Trump HUMILIATES Himself While Meeting With Artemis Astronaut Heroes

[0:00] My garbage person of the week is going to be Donald Trump, who is garbage here on Earth and [0:04] would indeed be garbage out there in space as well. Take a look. Ask, but we're very proud of [0:10] these people. They have unbelievable courage, unbelievable. A lot of other things too, [0:15] by the way. To get in there, you have to be very smart. You have to do a lot of things physically [0:20] good. So I would have had no trouble making it. I'm physically very, very good. [0:25] Maybe a little bit of a problem. We'll have to try it sometime. [0:29] Is a president allowed to go up in one of these missions? [0:32] We can get working on that. We have no problem, right? [0:34] We're gonna launch more rockets. We'll have to try it. Congratulations. [0:39] I hate seeing those amazing accomplished Americans standing around Donald Trump. [0:46] That makes me sick. And the context I'm gonna add is gonna make you probably feel sick as well. [0:51] A few things though. So first off, space flight is, no matter how skilled we are, [0:56] no matter how much we research space flight is always going to be inherently risky. So yes, [1:02] I do think that Donald Trump should try to fly to the moon and then walk around on it or [1:06] Mars or Jupiter or the sun. I'm fine with any of those space missions. Please get him out there. [1:10] But the biggest issue that this is absolute garbage is that he's like, [1:14] he's joking around. He's telling. I could be an astronaut. Isn't that great? We should do more space [1:19] missions. You just cut NASA's funding, you jackass. The proposed budget for NASA for next year would [1:26] cut the agency's overall funding by 23%, would slash its science programs by nearly half. So the [1:33] timeline was, the Artemis astronauts are out there in space. They cut the funding. They come back and [1:41] he's like, I get to joke with you. We should do more missions. You just cut the funding that would [1:47] fund more missions. You cut the science that would lead to more missions. [1:52] You don't get to sit there and joke around with them as if you are cool, [1:55] as if you are supportive. You are not. Every one of those astronauts, who by the way for PR purposes [2:00] has to be there and has to smile. Every one of them knows that he's cutting NASA's budget. [2:06] Every one of them, I can speculate, is infuriated by the fact that this anti-scientific jackass, [2:13] this ignorant dumb donkey, is making it harder for them to do the amazing work [2:17] that he's complimenting them for right there. Let alone the physical stuff where he's joking, [2:23] I guess, that he's in good shape, except that he's been telling those jokes for decades and [2:27] doesn't seem to think that they're jokes. It's not just that he says it, he makes it a campaign issue, [2:31] his supposed comparative physical and mental wellness. He has his fake doctors put out letters about how [2:37] he's in such great shape and everything. And I just want to remind everyone, [2:41] as he's claiming that he's this bastion of masculine vigor and all of that. [2:46] Here's what he did just a couple of days ago. In deals, together with our colleagues [2:52] from the Department of Commerce under Secretary Lutnik's leadership and from the US Trade [2:55] President's office under the leadership of Ambassador Greer, we negotiated a landmark [3:00] agreement with the government of the United Kingdom in which they agreed to increase significantly [3:05] the amount that they spent on branded pharmaceuticals for the first time in 26 years. [3:08] Now, in Donald Trump's defense, that guy behind him was very boring. [3:14] But also, there are so many cameras on you right now, how are you still falling asleep? [3:18] And not just falling asleep, but then waking up and trying to cover for it [3:22] with the sleepiest looking eyes I have ever seen. And meanwhile, he's still posting things like this [3:29] on True Social about how everybody running for president should be forced to take the dementia test [3:33] that he took. Because nobody could ace it even once, let alone three times like him. [3:39] I will just remind you, this is the test that he took. And yes, you can see in this image right here, [3:45] majestic horse, very cute ducky. It's great. By the way, Donald Trump has spoken about this test [3:53] many times. And one of the things that he has brought up multiple times is that you have to identify [3:58] a whale. And I just want to be very clear, the makers of the test say there are three versions of [4:04] the test. None of them have any whales on them. So good. [4:08] And so if identifying the whale is supposed to be a marker that your brain is in good shape, [4:13] what does seeing a whale that never existed say about the quality of your brain, Brett? [4:19] It means he doesn't have a good one. It means his brain is not a smart working one. [4:24] Well, I'll be darned. Do you think they would let him go to space? I just need you to know [4:35] that they had to whittle down the number of band-aids on eight due to weight restrictions. [4:44] God. He's a large man. [4:47] I'm basically weightless. Maybe because he's full of hot air, John. [4:53] There you go. It's a rhetoric thing. Anyway, I have jokes that I'm gonna choose not to make it [4:58] about yourself, by the way. I could have been an astronaut. Who are you talking about? [5:03] Yeah, I don't know. You couldn't have been anything that required hard work, [5:07] study and actual accomplishment. You could not have been. His mother's an astronaut. [5:11] You could barely be a real estate guy when that was handed to you. You could barely be a TV guy when [5:15] that was handed to you, okay? And you're barely a president now when that was weirdly handed to you [5:20] twice, unwisely, both times. Those are our garbage people of the week. [5:24] 53,000 of you voted for the community garbage person of the week. There was a tie for fourth [5:28] and third at 12%. Todd Blanche for his weak indictment of James Comey and Rod DeSantis for [5:32] trying to add more GOP seats in Florida. Melania Trump was almost never on here. [5:38] She got 22% of the vote for pushing ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel over his joke. But the winner, [5:43] the community garbage person of the week at 54% is Lindsey Graham for wanting taxpayers to fund [5:48] Trump's ballroom. Isn't it pretty amazing that we have all moved on from that most recent shooting? [5:53] It has become so blase in American politics, partially because I don't think most people [5:58] believe it was real. Anyway, here's our hero of the week, 54,000 of you voted. [6:02] 6% choosing the SPLC for debunking the DOJ's claims on the secret informant funding. [6:09] 15% going to progressives for their bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour, that's in Congress. [6:14] 32% going to Jimmy Kimmel for fighting back against Trump over the joke. [6:19] 47% going to Katie Fang for suing the DOJ for not releasing all the Epstein files. [6:25] I had not actually seen that, so thank you to everybody who voted. I'm going to now have [6:29] to look that up and hopefully learn something, so thank you. Okay, Brad. [6:33] Real tight ship you run here, John. [6:35] I don't put together- I don't even know who my hero is. [6:39] Like Elon Musk, I only read the headline. It's the fine print of that tiny graph. [6:48] Anyway, it's not a graph. When your company is picking up momentum, [6:51] the last thing you want is for your shipping process to become the bottleneck. [6:54] Before we started using ShipStation, we were burning hours every week manually tracking packages and [6:59] emailing customers back and forth. Now, that time has been cut in half. 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