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"The president was heckled at a rally a few days after bombing at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and now even Fox News is asking questions about the war in Iran. For more on this, it's time for A Closer Look. The president got a rough reception at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last"
[0:01] The president was heckled at a rally
[0:03] a few days after bombing at the White House
[0:05] Correspondents' Dinner, and now even Fox News
[0:07] is asking questions about the war in Iran.
[0:09] For more on this, it's time for A Closer Look.
[0:16] The president got a rough reception
[0:17] at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last week,
[0:19] as even the crickets in attendance sat quietly,
[0:22] wondering when the jokes were going to start.
[0:24] Trump bombed harder than I did at my first open-mic night.
[0:27] In fairness, that's when I was still doing a ventriloquist act
[0:30] with my Mitch McConnell dummy.
[0:33] Mitch, tell everyone what your favorite hobby is.
[0:36] Being alive.
[0:37] That's right.
[0:39] Mitch loves being alive so much that every nine days,
[0:42] he proves he still is.
[0:43] Show him today's paper, Mitch!
[0:47] It wasn't even when he was telling jokes
[0:48] that things were going badly for Trump.
[0:50] He also had to sit there while reporters
[0:52] for The Wall Street Journal won an award for their story
[0:55] on Trump's ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
[0:57] The Journal's courageous reporting
[0:59] on President Trump's past relationship
[1:02] with financier Jeffrey Epstein
[1:04] triggered the release of the so-called Epstein files,
[1:07] thousands of documents that might otherwise
[1:10] have remained hidden from the public.
[1:12] And despite the president's threat of a lawsuit,
[1:15] the Journal published a story about a provocative letter
[1:18] to Epstein bearing President Trump's signature.
[1:21] That's how bad Trump's jokes were.
[1:23] The clip we just showed was the funniest thing
[1:25] to happen all night.
[1:27] Also, this award was presented before Trump
[1:29] had to go up and do his jokes.
[1:31] And as a comedian, I can tell you that's not ideal.
[1:33] When you're about to go on stage,
[1:35] you want the emcee to say something positive,
[1:36] like, you know him from his hit and FX special,
[1:38] or he's performed on The Tonight Show,
[1:40] not, you've seen his name all over the Epstein files.
[1:44] In fact, one of the few laughs Trump did get
[1:46] during his speech came when he complained about the award.
[1:49] Wow, that was very beautiful,
[1:51] but this has not been an easy evening, all these awards.
[1:57] Do I have a say in those awards or those awards?
[2:01] No, you don't get a say on the awards.
[2:03] Otherwise, we know who they would all go to, you.
[2:07] And the winner for closest ties to Jeffrey Epstein is...
[2:11] Oh, well, he's having quite a night.
[2:12] It's Donald Trump again.
[2:13] Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
[2:15] Another one, another epi.
[2:17] Thanks to Jeffrey wherever you are,
[2:20] though, let's be honest, it's probably hell.
[2:22] I can say that. He was my friend.
[2:25] So the night did not go well for Trump,
[2:27] which is why he retreated to the safety and comfort
[2:30] of one of his MAGA rallies.
[2:31] At the Correspondents' Dinner,
[2:32] his weird cult-like digressions were met with icy silence.
[2:36] But at his rally, he could at least count on some mild applause
[2:40] when he said weird like this.
[2:42] The people that count, those people love Trump.
[2:45] Because I've done more for you than your parents, okay?
[2:50] Your parents are good.
[2:52] I'm not going to knock your parents,
[2:54] but I have been better to you than your parents.
[2:57] That I can tell you.
[2:58] And they would agree with me.
[3:00] Yeah, my parents would definitely agree.
[3:02] I mean, if Trump wasn't around and I had to do a closer look
[3:04] about my parents every night, this show would suck.
[3:06] And that's when I said,
[3:08] Yeah, Dad, I know you have a crush on the lady from Yellowstone.
[3:12] Everyone knows.
[3:14] Seriously, if you're going to say something
[3:16] as cult-leader-coded as I've done more for you
[3:19] than your parents, at least dress the part.
[3:20] Give us the Jim Jones haircut and glasses.
[3:23] Trump said a lot of weird stuff at his rally
[3:25] and was clearly thrilled to be back in his element
[3:28] among his fellow weirdos,
[3:29] like his transportation secretary, Sean Duffy.
[3:32] This is a great gentleman, heads-up transportation.
[3:35] He's also world championship tree climber,
[3:39] five-time champion tree climber.
[3:42] Can you imagine?
[3:43] I only hired these crazy people that do things like that.
[3:45] He was the lumberjack.
[3:48] He was the world champion going up a tree 100 feet, right?
[3:51] That's high.
[3:53] I saw an old picture of you doing it.
[3:54] I said, He's crazy. That's why I like him.
[3:57] That's right.
[3:58] The secretary of transportation used to be
[4:00] a competitive tree climber,
[4:02] the absolute slowest and worst mode of transportation.
[4:07] So, next time you're on a highway full of potholes
[4:10] or an Amtrak that's late, just remember,
[4:11] the guy in charge doesn't care that much
[4:13] because he can always just hop from redwood to redwood.
[4:17] In fact, because this rally was theoretically supposed
[4:20] to address auto workers in Michigan,
[4:22] Trump tried to talk about transportation,
[4:24] but, as always, he did it in the weirdest way possible.
[4:28] I had a wonderful father, right?
[4:29] And he was a hard worker.
[4:31] He was in the real estate business, and for him,
[4:34] super luxury.
[4:35] This is the only way. He didn't want planes.
[4:37] They didn't have planes in those days, I don't think.
[4:40] Yeah. They didn't have planes back then.
[4:42] You have to remember, this was in the 1800s
[4:44] when Trump's father was born.
[4:46] He was best friends with Grover Cleveland
[4:47] and John D. Rockefeller.
[4:48] And wait, what the am I talking about?
[4:50] Trump's father died in 1999.
[4:52] I'm pretty sure they invented planes
[4:55] before season three of Sex and the City.
[4:59] If not, there definitely would have been an episode
[5:01] where Samantha had a three-way with the Wright brothers.
[5:03] Sometime there are two Mr. Wrights.
[5:06] Is that so wrong?
[5:08] Not a bad Samantha.
[5:11] Not a lot of places to use it, but not a bad one.
[5:14] Now, it's important to remember that Trump's ideas
[5:17] about the history of transportation
[5:19] are all over the place.
[5:20] Remember, this is a guy who once claimed
[5:23] there were airports during the Revolutionary War.
[5:26] The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge,
[5:31] found glory across the waters of the Delaware,
[5:34] and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.
[5:38] Our Army manned the airport.
[5:40] It ran the ramparts.
[5:43] It took over the airports.
[5:44] It did everything it had to do.
[5:46] Yeah, we all remember the famous Battle of LaGuardia,
[5:51] where Washington and his men crossed from Terminal A
[5:56] to Terminal B and surprised the British Army
[6:00] that was camped out at the Shake Shack.
[6:02] So you think there were airports in the 1700s,
[6:06] but no planes until after your father died in 1999?
[6:10] Yeah, back then, there were no planes.
[6:12] It was just Cinnabon and Hudson News,
[6:14] and the soldiers couldn't text their wives
[6:17] because their phones died, and it was hard to find an outlet.
[6:20] I like how he was moving his head during that speech.
[6:23] Over the ramparts and the airport.
[6:28] So, Trump needed a reset after the White House
[6:32] Correspondents' Dinner and thought he was escaping
[6:34] into the comfort of his MAGA bubble.
[6:36] But once again, reality interfered when the president got heckled.
[6:39] It was causing tremendous problems for your jobs.
[6:43] But now all of that is changing
[6:45] because I placed historic tariffs on foreign producers
[6:49] and manufacturers, including a 25% tariff
[6:54] on foreign automobiles, something that no other president
[6:58] had the courage to ever do.
[6:59] He's a communist. He's a communist.
[7:10] Man, if that heckler keeps it up,
[7:12] Trump might have to sit there while he wins an award.
[7:14] Also, if someone calls you a pedophile protector,
[7:17] calling them a communist is not a great comeback.
[7:20] You're covering up for sex traffickers.
[7:23] Oh, yeah? Well, you want the workers
[7:25] to own the means of production, so you're burnt.
[7:29] Trump just can't get away from this Epstein thing.
[7:33] It's at his rallies, press conferences,
[7:34] the Correspondents' Dinner.
[7:35] You know the new Trump coin they're releasing?
[7:37] He okayed it before flipping it over
[7:40] and checking the other side.
[7:42] Son of a gun.
[7:45] So, Trump bomb...
[7:47] Who told me? Somebody just told me they're two sides.
[7:50] So, Trump bombed at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
[7:53] and got heckled at his rally in Michigan.
[7:54] I have to assume things went more smoothly
[7:57] at the funeral for his friend Lindsey Graham, right?
[8:00] President Trump appearing to doze off
[8:02] during Senator Lindsey Graham's funeral
[8:03] at Washington National Cathedral.
[8:05] Some commenters say President Trump appeared to doze off
[8:08] while listening to another eulogy.
[8:10] Trump returned to his seat at various points,
[8:14] struggled to keep his eyes open
[8:15] for the remainder of the ceremony.
[8:17] There's a lot of times it's easy.
[8:19] It's easier to bow out.
[8:21] It's easier just to go a different way,
[8:23] the path of least resistance.
[8:27] But he stayed the course.
[8:29] Look, I don't know if he nodded off or not,
[8:31] but he definitely looks like he's fighting sleep hard.
[8:34] He looks like me after I've had three white claws at the beach.
[8:38] And, look, I get that running the country is an exhausting job,
[8:41] but you're not sleeping enough, bro.
[8:43] You need to get eight hours instead of reposting AI slop at 3 a.m.
[8:46] What can we do to keep you awake?
[8:47] Should we have that heckler follow you around
[8:50] just to wake you up whenever your eyes close?
[8:52] I think you deserve tremendous credit
[8:54] for the transformational aspect of foreign policy
[8:56] for the first time.
[8:59] Trump also seemed to miss some important information,
[9:02] like when his friend Sean Hannity got up
[9:04] and refuted some common mischaracterizations
[9:07] of Graham's legacy.
[9:09] Lindsey, he was often unfairly characterized as a warmonger.
[9:14] I've heard that false criticism a lot.
[9:17] It's not true.
[9:18] The truth was the opposite.
[9:20] Yeah, I don't know where people get this idea
[9:22] that Lindsey Graham was a warmonger,
[9:24] that he loved war, that he never saw a war he didn't like.
[9:28] It's ludicrous and offensive, and it's certainly not something
[9:30] the president would say at this exact same funeral.
[9:32] He was extremely hawkish.
[9:34] I will tell you, he never saw a war that he didn't like.
[9:39] It was literally less than 20 minutes before Hannity spoke.
[9:43] So when Hannity said,
[9:44] I've heard that false criticism a lot he meant 18 minutes ago
[9:47] at this podium from the President of the United States.
[9:51] People call Lindsey a warmonger. It's not true.
[9:53] They say he wanted to take over the airports
[9:55] during the Revolutionary War. It's ridiculous.
[9:57] They didn't have planes before 1999.
[9:59] Paul Revere spotted the British by climbing a tree.
[10:02] Of course, the war Graham very much liked
[10:05] was the war in Iran, which the President has either stopped
[10:08] or started or paused or unpaused or restarted or claimed is over
[10:12] more times than he's fallen asleep on television.
[10:14] And again, this week, he claimed Iran was begging him
[10:18] to make a deal.
[10:19] Iran took a beating over the last 14 days,
[10:22] and they asked us very nicely, please stop.
[10:26] Let's meet. And that's where we are right now.
[10:29] Of all the conversations that never happened,
[10:31] that one is the most that never happened.
[10:34] Iran called you up and said, please stop.
[10:37] Are you talking about a country you're at war with
[10:39] or your neighbor during a house party?
[10:42] Yeah, Terry called me up and said,
[10:43] please stop blasting Steely Dan.
[10:45] I said, sorry, no can do. It's only 3 a.m.
[10:47] Party's just getting started.
[10:48] So he called me a pedophile protector and hung up.
[10:52] Communist.
[10:54] But you heard the President.
[10:55] Iran called and said, please stop. Let's meet.
[10:58] And that is exactly what happened.
[11:00] We have video just in of air defense crews
[11:02] targeting incoming fire from Iran.
[11:05] A statement from Central Command says it happened
[11:07] a bit more than two hours ago.
[11:09] Multiple ballistic missiles aimed, CENTCOM says,
[11:12] at U.S. forces in the Middle East.
[11:14] U.S. Central Command says that along with Saudi forces,
[11:17] it retaliated with strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq.
[11:23] What? So now this war involves Saudi Arabia and Iraq?
[11:26] I thought Iran called you and said, please stop,
[11:28] not keep the party going and invite all my neighbors.
[11:32] I should have known Trump was lying.
[11:34] He also said Iran doesn't have planes.
[11:37] So Trump's claim that Iran had asked to stop the war
[11:42] and make a deal was obviously not true.
[11:43] And even Fox News was confused.
[11:45] We hear that you're talking right now with leaders on Iran.
[11:50] But Iran has come out publicly and said,
[11:51] we're not talking to the U.S.
[11:53] We're going to pause as long as their pause.
[11:54] Well, they just came out and said,
[11:55] we are talking a little while ago because...
[11:57] So could you tell me who you're talking to, Mr. President?
[11:59] For some reason, for some reason,
[12:02] we can be in the midst of a beautiful discussion,
[12:05] and they'll come out and say, we're not talking,
[12:07] or we didn't discuss nuclear.
[12:08] Well, that's all we discussed,
[12:10] because they'll never have a nuclear weapon.
[12:12] They understand that.
[12:13] And it's a very good talk.
[12:16] I mean, at this point, when Fox News asks,
[12:18] could you tell me who you're talking to,
[12:19] they might just mean them.
[12:21] Mr. President, do you recognize my voice?
[12:24] It's your friend Brian. You doing okay, bud?
[12:27] Even the president's biggest supporters
[12:29] are asking him where he's getting his information.
[12:31] This is like when your 80-year-old grandpa tells you
[12:33] he just opened a new account
[12:34] at a bank you've never heard of.
[12:36] A nice lady called and said,
[12:37] if I give her my Social Security number,
[12:39] I could win a free cruise.
[12:40] Grandpa, wait, what nice lady?
[12:42] From the bank. What bank, grandpa?
[12:44] It's called the Bank of Iran.
[12:45] We had a nice phone call.
[12:46] Grandpa, who are you talking to?
[12:48] You should be nice to me.
[12:49] I've done more for you than your parents.
[12:52] Not only are we mired in exactly the kind of war
[12:55] Trump promised to keep us out of,
[12:57] but now it seems like there's no end in sight.
[12:59] Meanwhile, prices for everything are soaring,
[13:00] especially for food, but don't worry.
[13:02] If you can't afford apples or bananas
[13:04] from the grocery store, you can just become a...
[13:06] World Championship tree climber.
[13:09] This has been A Closer Look.
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