Watters: Our WORST NIGHTMARE

[0:01] Let's check in on the Democrat party. [0:04] I don't want to hurt anybody. I just want to use the bathroom. [0:07] And if they want me to use the men's room, I will. [0:10] I don't want to be assaulted. [0:12] That's Ashley. Ashley is running to replace Nipple Nazi in Maine. [0:17] Plattner got MeToo'd and Cooed, so the Democrats scrambled together a little primary. [0:22] And now we've been blessed by an angel. [0:25] What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate? [0:29] Oh, I ran for office several times. [0:31] Didn't win, but I didn't run. [0:33] And then I'm a songwriter, and then I write my own books. [0:38] And then I suppose my transparency, I wouldn't lie to the people, [0:44] and I wouldn't deceive the people like we're being deceived right now. [0:47] When Primetime saw Ashley, we fell in love. [0:51] And we had to know more. [0:53] Her Reddit page says she ovulates and menstruates. [0:57] You go, girl. [0:59] Her book, it's a memoir. [1:01] It's called I Am Ashley. [1:04] There's not a book. I want to read more. [1:06] We can't wait to get our hands on a copy. [1:08] So if anyone's watching and has an old edition, please, please, [1:13] please, send to Fox News headquarters in New York. [1:15] Attention, Johnny. [1:17] Ashley is a self-proclaimed songwriter, [1:20] and we'll have you know that she's self-produced four albums. [1:25] They haven't gone platinum yet, but maybe they will now. [1:29] Die in Macca. [1:33] Open your heart to Ashley, but whatever you do, don't get on her bad side. [1:50] I suppose the biggest thing is, like, I'm just an angry citizen now, [1:54] and if I got elected, I'd be an angry senator, [1:56] and I think that would probably be their worst nightmare. [1:59] Not our worst nightmare. [2:01] Ashley's a dream. [2:03] She's what we want. [2:04] What we need. [2:05] The Democrats need her. [2:08] Maine needs her. [2:10] Graham Plattner, wherever he is, [2:13] would definitely shuck Ashley's oysters. [2:16] I believe they called it pork-bellying. [2:18] By cutting out the pork-bellying from all the bills, [2:21] I'm sure that would save a lot of money as well. [2:24] If you want your bills pork-bellied, Ashley's your girl. [2:27] But if you don't, the Maine primary is stacked. [2:31] There are over a dozen candidates running, [2:33] but none of them are bringing Ashley's creative energy. [2:38] So, I have many ideas on this one, [2:42] and if you'd like to go get a mocktail. [2:45] Give me one. [2:45] Give me an example of a specific area of oversight [2:47] that you'd like to have a hearing on. [2:51] Well, I'd like to have a lot of hearings. [2:53] That's Sheena. [2:55] She says she didn't have time to do her homework for the debate [2:57] because she was on vacation. [2:58] Relaxing on the Kennebec River. [3:02] Sheena's secretary of state, TDS like you wouldn't believe. [3:05] She kicked Trump off the ballot in 2024. [3:08] So, what would she do? [3:11] So, what would I do? [3:12] Hell yeah. [3:13] I'd expand the Supreme Court. [3:15] We need to. [3:16] Hell yeah, Sheena. [3:18] You pack the court and you pack it fat. [3:21] This bench goes even deeper. [3:23] There's options galore. [3:25] Whatever floats your buoy. [3:26] I did this because I'm very interested [3:31] in climate. [3:32] That's Liz. [3:33] She's a climate hippie, garden landscaper, and a door dash driver. [3:38] She's also pursuing a career as a realtor, so a lot on her plate. [3:43] And in her spare time, she tracks the northern lights. [3:46] But if she's elected senator, [3:47] the people of Maine will be her northern light. [3:51] Speaking of climate, [3:53] they're also running a dude [3:54] who brews environmentally friendly beer. [3:56] What is your experience [3:59] in the fields of defense and national security? [4:02] Well, I don't come from, you know, [4:03] I wasn't in the military [4:04] and I wasn't in the defense industrial complex. [4:07] I'm just a, I'm a small brewery owner. [4:09] But I understand, you know, [4:10] we have materials that are sourced from around the world. [4:15] The German brewing equipment [4:15] is the best brewing equipment [4:16] built in the world. [4:19] Cheers, Dan. [4:21] Danny Boyd calls himself a centrist, [4:23] but wants to abolish ice and take away your doctor. [4:25] Actually, they all do. [4:28] He just said you're from Medicare for all. [4:30] Is everyone on this panel? [4:32] Dan, no? [4:33] Yeah. [4:33] Yeah, I mean, yeah. [4:34] It's incredible. [4:35] Just checking. [4:36] Just checking. [4:37] That's eight for eight with the candidates. [4:39] I'm actually on Medicare. [4:40] Oh, okay. [4:42] Well, there you have it. [4:43] Ashley's on Medicare. [4:45] She looks good for 65. [4:47] This primary is loaded with candidates. [4:50] We could go on and on. [4:52] Here's the frontrunner, Troy. [4:55] He's a logger, but he can't cut. [4:57] I've definitely been involved [5:00] in doing a bunch of balanced budgets here [5:02] in the Maine legislature. [5:03] But if we want to balance the federal budget, [5:06] none of us actually know the right way. [5:09] I mean, this is insane. [5:12] Besides Ash, I'm not feeling the same sizzle as Nipple. [5:16] Even the debate moderator said he was bored. [5:19] To charisma, Plattner had a lot of advantages. [5:22] And I don't think any of those people [5:23] that we saw just now have that card to play. [5:27] Good thing there are still more candidates to go around. [5:31] Not everybody was on stage. [5:33] Christina, also running. [5:36] She's an artist, storyteller, and poet. [5:39] She's been living in New York City for 20 years. [5:42] But she says she's moving back to Maine. [5:44] What prepared her for the job of senator? [5:48] The theater. [5:48] Last year, I went alone, and I watched 37 shows in five days. [5:55] And I, like, just felt like I had been given all of this knowledge [6:00] about, like, life and, like, relationships and creativity. [6:06] And, like, you can't get that experience anywhere else. [6:11] Or you certainly can't, like, get that experience for that price, right? [6:14] It's just awesome. [6:16] It's magic. [6:18] She seems sweet, but she's no Ashley. [6:22] It's not just Christina. [6:23] This whole party is putting on a show. [6:26] Although Randy is a little rated R. [6:28] To vote together, to vote together, to act together, [6:32] to bring about change. [6:35] Real, lasting, life-improving change. [6:38] That is the power and potential of... [6:46] And one more thing. [6:49] We get... [6:50] My apologies to the children. [7:01] When the Democrats said the future is female, [7:04] now I know what they mean. [7:06] Lesbians, Ashley's, Sheena's, Christina's. [7:09] They come in all shapes and sizes, [7:11] different flavors, accents, lisps. [7:14] Some have regal-sounding names like Chevalier. [7:18] Some are Ethiopian baristas. [7:20] Divorced, never been married. [7:21] Single, ready to mingle. [7:24] Hey, Haley. [7:33] Haley says she wants to stick it to him, [7:35] but she's gonna have to go through Abdul. [7:39] We sit in this defensive crouch. [7:41] I don't play defense. [7:42] I go on the attack. [7:43] I think you have a lot of folks who are working people, [7:45] who work with their hands every day, [7:47] who realize that both parties are lying to them. [7:50] And the hard part about it is, [7:51] it's one thing to stab somebody in the face, [7:53] it's another to stab them in the back. [7:55] Yeah, I'm a threat to your system. [7:56] So, of course, they're freaking out. [7:57] They're not freaking out because they think I'm gonna lose. [7:59] They're freaking out because they think I'm gonna win. [8:00] Yeah, I know why people are freaking out, Abdul. [8:02] Because the commies want to abolish the Senate. [8:06] So you don't want to abolish the Senate, [8:08] the United States Senate, [8:09] because that's what Article 1 is. [8:11] The United States Senate is a non-democratic institution. [8:15] We think that the Senate should be reformed, [8:17] that we should have a more democratic government system, [8:21] but that's a long-term change that we're seeking. [8:24] They want to take away your right to vote for senator [8:27] and give illegals the right to vote. [8:29] Not sure how that makes America more democratic. [8:33] And after democracy, capitalism's gotta go. [8:38] Is democratic socialism compatible with capitalism? [8:43] In the long term, no. [8:44] We're anti-capitalist. [8:45] We want a world beyond capitalism. [8:47] So what does a world beyond capitalism look like? [8:51] The government controls everything, like supermarkets. [8:55] How would you feel? [8:56] If the government opened a big grocery store [8:58] right next to your bodega, [9:01] how would you feel? [9:02] If one publicly owned grocery store [9:04] that brings prices down in the neighborhood [9:07] is enough to put someone out of business, [9:09] then maybe they shouldn't have been in that business [9:12] in the first place. [9:12] What about apartments? [9:15] Should those be free? [9:17] Yeah. [9:18] First step, get rid of the people who own the building. [9:22] Whether that's like sending a demand letter [9:25] with like fancy legalese, [9:28] so your landlord takes you seriously, [9:30] or like writing really bad Yelp reviews [9:34] of like his stupid flower business, [9:36] or like crashing his wedding, [9:39] or his kid's wedding, [9:41] or, you know, going to his house. [9:44] That's Tracy. [9:46] She lives in L.A. [9:48] Not a big fan of private property. [9:50] See what's going on here? [9:52] They're coming for the landlords, [9:53] the doctors, the cops, ice, [9:56] but they're making nice with prisoners. [9:58] They're on the same side as MS-13 and Hamas. [10:02] Maybe I was wrong about Ashley. [10:05] Maybe. [10:06] They are our worst nightmare. [10:07] Be sure to like and subscribe [10:10] for all the Fox News latest on YouTube [10:13] and catch full shows streaming now on Fox 1.