Worst Action Figure Likenesses: Kenner & Mattel - Toy Federation Podcast

[00:00:00] Speaker 1: we're back welcome to toy federation looks like we've got another episode the podcast the broadcast the broadcast sorry glasses are off yep blinding light so bright this episode [00:00:20] Speaker 2: bright light bright light is celebrity look-alikes or maybe comparison the toy look how does the toy [00:00:30] Speaker 3: look to the celebrity to the celebrity or act or actor in celebrity the same right maybe they might act and not be celebrity yeah because they didn't make it but then would they get an action figure I [00:00:43] Speaker 2: think you've made it if you have an action figure yeah general generally I mean yeah and then sometimes [00:00:48] Speaker 3: you've made it for years and never get an action figure right so we're gonna have slides or images that you'll see on the screen if you're listening to this non-visually listen go go to the other method so you could see because this is a visual episode you will have to watch this yes you need to watch on a TV screen or a phone screen because we're gonna have up on the screen images of the toy and [00:01:14] Speaker 2: the actor and then we're gonna comment commentate we will do describe but you will lose some of the [00:01:22] Speaker 3: translation this is true yeah so this is an Armageddon figure by Hot Wheels which is Ben Affleck yeah as I guess his character in the movie was AJ Frost I believe so that's a believable name I didn't even know that figure exists what's that thing next to him it's a giant launcher or something that's a [00:01:43] Speaker 2: recall and uh so exploding nuclear device yeah it's definitely getting recalled this is early on [00:01:51] Speaker 3: I mean the hair and the head he's got a long face right kind of looks more like Forrest Gump it looks like a small soldiers figure it's I'm just trying to compare the face yeah it's it's pre-technology yeah it's they they could go to space but they couldn't do his face [00:02:13] Speaker 2: and it looks like five points of articulation well guys it looks like we're back to sculpting cars [00:02:18] Speaker 3: well he does bend at the elbows that's about it that's true yeah I don't even know if he's got any [00:02:23] Speaker 2: head maybe a torso I think he does I sort of see it right above the knee pad all right so yeah sorry [00:02:30] Speaker 3: Ben but we're moving on yep let's go to the next one that one's pretty good yeah yeah so this is the Dan Aykroyd I don't know what his character was in Coneheads act act or Beldar Beldar there we go I think they did a pretty good job yeah other than the teeth that's kind of weird well he has pointed [00:02:50] Speaker 2: teeth yeah he gets dental work in the movie yeah but I mean like I don't know they just painted the [00:02:56] Speaker 3: teeth so they're really not pointing yeah yeah it looks like he that's a pretty good like looks like double layered braces we do have that clear part in the parts bin though yeah yeah yeah yeah for a while now yeah no I think we did know but it's not like we have a Coneheads bin to put it in right yeah we [00:03:13] Speaker 2: don't have uh lots of Conehead figures coming in yeah that's a toy line that didn't need to get made [00:03:19] Speaker 3: yeah look who it's done by playmates oh hey you know you can put it with your Star Trek figures put it with your turtles I could put it with my toxic Crusaders that's the only playmate figures I have they should have done Conehead turtles well they do everything else right yeah it's a matter of time [00:03:35] Speaker 2: it'll be a crossover just you wait I'm gonna put it with my Dick Tracy figures you could have a [00:03:40] Speaker 3: head crying yeah it's uh Dick Tracy Leonardo Leonardo Tracy I see a lot of gold paint that's going to turn aqua in several years if not already but yeah no that was a good one I think that's a good one they did a good job that's a decent that's the top top contender for a lookalike right there all right let's let's see what's next oh boy oh geez so we're looking at Ann Lewis from the Robocop Kenner ultra police line that is that that they didn't even give her a female body I don't even [00:04:21] Speaker 2: know what what's the what's the the British chef oh the the one who play with cookies what uh Julia child yeah child that's what her head's big French but oh she's French I thought she was English no [00:04:35] Speaker 3: okay well anyway it's like Serena with the earrings it's worse than that man it's the painted earrings so that's Nancy Allen that's the actress's name right yeah yeah yeah you know well one time I got to meet her at a show uh she had I don't know I don't know if she represented herself or the agent didn't supply her with because you know there's some agents that they you know they're they provide they set the clients up the client's just get off the plane they show up and their table set up uh and then there's some that they got to bring their own stuff and they they're walking their luggage and the corners of the photos are all dinged and bent and they're really a bad selection and yeah uh and she all her pictures were grainy or black and white and I was like what it's not a black and white movie like I don't even understand why you did black and white now some lobby cards or stills that they send to the press or media would have been black and white so I don't know if she was just copying those yeah some media kit stuff maybe black and white but then there was nothing I wanted there was nothing good so I didn't get her autograph there was no good photos to choose speaking of not good photos [00:05:49] Speaker 2: well that's why they gave this figure that weird helmet and a cross cover up the mistake that they made [00:05:55] Speaker 3: and they got this yeah like a Robin Hood crossbow yeah yeah because it's the future of law enforcement give her a crossbow it kind of looks like Hillary yeah oh it could and I forgot in that line all of [00:06:08] Speaker 2: got caps yeah it's good stuff yeah cap firing crossbow rapid repeat give her a juggernaut helmet hey they [00:06:18] Speaker 3: even timed it a shot a second so they figured it out that's as fast as you can flip your thumb on the [00:06:23] Speaker 2: back all right let's go to the next one oh that looks nothing like him that does not all right so this is Adam Maitland or Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice Kenner again Kenner it's fun mm-hmm that is that is nothing like Alec Baldwin no no I like that the glasses are very obviously an afterthought and they're like just paint them on that's fine what do you mean did he wear a red [00:06:58] Speaker 3: ball cap in the film because I don't remember no so then what is the point of that why does he have a [00:07:03] Speaker 2: backwards hat on it probably reuse it's probably like I don't know it kind of looks like screech from [00:07:09] Speaker 3: played by the bell maybe maybe yeah that's that's that's a better like right maybe it's a leftover [00:07:15] Speaker 2: part from like the Bill and Ted's toys and they're yeah don't even take the hat off that is a horrible yeah horrible well that's why you got the second head which is much more accurate oh yeah yeah they [00:07:30] Speaker 3: should have just yeah I don't even should have left it at that they didn't even paint his shoes the color of his pants unless it's just a shot I'm not catching it has two different types of tan [00:07:42] Speaker 2: I know I think it's the same I don't think they bothered to paint and even the same kind of shirt [00:07:47] Speaker 3: yeah because the other one looks like Vans doesn't Alec Baldwin have like a pronounced jaw and that's like more of like a pull like a it's less it's a screech man it's a screech in the hot tub jaw [00:08:02] Speaker 2: that's a whole nother thing it doesn't even look like one of his other brothers hey yeah scratch [00:08:10] Speaker 3: all right yeah sorry Alec they did you poorly oh oh Tracy oh Dick Tracy playmates try say oh he's got like lipstick on when you look at my shade not the bass that's in my shade that's so yeah so this is uh Warren Beatty not not good that's Bella Lugosi I don't know what that is it kind of looks like it's Bella Lugosi Dracula yeah it's Bella Lugosi he's got a huge nose when you look at it it's jet pack Dracula and then he I forgot he gets a billy club yeah yeah for what [00:08:52] Speaker 2: keeping keeping them in line vagrants coppers yeah I think he did beat that uh that one guy in the shack who was the tramp who yeah well I forget his all-star cast yeah didn't do well it's and it's a [00:09:07] Speaker 3: movie but yeah but I think they all that was stuff they grew up with yeah Dick Tracy that was like a big deal yeah for them probably to be in it because I man this is like well they buddy today being oh he [00:09:20] Speaker 2: bought the license right or the yeah he holds the license in every X amount of years has to come out with like a one-minute movie or something yeah he does he has to put out something to retain it sitting in a theater wearing a yellow jacket yeah it's horrible yeah yeah I think it's hilarious yeah it's funny it's just petty yeah it's great they could have could have given him the jacket no way [00:09:44] Speaker 3: that's Matthew Broderick so this is uh Grapple Gear Nick from uh this has got to be Trend Masters [00:09:50] Speaker 2: Godzilla right that's closer to Matthew Lillard looks like a that's new kid on the block or something [00:09:56] Speaker 3: I don't know why did they give him that did he ever have riot SWAT gear in the movie he he's got a right helmet a backpack with a giant thing to climb a mountain grapple hook two rockets I mean they could they should have at least given him that beret thing he always wears [00:10:20] Speaker 2: he's got a riot mask whatever that chef's hat he's gonna go rock climbing with Godzilla guys it's fine [00:10:27] Speaker 3: yeah but I don't know who that even looks like yeah they probably couldn't get the rights that's a boy band figure yeah that's another that's another thing they could we could be trashing uh a likeness and they didn't have the likeness right so they just did whatever yeah uh that's their error that's [00:10:47] Speaker 2: they should have negotiated that right that's so Grapple Gear Nick that's who that is yeah they [00:10:53] Speaker 3: don't even it's just Nick just Nick it could be any Nick it doesn't have to be him Godzilla size does [00:11:01] Speaker 4: matter Godzilla eggs are hatching mutant babies with slashing claws lock and load these babies are attacked with mutant attack powers electro nets are shredded our battle shields are failing wait Nick's repelling into position fire oh no something big is coming it's Godzilla we need bigger guns Godzilla babies hatch legs action figures and Supreme Godzilla each sold separately from trend [00:11:27] Speaker 3: monsters oh oh so ouch Starship Troopers Ace so this is uh uh what's his name's son uh Gary Busey yeah Gary Busey Jake Jake Busey yeah yeah he was Children of the Corn right yeah yeah was he or what no no [00:11:45] Speaker 1: no that's another guy oh he's well I know he's in Frighteners that's what I remember him from first and then who's that Children of the Corn guy he's kind of uh I don't know I don't know um he's in one of [00:11:57] Speaker 2: them I don't know so he's not one of like one of the older guys in that movie you're thinking of a kid right who's the redheaded guy that's not him okay okay all right well he might be in the second [00:12:07] Speaker 3: one or third one it's like or the fourth one it's the children of the corns or the children of the corn 11 popcorn right candy corn it's it's adolescence of the corn it's of the corn yeah so that looks nothing like Jake Busey uh oh Starship Troopers I don't I don't think anything we're looking at the bigger right that's the only thing I know that he was mainstream nothing looks like anything related to the movie that outfit is horrible yeah yeah there's like a mask helmet he has looks like a radioactive trooper but who did this line is this train masters or galoob yeah you know this better than I do I don't I it might be galoob because I know galoob did the other stuff they did the micro [00:12:58] Speaker 2: the bugs and uh yeah yeah yeah that's right so it's yeah it's probably galoob I mean they got that [00:13:05] Speaker 3: sort of the hair color right it's almost like a young Duke or from like GI Joe extreme Duke they're gonna stretch Armstrong Duke's son but isn't that like look at that helmet it's like a mask helmet yeah [00:13:19] Speaker 2: yeah it's like the radioactive uh trooper from uh somebody not swamp thing uh yeah he's armed with [00:13:29] Speaker 3: all those toxic crusaders they they didn't have any more money to paint the access of the backpack or yeah the big uh game three giant oh he's got this tubes yeah so it's like an ooze a water yeah oh [00:13:42] Speaker 2: it's water there you go toxic raider ace levy all right yeah I do like starship troopers though [00:13:50] Speaker 3: nothing oh so Xena I mean that's Bruce Campbell figure uh fairy manicured eyebrows what was [00:13:59] Speaker 2: auto auto auto Lycus auto auto Lycius or Lycius maybe I'd say it's pretty good other than the eyes yeah no [00:14:09] Speaker 3: that one's not bad they they tried yeah it's not bad which is saying a lot and toy biz I mean again [00:14:16] Speaker 2: but that line was you know I like those basketball short cloth material cake things they got going on soft they got soft goods yeah yeah uh it's like a piece of a pot holder oh that's good yeah that's good [00:14:37] Speaker 3: that's good yeah so this is the Kenner Rufus figure from the Bill and Ted's excellent adventure line Rufus and I think that's a good likeness yeah of uh right it's the comedian what's his name uh George [00:14:50] Speaker 2: Carlin yeah it's easy to nail that because the glasses block the yeah you give him like the goatee [00:14:55] Speaker 3: and uh it's easy yeah yeah it's good they kind of did his hairline right gave them some wrinkles in forehead Rufus yeah yeah dry fist Rufus yeah Rufus oh yeah he plays music where did he play the music [00:15:10] Speaker 2: in his back they they all came with musical instruments because you know Bill and Ted no I know I just wild stallions I never had the figures that it was not in the movie at all yeah it's this [00:15:21] Speaker 3: to get kids to go see the movie I think okay so this is the the Jim Carrey mask figure somebody didn't have the likeness is this the is this a head flippers oh yeah so then so this is like a power ranger head flipper so you get the green head or the Jim Carrey head yeah I would say the [00:15:39] Speaker 2: green head looks more like it than the regular yeah yeah the dog looks more like it yeah Stanley Ipka's head yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's bad man kind of looks like Tony Danza didn't they [00:15:53] Speaker 3: reuse this flip head too I keep thinking face from 18 but if the hair was a different color yeah it's like a you know good looking like uh it's just the hair's the wrong color or like a young Scott Baio [00:16:07] Speaker 2: it definitely looks like I don't know it definitely looks like Saved by the Bell show not Jim Carrey yeah it definitely does does not look like Jim Carrey at all [00:16:20] Speaker 5: look out it's Jackie Chan oh no shuttle gun I have to split with Jackie Chan the high octane martial arts never stops action-packed figures from Jackie Chan adventures each sold separately all right that's pretty good I [00:16:49] Speaker 3: think so I forgot about this toy line so Jackie Chan adventures by playmates yep this is Kung Fu Jackie [00:16:57] Speaker 2: Chan hey that's pretty good they didn't model it on the cartoon though yeah it's no I'm saying the [00:17:03] Speaker 3: figure looks more like it kind of in between yeah but it has an animated style to it right right with [00:17:09] Speaker 2: the eyebrows and uh it just doesn't look like the animation right but that's fine I mean that's cool [00:17:14] Speaker 3: you know yeah I think that's a good one yeah yeah yeah and the line looks pretty cool very large hands [00:17:21] Speaker 2: all right well because he's gonna punch you in the face man I wanted this figure so bad as a kid you [00:17:28] Speaker 3: still do so now I still do okay so we're looking at the Terminator 2 Kenner figure John Connor with motorcycle I think that's the only way you got it right yeah yeah yeah so he came with the motorcycle yeah it's not horrendous it's not easy money I know that it's not so they got that the hair the hair's [00:17:49] Speaker 2: good yeah yeah it's it's well honestly the face isn't that bad it's not bad it's the whatever's going [00:17:56] Speaker 3: on with the neck well I think because we're looking at it from a low angle yeah like if we looked at it on we wouldn't see the uh but I I don't even recall figures giving you holes nostrils yeah right yeah a lot of times it's really it's just right right so they actually I made a divot yeah he's got holes [00:18:14] Speaker 2: in his nose there is no fate but what we make for ourselves you got it that's for sure free the making of Terminator 2 video when you buy any three Terminator toys Terminator 2 toys we should look that up and [00:18:28] Speaker 3: see what that video looks like yeah yeah so yeah Kenner oh oh oh oh oh man so so we're still on Kenner yeah Waterworld figure I'm seeing a pattern here well Kenner is kind of the king for a while [00:18:45] Speaker 2: this looks like Kevin Costner's disapproving father yeah you're gonna be in Waterworld well see they [00:18:52] Speaker 3: didn't really make an attempt to give him the waviness to the hair yeah his luxurious hair looks like it could have been a figure for dances with wolves that's really water that's Ricardo Monteblan from con definitely definitely got his chest right that's it's the fake chest that's that's that's not [00:19:14] Speaker 2: that's Ricardo Monteblan I like that the water pump accessory is reused from Batman uh the Dark Knight collection there's like the Arctic Batman and then I think they they used it again for nine other times yeah well Poison Ivy in the uh Batman and Robin movie I think reused it and then animated I'm sure mm-hmm all right you got some kind of booger fish oh wow this wow holy crap wow [00:19:45] Speaker 3: that's a nightmare that sucks bad dude they should have fired this guy it's like earthworm Jim with hair who made this what is it trade trader toys trader toys wow they went out of business so they made an a mission impossible ethan hunt figure wow of Tom Cruise and it is look at the head in the package his head is his his head his head is mid-angled I'm telling you it's earthworm Jim with hair it's like his jaw is wider than the than the wow it's like if they made a claymation of mission impossible it's a Muppet it's a Muppet version of Tom Cruise or like someone took their [00:20:30] Speaker 2: index finger and drew a face on it oh my god yeah that mass looks like like a mask of David Lynch that's that's bad Tom Cruise should have the gun is bigger than the head taking that guy out [00:20:44] Speaker 3: we've never seen him that upset he had he had to have been living right he's like I get an action figure and [00:20:52] Speaker 2: it's this well maybe you should have gave up your likeness geez yeah he he he couldn't have approved his [00:20:58] Speaker 3: likeness that's that's good but that's not even the same haircut no that's horrible that is the worst figure wow I think I've ever seen from uh when can we get one of those in I need to figure out who trade your toys is and what else did they make that's very interesting man we interrupt our program to bring you this ask Devin's segment so what toy from a I guess any given toy line that you got and took you from a casual collector and you were full force into that line like was there something that you weren't collecting and then you got this thing and then it got you into that everybody know this [00:21:37] Speaker 6: that's jr joe that's when I got started with back in 83. so why'd you start in 83. because that's the year I was in junior high and once I got started never stopped just like I addicted to it [00:21:58] Speaker 3: all right so a kelly so this is uh it's the virus virus uh jamie curtis jamie lee curtis now I was here's what's funny this was on yesterday and I've never watched it before or after [00:22:13] Speaker 2: columbia forgot what it was about right after you watched it right that's how that movie works well [00:22:18] Speaker 3: it's it's very uh like I I've never seen it I just know the figures are horrible or yeah I mean I mean there's worse figures but I just know they didn't they don't sell it kind of looks like a dude but it's got uh alec baldwin's brother in it what's the one baldwin that did that movie with julie roberts billy baldwin he's in it uh donald sutherland's in it uh the one dude who's in fear the walking dead uh I forget who he is he plays some guy with paint on his face oh geez he's like somebody that got I guess more famous later but he I was like oh he's in that uh you're remembering so much about this movie yeah well the mirror space station sends this signal down to the ship and then it info it affects all the software and then they wants to kill all the humans and then all the machines upgrade themselves to make more machines and so yeah human hybrids and right right using flesh and well booger monster robot right right yeah and think the human human humankind is the virus [00:23:31] Speaker 2: i like that she has what is that two aks and a flashlight uh those aren't a case sir i don't know what i don't know that might be collapsible stocks i don't know yeah i don't know but those are probably in the spawn bin probably i like her outfit she looks like wing commander yeah she's like the face though it looks like uh uh what i forget the dude's name but uh star trek next generation the doctor yeah the doctor's son oh yeah the kid uh will we yeah we'll tweet wesley will wheaton i think it looks like michael meyer's wearing a mask of jamie lee curtis that'd make an interesting movie [00:24:13] Speaker 3: let's just start that whole series again just just like a spock mask though or something it's just jamie lee curtis yes all right all right so mattel yep last action hero yep danny figure [00:24:29] Speaker 2: i think they did a decent job hook launching he definitely has like a thousand mile stare going on he's got a little smug look about him he's yeah but i think it works i think that one works [00:24:41] Speaker 3: i mean it's it's not bad it's not bad right yeah i also enjoy the square port in the hand [00:24:48] Speaker 2: yep for holding square things all right rocket launcher sir they did that all in that line i don't know [00:24:56] Speaker 3: why yeah so well you won't have a problem uh just fitting it right in yeah yeah yeah yeah oh all right [00:25:04] Speaker 2: so we're we're we're on kenner jurassic park ellie ellie sadler i don't do you remember the name or also [00:25:13] Speaker 3: i don't general huldo general general huldo and uh the disney star wars franchise uh uh not bad not bad but not good right not it's not bad that the the chin's not right the base head looks like it's john cusack it's how do i you gotta you gotta vogue it you gotta frame it well it's almost like her hair is too short yeah yeah that's the it needed but i don't think they can do that good with the figures and rotate the head and yeah but i mean back then i like the jurassic park line i think [00:25:53] Speaker 2: they did a good job like that the figure itself from afar doesn't look bad it's just upon close inspection right right it doesn't but they probably didn't have the legacy that could be true yeah yeah [00:26:05] Speaker 3: yeah cowboy curtis okay so yeah peewee peewee's uh playhouse cowboy curtis uh matchbox that is [00:26:18] Speaker 2: hard to believe that's morpheus yeah so looks like his head's a california raisin [00:26:28] Speaker 3: that's rough i'm trying to think of who it does it's clearly it's clearly bad it's not uh maybe one of the jackson's so it's law it's not lawrence fishburne yeah it's lawrence fishburne yeah but it's not oh yeah no it's clearly clearly the figure is not lawrence it's clearly it looks like it could be his mom it's uh it looks it looks like a lady to me it yeah yeah at least in the shot we're [00:26:56] Speaker 2: looking at and i mean i guess they couldn't get the hair to match anyway but it looks nothing like like i don't know i totally forgot that was uh yeah oh yeah boy curtis he's got no accessories they gave him they gave him nothing it's because they put all the money into his outfit look at all these are you sure are you sure you gotta remember all those colors i forget what it is but [00:27:17] Speaker 3: every time the paintbrush gets a different color it goes to the figure it's like add another yeah it's like whatever the dollar it keeps and they went to town with this dude if it was any more accurate he wouldn't even have a hat right i mean all right wow okay there he is so kenner is that a star wars head indiana jones raiders of the lost ark harrison ford or indy figure i like the figure i think because this is earlier than most toys we're looking at because i think a lot of what we've seen was 90s [00:28:00] Speaker 2: yeah uh it's not bad by today's standards it does look like uh the dad from beethoven [00:28:10] Speaker 1: i i what's what's his name oh i don't like groden yeah uh he did that movie with deniro right midnight [00:28:18] Speaker 2: run yeah that was yeah that every time i see that figure i think of that movie because but i mean it [00:28:23] Speaker 3: it looks like it's not the haunt head it's not bad it looks like the haunt head big or small [00:28:30] Speaker 2: oh yeah the hat's definitely i don't know i wish they could it's just like they just didn't do it like [00:28:36] Speaker 3: then why couldn't you got indy where where the hat comes off it was probably something like kenner's [00:28:42] Speaker 2: like hey uh harrison we want to sculpt some figures what do you mean you want to sculpt yeah what do you mean i gotta take off my hat okay 50 bucks and kenner's like nope yeah yeah no i think because you can't [00:28:59] Speaker 3: make the material the head would have to be concave in yeah comedy so i don't think it works it's almost like i think if they have had heads now don't they give you a separate head yeah yeah and that that's probably the best because otherwise it just fix you you can't get that clothy uh i mean not a good [00:29:17] Speaker 2: likeness but a cool figure no it's yeah it's a cool figure and especially for three three quarter yeah it can only do so much really and he has his thumb well now i mean if you look at the vintage [00:29:27] Speaker 3: collection or the star wars figures that they're amazing that are coming in they're so good yeah yeah they're amazing and you know and the amount of accessories and you're like you still ain't [00:29:35] Speaker 2: collecting them though but they're using like computers and oh yeah i mean this is a snow trooper [00:29:42] Speaker 3: that just came in i was like that's like the best one ever and then they got added driver and i was like and i was like imagine if they just did that retro card for marvel and did the three and three quarter marvel again how good they could do it oh yeah and i think there's a market for that but you know what what do i know um all right so now we're at the brandon fraser toy island mummy figures oh he [00:30:06] Speaker 2: looks shocked he is a figure so they got the hair right stuff yeah i'm sure he would i was this is the [00:30:15] Speaker 3: first mummy right yeah yeah yeah so he wasn't anybody yet they're about to start filming for so he probably would have approved his likeness yeah i mean toy island there you go that's that explain toy island was like probably a top supplier to kb yeah to reach that certain price point they definitely books sculpted [00:30:37] Speaker 2: on the lower end like not horrible but like but it's not it's bare minimum it's its own scale in a way uh [00:30:46] Speaker 3: decent amount of accessories they had some decent they ran out of play sets yeah yeah the play sets were pretty cool because for the grand opening i think we had practically had an entire run in the glass case [00:30:59] Speaker 2: i knew who got them yeah yeah right yeah i guess they ran out of blue paint though because they didn't get [00:31:04] Speaker 3: the scarf right at all yeah well that's another color to add see yeah yeah that's a variant sir could have been that three painted three cents per unit they just saved paint it like his pants nobody cares it's a deleted scene [00:31:20] Speaker 5: he's getting mad he's getting mean he's breaking the line for the gizel team that's right it's [00:31:25] Speaker 7: william the refrigerator perry the fridge destroying gi joe and you can get a free fridge he is out collect five fridge certificates or call the number on the certificate and the fridge will tell you how to get in on the action with only four certificates there's a one dollar handling charge see details on specially marked gi joe packages watch out cobra frid is coming through [00:31:49] Speaker 3: i think this figure they did a good job yeah i love this figure so this is uh hasbro's uh what you're seeing is a card version that doesn't exist yeah uh this was a mail away figure [00:32:02] Speaker 2: and uh i think they did a good job yeah now the image on the card exists that was used right not to my knowledge no i've seen that picture before unless it was on like the mail away flyer right right like it wasn't it probably wasn't that big but yeah it wasn't on the card or you know anything like that [00:32:23] Speaker 3: yeah that i don't i don't i don't want to say because i don't know yeah but i mean they even got the tooth gap right yeah yeah no i think they i yeah i think that figure was great and again he's uh he went to clemson here and first thing about that figure is uh he's probably not even an hour from [00:32:38] Speaker 2: this won't hold the weapon oh yeah yeah yeah very uh thumb breakage thing now if i'm guessing looking at the weapon that's supposed to be a football right foosball and it has rivets in it right so that's a metal football yeah it's like a mace it's a mace that is so deadly well he's it's he ain't there to play around that's true super bowl shuffle all over you yeah shoulder pads come off and the metal football comes out it's like game over i just thought it was more like [00:33:08] Speaker 3: a club but then in the in the photo now it's like it's like a ball and chain right right a literal ball so that would be interesting to see if that we should make fan created let's make one yeah that art is on the mail away thing oh id4 so this is uh independence day man uh the jeff goldblum character which i forget his character name joff goldblum david levinson is it david levinson i think so yeah you got a ton of accessories oh you got a mission disc though oh yeah you got a floppy disk a real [00:33:50] Speaker 2: floppy disk i don't i still don't know what is on that disc well that technology is he was like a pacifist in that movie and they put a bazooka in the box yeah but he's great look at the size of his forearms [00:34:03] Speaker 3: and his hands no hell ain't gonna mess with him i yeah that and that and his head it's like his eyes i know as as you grow up your eyes because you could account for this like when people draw a baby you have to put the eyes higher in the head yeah they are as you become an adult your eyes go more towards your center right but people think your eyes are taller on your face but their center because your head and your hair that's in his cheeks his eyes are in his cheeks i don't [00:34:40] Speaker 2: know man that's it's rough that's that's pretty bad it's like it reminds me of a combination of uh egon [00:34:47] Speaker 3: and janine from ghostbusters yeah that's that's right like a like a fatty gun yeah [00:34:53] Speaker 2: right the the glasses are are set in his head like he's got a spit curl going down the middle like superman like a superman or like grease he's got he's got a christopher reeve hair you remember the mad magazine superman jokes clark cant yeah there yeah that is in the glass [00:35:21] Speaker 3: right that's whole bad he looks like an alien version of himself wow his ears are extremely large [00:35:27] Speaker 2: too didn't fully assimilate and and jeff goldblum's ears like they're they're a little on the bigger side but nowhere near like this thing yeah there's no like you look at the picture and package he looks like he's got werewolf if you look at the left shot if you look at the package and there was no [00:35:44] Speaker 3: independence day right and it said superman that's like a clark above clark kent yeah clark kent with a rocket launcher on the left shot when you go to the close-up then you're like it's right it's uh the the thing didn't have enough time to assimilate them before you yeah i mean from far away in the [00:36:04] Speaker 2: package like you said you can see clark kent right but that that middle picture oh man that's right that's bad just put the eyes anywhere it's not gooders yeah all right let's go to the next one [00:36:16] Speaker 3: that's good yeah that's pretty good yeah because all right so we're looking at the flint stones movie uh hardhat fred john goodman yes and it's it's the cart it's like a like a caricature of him yeah is how i would say if they gave it [00:36:35] Speaker 2: you know i don't want to say real hair but like like if he was a cartoon yeah yeah yeah like though it was live action but they cartooned him yeah the the sculpt is is great the the paint probably they could have done more but they're not going it's a cheap toy yeah so or you know who it looks like [00:36:52] Speaker 3: abbott and costello yes yes i forget who's i kept thinking costello i kept thinking i thought costello was the the taller one right so that looks totally like abbott yeah who's on first yeah what's on second i don't know i was on third that's totally yeah that's totally him so it could be both if you just put like a tuxedo on them with that head yeah you have abbott yeah so so what's i guess his [00:37:20] Speaker 2: accessories the pterodactyl is like a pickaxe yep and there's a turtle shell is that like a helmet yeah hard head frat or fred yeah yeah hard yeah hard hat fred yeah so it's the turtle shell is his hard hat it's almost like they were going for like a right said fred joke oh oh ouch all right not [00:37:48] Speaker 3: this is the lost in space film danger for sure uh judy robinson played by heather graham and that i don't even know what sculpted by a child that does not look like heather graham but now they did her in the austin powers line it looked that looks like her yeah well granted he [00:38:13] Speaker 2: had an emphasis on making things look more real at a time when you know you didn't have digital yeah this this is phoning it in a lot yeah this line is so hard to sell [00:38:28] Speaker 3: wonder why it's got the guy from uh friends in it i feel like i saw somebody ask us one time [00:38:34] Speaker 2: for the blue robot what's the blue robot robbie the robot robbie yeah right they're like do you have that from the movie and we showed him and he was like i don't want to you know he just talked [00:38:44] Speaker 3: himself out of it it almost looks like yeah it's zero attempt to to represent i mean it's more like one of the failed robocop versions or something lost in the trash and then this weird spider oh mario yeah yeah so this is erdl yeah super mario brothers yeah so we actually got some of these in on the egg tote yeah great yeah trade so i i every time i see this [00:39:14] Speaker 2: figure i think about uh dennis hopper once said in an interview and i'm just paraphrasing i didn't remember it or anything but he said like so he made this movie and his kids like dad why did you make this movie and he's like well you know son you need to choose and he said not that bad [00:39:33] Speaker 3: but it's it's a it's not a bad face it's the hair the hair throws me off it looks like cornrows or something yeah it's almost like a mac max headroom hair yeah they didn't dennis hopper actually you [00:39:48] Speaker 2: know what if you take the hair off and add some metal it looks like robocop all right cover the hair [00:39:55] Speaker 3: it's robocop is that forehead that's like a robocop forehead alex murphy drop it with his devo gun oh yeah oh man yeah i think the only ones that are worth any money in that line are isn't it just mario and luigi yeah yeah yeah maybe those are i think those are [00:40:19] Speaker 2: good yeah 100 that's fairly recent too because forever they were nothing yeah [00:40:26] Speaker 3: oh here's another one there's the mario yeah so that's uh what's his name from uh roger rabbit yeah right right yeah hoskins yeah is it bob hoskins yeah i don't uh looks like bert hoskins it doesn't [00:40:42] Speaker 2: look like bob at all it just i like it's this the bottom part kind of matches but man i don't even think [00:40:50] Speaker 3: the photo in the card that looks like tom savini look at the photo yeah that's tom savini i don't [00:40:58] Speaker 2: know i don't even know who's on the right you take the hat off it's kind of giving me like iron [00:41:03] Speaker 3: chic vibes i see that it's like that's a burt reynolds mustache yeah yeah it's definitely really [00:41:12] Speaker 2: it's not bob hoskins he's really angry about having to now you're plumbing this i'm looking at [00:41:17] Speaker 3: the screen from a distance so when you see this on your phone and it's like an inch in front of your face maybe it isn't but this from here this is that's tom savini yeah yeah oh my god bad monkey [00:41:31] Speaker 2: horrible oh geez man they they did him like that they did him wrong so ernie hudson [00:41:39] Speaker 3: winston in ghostbusters yeah monroe and the congo oh god that's our congo sorry not the congo that's [00:41:47] Speaker 2: maybe the ghost of ernie hudson that's terrible wow i think we have that part on the left i didn't [00:41:53] Speaker 3: realize that yeah i'm sure we do that that claw thing i think we have the gun too oh that's that's [00:41:59] Speaker 2: isn't that a reused joe gun it looks like a blown up uh star brigade yeah yeah yeah no that figure's [00:42:06] Speaker 3: horrible but the the entire line is uh yeah i just like that character talking smack to tim curry in that movie that's about it uh all right so again here's toy biz the x-men movie so the first x-men [00:42:21] Speaker 2: movie fam key jensen or jansen as gene gray yeah he looks more like a vampire he's got that hair hat going on yeah it's it does it looks like vampire vampire right well you remember vampire the one in [00:42:39] Speaker 3: the case yeah yeah so what was wasn't there a variant with the hailey berry figure in this line and it was [00:42:44] Speaker 2: like more more very very more yes more revealing upper yeah they kind of changed that there's a few variants uh in this line as far as like paint there was a tiny bit of because if you think about so this is a kid's line yeah that's and they have showing a little bit here on this one yeah right right they [00:43:06] Speaker 3: have it zipped you know like cannonball run when they get pulled over in the lamborghini right adrian barbo you know it's like that's uh you know it's she's definitely a vampire i wonder if that's the [00:43:21] Speaker 2: variant one fam key jansen i i know the accessory is that that was in the movie that that's disturbing too that's disgusting like the not the president but like uh senator kelly senator kelly that's it yeah that's it yep but it look it looks like the preacher in the in the tequila bottle from poltergeist 2 [00:43:44] Speaker 3: the half yeah it's it's it's a it's that's awful and it's a lot that packaging is very dense [00:43:52] Speaker 2: very it's very very wide meaty packaging i like marvel but i didn't i didn't buy yeah any of these [00:43:59] Speaker 3: nope yeah yeah all right this one's tough so this is playmates man laura croft tomb raider figures uh i mean it looks like it does kind of look like they got the lips right it's like if they did a [00:44:14] Speaker 2: barbie version of angelina jolie that's what it looks like to me yeah i would remember we had that weird [00:44:21] Speaker 3: robot or what was it it's like a training robot or something it was like um this weird thing we [00:44:27] Speaker 2: didn't know what it was forever and it's a tomb raider piece oh it's like a robot or something yeah i it's one of the random yeah uh accessory things that one of these came with i think they're doing a classified tomb raider like lara croft oh wait i think i saw that right yeah that's cool i don't know if it's been like you know official official but yeah there's murmurs you know yeah i think i saw that [00:44:51] Speaker 3: there's something about that too yeah so this one's okay all right so i think we have so many more that we're gonna wind down on this one so part two this i think it's gonna have to be a part two nice [00:45:05] Speaker 2: part two part two the electric of who's who and who looks like what because we're we're barely through [00:45:11] Speaker 3: the slides we barely bared down we're gonna see didn't do nothing nothing so you're gonna have to see us on the next broadcast right this is part moon this is part one of celebrity lookalikes and the toy aisles i hope you enjoyed it or a toy store near near you welcome yes welcome to the podcast tell your [00:45:33] Speaker 2: mailman we don't ship we don't ship we don't sell parts we don't sell nito stop asking oh we don't have nito yeah we don't have nito that'll be that we added to it don't ask any any squishies we do not [00:45:44] Speaker 3: have no dumplings i would get nito if i could get it i tried i couldn't get it yeah see that's someone telling you something right there just be a checkout convenience it's just we'll see you in the next one all right go go you're here watching this one or listening tell the mailman go to part two because that's going to be next in a week or so see you finish baby