JD Vance: This is what Joy Behar told me during commercial break...

[0:00] THE NEXT WEEK, THANK you. [0:06] IT WAS A BAD. [0:11] LET'S WELCOME SHE HAS THE WILL [0:19] OF A HERO AND COMES IN A SIZE [0:26] ZERO. [0:26] SHE GOES BY ONE NAME LIKE [0:27] MADONNA, SHARE AND SCURVEY. [0:31] THE KENNEDY SAVES THE WORLD [0:32] PODCAST, KENNEDY. [0:33] IT TOOK SEVEN SECRET SERVICE [0:39] AGENTS TWO HOURS TO PAT HIM [0:41] THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE [0:43] UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, J.D. [0:44] VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED [0:54] STATES OF AMERICA, J.D. VANDS. [0:56] I GOT IT. [0:57] I GOT TO SAY, IT WAS PRETTY [0:59] BRAVE OF YOU TO GO ON TO THE [1:01] VIEW. [1:02] WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING AND HOW [1:04] DID IT GO? [1:05] HONESTLY, GREG, I EXPECTED [1:07] THEM TO BE ABSOLUTELY VICIOUS, [1:09] AND THEY WERE ONLY A LITTLE BIT [1:10] VICIOUS. [1:11] IT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT [1:12] WAS GOING TO BE. [1:14] JOY BEHAR EVEN SAID DURING THE [1:15] BREAK, NOT JOKING, SHE SAID, YOU [1:17] KNOW WHAT? [1:18] IT WAS PRETTY GOOD FOR A [1:21] REPUBLICAN. [1:21] I WAS LIKE, WHOA, THAT IS A WAY [1:24] BETTER COMPLIMENT THAN I EXPECTED [1:26] FROM JOY BEHAR. [1:27] I GOT TO SAY, I THOUGHT THAT [1:29] SONNY, THE WOMAN TO MY LEFT, WAS [1:32] GOING TO CALL ME A RACIST. [1:33] IN REALITY, IT WAS WHOOPIE, THE [1:35] WOMAN TO MY RIGHT, WHO CALLED ME [1:37] A RACIST. [1:37] EXPECTATIONS WERE DEFIED. [1:39] YOU KNOW WHY SONNY CAN'T CALL [1:40] YOU A RACIST BECAUSE AS YOU [1:46] KNOW, HER ANCESTORS WERE SLAVE [1:47] OWNERS. [1:48] LOOK IT UP. [1:48] WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP? [1:50] IT WAS ON THAT THING WHERE SHE [1:51] WOULD I MAKE THAT UP? [1:52] IT WAS ON THAT THING WHERE SHE [1:53] WOULD I MAKE THAT UP? [1:54] IT WAS ON THAT THING WHERE SHE [1:55] WOULD I MAKE THAT UP? [1:56] NEVER MIND. [1:57] THE ONE TIME HE SHOULD ASK THE [1:58] BLACK GUY. [1:59] OKAY. [2:00] IT WAS THE ANCESTRY SHOW. [2:01] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING [2:02] ABOUT. [2:03] IT WAS THE ANCESTRY SHOW. [2:04] YES. [2:05] IT WAS. [2:06] AND APPARENTLY HER FAMILY ALSO [2:07] BELIEVED IN FREE LABOR. [2:08] YES. [2:09] WE WANTED TO SEND THIS NEW DEAL, [2:11] VP. [2:12] AND I'M WONDERING, DID WE SIGN THE [2:13] DEAL BECAUSE THE NEW IATOLLA IS [2:15] GAY AND WE WANTED TO FOCUS ON [2:17] PRIDE MONTH? [2:18] THANKS FOR COMING ON. [2:20] I'M SO GLAD YOU AGREE TO DO [2:23] THIS. [2:24] I'M GLAD I DECIDED TO RUIN [2:26] MY POLITICAL CAREER BY SITTING [2:27] HERE FOR AN HOUR. [2:28] I'M GLAD I DECIDED TO RUIN MY [2:31] POLITICAL CAREER BY SITTING HERE [2:32] FOR AN HOUR. [2:33] BUT. [2:34] ALL RIGHT. [2:35] LET ME ASK YOU ANOTHER [2:36] QUESTION. [2:37] THAT WAS JUST A STUPID QUESTION. [2:38] YOU KNOW. [2:39] YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY [2:40] ANSWER THE QUESTIONS. [2:41] I'LL EITHER BE KILLED OR [2:43] UNELECTABLE BECAUSE OF I ANSWER [2:44] THAT QUESTION. [2:45] LOOK, HERE'S A SIMPLE FACT. [2:46] THE REASON WHY WE SIGNED THIS [2:47] DEAL IS BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP DID [2:49] EXACTLY WHAT HE CAME TO DO. [2:50] HE DESTROYED THEIR NUCLEAR [2:51] PROGRAM. [2:52] AND NOW WE HAVE NICE TRUMP. [2:55] YOU CAN HAVE MEAN TRUMP OR YOU [2:56] CAN HAVE NICE TRUMP. [2:57] WHAT HE'S SAYING TO THE [2:58] IRANIANS IS BECAUSE WE CAME WHAT [2:59] WE DETERMINED TO DO, WE ARE [3:01] GOING TO OUTSTRETCH OUR HAND [3:02] AND SAY THAT IF YOU GUYS BEHAVE, [3:04] WE ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY MAKE [3:06] YOU A SUCCESSFUL COUNTRY. [3:07] AND IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE, YOU'RE [3:09] NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING AND [3:10] YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE THIS [3:11] OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN. [3:12] IT'S A CLASSIC TRUMP BARGAIN. [3:14] HE GIVES THESE GUYS A CHOICE [3:16] AND SAYS MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE [3:17] OR MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE. [3:18] FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO [3:20] THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. [3:21] WE ACCOMPLISH WHAT WE SET OUT [3:23] TO ACCOMPLISH AND NOW WE HAVE, [3:25] AS THE PRESIDENT SAYS, ALL THE [3:26] CARDS. [3:27] YEAH, HE COULD BE GOOD COP AND [3:29] BAD COP. [3:31] LIKE I AM IN THE BEDROOM. [3:33] WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME AND [3:35] SAY THAT? [3:36] BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU [3:38] A QUESTION. [3:39] OKAY. [3:40] YEAH, IT'S PRIVATE. [3:43] HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T CAN I [3:44] CUFF YOU. [3:45] SO WHAT DO YOU MAKE? [3:46] ARE YOU HOPEFUL ABOUT THIS NEW [3:47] DEAL? [3:48] I HAVE NOT SEEN IT, HAVE YOU [3:50] GUYS? [3:51] I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. [3:53] I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. [3:55] I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. [3:57] I KNOW WHAT I HOPE FOR AND WHAT [3:59] I HOPE FOR IS FOR AMERICA TO [4:01] WIN. [4:02] I HOPE THAT WE CAN GET OUT AND [4:04] THAT WE CAN STAY OUT. [4:06] I WANT AMERICAN TROOPS TO BE [4:07] SAFE. [4:08] I WANT AMERICANS TO KEEP THEIR [4:10] MONEY. [4:11] THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN [4:12] FOR. [4:13] THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS GOING TO [4:14] CONTINUE TO ROOT FOR IS THE [4:15] UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. [4:16] YES. [4:17] THERE YOU GO. [4:22] AND WHY NOT? [4:23] IT BROUGHT HER LOVE ISLAND. [4:25] LOVE ISLAND IS FILMED IN FIJI. [4:26] IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU NEVER [4:27] LISTEN TO ME. [4:28] I KNOW. [4:29] NO MORE LOVE ISLAND. [4:30] I'M ALSO GLAD YOU BROUGHT IT UP, [4:32] NOT ME. [4:33] YOU BROUGHT IT UP, NOT ME. [4:35] I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT [4:37] UP THE LOW FLOW TOILETS ALSO. [4:40] BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERE'S [4:42] REALLY NOT. [4:43] YOU ACTED LIKE IT WAS A SMALL [4:44] THING, THOUGH. [4:45] THERE'S REALLY NOT ENOUGH [4:47] ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE DAMAGE [4:49] THAT A LOW FLOW TOILETS CAN DO [4:53] EMOTIONALLY. [4:55] YEAH. [4:56] TO MARRIAGES? [4:57] TO A PERSON? [4:58] TO A PERSON? [4:59] WHAT IS THE TOP THREE WORST [5:02] PHONE CALLS YOU CAN MAKE? [5:06] WELL, JUST, KENNEDY, YOU KNOW, [5:11] I LOVED THE LANGUAGE, MEMORANDUM [5:14] OF UNDERSTANDING. [5:15] IT'S LIKE THE TITLE OF A FOREIGN [5:17] FILM AT CON, YOU KNOW, WHERE THE [5:19] TAG LINE IS, SOME AGREEMENTS ARE [5:21] NEVER MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD. [5:22] OH, YES, AND THEY GET A 15 [5:24] MINUTE STANDING OVATION. [5:25] MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING. [5:26] YES. [5:27] YOU OPTIMISTIC? [5:28] I AM OPTIMISTIC BECAUSE I DO [5:31] THINK THAT THIS PRESIDENT SIDES [5:34] ON, SIDES WITH CAPITALISM AND [5:36] ECONOMIC GROWTH. [5:37] AND I THINK IF THERE'S ONE [5:40] LEGACY HE WANTS, IT'S STABILITY [5:42] IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND TO BE ABLE [5:45] TO TURN THE ENTIRE PLACE INTO A [5:47] MASSIVE TRUMP WORLD RESORT. [5:48] WHICH I ALSO CELEBRATE BECAUSE [5:50] I'M HOPING BY BEING ON THE SAME [5:53] SHOW WITH VICE PRESIDENT VANCE THAT [5:55] I GET A DISCOUNT CODE WHEN IT [5:56] OPENS. [5:57] YES. [5:58] WHICH WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE [5:59] AMAZING. [6:00] YEAH. [6:01] AND, YOU KNOW, TO CAT'S POINT. [6:03] IF YOU WANT THE DISCOUNT CODE, [6:05] IT'S TRUMP 2028. [6:06] THAT'S THE DISCOUNT CODE. [6:10] NICE. [6:11] TYRUS. [6:12] GREG. [6:13] HOW ARE YOU? [6:14] PHENOMENAL. [6:15] HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. [6:16] THANK YOU. [6:19] THANK YOU. [6:20] THANK YOU. [6:21] THANK YOU. [6:22] THANK YOU. [6:23] DO YOU CELEBRATE THAT, TYRUS? [6:25] I DON'T CELEBRATE ANY MONTH. [6:27] THERE SHOULD BE NO MONTHS. [6:29] I HATE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. [6:30] I HATE PRIDE MONTH. [6:31] BECAUSE WE ALL ARE HERE 365. [6:33] NO ONE GROUP JUST KICKED ASS IN [6:37] ONE MONTH. [6:38] YEAH. [6:40] SO, YOU KNOW, WE DID IT ALL [6:42] TOGETHER. [6:43] YEAH. [6:44] THERE ISN'T A SHORT MONTH. [6:45] THERE ISN'T A SHORT MONTH [6:47] EXCEPT FOR FEBRUARY. [6:48] WHICH IS OUR MONTH AND THAT'S A [6:50] WHOLE OTHER ARGUMENT. [6:51] I THINK, ONCE AGAIN, THERE'S [6:54] GOING TO BE ANOTHER REASON WHY HE [6:56] DOESN'T GET A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. [6:57] I MEAN, HOW MANY IS HE RACKED [6:58] UP? [6:59] YEAH. [7:00] HE'S GOT MORE PEACE PRIZES THAN [7:01] THE PATRIOTS THAN THE [7:02] SUPER BOWL RINGS. [7:03] HE JUST, THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO [7:05] PICK IT APART. [7:06] THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO CHANGE. [7:08] HE HAS DONE SOMETHING THAT WAS [7:10] NEVER REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE [7:11] EVER ACCOMPLISHED BECAUSE YOU [7:12] NEVER HAD HELP FROM THE OTHER [7:13] SIDE. [7:14] HE HAS THE MIDDLE EAST INVOLVED. [7:15] THEY'RE ACTIVE PARTICIPANTS. [7:17] IT'S NOT JUST ISRAEL. [7:18] THEY'RE NOW INVESTING IN OUR [7:19] COUNTRY. [7:20] YOU GUYS JUST HAD LIKE A HUNDRED [7:21] BILLION-DOLLAR INVESTMENT FROM [7:23] KUWAIT OR KATARH. [7:24] IT'S LIKE 700 BILLION-DOLLAR. [7:26] SORRY. [7:27] SORRY. [7:28] IT'S NOT MATH MONTH. [7:29] GIVE THE MAN HIS DUE. [7:30] WHAT I'M SAYING IS WE'RE SEEING [7:33] ALL THIS INVESTMENT AND ALL THIS [7:35] STUFF IS COMING FROM THIS. [7:37] SO HE'S CLEANING UP THE COUNTRY [7:40] LITERALLY. [7:41] AND HE'S NOT GOING TO GET HIS [7:43] ROSES FROM THE MEDIA. [7:44] EVERYONE'S GOING TO TRY TO FIND [7:46] SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT. [7:47] IRAN, HERE'S THE BEST PART. [7:49] IN ACCEPTING THE DEAL, THE [7:51] FEARLIGHT, THE FEARLIGHT, THE [7:54] LEADER GETS TO COME OUT FROM [7:57] WHEREVER HE'S BEEN HIDING. [7:58] HE NO LONGER HAS TO DO MESSAGES [8:01] FROM A GUY ON A CAMEL, RIDES TO A [8:03] GUY ON A GOAT WHO THEN GOES TO A [8:05] GUY ON AN ARMADILLO BECAUSE HE [8:07] CAN'T STICK HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS [8:08] HOUSE BECAUSE HE WILL GET BLOWN [8:10] OUT FABULOUSLY BECAUSE IT'S [8:11] PRIDE MONTH. [8:12] YEAH. [8:14] SO NOW THEY GET TO COME OUT AND [8:19] SEE A LITTLE BIT OF FRESH AIR. [8:21] BUT THE THING IS, ONCE YOU'RE [8:23] OUT, ALL EYES WILL BE ON YOU. [8:25] AND IRAN WILL NEED TO MAKE ALL [8:27] THE RIGHT MOVES BECAUSE IF NOT, [8:28] HE'S GOING TO MAKE THE NEXT [8:30] GAY AYATOLLA UP. [8:31] YEAH. [8:32] I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A [8:34] GREAT, I THINK IT'S A GREAT THING [8:35] TO BE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW AND [8:37] OTHER PLACES. [8:38] HE'S GIVING PLACES THAT HAVEN'T [8:40] HAD HOPE IN GENERATIONS. [8:41] THERE MIGHT BE, THE NEXT [8:42] GENERATIONS OF IRANIAN CHILDREN [8:43] THAT WILL BE BORN MIGHT HAVE AN [8:44] OPPORTUNITY TO BE FREE. [8:45] ALL RIGHT. [8:46] AND I THINK THAT'S AN [8:48] AMAZING THING. [8:49] ALL RIGHT.