Trump’s Approval Rating Hits New Low, America’s 250th Party is a Mess & Iran War May Be Over Soon?

[0:02] Thank you so much for joining us here. [0:08] Happen to, uh... [0:14] You know what? I didn't know Guillermo [0:18] wasn't gonna be here tonight. [0:19] Where did he go? [0:20] He's drunk. [0:21] He's what? [0:23] He's at his son's graduation? [0:24] He's fired. [0:25] You know, we've been working all day [0:29] to make a show for you, and here it is. [0:31] Here it comes. I hope you're ready for it, [0:33] because we are now precisely 159 days [0:36] from the midterm elections, [0:37] assuming you know who lets us have midterm elections. [0:40] We have a primary here in California on Tuesday. [0:43] There are a handful of primaries happening [0:45] around the country on Tuesday. [0:46] Some have happened already. [0:47] They will determine who will face who in the midterms. [0:49] According to a new poll, [0:51] 57% of Americans say they definitely will vote in November, [0:55] which I don't... [0:56] Is that good news or bad, 57%? [0:58] I can't imagine being in the 43% who might not or won't vote, [1:02] but historically, 57% is good. [1:05] It's very good. [1:06] The average turnout for the midterms is around 40%. [1:09] Now, that same poll from The Economist YouGov [1:12] is bad news for Donald Trump. [1:15] Trump's approval numbers, like his testicles, [1:18] have sunk to an all-time low. [1:20] They are lower than they've ever been. [1:22] He is now down to 34%. [1:26] He has the same approval rating as Paul Blart Mall Cop. [1:31] The Blart of the deal. [1:32] Not only is Trump at his lowest point, [1:37] he's also two points behind J.D. Vance. [1:40] I don't have a joke for that. [1:42] I just want to make sure he knows [1:44] he's two points behind J.D. Vance. [1:47] Honestly, the only demographic [1:53] Trump is still polling well in right now [1:55] is white guys named Rufus. [1:57] He's killing him now. [1:59] So when asked about the numbers, [2:00] usually they will deflect this kind of thing, [2:02] but a White House spokesperson said, [2:04] the ultimate poll was November 5, 2024, [2:07] when nearly 80 million Americans [2:09] overwhelmingly elected President Trump [2:11] to deliver on his popular and common sense agenda. [2:15] Okay, yeah, but now it's May of 2026, [2:18] and everybody hates him. [2:19] So, you know, here's the thing. [2:21] People are so ungrateful. [2:22] This is a man, Donald Trump, [2:24] who's done more for everyone than anyone. [2:27] Nobody has done more for the black community [2:31] than Donald Trump. [2:32] We did more for the Hispanic community [2:34] than any administration. [2:36] Nobody ever did more for Americans [2:39] who love Cuba. [2:41] I did more for Michigan autoworkers [2:43] and manufacturers than any president [2:46] in the history of our country. [2:47] We've done more for the state of Iowa [2:50] than any president ever in history. [2:52] I've done more for Alaska than any president. [2:55] More for North Carolina [2:56] than North Carolina can even imagine. [2:58] We achieved more for the people of Pennsylvania [3:01] than any administration. [3:04] We achieved more for the great state of Wisconsin [3:07] than any other president. [3:08] Nobody's done more for the military than I have. [3:10] I've done more than any other American president [3:13] for NATO by far. [3:14] You know, I've done more for religion [3:16] than any other president. [3:19] Nobody in history did more for the farmers [3:21] of our country than I did. [3:23] Nobody's done more for the Jewish people than I have. [3:25] We've done more for young parents [3:27] than any administration. [3:28] We've done more for the senior [3:29] than any other person. [3:31] Nobody's done more for Puerto Rico than me. [3:34] You know, you're right. [3:35] You've done enough. [3:36] Let's get somebody else to take over for. [3:38] We're doing too much. [3:39] This is not going to help Trump's popularity. [3:42] In case you thought he was done weaponizing [3:45] the Justice Department, [3:46] the DOJ is now going after another of Trump's victims, [3:49] E. Jean Carroll, [3:50] the writer who accused the president [3:52] of sexually assaulting her [3:53] in a department store dressing room [3:55] and beat him in court twice. [3:56] Carroll was awarded two judgments, [3:58] totaling more than $88 million, [4:00] which he still has not paid. [4:01] And Trump is now seeking his independent [4:03] attorney general honor. [4:04] They're threatening an 82-year-old woman [4:06] that they launched a criminal investigation [4:08] against her on behalf of the guy [4:10] who claims the system is rigged against him. [4:12] E. Jean Carroll must be brought to justice. [4:14] But the nut who stormed the Capitol [4:16] dressed with the buffalo horns, [4:18] he's getting a taxpayer-funded jet ski [4:20] out of that deal. [4:21] It's comforting to know that our hard-earned [4:23] tax dollars are going to fund the people [4:25] who are going to pay for the money [4:27] to pay for the money to pay for the money [4:29] to pay for the money to pay for the money [4:31] to pay for the money to pay for the money [4:33] to fund the president's nonstop [4:35] multi-victim retribution tour [4:37] and that those tax dollars may soon [4:40] have his face on them. [4:42] In honor of our country's 250th anniversary, [4:44] coming in July, the Treasury Department [4:47] is looking to print a special Trump $250 bill. [4:51] It would look like this. [4:53] Here he is, the least popular bill since Cosby. [4:56] What better way to pay for a single tank of gas [5:01] than with a bill featuring the head [5:03] of the man who made it cost that much? [5:04] Now, current federal law says that you cannot do this. [5:09] It says only deceased people can appear on U.S. currency, [5:13] but fear not, according to Treasury Secretary Scott Besant, [5:17] there's legislation in the works looking to change that [5:20] so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, [5:23] could be on the $250 bill. [5:26] Every day it's a new project with him as the focus. [5:29] He wakes up in the morning, he goes downstairs, [5:30] he's like, okay, hear me out. [5:32] What if we use a laser to burn a picture of me on the moon, huh? [5:36] They're also lining up entertainment [5:38] for what they're calling the Great American State Fair. [5:41] This is a big concert in Washington on July 4th [5:44] to celebrate our 250 years, and what a lineup they have. [5:48] This is like Coachella for bands that hired their cousin [5:53] as their tour manager. [5:54] This is... [5:55] The listed performers include pop duo Milli Vanilli, [5:58] one of whom is dead. [5:59] Pop duo C&C Music Factory, another of whom is dead. [6:03] Morris Day and The Time, minus lead singer Morris Day, [6:07] and minus The Time. [6:08] They refused to be part of the event. [6:10] Young MC, minus Young MC, who also refused to be part of the event. [6:14] And The Commodores, minus the original singers from The Commodores, [6:18] and minus the new singers from The Commodores, [6:20] who backed out today, too. [6:22] But don't worry. [6:23] Bret Michaels, Flo Rida, Vanilla Ice, [6:26] and the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo [6:28] tootin' on the jug so far. [6:32] We'll check back on that tomorrow to see if they're still in. [6:34] What a mess. [6:35] Milli Vanilli, or whatever's left of Milli Vanilli, [6:38] put out a statement saying they were never asked to perform [6:41] and would not be taking part in the concert. [6:43] The statement said others using the name Milli Vanilli [6:46] that appear on the advertisement should be considered a tribute band [6:49] with no association vocally, musically, to our sounds and songs. [6:54] How can someone pretend to be Milli Vanilli [6:57] when Milli Vanilli was pretending to be Milli Vanilli? [7:01] As for C&C Music Factory, I don't know what's going on with that, [7:09] but their lead singer, Freedom Williams, is mad about the fact [7:13] that people are mad at him about this. [7:17] You keep pushing me, I'll do the mother f***ing show in North Korea, [7:21] pissing on the f***ing American flag, smoking a Cuban cigar, [7:25] drinking Venezuela wine, playing golf with mother f***ing Kim L. June, [7:30] with an Iranian b***h on my lap, while Trump's standing there [7:35] with his d*** in his hand. [7:37] That's how much of a f***ing I give what you d***s think. [7:40] I'm sitting on the toilet taking this s***. [7:42] Is that dope enough? Indeed. [7:47] I feel like hearing from him only once every 35 years isn't enough. [7:52] What a concert this is going to be. [7:54] Everything they do, they screw up. They cannot do anything. [7:57] Another part of the semi-quincentennial celebration [8:00] will be a mass pardoning ceremony. [8:03] Trump's planning to pardon 250 current [8:06] and or future criminals on July 4th, [8:09] which is something, like, the Joker would do. [8:12] And they won't be doing it quietly. [8:14] This will be quite an event. [8:16] On July 4th, join President Donald J. Trump [8:19] and his wrongly accusiest friends [8:22] for an all-star pardentennial celebration. [8:25] Featuring appearances by Dr. Bill Cosby, [8:29] Harvey Weinstein, Sean P. Diddy Combs, [8:32] the Gilgo Beach serial killer, [8:35] the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew, [8:38] the ghost of O.J. Simpson, [8:40] and the late, great Hannibal Lecter. [8:43] Hannibal Lecter. How great an actor was he? [8:46] Bring your family to join the first family [8:50] at the pardentennial celebration, [8:53] July 4th at 8 p.m., only on Newsmax, [8:57] right after Bigfoot versus the Lincoln Memorial. [9:00] Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. [9:03] I couldn't have said it better myself. [9:05] So anyway, we got some possibly, maybe positive news [9:11] on what Trump is now calling his mini-war in the Middle East. [9:14] Today, the U.S.-Iran reportedly reached another tentative deal [9:18] to potentially, ostensibly, finally perhaps end this war, [9:22] he says we won three months ago. [9:24] The proposed deal would open the Strait of Hormuz [9:27] and begin a 60-day negotiation period [9:29] to talk about their nuclear program. [9:31] An agreement would end the war in Iran, [9:34] and maybe give Trump the legroom to start another one. [9:38] Would you accept a short-term deal [9:40] that allows Iran and Oman to control the Strait? [9:42] Nobody's gonna control it. [9:43] That's part of the negotiation that we have. [9:46] They would like to control it. [9:47] Nobody's gonna control it. [9:48] It's international waters, [9:50] and Oman will behave just like everybody else, [9:53] and we'll have to blow them up. [9:55] The peace president, ladies and gentlemen. [9:57] The winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is gonna blow them up, [10:03] like they're the toilet in the Lincoln bathroom. [10:06] Would this be the ninth war he ended [10:08] or the tenth one he started? [10:10] Trump has no idea where or even what Oman is. [10:14] I'm pretty sure he thinks he fired Oman on The Apprentice. [10:18] According to an analysis by CNN, [10:20] Trump has now threatened one out of every 13 countries [10:23] in the world. [10:24] The only person who's ever threatened more is Godzilla, okay? [10:28] He better get this one with Iran figured out. [10:30] His little skirmish over there has been a disaster [10:32] for the economy. [10:33] Gas prices have skyrocketed. [10:35] They've been up 50% since the start of the war. [10:37] And according to the always insightful Carl Higbee of Newsmax, [10:41] we're blaming the wrong person for it. [10:44] The national gas average is about $446 a gallon, [10:48] but only because of places like California, [10:51] Democrat-controlled clocking in at about $609 a gallon. [10:54] But you head to a red state like Indiana, [10:56] and the average is about $386. [10:59] Democrats, man, just making stuff cost more. [11:02] I'm guessing Carl didn't ace the math portion [11:06] of his SAT test. [11:08] And with everything going on overseas right now, [11:10] the State Department today, [11:12] there's a war happening right now. [11:13] The State Department posted a very upbeat birthday message [11:16] for Secretary of State Marco Rubio. [11:19] Great. Now we're all horny. [11:45] Why is this happening? [11:47] Who is doing this? [11:48] Who is posting? [11:49] Does Marco want this? [11:50] I can't imagine they just... [11:51] Thomas Jefferson was Secretary of State. [11:54] John Quincy Adams had that job. [11:56] And now there's a video you'd make for a bar mitzvah they're showing. [12:00] Maybe he'll perform with C&C Music Factory at the big show. [12:05] Who knows? [12:06] Speaking of ridiculous videos, our Secretary of Health [12:10] and the Humane Society, RFK Jr., [12:13] I guess he liked the feedback he got [12:15] from picking up a pair of snakes at Dr. Oz's house this week. [12:18] So yesterday, miraculously, he found another snake. [12:23] A snake in the driveway. [12:25] Hold on, guys. [12:26] I'll be back in a flash. [12:28] You got Cheryl to bring your pillows. [12:51] There you go. [12:52] Oh, Cheryl's long gone, buddy. [12:55] Cheryl took the pillow. [12:58] She's on the way to her mother's house screaming into it. [13:00] What is with him and the snakes? [13:02] Is this... is that where he gets the oil he pushes? [13:05] Why is every person in this government [13:08] the craziest neighbor you ever had on the block? [13:11] I don't know where he got that snake, [13:13] but I do know Dr. Oz's house is in Florida [13:19] where 80% of our nation's supply of crazy is harvested. [13:23] And with that said, [13:24] it is time for another edition of This Week in Florida. [13:27] This is why you're being pulled over. [13:31] In the city of Lagos today, [13:32] we're doing an operation for distracted driving. [13:34] You drove past me holding the phone [13:35] with your right hand manipulating that phone. [13:37] I mean... [13:38] That's obviously not. [13:40] So you want to just call this a day or...? [13:44] I don't want to call a day. [13:45] You had a hand on manipulating the phone. [13:46] You just said my right hand. [13:47] Well, I thought I saw you right hand. [13:48] You had a hand out. [13:49] So you didn't. [13:50] The right hand. I saw you manipulating... [13:51] Well, you didn't. [13:52] With the right hand, perhaps not, right? [13:54] You didn't see me with my right hand. [13:55] Okay, so you saw... [13:56] Are you saying... [13:57] You're saying that you saw me with the right hand. [13:58] I know what I just said. [13:59] I know what I just said. [14:00] I'm asking you now. [14:01] Did you not have fun on your hand? [14:02] I did not. [14:03] You did not have fun on your hand? [14:04] I did not. [14:05] Hand to God. [14:06] You did not have fun on your hand. [14:07] Hand to God. [14:10] That is why God gave us body cams. [14:12] Hey, we have a fun show tonight. [14:13] Lamorne Morris is here. [14:14] We have music from She and Him. [14:16] And we'll be right back with Dan Levy.