About this transcript: This is a full AI-generated transcript of Trump SINKS As Embarrassing Attack On Reporter Blows Up In His Face from The Damage Report, published July 29, 2026. The transcript contains 1,648 words with timestamps and was generated using Whisper AI.
"One of Trump's grossest and I think most revealing attacks at the White House Correspondents Dinner was against the reporter that he is obviously wildly attracted to and obsessed with, that is Caitlin Collins, take a look. Caitlin Collins on receiving her award was all about me, it's a fake. She..."
[0:00] One of Trump's grossest and I think most revealing attacks at the White House
[0:03] Correspondents Dinner was against the reporter that he is obviously wildly
[0:07] attracted to and obsessed with, that is Caitlin Collins, take a look.
[0:12] Caitlin Collins on receiving her award was all about me, it's a fake.
[0:19] She shouldn't get the award, it was a fake, but I didn't mind.
[0:22] I said Caitlin, congratulations, but it was fake, there's no question about it.
[0:26] But she's a young, attractive woman, she never smiles.
[0:31] I said, Caitlin, do you have a smile?
[0:33] Smile, you have a nice position, you're at CNN fake news, you should be a happy person.
[0:40] So smile, Caitlin, just smile.
[0:42] But we attack and I thought Caitlin had really made it big with a major new sponsorship.
[0:49] But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney.
[0:56] And Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light $35 million in market cap.
[1:05] That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way, for those few people that want to hear that.
[1:10] Most people don't care, but I would, I wouldn't want to hire Dylan anytime soon.
[1:13] Yeah, so when I saw that immediately, I was like, well, yeah, he remains obsessed
[1:20] with Caitlin Collins. The fact that she's not scared of him, she's not impressed with him,
[1:24] she would never deign to touch him. All of that just destroys him on a constant ongoing basis.
[1:29] And then there's the specific stuff about the Bud Light. And I was like,
[1:32] well, I took a few days off last week, I was taking care of my daughter. I must have missed something.
[1:37] There must have been something that justified this joke as a topical thing. I don't think there is.
[1:44] I think he just referenced, I think a three year old thing where the right lost their mind because
[1:52] a trans person existed. Not a trans person that's committed a crime, assaulted anyone,
[1:56] anything like, just a trans person, just exists. And they lost their mind.
[1:59] And three years later, I literally don't, I don't even understand what the joke is.
[2:05] Other than, hey, remember Dylan Mulvaney? Nobody's laughing. Nobody gets any of it. I mean,
[2:11] he'd already had lost them with the weird, it's a fake award. Dude, you print out a fake time
[2:17] magazine of yourself before you were on it. You got a fake peace prize. Her award's real,
[2:22] she earned it. You get fake awards constantly. Things are named after you as a sop to your
[2:26] pathetic psychological state. And then the Dylan Mulvaney thing, I don't even, it is so,
[2:32] it's Scott's tots. It is so embarrassing to witness him doing all of what he just did.
[2:40] And she's not, obviously she's not gonna laugh, but she's not hurt by it.
[2:44] She doesn't care. She got to Donald Trump and he can't not reveal it.
[2:50] That is so, I hate Donald Trump, JR. I hate him more than I think I hate anyone else
[2:55] in my life. But I want for his sake, for him to be told, you can't keep talking about this because
[3:03] it's not helping you at all, dude. You look so bad. And the smile thing, I get why he does that.
[3:10] It's not because he doesn't know that that's pathetic. It's a creepy old man thing to do.
[3:13] That's why he's doing it. She's a young, vibrant woman accomplishing great things.
[3:19] He wants to give license to other creepy old right wingers to not respect her for
[3:23] a career and to just treat her as a thing that's supposed to smile at them or whatever,
[3:26] even if they haven't earned it. It's just, it's pathetic in so many different ways, JR.
[3:30] Yeah, I'm waiting. I would love to see it. I'm trying to figure out because they're,
[3:33] they never had respect for him, but they do it anyway because it's their job,
[3:36] for some reason. Somebody needs to start asking him when he's ranting and raving
[3:40] about how those, the Iranians, they're crazy. They're just, they don't wanna deal or if he's
[3:46] raving and ranting about the weaponization that never happened that he's actually doing.
[3:50] Somebody needs to stop after he gets through screaming and say, or if he is mad about the
[3:55] Washington Post reporter, where are you from? Just be like, hey, Donny, why aren't you smiling?
[4:01] You know what? We'd actually ask you kinder questions if you would just smile a little
[4:05] bit more, you loser. What are you so mad about? Are you mad because the majority of the country
[4:09] hates you? Or are you upset because you're wasting tons of money and you keep trying to act like you're
[4:14] trying to get out of this war and you look bad about it? Are you upset because your best friend,
[4:18] Jeffrey Epstein, that story just won't go away that you said it was a hoax? What is it that you're so
[4:22] upset about? Man, he blow his top. Someone needs to get half a moment of a little bit of a jab back at this guy.
[4:30] It's really easy to do. He's wide open for all of these. He's a disaster looking at us.
[4:35] Or next time he talks, we say like, hey, you got a new joke for us, Donny? Just start kicking
[4:40] his ass around just a little bit. It'll cause him to self implode. Maybe his heart will burst
[4:45] or something. Who knows? But he can't take it. The one thing about Dylan Mulvaney, by the way,
[4:50] is that that's her name, right? Yeah.
[4:52] Again, I'd forgotten. I'd forgotten. That's why it's not out of insult like that's her name again.
[4:59] But one online Bud Light commercial, one, and they can't stop thinking about her.
[5:05] It's obsession. Three years later.
[5:07] It's obsession. They can't, this is one of those things like, bro,
[5:11] hey, she's not into you, bro. Maybe leave her alone, just outside chance.
[5:15] And that's the issue with Caitlin Collins. He can kill people in Iran. He can wreck the economy.
[5:22] He's got all this power. He can't charm Caitlin Collins. Can't get a smile out of her. He doesn't have
[5:28] that power and that destroys him. And he doesn't even have the the inner mental wherewithal to know
[5:34] to keep that to himself. Yeah, by the way, I looked up the $35 billion thing because he throws
[5:40] out a lot of stats that are made up. Some estimates do think it's done about that much damage.
[5:45] And they would be like, look what we've done. No, you look at what you've done. By the way,
[5:51] they keep calling it a commercial. It wasn't a commercial, social media post. They just sent her a
[5:55] beer and then she posted about it. That's it. That's the entire thing. It wasn't some national
[5:58] commercial or whatever. And she hasn't done anything. She never did anything wrong.
[6:03] She just is trans. It is literally just her identity. Not a single thing that she did or said
[6:09] they have any problem with. And so they destroy an American company
[6:13] because a trans person exists. That's not good. You should not be bragging about that.
[6:18] Anyway, really fast, Caitlin Collins, I'm sure she's gonna be perfectly fine.
[6:21] She posted about the second best part of last night's dinner was receiving an award for my
[6:27] friend and mentor Wolf Blitzer. The first was reminding everyone why the First Amendment and
[6:31] asking uncomfortable questions that people in power don't like matters, which she definitely has.
[6:35] She posted it with this image, a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt, no one can make you feel inferior
[6:39] without your consent. I didn't think that she needed to do that. I'm sure she is stone cold.
[6:45] Nobody doubts, nobody thinks she feels inferior off of this. Trump obviously can't get to her the way she
[6:50] can get to him. CNN also posted a comment about her. We don't need to go into all of that.
[6:53] And I'll just quickly say, Dylan Mulvaney also responded to this saying, it seems to me that
[6:58] I might be the one that got away for these men. I'm permanently burned into their retinas.
[7:03] I am micro chipped into their minds. Maybe being publicly mocked and criticized by this administration
[7:08] is actually the greatest compliment of all because it puts me in the company of some of the most brilliant
[7:12] empathetic people in our world today. Why is it so important to them that I don't find success?
[7:16] She added that she has a freedom that her haters will never have the privilege to experience.
[7:20] Yeah, well, the reason she can't have success is because of her identity. Again,
[7:24] it's not about an action. It's not about a statement. It's literally just who she is.
[7:27] That's why I say the right is identity politics floor to ceiling 24 seven. That's all it is.
[7:32] So everybody, I think, agreed that this was random and pathetic from Trump.
[7:37] During his AI slop fest, which we'll talk about in a minute, he posted this. He thinks,
[7:42] no, it was good what I did. And so I looked at this and I thought, again,
[7:47] I don't understand what the connection is. I mean, they both have faces. So I guess you can
[7:54] put one face on the other. They don't look alike. And by the way, Trump, you need to hope
[8:02] that people don't take from this joke that you think they look alike. Because if we know that you
[8:08] think they look alike, and we know that you are horny AF for Caitlin Collins, that means
[8:14] you're horny AF for Dylan Mulvaney. That's just the transitive property of your desperate horniness.
[8:21] So I'll leave that to the public to decide for themselves. But that's what I'm drawing
[8:25] from this at this point.