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"They suddenly realized something was wrong with Donald Trump in the Oval Office and they rushed the press out. I'm going to look at a couple of clips of Donald Trump attempting to speak to reporters yesterday. You will see a lot of what speech language pathologist Hillary Shay described to us..."
[0:00] They suddenly realized something was wrong with Donald Trump in the Oval Office and they rushed
[0:05] the press out. I'm going to look at a couple of clips of Donald Trump attempting to speak
[0:09] to reporters yesterday. You will see a lot of what speech language pathologist Hillary
[0:13] Shay described to us earlier today. Here is Donald Trump telling us how strongly the war
[0:20] is over. The war with Iran is so over that he's going to hit him really, really hard.
[0:26] On what scenario do you see Iran attacking U.S. installations and personnel overseas
[0:34] and you withdraw? Oh, I don't see that. No, we're not. No, we're going to we're going to
[0:38] hit him very hard. I mean, I can actually say that because in that there's very little they
[0:43] can do about it. It was a different group than we're dealing with. They've already apologized,
[0:49] but, you know, we got to smack them a little bit.
[0:53] This war has ended so strongly that we are now fighting multiple groups in Iran by Donald
[1:00] Trump's own description. But this we've won this thing 50 times. Another Trump promise
[1:05] I'm sure you remember was the war between Iran, between Iran, between Russia and Ukraine is
[1:11] going to be over so quickly when I get elected, when I get sworn in within a day, within 100
[1:16] days. And it's continuing. And Donald Trump weighing in on his recent meeting with Ukrainian
[1:21] President Vladimir Zelensky, he says, listen, I get along with both of these guys and we
[1:27] should really end this thing. Just end it. Trump's frustration really coming through.
[1:32] How was your meeting with President Zelensky yesterday?
[1:36] It was good.
[1:37] Do you see a timescale?
[1:38] No, it was good. Look, you know, he's out doing his thing. I'd like him to end the war.
[1:42] So it's very simple. I get along with both. I get along with President Putin. I get along
[1:47] with President Zelensky. Like I told him, I wanted to end the war, get the war ended.
[1:51] Thousands of people. Just like just banned the virus. Just end the war.
[1:55] Twenty five thousand people died last month. That's standard. And it's not acceptable.
[2:02] Now back to the real world. Briefly, there is reporting that Zelensky and Ukraine are planning
[2:09] a massive attack against Russia. Massive, massive attack. Trump, weirdly on this grass
[2:16] thing where he says grass is like people. It's a very, very strange chapter in the novel.
[2:24] That is this insane presidency, changing all the grass and all the parks. That's going
[2:28] to be changed very shortly. The park. We need Kentucky bluegrass because that's where Mitch
[2:33] McConnell is from. So because it digress is very, you know, grass is like human beings.
[2:38] Grass is a life also. And we're changing. We're raking, cleaning and changing all of the parks.
[2:44] We don't have people. We don't have the tents anymore. We don't have all the barbed wire up.
[2:48] We don't have the wire up. Have you ever met a blade of grass that really pissed you
[2:54] off because it was so arrogant? It's just like people. Donald Trump continuing his brutal
[3:01] war against wind energy. And he goes, hey, you know what? When you see windmills, by which
[3:08] he, of course, means wind farms, you know that country is failing. Boy, I've got some facts
[3:14] for you in a moment. Zero, which is almost hard to believe. But that's what the report says.
[3:20] We are borders become very strong and your board is very weak. He's got that problem.
[3:24] He's got energy problem. He's got windmills all over the place. And every anytime you see
[3:28] windmills, you see a failing country. Windmills means failure. Now, it just so happens that
[3:36] Donald Trump's favorite state of Texas has a huge amount of wind power. It also happens
[3:41] that China, which Trump has said before, China's not stupid enough to do this wind power. China
[3:47] is doing a lot of wind power, and they are absolutely crushing us. Just really strange.
[3:52] He's he's furious with wind power. Excuse me just one second. If you're a regular viewer
[3:58] and somehow still haven't subscribed, maybe today's the day we're getting really close
[4:03] to four million subscribers. I would love for you to be one of the four million. Back to
[4:08] the clip, a really bizarre and demented word salad. I won't even introduce this one. Just
[4:15] see if you can make heads or tails out of this. Speaker 3 And then I don't know if that's because
[4:20] it's the right thing to do, which it is. But it's also that whether you're a Republican
[4:23] or Democrat, you don't want to go and be subjected to this airport because this airport is a terrible
[4:29] place to be. And it's going to be I believe it's going to go. It'll be rated within a few
[4:34] years. It'll be rated the best airport in the country. So it's going to be so efficient.
[4:39] Right now, it's totally inefficient between the trams and the Star War thing that they
[4:44] call it the Star Wars and elevated buses. And nobody knows what's going on. It's a it's
[4:49] a real mess. Speaker 1
[4:50] Speaker 1 And not only that, Donald Trump says air traffic control towers are falling
[4:54] down, literally falling down, not figuratively, not metaphorically. I researched this. It is
[4:58] simply not happening. But why? Why let the facts get in the way of a story bumping into
[5:03] each other at an airport. But when planes come too close, we're planes in the case of
[5:08] the helicopter hit. They hit the helicopter hits the plane. We are working on air traffic
[5:13] control to redo the entire system, including the new towers, because the towers are obsolete.
[5:19] You know, you don't think of it. You see a tower and it looks fine. You go into those towers,
[5:23] they're literally falling down. So we're talking about new towers and all new air traffic control.
[5:30] Speaker 1 I looked I could not find a single story about a single air traffic control control
[5:34] tower that was falling down. Donald Trump wanting to solve problems poorly that are not even real
[5:40] problems. And finally, as it became clear to the aides in the room that Donald Trump was
[5:44] starting to decompensate and he simply couldn't do it anymore. The bevy of aides who mostly have
[5:51] the same look. I don't know if like am I not supposed to notice that the aides have a very
[5:55] similar look. They just rush reporters out of the room, rumors that there was a diaper blowout.
[6:01] We have no evidence of that, but very, very quickly wanting to get everybody the hell out
[6:06] of there. Dear God. And who would not sign proof of citizenship? Only people who want to cheat.
[6:12] Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Beth.
[6:22] Speaker 1 Thank you, Beth. These listen, if Hillary Shay, the speech language pathologist
[6:41] I interviewed earlier, is to be believed and if her predictions are accurate or her analysis is
[6:46] accurate, she didn't really make predictions. It is going to become increasingly difficult for Donald
[6:50] Trump to do these events. And there is a reason that Donald Trump is sitting down when they start
[6:54] sitting down when they end is not pictured walking in or out of the room and why they are increasingly
[6:59] short in duration. And it's that you can't do it. It's not working now on the bonus show today.
[7:04] A key committee vote for Todd Blanch has been postponed and there is a big problem for Donald
[7:09] Trump's attorney general nominee, a problem that I love. I'll be honest. Elon Musk's X.
[7:14] AI is suing Minnesota over banning nudification technology and a U.S. government map of Africa
[7:23] mislabeled every single country. Can you believe this crap? When when Sarah Palin said Africa is a
[7:32] country that was embarrassing. But labeling every country incorrectly is even worse. Make sure you've
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[7:44] We'll be doing a lot of interviews about the book. You can get it, including a limited number of signed
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