Jordan Klepper vs. Trump Supporters: The Complete Collection — The Daily Social Distancing Show

[0:02] You've heard the news. Donald Trump is on fire. [0:06] Donald Trump, fresh off a landslide victory in New Hampshire. [0:09] His success has baffled the mainstream media, [0:12] but it turns out the secret to Trump has been right under their noses the whole time. [0:16] This is a circus unlike anything that we have seen in modern American politics. [0:20] This is the greatest show on earth. [0:22] He's the greatest show on earth. [0:23] Now, if you want to understand the circus that is Donald Trump, [0:26] don't ask these idiots. [0:28] Ask the guy with a sword down his throat. [0:30] Circus performer, Adam Realman. [0:32] People like the danger element of a circus and a sideshow. [0:37] You know, when the lion tamer sticks his head in the lion's mouth, [0:41] tell me, you want to see the lion just chop his head off? [0:44] Yeah. [0:45] The audience, I think, always wants to know that this stuff is real, and it is real. [0:49] We're watching a loaded gun on stage, [0:51] and it could go off at any moment and say, [0:53] Mexicans are rapists. [0:54] Boom. It could say anything. [0:56] So there's a dangerous... [0:57] Mexicans are rapists. [0:59] Okay, so maybe he hasn't been to many Trump events, [1:02] but Realman taught me that the greatest show must have a ringleader who can work a crowd. [1:07] You've got to give them the pitch. [1:08] You have to impress them. [1:10] You've got to impress your crowd, exactly. [1:12] Your poll numbers, super high. [1:14] Correct. [1:14] I'm leading every poll nationwide. [1:17] You're the best. [1:17] That's it, you know? [1:18] Best businessman you've ever seen. [1:19] Yes. [1:20] I make great deals. [1:21] Look at this show. [1:22] This is the greatest show on earth, ladies and gentlemen. [1:24] We are going... [1:25] Hey, let's bring out the snake charmer. [1:27] We bring out the snake charmer. [1:28] You bring Palin out. [1:29] Okay. [1:30] You betcha. [1:31] It has to be something that an audience will want to see. [1:34] Everybody had a good old time, you bought a hat, hell, I want to see this freak again. [1:37] Exactly. [1:38] This guy got it. [1:39] Trump really is the greatest show on earth. [1:42] Right, Adam? [1:43] Well, you know, by calling him the greatest show on earth, you're kind of insulting a lot [1:49] of the circus world. [1:50] Okay. [1:51] Regardless, I had to see Trump up close, so I headed to one of his rallies and got [1:56] to hear from some die-hard Trumpeters. [1:58] I think he's the only candidate on the Republican side who's actually going to build a wall. [2:02] And who's going to make him pay for it? [2:03] He's going to make China. [2:04] You know what? [2:05] People say, oh, you can't make China pay for it. [2:06] You know what? [2:07] That's a bunch of horse crap. [2:08] It's pretty easy to make China pay for it. [2:09] China will be paying for the wall. [2:11] Should Mexico pay for the wall? [2:13] Oh, Mexico. [2:14] Sorry. [2:15] Either way. [2:16] It doesn't... [2:17] One of those countries is paying for that wall. [2:18] One of those countries is paying for that wall. [2:20] Donald Trump is inaugurated. [2:21] He becomes president of the United States. [2:23] What's behind that curtain? [2:25] Take one of my cards. [2:26] Defeation of ISIS. [2:27] Defeation of ISIS? [2:28] Yes. [2:29] What should we do to ISIS? [2:30] Bomb the out of them. [2:31] Where officially should we bomb ISIS? [2:33] Probably, like, Israel area, but not necessarily there, but around the area. [2:39] I think he's going to help with the ISIS. [2:41] What's he going to do with the ISIS? [2:42] He can't tell us right now. [2:44] If he tells everybody, then the next thing you know, somebody else is going to copy what [2:48] he says. [2:49] They knew they're Trump. [2:50] Once I was under the big top, we were all grooving to Trump's power playlist, which included [2:57] Tiny Dancer like eight f***ing times. [2:59] Finally, there he was. [3:01] And he wasted no time shining the spotlight on the main event himself. [3:05] It takes guts to run for president, believe me. [3:08] You've been number one in the polls every single week. [3:11] I've been on the cover of Time Magazine so much lately. [3:14] When I was on last week, I didn't even know they were putting away the cover. [3:17] Can you imagine? [3:18] That's when you're really hitting it big. [3:19] He made the audience recoil at the freak show. [3:22] Look at back there. [3:23] Look at the press. [3:24] Turn around and look at these people. [3:25] Look at them. [3:26] Six. [3:27] They start booing. [3:29] He whipped the crowd into a frenzy with a high wire act of political incorrectness. [3:33] She said he's a pussy. [3:35] That's not it. [3:36] And then something strange happened. [3:44] We're going to do something that's going to be, whether you like Dwight Eisenhower, no matter [3:48] what you do, Dwight Eisenhower, I like Ike. [3:51] Everybody said that. [3:52] He started to meander. [3:53] I just asked for tickets. [3:55] I wanted tickets for the debate. [3:57] No post office in Washington, D.C. [3:59] Right? [4:00] People got bored. [4:01] It's an incredible building. [4:02] But then like any great showman, he pulled them back in with his greatest routine. [4:08] A feat of xenophobic strength. [4:10] Who the hell is going to pay for the wall? [4:13] Classic bit. [4:19] Trump had delivered. [4:21] I laughed. [4:22] I cried. [4:23] I reinvigorated my irrational fear of foreigners. [4:26] Mexico. [4:27] I even jockeyed for selfies with a couple of reality TV stars. [4:31] Donald, great show. [4:33] Great show. [4:34] Got it. [4:40] A memory that will last for possibly four years. [4:44] God help us all. [4:46] When was America last great? [4:50] For me, I would say the turning point for our country was 1913 when we passed the 17th [4:56] amendment. [4:57] So like back when like women couldn't vote? [4:59] Yeah, 19, well back up again. [5:01] Like that's kind of your sweet spot right there? [5:03] Absolutely, but 1913. [5:05] What year was America great? [5:08] When it was founded. [5:11] Except for the slavery stuff. [5:16] Except for the slavery stuff, you know? [5:18] I think we were probably our strongest immediately post-World War II. [5:22] So around the 1950s? [5:24] Yeah, mid 40s, 50s. [5:26] I think the 50s was great other than segregation and women's rights. [5:31] Look, we could sit here and paint negative faces of all times in America. [5:37] Correct. [5:38] It's make America great again. [5:39] So when was the last great? [5:40] It's always been great. [5:42] So if it's always been great, what are we trying to go back to? [5:46] We're not going back, we're going forward. [5:49] Well, I guess the 80s were pretty good. [5:51] Right, the 80s. [5:53] The 80s, great music, great video games. [5:55] Crack cocaine. [5:56] Crack cocaine. [5:57] Yeah. [5:58] Well, we're always great. [5:59] The people are great. [6:00] So America is great right now. [6:03] So we did it. [6:04] No, we didn't do it. [6:05] America became great when the founding fathers put pen on paper in 1776 and decided to build a country based on laws. [6:13] Right. [6:14] That was greatness. [6:15] That was awesome. [6:16] Other than the slavery, obviously, that was terrible. [6:18] And we didn't have that. [6:19] Yeah, we did have that. [6:20] And the Indian thing, right? [6:21] That was terrible. [6:22] And the women's voting thing. [6:24] But other than that, that was awesome. [6:26] A few hiccups along the way. [6:28] Like they say, nobody made it to the top without breaking a few pieces of China. [6:35] That wasn't an insult, by the way. [6:39] Donald Trump's new ideological screening test will weed out extremists with... [6:46] Extreme views about religion, such as its oppression of women, gays, and non-believers. [6:52] That's right. [6:53] Trump wants prospective Americans to embrace religious freedom, gender equality, and gay rights. [6:58] At a recent rally in Wisconsin, his fans were on board. [7:01] I am for extreme vetting. [7:03] I am. [7:04] I think it is a good idea. [7:05] Extreme vetting. [7:06] Think that's a good idea? [7:08] Of course. [7:09] He forgot one thing, just make him eat some bacon. [7:11] These guys were pumped about America's values of tolerance. [7:14] So I knew they'd pass Trump's test with flying colors. [7:17] Fill in the blank for me. [7:18] Two men getting married is blank. [7:20] Disgusting. [7:21] Actually, the answer is legal in the United States. [7:26] It's legal, but I don't like it. [7:28] It's important to believe in, you know, to have respect for everyone's religion. [7:33] So you respect Christianity? [7:34] I do. [7:35] Judaism? [7:36] Yes. [7:37] Islam? [7:38] No. [7:39] Can a woman be president? [7:40] The presidency is a man's job. [7:42] I have women are qualified to be president. [7:45] No. [7:46] A female has more hormones. [7:47] She could start a war in 10 seconds. [7:49] If she has hot flashes, whatever, boom. [7:52] Haven't all wars been started by men? [7:55] Yes. [8:00] Do you think a gay couple should have the same rights as a... [8:03] No, I don't. [8:04] I really don't. [8:05] I don't think it's fair. [8:06] To the gay couple? [8:08] Well, no, but the regular couple, they work so hard, you know. [8:12] And the gay couple, they want more. [8:15] Do you... [8:17] When you say more, do you mean equal? [8:19] Yeah, they want equal in that. [8:20] And that's just too much. [8:21] Yeah. [8:24] No, that's the wrong answer. [8:25] Sorry, hold on. [8:26] Turns out Trump's ideology test was going to be harder than I thought. [8:29] Whenever I hear president, I think of man. [8:31] It's a man's job. [8:34] What sort of... [8:35] I may be... [8:36] Closed-minded. [8:37] No, yeah, well, no. [8:39] Um... [8:40] Misogynistic? [8:41] No. [8:42] You're voting against your own interests. [8:45] That's it. [8:46] Thank you very much. [8:47] These extreme nations, they don't treat women with respect. [8:50] We treat women with respect here. [8:52] Yes, we do. [8:53] That's an American ideal. [8:54] Yeah. [8:55] Tell me about your shirt. [8:56] What's it say? [8:57] It says, Hillary sucks, but not like Monica. [9:02] Hilarious. [9:03] So we were talking about treating women with respect. [9:05] It's an American ideal that we treat women with respect. [9:07] You got to give me the back of that shirt one more time. [9:10] That's too much fun. [9:11] Trump debt! [9:14] We don't even see the irony of it. [9:16] I love it. [9:17] Right? [9:18] As passionate as these guys were, they just weren't passing Trump's ideological test. [9:23] Luckily, there was still time to study. [9:25] This will just help you prep for the test. [9:27] So if you take it again, you'll be more welcome here. [9:30] Uh, this is a DVD of the third season of Will and Grace. [9:35] Okay. [9:36] Some really likable and not too gay gay people. [9:39] This one is gonna be good for you. [9:42] Gloria Steinem. [9:43] This really, like, uh, humanizes women. [9:46] As us feminists, we have so much work to be done. [9:49] You know? [9:50] You a feminist? [9:51] No. [9:52] Obviously, extreme vetting was necessary to weed out extremists. [9:55] But until this plan was in place, were any of us safe? [9:58] Are you afraid the extremists are already here right now? [10:01] They could be anywhere. [10:03] They could be right here. [10:04] They could be. [10:05] Yeah. [10:06] They could be over there. [10:07] They could be that guy or this guy. [10:08] They could be anybody. [10:09] They could be anybody. [10:10] This past summer, Trump flag waivers spouted a lot of theories about Hillary Clinton's health. [10:18] We see the coughing fits. [10:20] She's had, it seems like, a number of blood clots. [10:22] What on earth could be the reason behind Hillary Clinton's bizarre behavior? [10:26] Look, it almost seems seizuresque to me. [10:29] Turns out they were sort of right. [10:32] We're now learning she's been diagnosed with pneumonia. [10:35] If the crackpots halfway nailed one theory, maybe their truth fingers were in deeper than mine. [10:40] I had to find out. [10:41] I headed to Trump rallies in the crucial swing states of Ohio and Wisconsin to discover what [10:47] his supporters know that the rest of us don't. [10:49] Do you think it's worse than pneumonia? [10:51] The way she looks, yes. [10:53] So what do you think is going on? [10:54] It could be Parkinson's. [10:56] It could be MS. [10:57] It could be AIDS. [10:59] What makes you think she has AIDS? [11:01] The way her husband used to be. [11:03] So you think Bill had AIDS? [11:05] Yes. [11:06] So how did Bill Clinton get AIDS? [11:08] Probably messing around with Magic Johnson. [11:10] That's the natural conclusion? [11:13] Yes. [11:14] Interesting. [11:15] The Clintons and Magic Johnson. [11:17] What else do they know? [11:18] They were saying there was like a double of her. [11:20] Do you think there was a Hillary Clinton double? [11:22] Yeah. [11:23] I think anything's possible when it comes to doubles. [11:25] Wow. [11:26] A Clinton double. [11:27] Who knew? [11:28] So I printed out two identical photos to see if they could see what we couldn't. [11:32] Which one's the body double? [11:33] I'd say that one. [11:34] What is it about this one that makes you think it's not Hillary Clinton? [11:39] That little thing on her cheek is very obvious. [11:42] And the scarring or whatever this is down on her throat is different. [11:46] They look a ton alike, right? [11:47] This looks a little bit younger. [11:49] You think this looks younger? [11:50] Yeah. [11:51] But don't you think if you just look at something for long enough and you kind of have a paranoid [11:54] mind, eventually you'll find a difference and make a big deal of it? [11:56] Yeah, I think something like that's possible, yeah. [11:58] Which one are you more attracted to? [11:59] This one. [12:01] That one. [12:02] Yeah. [12:03] Uncovering Hillary's doubles is one thing, but what could they tell us about our current [12:07] commander in chief? [12:08] Barack Obama is a Muslim. [12:09] He's a terrorist. [12:10] Nobody will ever tell me different. [12:12] We don't even know if he's a citizen. [12:14] Yeah, if you don't look at the birth certificate, there's almost no evidence there. [12:18] Exactly. [12:19] So there's nothing Barack Obama could do to prove that he was born here? [12:22] Uh, if there was maybe witnesses that were attendants at his birth. [12:27] Like his mother? [12:28] No. [12:29] No. [12:30] No. [12:31] She has motivation to lie. [12:32] So you don't trust Donald Trump's birth certificate either? [12:34] Uh, yeah. [12:35] Because he's been here forever. [12:36] Well, how do you know? [12:37] What's your proof? [12:38] Um, well, his parents and... [12:40] No, but they're biased. [12:41] I'm talking about people who could be in the room. [12:43] Why would they be biased? [12:44] Well, like, I'm just using your logic against you. [12:47] Okay. [12:48] He acts like a Muslim. [12:49] He talks like a Muslim. [12:50] He also does the Muslim principles as far as jewelry is concerned. [12:54] Jewelry? [12:56] Yeah, jewelry. [12:57] Certain months of the year not wearing his wedding ring. [13:00] That's a deep cut. [13:01] You want me to connect your necklace to your Christianity? [13:04] Why would you do that? [13:06] Well, you just taught me it. [13:07] I didn't even know people were connecting jewelry to religion. [13:10] Uh, Muslims don't wear... [13:12] Is that a Jew watch? [13:13] And one of the most unbelievable discoveries yet. [13:16] Barack Obama had a big part of 9-11. [13:19] Which part? [13:20] Not being around, always on vacation, never in the office. [13:23] Why do you think Barack Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9-11? [13:26] That, I don't know. [13:28] I'd like to get to the bottom of that. [13:30] Wow. [13:31] Mind blown. [13:32] They also had new truths about the media cover-up of Trump's surging popularity. [13:36] I don't think the media really portrays all the African Americans that support Donald Trump. [13:41] Really? [13:42] So what should we be portraying? [13:45] Where are these African Americans? [13:47] Um... [13:49] When you literally look out across the 400, 500 people here, we don't see any. [13:54] They'll wave. [13:55] Wave, white people! [13:57] Yeah! [13:58] It's like a Dave Matthews concert. [14:00] Except Dave Matthews actually has African Americans in his band. [14:03] Tell me when you see somebody who is not white. [14:05] Here. [14:06] Right here. [14:08] Thank you, brother. [14:09] Donald Trump don't even know how much a loaf of bread or a dust and eggs cost. [14:13] So you don't even support Donald Trump? [14:15] No. [14:16] Okay, so he didn't work. [14:17] Turns out they got one wrong. [14:19] But the rest of their theories can be backed up with ironclad sources. [14:23] And what's your source? [14:24] Um, just Facebook or Twitter. [14:26] I mean, everything. [14:27] And I... [14:28] So you'll look at, like, facts and bull**** and you'll put it all together? [14:31] Exactly. [14:32] Outside of having no proof, what proof do you have? [14:34] I don't have any. [14:35] You don't have any proof? [14:36] My opinion. [14:37] Your opinion. [14:38] Do I have proof? [14:39] No. [14:40] Do I have articles? [14:41] No. [14:42] But your mind is made up without any information? [14:43] My mind is made up. [14:45] Good enough for me. [14:46] According to the mainstream media, Donald Trump's lewd talk and recent sexual assault allegations [14:56] are eroding his Republican support. [14:58] The GOP is abandoning their nominee in droves. [15:01] The exodus of Republican support continued. [15:04] Republicans are deserting the sinking ship. [15:07] But I don't listen to that noise. [15:09] I listen to this throb. [15:12] Buh-buh. [15:13] Buh-buh. [15:14] This is Jordan Klepper. [15:15] Fingers the pulse. [15:21] I hitched a ride to a rally in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania to ask Trump supporters [15:26] if he had finally crossed the line. [15:28] You know what? [15:29] So what if he wants to grab pussy? [15:31] I want to grab pussy. [15:33] That's a no. [15:34] I wish I could grab as much pussy as he is. [15:37] Well, I'd like to grab Al Qaeda by the pussy and shove some Yankee Doodle Dandy right up its ass. [15:42] Also a no. [15:43] But how were they okay with a presidential candidate bragging about sexual assault? [15:48] Wait for it. [15:49] I think it's just locker room talk. [15:51] What does that mean? [15:52] Guys in the bar talk that way when they see a pretty girl. [15:54] What are you going to say? [15:55] I've heard worse about men talking about girls, women. [15:59] Are you talking about other presidential candidates like Mondale? [16:02] Yes. [16:03] Locker room talk. [16:04] That's what boys do. [16:05] He didn't do it. [16:06] Well, I don't talk like that. [16:07] Well... [16:08] Do you have any children? [16:10] I do. [16:11] Do they talk like that? [16:12] No, they don't. [16:13] So not those boys? [16:14] Well, no. [16:15] Do you have a husband? [16:16] No. [16:17] Well, not that boy. [16:18] No. [16:19] Is that how you talk? [16:20] Well, no, but I feel like he says like... [16:21] Is that how your dad talks? [16:22] Well, no, but... [16:23] Is that like your pastor talks? [16:24] No, not necessarily. [16:25] So who talks like that? [16:26] Well, obviously Donald Trump. [16:27] It was stupid bragging men talk. [16:30] Men brag. [16:31] We brag, right? [16:33] You brag a bit, right? [16:35] Not exactly, but I know quite a few people that do. [16:38] And background dab. [16:40] Yes, it was all becoming clear. [16:42] Men brag. [16:43] It's just locker room talk. [16:45] Grab it while you can, Trump. [16:47] What is it? [16:48] The pussy! [16:49] Yeah, grab it all while you can. [16:51] Except I can't talk like that in front of my daughter. [16:54] You just did. [16:55] Woo! [16:56] These things you say people can hear. [16:58] And the locker room was huge. [17:00] Extending all the way across the country. [17:03] Was there any line Trump couldn't cross? [17:06] Is there anything Trump could say that could come on up [17:08] that would make you not vote for him? [17:09] No. [17:10] No matter what he says or does, I will vote for Donald Trump. [17:12] Well, if he said the N-word, would you still vote for him? [17:16] It wouldn't be right, but I would still vote for him. [17:19] What if he said everybody should go f*** little pigs? [17:22] Would you still vote for him then? [17:24] I would still vote for him. [17:26] Yeah? [17:27] Wow. [17:28] The media's fingers were nowhere near the pulse. [17:30] They had gotten it wrong. [17:31] People here knew Trump's comments weren't sexual assault. [17:34] They were something completely different. [17:36] Just ask this man who conducted a highly scientific survey. [17:39] I got news for you. [17:40] I asked a lot of women here. [17:41] And half of them would love to have their pussies snatched by Trump. [17:44] I got news for you. [17:45] That is news to me. [17:46] One man's sexual assault is another man's flirtation. [17:50] You must be quite the charmer with the ladies. [17:53] I used to be. [17:55] You know, I got the ring down. [17:56] One of them landed me. [17:57] She even squeezed it so I can't get it off. [17:59] Because she saw that I took it off once and there was a little mark there. [18:02] So she's no dummy. [18:03] Oh, well, I think she's a dummy if she thinks somebody else is gonna f*** you. [18:07] Sorry, bro. [18:08] Just a little bit of locker room talk. [18:12] This has been a divisive nightmare of an election. [18:17] But in the spirit of moving forward, at one of the debates, the candidates themselves [18:21] took an opportunity to say one positive thing about each other. [18:25] I hitched a ride to a Trump rally to see if his supporters were also ready to rise above the anger [18:30] and reach out to the other side. [18:32] Can you say one nice thing about Hillary Clinton? [18:35] Not really. [18:37] No. [18:38] Not one? [18:39] No. [18:40] No, I have absolutely nothing nice to say about Hillary Clinton. [18:43] What about people who support Hillary? [18:44] I think they're idiots. [18:45] No, I'm sorry. [18:46] I'd like to be a gentleman and say, yeah, she's got a nice kid. [18:49] But she has a nice kid, right? [18:51] I guess. [18:52] She hasn't proven herself to be guilty of anything yet. [18:54] I'm sorry. [18:55] Jordan, what can I tell you? [18:57] You're bumming me the f*** out, man. [18:59] Wow, that was depressing. [19:01] So I headed to a Hillary rally. [19:03] Surely her supporters would live up to their slogan of stronger, together, [19:07] and teach those hateful Trump voters a thing or two about kindness. [19:11] What do you like about Donald Trump? [19:12] Nothing. [19:14] He's an asshole. [19:15] Is there any good thing about Donald Trump that you could say? [19:18] No. [19:19] No? [19:20] No. [19:21] I'll give you time. [19:23] Okay, let me think. [19:24] Um, no. [19:26] You didn't really think. [19:27] Yes, I did. [19:28] All right, no, you didn't. [19:29] You changed your hair a little bit, and then you said the same thing. [19:31] He has economic background. [19:33] Okay. [19:34] Whether he can put it into a plan that will suit our nation, I don't know. [19:37] Stop. [19:38] Yeah, no, stop. [19:39] The first part was a nice compliment. [19:40] You weren't loved enough as a child. [19:42] Boy, that is such a... [19:43] Oh, baby. [19:44] Be nice. [19:45] Be nice. [19:46] Be nice. [19:47] So both camps have a ways to go. [19:50] Maybe they just needed a little push. [19:52] What if I gave you $2? [19:53] Would you say something nice about Hillary Clinton? [19:54] No. [19:55] What if I gave you $10? [19:56] No. [19:57] What if I told you it will help our society to put aside your partisanship and actually [20:01] say something kind about somebody that half the country supports? [20:07] Not Hillary. [20:08] No, no, no. [20:09] Okay. [20:10] How about this? [20:11] Democrats like expressing their feelings. [20:12] Maybe that was the way in. [20:14] We're gonna do a I feel statement. [20:15] Talk to Donald Trump. [20:16] Okay. [20:17] So I want you to say, when you blank, I feel blank. [20:21] When you say grab her by the pussy, I feel like a disrespected woman. [20:25] Okay, that's good. [20:26] When you say let's build a wall, I say let's build you into the wall. [20:30] Okay, see what you did right there? [20:31] You didn't say I feel. [20:32] What you did is you used that as an opportunity to be negative. [20:34] Mm-hmm. [20:35] Now that's something, you know who would do something like that? [20:37] Donald Trump. [20:38] Don't do this. [20:39] This wasn't working. [20:40] If I couldn't unite the people, maybe I could unite their slogans. [20:45] Wait, no. [20:46] That's not it. [20:47] Good. [20:48] Okay, better. [20:49] That can work. [20:50] Make America stronger together again. [20:51] Stronger. [20:52] Stronger. [20:53] Stronger. [20:54] Stronger. [20:55] Stronger. [20:56] Yeah, clunky, but it works. [20:57] Make America stronger together again. [20:58] Little bit of both. [20:59] Way to move forward. [21:00] Okay, just trying to move us forward. [21:01] Make America stronger together again. [21:02] Little bit of both. [21:04] Little bit of both. [21:05] Little bit of both. [21:06] You know what? [21:07] I mean, it's... [21:08] It's for Hillary. [21:09] I don't want that . [21:10] It's for us coming together. [21:12] We'll be together. [21:13] Don't worry about that. [21:14] In hell. [21:15] But then, just when I gave up hope, I finally heard it. [21:20] One positive thing. [21:21] Okay, well, there's gotta be something good about Donald Trump. [21:23] It's come over. [21:24] Pretend your husband is Hillary Clinton. [21:27] Say something nice. [21:28] I like your hair. [21:29] I mean, his hair is hilarious. [21:31] His hair is real. [21:32] Nice hair. [21:33] So if there's one thing we can all rally around as a country, it's great hair. [21:39] God bless America. [21:41] Not even a month since the campaign ended with victory, Donald Trump was getting the band [21:49] back together again for something. [21:52] The president-elect planning to visit those states that helped him secure a win for the [21:55] White House. [21:56] A Trump victory tour. [21:57] A victory tour. [21:58] Now they tell us they want us to call it a thank you tour. [22:01] They're calling it a victory tour. [22:03] I mean, I don't think we've ever seen that before. [22:05] They're calling it a thank you tour. [22:06] Right. [22:07] No one in the media or Trump's camp seems to know exactly what this event is. [22:12] So I went to Cincinnati to find out. [22:15] What is this? [22:16] We know what? [22:17] We've got a bunch of people who are really excited about Trump. [22:18] They said we're going to get tired of winning. [22:20] We're not tired. [22:21] He wants to let the people know that things are still going on. [22:23] The stuff that he was still campaigning about, he's still going on. [22:27] I mean, it's, it's, it is. [22:28] It's obvious if he doesn't know when the campaign ends. [22:31] That's right. [22:32] What is it again? [22:33] It's a victory tour. [22:34] It's a victory tour. [22:35] Yeah. [22:36] Take another lap. [22:37] Why not? [22:38] How many of these rallies do you think you'll see in the first 100 days? [22:40] I'm going to go with 15. [22:41] It's like the never ending tour. [22:42] The never ending tour. [22:43] It's like, we don't have to do any work. [22:45] We can just party all the time. [22:46] All day, all day long. [22:47] All day long. [22:48] 24 seven. [22:49] Somebody's going to have to run the country. [22:52] Yeah. [22:53] Well. [22:54] Just think, the Trumpster is our president from apprentice to president. [22:58] I love, I love Trump. [23:00] It's incredible, right? [23:01] Makes you want to blow your brains out. [23:03] It's so mind boggling. [23:06] Nick Jesus was right. [23:09] This was a hell of a bash. [23:11] While Trump has changed his tune on things like locking up Hillary and draining the swamp, [23:15] these people were partying like it was October 2016. [23:18] They had their signs and their background dabs and they knew the lyrics to all the hits. [23:24] We're ready. [23:29] We're ready. [23:30] Yeah, build a wall. [23:31] Build a wall, drain the swamp. [23:32] Lock her up. [23:33] We're going to lock her up, of course. [23:34] Of course. [23:35] Now some people are saying she's a good person, shouldn't be prosecuted. [23:37] Well, they're liars. [23:38] Well, that person is Donald Trump. [23:41] Brain that swamp. [23:42] At least we know Donald Trump's not going to stand for having Hillary's elitist New York bankers anywhere near the government. [23:50] None of the bull . [23:51] Except for bringing in some billionaire bankers. [23:54] It's going to happen. [23:55] It's going to happen. [23:56] Yeah, sure, sure. [23:57] So some of that bull . [23:58] Sure. [23:59] The Goldman Sachs guy, I mean, that is the swamp we want to drain. [24:03] Sure. [24:04] But also make Secretary of the Treasury. [24:06] Oh, yeah. [24:07] The swamp will be drained. [24:08] Now he does have a couple of people like Steve Mnuchin who was Goldman Sachs. [24:11] You got to fill the swamp here. [24:12] Yeah, there's parts of the swamp they're going to come in. [24:14] There's parts of the swamp they're going to, you know. [24:16] That's just not as catchy to say, so yeah. [24:18] It's not, yeah. [24:19] Don't you want the most qualified person? [24:21] Even though it might be a so-called, you know, swamp member, lobbyist or whatnot. [24:26] Is that not the best thing to do? [24:28] Somebody who's the most qualified for the job, has the most experience. [24:31] Even if some of their background is suspect, that's the person who should have that job. [24:34] That's right. [24:35] A common sense way of looking at things. [24:37] That was, I think, Hillary Clinton's entire platform. [24:40] The point is, instead of spending time learning how to run the country [24:44] or following through on campaign promises, having a rally like this just feels so good. [24:50] The bottom line is, we won. [24:53] I love you too. Look at this place. [24:58] Oh, you're going to be happy. We're all going to be happy. [25:01] And I was finally starting to see exactly what this was. [25:05] It was a big self-congratulatory pleasure fest in the round. [25:10] This is kind of our triumph. [25:12] And so you guys wanted to, like, kind of get together in a big circular area [25:16] and just kind of help each other release some of the tension and celebrate. [25:20] Yes. [25:21] Yeah, exactly. [25:22] It's important for you guys to just all come together at the same time. [25:25] It's such a community. [25:26] Yeah. It's a circle jerk. [25:27] If you want to call it that, sure. [25:29] Yeah, it's a circle jerk. [25:31] Well, good talking to you. [25:33] Good talking to you. [25:34] Just... [25:35] Get ready, America. Your forearms are gonna be huge. [25:39] Four years ago, I hit the streets to get the unfiltered truth [25:46] from America's most engaged voters. [25:49] Trump that bitch! [25:51] We don't even see the irony in him. [25:53] Now we're heading into an historic election, [25:56] and I'm excited to get out into America [25:58] and embed myself in the middle of the campaign trail. [26:01] First stop, rain-soaked Hershey, Pennsylvania. [26:04] But even Mother Nature couldn't dampen our spirits. [26:07] It's eight hours before Donald Trump arrives. [26:09] It's raining, and there are people here. [26:13] How's it going? [26:14] Good to see you. Good to see you again. [26:15] Good to see you again. [26:16] You guys excited? [26:18] We're heading for Congress 2020, baby. [26:20] You're running for Congress? [26:21] Yes, I am. [26:22] I bet you are. Good luck. [26:23] Anybody can do it. [26:25] A lot of familiar faces. [26:27] Doris, Carol. [26:29] Nice to be out there amongst my people once more. [26:33] How's it going, guys? [26:34] I'm confused. [26:35] Here we go again. [26:37] Since my last Trump rally, there have been roughly 37 Marvel movies [26:47] and one very combative impeachment trial. [26:50] But what else has changed? [26:51] So what's new this season? [26:53] Um, everything. [26:54] Honestly, we got this, uh, baby Yoda shirt. [26:57] Great America keep. [26:58] Oh, I get it. [26:59] Sounds like something Donald Trump would say. [27:01] Or Yoda. [27:02] I suppose they have very similar syntax. [27:03] We're not all great speakers. [27:05] Do you have any Trump that bitch? [27:06] You don't have Trump that? [27:08] No. [27:09] Anything that's at all aimed at women? [27:11] Not for women. [27:13] At women. [27:14] What are you hoping for tonight? [27:15] I'm hoping Donald Trump is just in a good place of mind right now. [27:18] I hope he talks about immigration. [27:20] So you're hoping for a build-a-wall? [27:21] I'm hoping for a wall. [27:22] Who's going to pay for it? [27:23] Who's going to pay for it? [27:24] I say that's what we're going to find out about. [27:26] It's either going to be taxpayer money for it. [27:28] Oh, so maybe that's the chance? [27:29] Who's going to pay for it? [27:30] That's what we're going to find out about. [27:31] Yeah. [27:32] Then why are you here? [27:33] Well, because two weeks ago I had a dream, [27:35] and in that dream I was given this vision. [27:38] You had a screen printing dream? [27:41] Your dream told you that Trump is going to win, [27:43] and then Ivanka, and then Don Jr., and Eric. [27:46] Tiffany is going to win in 2048, and then Barron. [27:49] Great. [27:50] All right. [27:52] But Barron only serves one term. [27:53] No, no, two terms. [27:54] No, that's only one term. [27:55] That's four years. [27:56] Yeah, actually these are mostly one-term presidents. [27:58] No, you're not reading it right, brother. [28:00] No, this is 24 to 28. [28:03] That's four years. [28:05] And then another four. [28:06] No, no, no. [28:07] These are one-term presidents. [28:09] Ivanka, one term. [28:10] Don Jr., one term. [28:11] What did you say for Ivanka? [28:12] What's the date? [28:13] Ivanka is 2024, 2028. [28:16] That's eight years. [28:17] That's four years. [28:18] Look, you have a four-year period here [28:19] where somebody else gets elected. [28:20] It doesn't say anything about reelected. [28:22] It does. [28:23] It has her getting elected in 2024 and 2028. [28:27] Your math is wrong. [28:28] No, my math is not wrong. [28:29] Of course, these rallies aren't just about spirited debate. [28:32] It's also an opportunity for Trump supporters [28:34] to clarify their messaging. [28:36] One word descriptor. [28:37] Joe Biden. [28:38] Dickless. [28:39] Elizabeth Warren. [28:40] Elizabeth Warren. [28:41] Scummy. [28:42] Bernie Sanders. [28:44] Bolshevik. [28:45] Pete Buttigieg. [28:46] That's just a joke. [28:49] What's the punchline? [28:50] Whew. [28:51] Man, trying to be politically correct here, but you know. [28:54] So when I said Buttigieg, I thought the word you were going to pick was vet. [28:58] Okay. [28:59] Pete Buttigieg. [29:00] Pete Buttigieg. [29:01] Pete Butt. [29:02] Pete Butt? [29:03] Yeah, Pete Buttigieg. [29:04] Two words. [29:05] I can't say the whole thing on camera. [29:06] What's the whole thing? [29:07] Pete Buttigieg. [29:08] Pete Buttigieg. [29:09] Oh, it's homophobic. [29:10] That's why you can't say it. [29:11] Homophobia aside, there was one big new thing hanging over this rally. [29:15] The impeachment. [29:16] What do you think about this impeachment? [29:18] Bullshit. [29:19] Bullshit. [29:20] Why is it bullshit? [29:21] Why? [29:22] Because he didn't do anything. [29:23] It's bullshit. [29:24] It's bullshit. [29:25] It's total bullshit. [29:26] It's total nonsense. [29:27] And he's looking for his supporters to push back on any impeachment talk with this simple [29:31] demand. [29:32] All you have to do is read the transcript. [29:33] Read the transcript. [29:34] Read the transcript. [29:35] It's all about the transcript. [29:37] Read the transcript right. [29:38] Have you read the transcript? [29:39] I have not read it. [29:42] But we should read the transcript. [29:43] We should. [29:44] Look at the transcript, right? [29:45] Yeah, look at the transcript. [29:46] Have you read the transcript? [29:47] I trust the word of our friends out now. [29:51] Read the transcript, right? [29:52] Yeah. [29:53] Yeah. [29:54] Absolutely. [29:55] Did you read the transcript? [29:56] I mean, I've read most of it, but there's nothing... [29:59] Skim the transcript. [30:00] Yeah. [30:01] I don't have time for it, you know, reading all the, you know, impeachment and all that [30:05] bullshit, you know, but... [30:06] How long have you been waiting out here for Donald Trump? [30:09] Since eight o'clock. [30:10] Hours. [30:11] A lot of free time. [30:12] Absolutely. [30:13] Read the transcript. [30:14] Read the transcript. [30:15] Yeah. [30:16] Did you read the transcript? [30:17] I don't have to. [30:18] Everyone else has. [30:19] I can read it if I need to, but... [30:21] Right, yeah. [30:22] But it's important that everybody reads the transcript. [30:23] It is very important. [30:24] Pay attention and think for yourself. [30:26] Yes. [30:27] But to be clear, you have not read the transcript. [30:28] I haven't, no. [30:29] Right. [30:30] But it is just important. [30:31] Yeah. [30:32] Don't be a sheep. [30:33] Think for yourself. [30:34] But again, just to be very clear, you have not read it. [30:36] I have not read it. [30:37] You just trusted somebody else. [30:38] Correct. [30:39] Yeah. [30:40] What were you saying about don't be a sheep... [30:41] Don't be a sheep. [30:42] Think for yourself. [30:43] Do your own research. [30:44] Do your own research. [30:45] Don't be a sheep. [30:46] It was a message these people, who were being herded through gates and corralled into pens, [30:50] to then be guarded over by men on horses, knew all too well. [30:55] These totally not sheep are ready for 11 more months of this. [30:59] Whatever this is. [31:01] And so am I. [31:02] Campaign 2020. [31:03] Here we go again. [31:04] Last week, I went to tropical Iowa. [31:12] Again. [31:13] And while all eyes there have been on the Democratic candidates, a certain, recently impeached, [31:18] former reality TV star showed up in town to get his own cup of Iowa Nice. [31:23] Trump train. [31:24] Choo-choo. [31:25] It's just awesome. [31:28] That is love. [31:29] Yeah. [31:30] Maggot. [31:31] Oh, shit. [31:32] I've had nightmares of that shirt. [31:34] Been to a Trump rally before? [31:35] No, sir. [31:36] What are your expectations? [31:37] Truth. [31:38] Truth. [31:39] At a Trump rally? [31:40] Yeah. [31:41] Good luck. [31:42] However, all anyone's been talking about is the impeachment. [31:45] And while 69% of Americans wanted to hear from witnesses like John Bolton, Senate Republicans [31:51] wouldn't allow it. [31:52] So what did these folks think of the trial as it nears its end? [31:55] I think the impeachment trial itself is a joke. [31:59] Period. [32:00] It's a shit show. [32:01] We think it's a complete sham. [32:02] He hasn't done anything wrong. [32:04] How did we get here with no evidence? [32:06] He didn't do anything. [32:07] He didn't do anything. [32:08] Very well said. [32:09] Well, that's right. [32:10] He didn't do anything. [32:11] He didn't do anything. [32:12] So we should let everybody testify. [32:13] Correct. [32:14] Oh, yeah. [32:15] No. [32:17] No. [32:18] No. [32:19] Do you think John Bolton should testify? [32:20] No. [32:21] Why not? [32:22] Well, he could testify, but I think he's vengeful for getting fired from his job. [32:26] I think he's a liar. [32:27] John Bolton's a liar. [32:28] Absolutely. [32:29] There should be a system set up where he takes an oath, and then under oath he tells [32:33] the truth. [32:34] Otherwise, he's punished. [32:35] I think there should be, yes. [32:36] And maybe there's a judge who's put in charge. [32:38] Like the highest judge in the land. [32:39] Right. [32:40] Appointed by a Republican. [32:41] And then we can all see what he has to say. [32:43] Would you be for a system like that? [32:45] Sure. [32:46] While they seem to want first-hand information from witnesses, they definitely didn't want [32:50] witnesses with first-hand information. [32:52] Regardless, they're sticking to Trump's favorite old defense. [32:56] I've read the transcript for verbatim. [32:59] Not verbatim, but I've read the transcript meaning like I've watched everybody read it [33:03] on the news. [33:04] I haven't seen the transcript. [33:05] You know that's not what reading the transcript means. [33:08] But you watch people read the transcript. [33:09] Right. [33:10] I haven't personally read the transcript. [33:11] Have you read the transcript? [33:12] No. [33:13] I have. [33:14] Spoiler alert. [33:15] He asked a foreign country to interfere in our election. [33:17] It's crazy, right? [33:19] It's crazy. [33:20] You know what? [33:22] I've explored this one before. [33:24] But luckily, Trump has two or five new airtight legal defenses. [33:29] There's no, whatever that word is, quid pro quo. [33:32] My lips are cold. [33:33] It's hard to say. [33:34] Right. [33:35] It's even harder to convince other people that it happened. [33:38] New word I just learned, yeah. [33:39] There's no crime that's been, there's no crime that he's been accused of. [33:44] What does that mean? [33:45] What? [33:46] What do you mean? [33:48] They have not made an accusation or brought an actual penal code. [33:55] Um, yeah. [33:58] You can tell he hasn't done anything wrong just by his demeanor. [34:03] I mean, he would be trying to hide things. [34:05] If he were blocking witnesses or evidence or something like that, you'd be like, oh, [34:08] you're hiding something. [34:09] But otherwise. [34:10] Right. [34:12] He's saying, let him, let him see everything. [34:14] Let him see everything. [34:15] I'll prove whatever you want me to prove. [34:17] Right. [34:18] But Trump is blocking witnesses. [34:21] I don't care. [34:26] Oh. [34:27] But we were saying earlier that if you're blocking something, it shows that you have something [34:32] to hide. [34:33] Didn't Obama hide his birth certificate? [34:35] He did. [34:36] And Trump found that thing. [34:37] And it said he was an American citizen. [34:40] Yeah. [34:41] I know. [34:42] So who's got egg on their face? [34:43] Yeah. [34:44] You know, who has egg on their face? [34:46] Well... [34:47] So what do these supporters see in our impeached president's future? [34:50] They're going to impeach him again. [34:51] Is there going to be another impeachment? [34:52] Probably all the way for five more years. [34:53] Did you feel the impeachment was a distraction? [34:54] Not at all. [34:55] I don't think. [34:56] He's got skin that is about as thick as it gets. [34:59] Donald Trump is... [35:00] Yeah. [35:01] Thick skin. [35:02] Thick skin. [35:03] He gets mad if a celebrity makes fun of him on Twitter. [35:05] Well, the... [35:06] It's good. [35:07] I like his tweetings. [35:08] He should take a victory lap. [35:09] It should have already happened. [35:10] Yeah. [35:11] Yeah. [35:12] What should he do? [35:13] Alan Dershowitz got O.J. off. [35:14] O.J. wrote a book. [35:15] Dershowitz gets Trump off. [35:16] Trump reads a book. [35:17] I mean, he can do whatever he wants. [35:18] Let's say it happens tomorrow. [35:19] Trump beats impeachment. [35:20] Trump can get on to running the country. [35:21] Exactly. [35:22] Like he has been doing for the past three and a half years now. [35:24] I mean, and now with like no impediments, no checks, no balances. [35:26] Exactly. [35:27] They need to have like more restrictions on who can just come up with articles for impeachment [35:29] when nothing's been done. [35:30] Who's in Donald Trump's way of going forward? [35:31] The only thing that happened. [35:32] It's already happened. [35:33] Yeah. [35:34] What should he do? [35:35] What should he do? [35:36] Alan Dershowitz got O.J. off. [35:37] O.J. [35:38] O.J. [35:39] O.J. [35:40] O.J. [35:41] O.J. [35:42] O.J. [35:45] The only people that would be in his way are other Republicans trying to get in office. [35:48] Yeah, he's finally, he's evolved his presidency into a dictatorship that we could all understand. [35:52] Exactly. [35:53] Yeah. [35:54] Wow. [35:56] Do these folks care at all about our president declaring himself absolute ruler? [36:00] I think I might know the answer. [36:02] I don't care. [36:07] Exactly. [36:08] In the era of COVID, social gatherings come with a certain amount of risk. [36:18] But Trump supporters have found safer footing on water. [36:22] So I charted a boat and went to New Jersey, baby. [36:25] The site of a Trump rally on boats. [36:28] While the president himself isn't there, he's shouted out to his beautiful boaters. [36:32] And it's the perfect way for me to get back out into the field. [36:36] To get my sea legs under me, I had to talk to a real deal MAGA yachtsman like Captain [36:41] John of Tom's River. [36:43] Safe social distancing practices meant staging an interview that was not awkward at all. [36:48] We're going to the Donald Trump parade today and rally. [36:52] As we expect over a thousand boats. [36:55] I gotta say, I'm getting a little bit of boat envy here. [36:57] Well, boat envy, penis envy, you know. [37:00] I was making that connection too, yeah. [37:02] Enough land talk. [37:03] I wanted to see just how impressive these beautiful boaters were. [37:07] It is a line of Trump votes as far as the eye can see. [37:11] It really just keeps going. [37:12] It's like an election polling place in a minority district. [37:16] Who are you voting for? [37:18] I can't. [37:29] Must be undecided. [37:30] I'm usually not so worried out on the water. [37:33] But technically, this is an entire armada of Jersey drivers. [37:37] Hey, thank you. [37:38] You too. [37:39] Little history about the area. [37:41] We're here in the Jersey Shore. [37:42] That's the cove where Snooki got fingered. [37:44] And over there is the beach that Chris Christie hogged to himself. [37:49] Make America great again is a weird slogan for an incumbent. [37:57] I'm worried about COVID. [38:01] Boaters absolutely love him. [38:04] And the president loves boating. [38:06] But why? [38:07] Well, because a lot of beautiful women come with the deal, number one. [38:10] And he's always been, loves women, you know. [38:12] That was obvious when I first met him. [38:14] And, you know, as another man, I could tell. [38:16] You could tell. [38:17] There was way of looking at a woman and, you know, [38:19] another disrobing him with your eyes. [38:21] Oh, yeah. [38:22] That's the kind of guy you want in charge. [38:24] I was on his motor yacht down in Atlantic City. [38:27] And he had to throw a party on it. [38:28] And I was, I was a guest on board. [38:30] You were a guest on board. [38:32] It was great. [38:33] Don Johnson was there. [38:34] Robin Leach. [38:35] I mean, it was really a who's who, you know. [38:37] Now, what Trump wife was allowed to be on the boat? [38:39] What Trump mistress and future wife was on the boat? [38:41] Well, I met both of his wives in past years and everything. [38:44] The first one and the second one. [38:46] But I remember the first time I met him, his, his aura came in the room before he did. [38:51] So if you had to rank Trump's energy from a scale of zero to 130,000, what would you rank it at? [38:59] The top of the, you know, top of the spectrum. [39:01] 130,000? [39:02] Yeah, close to it, yeah. [39:03] 140,000? [39:04] These numbers keep going up. [39:05] Yeah, I know. [39:06] But he's, he's that powerful. [39:07] I mean, he's getting bombarded from all sides and he's just standing there. [39:10] He's not flinching. [39:11] Yeah. [39:12] Yeah. [39:13] He's almost, it's almost like he's doing nothing. [39:14] Well, in many ways, you're correct. [39:15] Do you support the basic tenets of the Black Lives Matter movement? [39:21] Oh, okay. [39:24] You understand that systemic racism is something that we all together have to collectively work [39:30] together to dismantle? [39:31] I don't know if they're understanding. [39:35] I'm gonna try something more than speed. [39:37] What's your favorite Bon Jovi song? [39:39] I wonder what the relationship is between number of flags and midlife sexual insecurities. [39:50] One to one? [39:52] If you can't beat them, join them. [39:55] So I used maritime signal flags to speak the beautiful language of the Trumptilla. [40:00] As the day wound down, it was clear the event was a success. [40:06] Of course, the threshold was pretty low. [40:09] I don't think you saw one fire and one thing broke. [40:13] Yeah. [40:14] Or one minority, to be fair. [40:16] Well, not true. [40:17] You look closely, you'll see everybody here. [40:19] You'll see everybody that brought in here. [40:21] It's very diverse. [40:23] I see yachts. [40:24] I see skiffs. [40:25] I see jet skis. [40:27] Sure, the rest of the country is suffering through a historic pandemic and a major economic [40:33] and racial reckoning. [40:34] But out here, for the bare-chested admirals, the jet ski superheroes, and the Frosé pirates, [40:40] there's still only one man suited to be president. [40:43] He doesn't speak like a normal politician, but he talks like a billionaire and a businessman [40:50] out of New York. [40:51] I know a lot of people. [40:52] I mean, because I'm a businessman, I have lots of friends that are very successful business [40:56] and he's really perfect for the job right now. [40:59] Do you think you're speaking from a position of privilege? [41:02] No, not so much as privilege, but just my instinct, again. [41:06] To be clear, your position is on the front of a 50-foot-long yacht. [41:11] Seventy. [41:12] Seventy. [41:13] Yes. [41:14] But you're a common man. [41:15] You might think hours in the hot sun, bouncing on choppy seas, listening to choppy arguments, [41:21] might take its toll on a liberal landlubber like myself. [41:24] You'd be right. [41:29] On the day Donald Trump most likely contracted COVID at an event in the Rose Garden, [41:40] he hosted another slightly different kind of super spreader event, a campaign rally. [41:44] These rallies are a known vector for spreading many of Trump's favorite lies. [41:48] So I traveled to the battleground state of Pennsylvania to see just how many people had caught Trump's version of reality. [41:55] I'm here at a Trump rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. [41:58] We are weeks away from the election, months away from finding out who wins [42:03] and probably about a year away from losing a loved one to the inevitable civil war. [42:07] Let's do this. [42:08] Rambo flag. [42:23] Classic. [42:24] How's it going? [42:26] Mind if I check out some of your stuff? [42:28] Yesterday we did $5,400 in sales. [42:30] What is selling now? [42:31] Is there anything 200,000 deaths later that doesn't quite work as well? [42:36] Not with the Trump stuff. [42:37] It's almost as if the Trump stuff isn't affected by that at all. [42:40] Exactly. [42:41] Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. [42:42] Tell me about these shorts. [42:43] Well, we got the Donald Trump shorts. [42:45] You know, we got a rep president for that. [42:46] You got to be careful. [42:47] Donald Trump that close to your genitals, in a decade he's going to deny he was ever there and countersue. [42:51] Pretty funny. [42:53] When did you get out here to see Donald Trump? [42:55] About 26 hours ago, 10 o'clock yesterday morning. [42:59] So you're going to wait two days to see the president? [43:01] First of all, come on. [43:02] Donald Trump is our first rock star superhero president. [43:08] He's the real-life Tony Stark. [43:10] They should call him President Iron Man. [43:12] Well, Tony Stark gave a shit about science. [43:15] So much excitement in the air. [43:17] So many droplets. [43:19] You feel like people are going to feel this effect for weeks to come. [43:22] Why no mask? [43:23] Frankly, I forgot it in my car. [43:26] I forgot to grab it on the way out. [43:28] Honestly, it's not even for COVID. [43:30] I just think all of the Sharpie fumes are not super healthy for you. [43:33] Probably not. [43:34] When it was still wet. [43:36] What do you think about the whole mask situation right now? [43:39] Are you worried about COVID? [43:41] For me, like me personally, I'm not worried. [43:43] But my dad has underlying health conditions. [43:46] Okay. [43:47] So if he gets it, he's going to be in trouble. [43:49] Why come here and take that risk if your dad has health issues? [43:52] Just to see Trump. [43:53] So it's worth a little bit of risk. [43:57] Yeah. [44:00] Nice flags, man. [44:04] I love them. [44:06] Ha ha. [44:07] Wear a mask. [44:08] Back at it. [44:11] I don't live on dictators like this, douchebag. [44:14] The efficacy of Trump's herd mentality theory was on full display. [44:19] That's America right there. [44:20] That's freedom. [44:21] That's freedom? [44:22] That's freedom. [44:23] Are you excited about the SCOTUS bill? [44:24] Of course I am. [44:25] What are you excited about? [44:26] It's going to fill the court with constitutional loving Americans again. [44:28] That court has been too liberal for too long. [44:30] Really? [44:31] Of course it has. [44:32] You're pro-life. [44:33] Of course. [44:34] It's important for Americans to do whatever they can to protect a human life. [44:37] Yes. [44:38] Why aren't you wearing a mask? [44:39] I mean, again, it's a personal choice, I think. [44:43] If everybody was wearing them and everybody said put a mask on, I would respect everybody's wishes and put it on. [44:48] We're not sheep. [44:49] We're lions. [44:50] You're not sheep. [44:51] But if everybody here was wearing masks. [44:52] If everybody was wearing a butt, again, we're not sheeple. [44:55] You're not sheeple. [44:56] We're not. [44:57] So you're gonna look at what everybody's doing and you're gonna follow along. [44:58] That's it. [44:59] Yeah. [45:00] But not sheeple. [45:02] Not sheeple. [45:03] As the not sheep were bravely running into a tightly packed airplane hangar to see Patient [45:08] Zero, I couldn't help but think of D-Day in the beaches of Normandy. [45:12] Well, I don't know which side they're on. [45:13] As I traced the spread of bullshit, I was fearful for those most vulnerable whose defenses were already compromised. [45:21] About two months before COVID started, somebody put me onto QAnon. [45:27] Great. [45:28] And I believe some of it and I don't believe some of it, but I believe only so much can be a conspiracy. [45:32] I think a lot of it's true. [45:33] You know about QAnon. [45:34] Is there anything you can tell us that I don't know? [45:36] JFK Jr. is still alive. [45:38] What? [45:39] This guy is always behind Trump at the rallies. [45:41] So you're saying JFK Jr. is still alive and spending his time in the background at a Trump rally? [45:47] From QAnon, yes. [45:48] Do you think racism exists in America? [45:50] I do not believe that people hate each other as much as... [45:52] You don't think racism is a problem in America? [45:54] I do not think it's a problem now. [45:56] But there's a potential that JFK Jr. is alive and here at a Trump rally? [45:59] Maybe. [46:00] Hilarious. [46:01] But with just over a month until the voters go to the polls, had the president somehow [46:07] already contaminated Election Day? [46:09] If Biden is elected, you trust the results? [46:13] No. [46:14] No. [46:16] They're cheaters. [46:17] No. [46:18] But if Trump wins, do you trust the results? [46:19] Yes. [46:20] Absolutely. [46:21] I think mail-in ballots is not going to be fair because it leads to fraud and stuff. [46:24] You don't trust mail-in ballots? [46:25] Not at all. [46:26] The president uses mail-in ballots. [46:28] Right. [46:29] Yeah. [46:30] They're going to use mail-in ballots for this upcoming election, right? [46:32] Right. [46:33] But the president himself uses mail-in ballots. [46:35] Oh, he does? [46:36] Where? [46:37] That's how he votes. [46:38] He mails it in. [46:39] That's different. [46:40] That's... [46:41] Yeah, that's different. [46:42] How's it different? [46:43] I don't know. [46:44] I honestly didn't know that. [46:45] I don't even know what you're talking about. [46:46] But you do know it's different. [46:49] After hours in the heavily contaminated parking lot, I wanted to self-quarantine and chill. [46:54] But I still had one burning question. [46:56] Are you in a better place than you were four years ago? [46:58] Absolutely. [46:59] Absolutely. [47:00] Is America a better place than they were four years ago? [47:01] I believe absolutely. [47:02] We have higher unemployment. [47:03] We have 200,000 people dead due to COVID, and we have riots in the streets. [47:07] Yes. [47:08] Let me just tell you this much. [47:09] Yes, I'm doing much better. [47:10] I'm literally making four times as much as I was making when Obama was president. [47:14] What do you do? [47:15] I work for a debt relief company. [47:17] Yeah. [47:19] So now, as a debt relief employee, you make more money under Donald Trump. [47:23] Yeah, I do, yeah. [47:24] Yeah. [47:25] It's good to be a white debt relief collector. [47:28] After an historic 227-year campaign, I found myself at another Trump rally. [47:36] One of three he was having in Pennsylvania that very day. [47:39] And while there was still some of the usual, totally realistic expectations. [47:47] I'm calling 47 states for Trump. [47:49] At this rally in the final week of election season, I noticed something different. [47:53] It was quiet. [47:56] Are people just tired? [47:59] You know, I think people are exhausted. [48:01] Me too. [48:02] And I'm ready to move on. [48:04] I've been to a lot of Trump rallies before, and I have to say this is probably the most subdued rally I've been to. [48:09] It's eerily quiet. [48:11] You can hear a QAnon push notification ding in someone's pocket. [48:16] This was a chance to hear Trump make his final case and, frankly, for MAGA country to do the same. [48:24] It's about the economy. [48:25] He provided jobs. [48:27] When people are working and not out looting and burning cities... [48:30] Historically, this presidency has lost more jobs than any other. [48:33] That's not true. [48:34] It's not true. [48:35] Nope. [48:36] He has not. [48:37] He has not. [48:38] Tony, I need my sheet. [48:39] I'm gonna give you facts. [48:40] Give me facts. [48:41] That fact sheet. [48:42] What's on the fact sheet? [48:43] I'm gonna show you. [48:44] That fact sheet. [48:45] Is that in my car? [48:46] I'm scared. [48:47] We have not had a fact sheet before. [48:48] This is good. [48:49] Oh, really? [48:50] Okay. [48:51] Bring it, bring it. [48:54] I'm bringing it. [48:55] I hope it doesn't have a list of all the dead, because that thing's gonna be huge. [48:57] Okay, jobs added. [48:58] Four million. [48:59] Under Biden and Obama, negative 2.8 million. [49:04] What is the website you're on? [49:05] I don't know. [49:06] You don't know? [49:07] Well, I'll have to Google it. [49:08] Okay, so her friend didn't have the facts. [49:11] But she did have the Zinfandel. [49:13] Let's talk about African American Zindies and all the things he's done for that. [49:17] Great. [49:18] What has he done? [49:19] With the, uh, with the jail thing. [49:21] You know, where he was corrected the, uh... [49:26] You gotta help me out here. [49:28] Tony, come here. [49:29] While I waited for Tony to get her shit together, I wanted to wrap my head around their Hail Mary October surprise. [49:35] And that's Hunter Biden and his, well, I'll just let them explain it. [49:40] You can see on, you know, Fox and One American News about the, uh, the laptop, the Hunter Biden's laptop. [49:47] And then, uh, all the corruption taking money from the different countries. [49:51] You know, from Russia and China. [49:53] Then Joe Biden would do whatever these countries needed. [49:57] Well, what did he do? [49:58] Oh, either what he did or did not do. [50:00] What did he do? [50:01] Well, you have to be determined exactly what he did. [50:04] I saw pedophilia in China, something like that. [50:07] Do you believe it? [50:08] I don't know. [50:10] That's something I have to look into a lot more. [50:13] We see about, like, the Hunter Biden scandal. [50:15] What exactly happened with that? [50:17] I think they found a laptop that had, you know, emails in... [50:19] Who did? [50:20] Um, who was this? [50:21] The FBI. [50:23] They found a laptop with, like, emails and pictures of, you know, Biden talking with, like, Ukraine and China about business deals and stuff like that. [50:29] Which Biden? [50:30] Uh, Hunter Biden. [50:31] Then did something happen? [50:32] They want to push it to get it, you know, get the investigation underway before the election. [50:36] Yeah. [50:37] Well, what's the investigation on? [50:38] It's a laptop. [50:39] About just the laptop and seeing what was on it. [50:40] What was on the laptop? [50:41] I mean, conspiracy theorists would say that it's Joe Biden and Hunter Biden communicating with, you know, outside countries on business deals and stuff like that. [50:49] Are you calling him a conspiracy theorist? [50:51] That's just what he said. [50:52] Right. [50:53] The conspiracy, some people... [50:54] Because, only because it hasn't been proven yet. [50:56] Yeah. [50:57] Make a ton of money and do absolutely nothing except say, hey, you can meet my dad. [51:02] That's a disgusting trait, right? [51:03] To just use your father's name to make money off of that? [51:05] Absolutely. [51:06] Nepotism needs to be looked into big time. [51:09] Yes. [51:10] What do you think about Ivanka? [51:11] Oh, she's so gracious. [51:13] I see Ivanka as someone who is following or creating and enhancing people's lives around jobs and training and whatever causes she has, just like Lady Diana had 20 years ago. [51:26] She had certain causes, AIDS and different things like that that she was involved in. [51:29] Was Lady Diana seeking copyrights in China while she had a position of power? [51:33] I don't know what you're talking about. [51:34] As the horn rang and the masses filed into the last rally, there was a bittersweet feeling in the air. [51:40] Folks are heading on in. [51:42] This is the last chance for them to get unfettered access to the president of the United States. [51:46] After this, it might be through plexiglass. [51:50] Maybe with a telephone. [51:52] If this somber attitude was a reflection of what could happen on election day, are these folks prepared for a world post-Trump? [51:59] Trump could totally win. [52:00] If for some chance he doesn't win, what happens to all of this afterwards? [52:06] Me, personally? [52:08] Sure. [52:09] I will not live under a socialist government. [52:12] And just look up the three red flags. [52:15] On the Biden campaign poster, there's the three red lines. [52:18] Yeah. [52:19] Look it up on Google. [52:20] Well, I think it's an E. [52:22] It's supposed to be an E, but look at the three red flags or three red banners. [52:27] And they mean? [52:29] Communism. [52:30] He stuck communism right there on the flag? [52:32] You got it. [52:33] Really? [52:34] You don't want to be in a place of socialized medicine? [52:35] Nope. [52:36] So where would you go? [52:37] I'm going to look at Costa Rica. [52:38] Costa Rica, which has universal health care. [52:40] Yeah. [52:41] I mean, I'm just, I'm not going to live under socialist rule. [52:43] I don't think Biden's going to make the four years and the camelback? [52:47] Forget it. [52:48] The camelback? [52:49] Who's that? [52:50] Kamala. [52:51] Oh, wow. [52:52] That both mispronounced the name and xenophobic. [52:56] Yeah, absolutely. [52:57] Wow, that's a twofer. [52:58] If they don't take you in Costa Rica, I'm sure Argentina would welcome you and your point of view with open arms. [53:04] So the pitches have been made and the escape routes planned. [53:08] Nothing left to do other than vote your asses off and hope we get the results soon. [53:12] Until then, I'll be hiding out right here. [53:15] Good luck, America. [53:16] Trump's people were gathering. [53:23] So I went to Washington, D.C. [53:25] To the self-proclaimed and self-counted Million MAGA March. [53:28] Where Moms for Trump, MAGA Dads and Free Jazz Instrumentalists for Trump converge to do what exactly? [53:40] We are here to celebrate the winning of Donald Trump. [53:44] Oh, you're four years too late. [53:46] Huh? [53:47] You're four years too late. [53:49] What? [53:50] No, no, no. [53:52] He won this time. [53:54] This time? [53:55] He won. [53:56] It's not the size of the flag that matters. [53:59] It's how many votes you get in the Electoral College system. [54:02] They were here to celebrate the fact that America is a rich, diverse nation with so many different kinds of alleged election fraud. [54:10] There's people that's changing votes. [54:13] Who? [54:14] People across the United States. [54:17] Where did you hear this? [54:18] All over. [54:19] We can't ignore it. [54:20] We're talking about having dead people vote, number one. [54:23] Should Trump have appealed more to the dead person vote? [54:26] Should he appeal? [54:28] We just need fairness. [54:29] To me, the biggest fraud is, unfortunately, the millions of voters that voted for Biden that were brainwashed by the media. [54:40] Does that not stand on your flag? [54:43] It's a big flag. [54:44] Please don't stand on it. [54:46] It's also not an American flag. [54:48] The stars and stripes on it, brother. [54:50] Just appreciate if you don't stand on it. [54:51] It feels like it's mostly Donald Trump obscuring. [54:53] Still, appreciate if you don't stand on it. [54:55] To be honest, if anybody's disrespecting the flag, I think it's the 10-foot-high Donald Trump. [54:59] I have an analogy. [55:00] In the NFL, there's a close play. [55:03] What do they do? [55:04] They review it, right? [55:07] And sometimes it takes them 15 minutes. [55:09] There's delays of the game. [55:10] They got to look at every little technicality. [55:12] Let me do one. [55:13] I got an analogy. [55:14] It's like the NFL. [55:15] There's a game, okay? [55:16] It's the Lions versus the Packers. [55:17] The Lions lose. [55:18] Everybody goes home. [55:19] But the Lions stay on the field, and they say, we didn't lose. [55:22] And everybody's like, well, if you look at the scoreboard, it's like, uh-uh. [55:25] Who didn't lose? [55:26] Who didn't lose? [55:27] Trump. [55:28] But he had less votes. [55:29] Oh, yeah. [55:30] Yeah. [55:31] But you got to take California out of the equation, and he wins the national. [55:34] If you definitely discount certain people, then the numbers add up in your favor. [55:38] Okay. [55:39] For what? [55:40] Want a flag to stop the steal, bro? [55:41] They stole it. [55:43] Stole it blatantly. [55:44] What's the evidence? [55:46] The mail-in ballots, first of all. [55:50] We all know the whole corona was to send the mail-in ballots out to steal the election, [55:55] along with the voting machines are all compromised. [55:58] Wait, wait, wait. [55:59] The corona was created to create- [56:01] The Democrats are working with the Communist Chinese to put Biden in because China has blackmail [56:08] on Joe Biden. [56:09] That is a fact. [56:10] Do you have that on any t-shirt? [56:11] No. [56:12] People are stealing our election. [56:13] It's obvious. [56:14] This is our country. [56:15] People are stealing our election. [56:16] How are they stealing the election? [56:19] Because they're putting voter fraud. [56:20] It's suspicious. [56:21] How are they putting voter fraud? [56:23] Department of Homeland Security said it was the most secure election in America's- [56:26] Who's that? [56:27] That's one guy like you and me, Broseph. [56:28] That's Donald- [56:29] That's one guy like you and me. [56:30] That's Donald Trump's Department of Homeland Security. [56:31] That's excellent. [56:32] And so, because one person says something, that definitely means what it is? [56:35] That's the government. [56:36] And the court, Trump's lawyers said there's no fraud. [56:39] Don't try and twist me, baby. [56:40] I've been in politics for a long time. [56:42] Don't try and twist me, baby. [56:43] You're in politics. [56:44] I am the regional Tea Party chairman of Fredericksburg, baby. [56:46] You're the Tea Party? [56:47] I'm the Tea Party, baby. [56:48] I'm the regional Tea Party chairman of the Fredericksburg region. [56:51] Come on, fake news. [56:52] What you got? [56:53] Go find yourself a safe space. [56:55] We are patriots. [56:56] Let me get this straight. [56:57] You're yelling at me to find a safe space and you have elevated yourself with a megaphone and [57:01] you have a shield. [57:02] They were having trouble facing the reality at hand, though there were occasional signs of progress. [57:07] Something fitting about a U-Haul truck here. [57:09] Yet no one seems to acknowledge that Trump's legal defense is crumbling. [57:13] It doesn't matter, though. [57:14] For these guys, some battles never end. [57:17] What is that? [57:18] Is that Trump? [57:19] That's Trump on a Confederate flag? [57:20] That's a Confederate flag, yeah. [57:22] See that CNN? [57:23] Cold water. [57:24] Cold water. [57:25] Dixie still lives. [57:27] Cold water. [57:28] Buddy, you don't know how to pick a winner. [57:30] You might as well put a Jets hat on. [57:31] If they don't trust this election's narrative, which the rest of the world is seeing, [57:36] what do they trust? [57:37] I trust Trump and what he says and what he knows. [57:40] You know, I don't trust the media that much. [57:42] So the only person you really believe is Donald Trump himself? [57:45] That's not the only person I believe. [57:47] Who else do you believe? [57:48] I mean, ultimately, I believe Jesus is king and I believe the Bible. [57:51] That's like two. [57:52] You got Jesus and Trump. [57:53] No, I trust a lot of people. [57:55] My friends, my family, Tucker Carlson. [57:57] Tucker Carlson, Jesus and Donald Trump. [58:00] And more. [58:01] I could go on and on if you want. [58:02] No, I think I get the picture. [58:04] We used to like Fox. [58:05] We don't like Fox. [58:06] We don't like MSNBC. [58:07] We don't like CBS. [58:08] We don't like any of the fake news channels because they lie all the talk. [58:12] What happened to Fox? [58:13] Was it their COVID coverage that turned you off? [58:15] No. [58:16] What about Hannity? [58:17] I like Hannity. [58:18] Tucker. [58:19] Tucker. [58:20] And Tucker. [58:21] So just two hours every day on Fox News, otherwise it's a complete boycott. [58:22] Yes, absolutely. [58:23] Even Fox wasn't welcome at this Magapalooza, which was feeling less like the peace and love [58:27] of Woodstock and more like the buzzkill at Altima. [58:30] F*** Antifa! [58:31] F*** Antifa! [58:32] F*** Antifa! [58:33] F*** Antifa! [58:34] F*** Antifa! [58:35] F*** Antifa! [58:36] F*** Antifa! [58:37] Signaling the end of an era complete with actual knife violence. [58:39] Are you guys from liberal media? [58:41] I have one word for you. [58:43] You are controlled by the deep state, by the vulnerable government. [58:46] That's like four, five, six words, ten words. [58:48] F*** you. [58:50] That's even two. [58:51] That one's even two. [58:52] F*** you. [58:53] F*** you. [58:54] F*** you. [58:55] F*** you. [58:56] F*** you. [58:57] And I have one word for you. [58:59] F*** you. [59:00] Asylum majority. [59:01] F*** you. [59:02] That's two words. [59:03] F*** you. [59:04] F*** you. [59:05] Can no one in the MAGA world count?