Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer — The Tim Dillon Show #506

[00:00:00] Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dillon show uh hope all of you are enjoying your summer we have one month left um and then it will be over and then it ends and then you are back into the hellish grind many of you are still there right now actually i don't know why i'm even saying that many of you are still in that hellish grind really truly many of you were there and this summer means nothing the summer means nothing to most people unless this summer meant nothing to me for many years until i had a little bit of money um and this summer means a lot when you're a kid and then nothing again until you have a dollar it's true when you're young it's like summer matters great i'm out of school it's a beautiful day i'm going to the beach and then summer just becomes hellish and hot and then if you don't have the resources to enjoy it and you don't live by a body of water and the body of water you live by is you know it's like it's not swimmable because a lot of people live by a body of water it's like a stagnant pond with brain-eating amoeba and it's like the dumping ground of the key you know the local chemical company you know so summer then just it just becomes hot i remember for years summer was just unbearably hot and miserable and you would sit in your car and you would stick to the leather and i remember one summer many years ago burger king came out with the bacon sundae get that up there was a bacon sundae and it wasn't good uh and it came out and they had it one year during the summer and it was a sundae with the bacon on it vanilla soft serve hot fudge caramel bacon crumbles and a full strip of bacon released in june 2012 for 249. the 510 calorie treat was part of the summer barbecue promotional menu before being quickly discontinued and it was 2012 and it was hot and they gave you the bacon sundae it was a sundae with a full strip of bacon on it you'd eat it in your car and that's you know now the summer is a lot of rage bait meaning like uh you know the people places like nantucket or out in the hamptons people the amount of money that it costs to be involved to any degree in those places is um offensive to people and you know the new thing is the food markets like everybody's obsessed with these food markets that have like a 400 melon or you know in california air one had a 19 strawberry these are stupid things that are designed to get publicity and illicit rage from people from people i get it people are like hey i can't fill in the blank feed my kid and somebody's having one strawberry for 19 and none of these things are real you know like they are real they exist but they're kind of designed to get publicity to make people mad and and then that then these things go viral and then people find out about these places yeah melon a musk melon selling it to hampton's grocery store for 400 and i guess it's like some japanese melon and people and my friend had it actually i had a bite of it's whatever it's a melon melons suck and and there's a backlash an understandable backlash against this type of consumption they call it conspicuous consumption people that you know people talking about the status of going to this grocery store and spending this amount of money on lobster salad and dah dah dah dah and that's why i feel like the vibes in new york city are a lot better than the vibes out east on long island um because there's been a turn mom donny is the mayor he's very popular uh the young folks are going to the left and they look at the hampas and they kind of go uh yuck and to their to their credit and to to give credit where credit is due the the silliness of people running around all these high-end grocery stores trying to best each other um the the lines that you know how long the line is to get something and really overpriced mediocre which is what a lot of it is and the status of saying you did it and that influencer culture of showing people you did it it is a direct contradiction to the way people behaved with money for many many years in this country which is they tried to chill they tried to be a little quiet about having some money now these people are they're they're they're basically going cut off my head they're tempting you they're going cut off my head i want my head cut off i'm taking caviar and i'm putting it on a potato chip and then i'm eating it through my ass not even my mouth i have ass there's food for my ass and they're they're tempting you they're going come and lob my head off and watch it roll down the street like a bowling ball chill it out calm it down people are angry out there they're hot under the collar understandably so stop advertising how much you spend on bullshit and the influencer culture which infects everything it's like a disease with no uh no treatment really the only way to treat it is to line them up and kill them and i'm not for that but you know nantucket just banned all these influencers because they go into the restaurant they start tick-tocking they start doing all this and the people go hey man you're ruining the experience of people we don't want you in here we don't want you behaving like this and and what are you going to do so you could ban them or you you you can line them up and kill them to make a point but a lot of these businesses are depending on these people that run in there with the phone and go now i'll post every now and then a few photos from a restaurant i go this is a good restaurant you know i i i think that's a nice thing to do i don't have a you know i have a million followers whatever but it's like that's not my job my friend has a restaurant in sag harbor it's very good i put it on instagram i go go here it's good but this is not my job day in and day out going and reviewing places and sticking a phone in the face of the people that work there some poor waiter or waitress who's doing their job and then you're sticking a phone in their face going tell me what's going on people have had enough of this yeah our influencers barred from this nantucket shop the store owner said no influencer sign was meant to be tongue-in-cheek and it spurred a heated debate here's what people are getting sick of they're getting sick of this constant need that the way people behave now it when people have a phone in their hand it's like they they they they have the license to behave like a monster they could run in the kitchen they can start filming people in the restaurant without their consent they can start doing this weird thing where they start lighting the food at the table and building a whole production studio at the table to light a dish of scallops like the this is this is a absurd behavior it's obscene and then this little this uh faustian bargain was like well the restaurant gets business from these people that invade the restaurant with their antics but a lot of people are going hey man this is like not cool whatever you're doing whatever your job is and i'm not trying to hate on the way people make a living but if your job involves ruining people's experience and they're in their night and you're running around with your phone and you're acting like a monster people have the right to say hey you know what we don't want in here people who are acting like monsters is that okay can you for a minute in for a minute consider that you're in an establishment with other people can you for a minute consider that there's other people in the grocery store where you're deciding to film your video can you for one second consider there's a man cheating on his wife at the table next to you and he's having sex with someone and he enjoys her more than his wife he's not divorcing his wife because obviously he would get taken to the cleaners he's in the wrong and he doesn't want to lose all of his money he just wants to have a quiet night with his 25 year old secretary and you're there reviewing the fucking risotto and he's about to get fucked his life's about to fall apart because you cannot keep your camera off people people people's behavior in public right now is out of control there's no way to justify it it is a culture where everybody is behaving yeah this was many years you know this was a while ago um or not that long ago actually law partner court canoodling with younger associate in central park could lose millions as lucrative offer reneged people so here's what i'm telling you is coming here's what's coming do you want to know what the the new luxury item in our country is going to be it's not going to be a melon it's not going to be lobster salad which whatever it's like fine lobster salad's good but enough already cut it out you're you're telling people come cut off my head cut off my head and rape my dead body that's not nice do you want people taking turns on your dead body after they've lobbed off your head no here's a new luxury item in the country privacy privacy is going to be the new luxury item in america people are going to spend all their money to get away from the sea of cameras and and and and and and and people that are foaming at the mouth running around filming people without their consent running into businesses making content in these businesses day in and day out and listen i've done comedy sketches i've done man on the street all that stuff i'm not saying that it shouldn't be able to happen but this new thing where people day in and day out every moment of the day are are filming people and filming in places and and destroying everybody else's experience it is it is it is gross and they're capturing people on camera in private situations so this is what it's going to be it's going to be people are going to just want and pay for privacy so these no phones clubs that are all over the place now these private clubs where people go you can't bring in your phone and these these there's going to be no phone restaurants i'm telling you it's coming there this is all going to happen they're going to be like no filming in the grocery store leave us alone because just the trade-off is like well don't you want publicity for your business you know yeah yes and no if if we got to get it like this i don't know if we want it if this is how we're going to get publicity you know i don't know if we want it because you know the people that are here are disturbed and they don't want to be here anymore they don't want to be here anymore because of of the behavior and there's not only this group of influencers that that have a lot of money doing this there are people that are now trying to become them so it's an endless sea of people that take their phones out and start broadcasting to the world what they are doing where they are what they are consuming why or why not i wait until i am done before i trash a place i come here and i trash it and yes i do it publicly and people listen to it but i don't trash it while i'm there i come here after i've had a meal that i've hated or i've met with someone i disliked or i had an experience that i found off-putting and then i come here and i trash it artfully for a living but i'm not i don't do it while i'm there have a little decency for christ have some sense so what's going to happen um the married law partner caught in a steamy smooch fest with a much younger associate in central park could lose tens of millions of dollars after a lucrative job offer was reportedly rescinded hot shot attorney nathaniel color 10 45 likely makes at least 4 million as a partner at the white shoe law firm watchel lipton rosen and cats he was placed on leave amid an investigation into the viral canoodling clip now by the way the guy wasn't defrauding anyone he wasn't uh acting inappropriately at work he was not he was making out with someone in central park or a park was it central park i think it was yeah so what it was legal so what oh it was immoral he has a wife who gives a what business is it of yours i don't understand so this guy's put on leave from his job get a room some tick tocker so this is the thing now man people this is people are going to start getting killed tick tockers are going to start getting killed people are going to start killing people that are filming them without their consent the new luxury item in the country is privacy um finding people behaving badly filming people that have had a little bit to drink filming people that are making out filming people that are doing all this stuff is going to have a real negative impact on their life and people are just going to create environments where they can can go where they know they are not being filmed and their activities are not being uploaded to the world and that's completely reasonable by the way it's completely reasonable and the backlash and the reason because listen the hamptons i never went as a kid i i my parents we grew up on a very different part of long island you've all heard many of the stories where i grew up none of it had to do with the hamptons um but the the school taxes in the hamptons are pretty low there are no schools summer community for me it's very pretty area the food's decent i know long island i have a lot of friends and family that live in new york i can get into new york city and do shows and then go out that's why i lived it was never aspirational i was never like i need to live there i barely participated what goes on out there i go to a few dinners a year i went to one last night very sweet people very nice very liberal you know you're sitting in there a hundred million dollar house they're very liberal they're you know everyone's race don't you think everyone's racist everyone's so racist and you're like all right all right enough enough enough you're in a house that's a good 40 000 square feet or whatever 30 000 something crazy and they're lovely people and i love them and it's very sweet to invite me and and order food from the local mexican restaurant and put it out that was very sweet um i you know perhaps i'd imagine some other type of cuisine uh a chef or whatever it doesn't matter because i get it it's me and they're like it'll be fine here's some here's some guacamole pig enough um and then they ask you why america is so racist or whatever i don't know you know so they're they're beautiful they're lovely people a little out of touch little out of touch nice kids nice people one of the kids goes yo finance is like i've realized it's he doesn't talk like that but he i'm disguising his but he's like it's a lot of nepotism finance is like a lot of nepotism it's like a big club of people that like know each other and invest in each other's i'm like right right interesting you've found that out now have you um but they're sweet people they're very nice you know what i mean and i'm very grateful to them so i do a few of those things a year very few because people you know it's not you become a pet for people the thing about the hampsons is you're a pet you become like a pet you become like a little a thing they buy get at the market it's like you're a comedian and uh you know some political people so it's like they buy you you're like next to the melon so they take there's the melon for four hunch and then you you're much cheaper your mexican food a takeout that they throw on a thing and they pick you up and they and then you're you're like a little toy a la boo boo and that you come in for the evening and they just like kind of you know pepper you with questions and they go so do you think it'll be jd's answer marco rubio um and it's fine i do a few times a year i do that and i have some young friends out there that you know that i will hang out with occasionally and so but but the the reason that people are turning on that area and the reason people hate it and the reason that the vibes in new york have been a lot better especially since the next one is because people are just tired of the grotesque display of vulgarity and that's usually for many years the hamsters was low it was like more lo-fi more chill more relaxed people did not behave like that people drove old beat up cars they went to the beach it was a pretty area and and and and and the way that it's become los angeles or miami and the disgusting culture out there has you know has made people turn on it and you should not like it it shouldn't be um uh uh an aspirational thing um in the sense listen it's a beautiful place to live i like i like where i live for sure but it's so expensive it's so silly the there's a childish quality to what's happening which is like people going to grocery stores you know the thing about other places say what you want about the cape or martin's vineyard or whatever people are sailing and they're doing things you go to the kennedy compound they're they're sailing yeah sure are they cursed sure whatever you know do they die all the time yeah but they're doing things that are masculine things they're they're sailing and they're swimming and they're out there and doing that and the hamptons is kind of that's not really the vibe it's just a bunch of people like sitting in a humid backyard complaining and which which i fit into it's fine but it the people are turning on it and there's an anger and it's justifiable and part of it is because people you know really the behavior of people is is is making these things less desirable you go i don't want to be around people i hate to say it i love gusto when you run a small business you don't have to just do the job you're also hiring the manager the payroll department and the benefits team usually all before lunch gusto takes a few of those off your plate gusto is an online payroll and benefit software built for small businesses it's an all-in-one remote friendly incredibly easy to use so you can pay higher on board and support your team from anywhere automatic payroll tax filing simple direct deposits health benefits commuter benefits try gusto today at gusto.com dylan and get 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there's something wrong with them no no no there might be something wrong with us because how many times do you leave your house and you're sitting somewhere or you're out you're walking you're doing whatever and you go i don't need to be here this was a mistake this was a mistake you see someone filming a pork chop and you go i don't need to be here i'd rather be home and the tech people love that and it's all a big doom loop because the tech people give you the technology to behave like a monster out in public which forces people to go i don't want to be in public and then those people go home and then the tech people have the technology for them to just be at home so this is what's coming what's coming is we're going to live in a in a world where people are voluntarily taking themselves out of society walling themselves off in whatever place they can be and not going out as much and they're going to be hermits and it's going to be justified because someone's going to film the making out with someone in central park and they're going to lose their job or you're just going to be in some grocery store and and you know when someone when you saw someone talking to themselves years ago it meant they were a schizophrenic and you just walked the other way and in the downtown of many of our american cities that's still the case you see someone talking to themselves loudly you go okay i'll walk down another block or i'll just note that there is schizophrenic now it is it is commonplace for someone to be speaking to their phone in a place they're talking to themselves they're they're in the they're in an aisle of a grocery store and they're holding up something and they're going you gotta get these chips these are the best and you go you know what is this what is this what's happening here and this is people's jobs that's their job so i you know but their job involves ruining the experience of being in public for other people that's their job they go i wherever i go i try to destroy it i ruin it that's what i do and then i put it on the internet and then the worst people in the world go i need this thing i need it i must go to it hey who am i i'm the worst person in the world let me call a friend of mine hi are you a stupid con you know it what are you doing you wanna i'm worst person in the world and you're a stupid con do you want to go to the and try to get the thing we just saw well only if there's going to be a lot of worse people in the world they're in stupid cunts oh it'll all be the worst people in the world and stupid cons well it sounds good to me that's what's happening you're attracting this element of people that like is like you could just see them you could feel them they're like a pulsating energy they want to be near the thing these are the people that need to be like caged okay they're the people that like want to be near the thing they saw i need that thing i saw you're supposed to get over this when you're 17 that's why the lines outside of these frozen yogurt places in new york are are insane because younger people go i need the thing i just saw and they get on the line and they wait for an hour to get frozen yogurt and it's like whatever it's mediocre frozen who gives a frozen yogurt with olive oil on it what do we do fine but they wait for an hour but if you don't outgrow that like if your life doesn't acquire more depth as you get older it's a sad thing if you still need to be the person who needs to get the thing they just saw i need to be near the thing i need to be near it i need to tell people i'm near the thing i'm alive and my life has value don't you know don't you know my life has value i'm i'm near the thing and that's the type of we're creating that world those are the people that influencers are these are the people that stand in line for uh you know seven months to get a pancake these are the people that do whatever and i'm a big fan of restaurants and i plug restaurants all the time i'll take a photo of a food and i'll go this place rocks you know what i mean but that's where it ends that's where it ends quick photo doesn't disturb anybody and i don't do it a lot but that's where it ends i don't you stop making a documentary about french toast it's not right and it and it drives the culture in this really grotesque direction where every single thing is about marketing that's the thing i have no beef with taylor swift but you know what a lot of taylor swift you know she's talented yeah whatever she's fine it's great what do you want from me um the my what was very interesting is her fans would tell me they'd be like she's so good at marketing it was like this has become such a part of our culture now everything's about marketing everything's some version of a scam and people know they're being scammed and they like it and they just admire the scam there's no genuine something being good it's something that's shoved down your throat and you you you will you will crave uh that and you will admire the techniques they used in which to shove said product or experience down your throat and and you that's what i was amazed when they were talking about taylor swift they go she's such a good marketer she's such a good business woman and that was the way that people described her i thought that was like strange i'm like what about the music and they were like yeah yeah that's great we love that but but more importantly she was a good marketer and a good business woman and that's just the area that we're in so there is a backlash against that culture it's gotten to a point now where i think people are now withdrawing and they're right i'm against withdrawing i think you should be out there with people i think you should be integrated into the world i think you should talk to people you disagree with and meet different people and meet different cultures i'm all for that but now i understand why people are withdrawing from the world and they go i don't want to be out if people are going to act like this i don't want to be out if everything costs so much money for the sake of it the point is that it's overpriced the point is that you're offended the point is that it's exclusionary it's not it has no bearing on reality it's not based on value it's just completely rage bait and anger and it's built on this idea that the more attention you get the better it is no matter what and i think a lot of people just say to themselves i don't want to be around the people that need to be near the thing i don't want to be around those people they're exhausting the people that cannot live if they are not by the thing they are not near the thing that's happening that they saw on the internet that they have to be a part of i need to be a part of it and the privacy thing is real and this poor fuck whatever not poor fuck he's a rich lawyer whatever but here's the thing now everyone's like this guy he's a lawyer whatever he's rich he's hooking up with a younger girl whatever reason people have decided to hate him i'm sure but he didn't do anything wrong at work from what i know he's put on administrative leave because some tick tock goes viral and i'm telling you privacy will become the new luxury item in society and you're going to pay not only to be outside of the the public who's just trying to film everything everybody does for their own content for their own survival for their own living and then you're also going to try to opt out of surveillance because we're going to be living in an area where flock cameras are uh the thing and you know the surveillance is going to get increasingly integrated into your daily life another thing they said at the party it's just funny sweet people about fauci they're like let's just move on from fauci but here's the thing a lot yeah chilling map shows where more than 117 000 surveillance cameras are hiding in the us is your hometown being watched everybody's going to be on the grid in a big way and it's coming and um you're going to do so i'm i'm here to tell you right now if you withdraw from society and become a hermit not only do i not judge you i may join you i think you are correct because of the way people are behaving saying no i'm not going out i don't want to be out i don't want to spend the money it's nothing's as good as its soul to me it nothing feels great i go out traffic to places is terrible now just stay in your head the oceans are gross they are poisoned they have bacteria they have sewage the oceans are over by the way hashtag oceans are over party i want you to get up this kid saving this other kid because i want to comment about this in laguna beach but you are right to not leave your home you are correct i'm telling you and i wouldn't have said that a while ago but now i believe that i believe that there's a real argument for why you should not leave your house so now here's a lifeguard a young lifeguard and he saved this kid and he's being invited to the white house because you know whatever he saved the kid now by the way i was a lifeguard for many years never invited to the white house never really saved anyone no one needed to be saved i worked at a pool it was not the beach i worked at the beach for a little bit very briefly before the end um and you know here's the thing listen i respect what the kid did but he's a lifeguard he's doing his job and i'm a little sick of people getting a pat on the back for doing their job quite frankly i don't care that he's 16 and i don't care that he saved anyone's life he's doing a job and he did it well and i think we're sending the wrong message to people when they do their job that we need to [00:34:17] Speaker 2: make a big deal about it but let's watch it this is a very young lifeguard and if you haven't seen this video it is not a stretch to say that this was a dramatic rescue considering especially that the lifeguard who is fighting for that kid's life is just 16 years old himself now this is at seabright beach in santa cruz over the weekend the man who took this video says the lifeguard rushed into the water when a young boy about 10 was overwhelmed by wave where are the other lifeguards keep going just to hold on to the boy and tries to drag him to shore while also getting pummeled by the waves himself other swimmers try to help while another lifeguard makes his way to the tube scott van der dusen the witness who got this video says conditions changed shockingly fast the waves so [00:35:06] Speaker 1: this guy was just filming two people die by the way he should be at the white house trump is more aligned with this guy's values than the kid who saved the other kid so this guy is filming these two children die the one one lifeguard saving this kid and this guy scott van der dusen is standing there on a beach filming it and trying not to help that is the american way you sir should be brought to the white house you did the more important thing you weren't the quote unquote hero but you documented your and by the way if they didn't survive he would have filmed the death because that's what he's out there doing he's out there just filming shit he's got the phone out and he's filming it they were those that lifeguard and and the kid it is dramatic they could have easily been swept out to shore could have went bad and it does this guy run to the thing to help him no he does the more important thing he stands on the beach and films them and he goes yep they may die they may die let's uh let's see this they may die it's either going to uh be uh a real heroic situation or they might die but either way i've got uh i've got a great vantage point of which to film [00:36:34] Speaker 3: this let's see what this bum says waves were really i wouldn't say they were tranquil but they were what you would expect and normal cadence and normal intensity and then that just changed and it changed in a heartbeat and it caught a lot of people off guard unfortunately this young man was not you [00:36:58] Speaker 1: you weren't caught off guard you were filming it because this man was overwhelmed and the only thing i could do is take out my phone the only thing i could think to do in that overwhelming time was to take out my phone and film this child die that's all i could think of here keep going this fed people [00:37:17] Speaker 3: like this fascinate me all right yeah i'm glad it ended the way that it did i'm certain that if the lifeguards weren't there uh he went to gone home that night right and and you go yeah it's just what [00:37:30] Speaker 1: it is i would have filmed to death i would it would have been a snuff film i was filming stuff i'm just going to filming snuff films on the beach i'm scott vanderdusen i'm out here filming people die on the beach if i see someone dying on a beach i get the phone right out now by the way it's it's uh it's fine you know it all and all's well that ends well right but the lifeguard was doing his job the the guy that took out the camera is actually providing the more the better service because we would not have known about any of this i guess if we didn't have him filming so just decide who in the group is going to try to be the hero and who's going to film it easy easy it just just just when you when you're out with your boys or your gals when you're out in town just go if something pops off who's going to film this who's going to run into the 911 the burning building and who's going to film it who's going to just who's who here let's just let's get to the core of who everybody is immediately and decide who's going to film i'm not i'm going to do neither but i'm not running into the building i'm not going to film it i need to just observe it so i can talk about it later that's my job that sorry that's my skill set i'm going to do a point by point breakdown of it and that's going to matter because history matters and we need to know the things that happen someone will film it and then someone 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the week and now miriam adelson pays tribute to lindsey graham and tells the story of taking him to israel as a freshman congressman can you imagine we're going to play this for you but can you imagine lindsey graham's first trip to israel as a freshman congressman how naughty it was can you imagine the fun that man had he spent his entire life trying to recapture the fun of freshman congressman week in israel sponsored by miriam adelson well you could just do anything you want in israel he probably had so much fun and good for him i don't have a problem with that it's all the killing he did after that i don't love but let's listen to miriam adelson another friend of the show lovely woman who um is speaking about lindsey graham who's uh she purchased him many years ago and brought him to israel and probably um it was been it's been a good investment um i'm sure she's unhappy that he's no longer with us but she got a lot of years out of lindsey graham she bought him young and uh she got a lot of years out of him and that's all you can ask for really is he was durable i'm sure she wanted a few more but here it is miriam adelson talking about lindsey graham who she bought many many years ago and and had in her collection for a long time and sadly laid him to rest [00:43:30] Speaker 4: recently here she is dr miriam edelson we were very close friends yes of lindsey sheldo we met him in 1990 approximately uh there was a mission of apac and we took freshman congressman [00:43:50] Speaker 1: republican uh to israel here's the thing stop it for a minute here's the thing about super villains they're they're just they're very likable this is the thing about liberals they're not likable no matter how hard they try they just can't leftists can be likable but the the libs they're just so hard they're they're they're it is very difficult they they are condescending they're patronizing there's something about a super villain like i'm against miriam adelson's aims i don't like the things she does obviously like that's obvious but there's just something about her if you were to have a lunch or a dinner with her she'd be so much more fun than like a gender studies professor at columbia like miriam adelson would just be so much fun because she is a super villain and she likes it she likes it she likes it she actually enjoys her life and and she enjoys it she likes it it's not she's not this doesn't feel like this feels like a labor of love buying us politicians and getting them to support whatever israel wants to do it feels like a labor of love with her again i don't think it's particularly good for israel for america for anyone but there's just something about her personally it's infectious she has a kind of an infectious passion let's let's [00:45:26] Speaker 4: keep listening to her so we and sheldon and me and another two partners of sheldon uh paid for the trip donated it to apac educational group something like that something whatever um and then we met lindsey yes and i want to tell you i as a physician yes i love to see the brain interesting and the eyes yes are our brain yes and they were so pure and blue yes and what what i mean you could thinking about pp's what he's thinking about he was thinking about penises so honest with integrity yes integrity and honest that's the way i would describe with him and the relationship continued for years as we've mentioned [00:46:18] Speaker 1: it yes i just sent a dominatrix to his home and we met lindsey and i look in his eyes and go you want to be dominated by man yes and we send the dominatrix me and sheldon we you know we pay for it donate the dominatrix to lindsey to his home to come to see him and the dominatrix of course a dress like a regular person when they knock on the door you know oh i'm delivering the pizza what not i uh i'm here for the fedex i have package and then the dominatrix gets out and they tie lindsey up and they make him go on fours like dog and it's amazing and we donate that to lindsey we donate dominatrix to [00:47:07] Speaker 4: lindsey i talked today with his secretary betty and i asked her tell me more about the relationship she was telling me every day there was not a day the children talk with lindsey oh they they were talked about israel yes lindsey gave him advice seldon gave him advice what else did they talk about [00:47:28] Speaker 1: anything else they talk about israel every day and you know they would talk about many things like israel and also you but that was mainly it but it's every day it's beautiful friendship they have to oh that's the end of it that's it well miriam adelson you know listen she loves she it's a labor of love it's a labor of love um i want to watch because i i want to watch this um storming of a beach in spain and i i only recently became aware of this but i this is a uh these are migrants and apparently some people are suggesting uh insane footage from the moroccan border with spain thousands of migrants are gathering at the border this is exactly what spanish prime minister sanchez was aiming for so there are people that are accusing this of being orchestrated to a degree i know nothing about this by the way so i'm not going to comment on any and any of whether that's happening i do know migration is the biggest issue in europe and i do know that migration is largely driven by foreign policy decisions made by the united states and western powers not all not all migration but a lot of the destabilization of these countries was because we toppled governments and and inspired coups and and and the the resulting civil wars and displacement um sent a lot of people flooding through europe however there's other issues climate and stuff like that it causes people to leave their place of residence their homes and to seek shelter in a country with more infrastructure and more money and some of those people i'm sure are lovely and some of them are not and sorting that out it's not easy but it is the biggest issue in the world for sure um spanish politicians commentators accuse israel of stirring chaos over this migration crisis israeli diplomat danny dannin and spanish transport minister oscar puente exchange barbs over how do you pronounce it suta suta i think it's suta exchange barbs over suta migration claims while spanish commentators accuse israel of seeking revenge against madrid over its gaza policy diplomatic tensions between spain and israel over the gaza war have increasingly spilled onto social media where the migration crisis in spain's north african enclave of suta emerging as the latest flashpoint after an exchange of barbs between the israeli u.n ambassador and spanish transport minister oscar puente dannin accused spain of reportedly criticizing israel while declaring state of emergency in suta over a migration crisis spain which never misses an opportunity to lecture israel has declared a state of emergency in suta following the crisis over its immigration policy um so they are they are people saying that israel somehow put it got these people into boats i think that's what they're saying yeah they they were just like here are the boats go over there listen i mean i don't know what went on but it does seem like a lot of people just getting in boats i don't know if it's israel but hold on let's let's see this because i don't even know what's happening so this was just they were at a beach everybody's at a beach and then all the do we have the full video where like all these boats just show up uh there's a couple videos there's a couple of videos but these are from these are moroccans yeah and they land on the beach in spain and i guess they're going to flood through spain and then you're going to demand like you know asylum and then they'll get some money yeah let's watch this video [00:51:26] Speaker 5: just get an idea of what's happening [00:51:47] Speaker 1: i i this whole thing is very difficult for me to understand i'm trying to if there is there another video do they show up in boats i guess they show up in boats right because they're coming from the [00:51:57] Speaker 6: water i don't think it's necessarily boats i think there's well what are they doing swimming i think [00:52:02] Speaker 1: they're walking over the coast oh it's a border yes and they're walking over yes you can see what okay so again thousands of migrants crossing from morocco into spain the morocco is not really a super poor country right i don't think it's a poor country so i don't know what's going on and i don't and i guess there's theories that somehow this israel punishing spain but i don't even know how that would hundreds of migrants storm and the people in spain are accusing israel of this some spanish politicians hundreds of migrants stormed second spain enclave as shots fired on border after 60 000 breach eu territory in 24 hours 60 000 is a lot of people that's a lot of people the migrants made the dangerous passage from morocco to the two european territories on thursday as they swarm the beaches by sea and land okay so some did come by sea thousands well by the way okay so i listen i'm i need to educate myself more on this before i really speak on it this specific thing but i will tell you this um this won't end this is the dominant story for the vast majority of our adult lives meaning like this migration will not go away i don't you know you can't say that israel does every single thing in the world they do a ton of things i disagree with um i and i don't know what happened here but what i will say is that the idea that people are going to come into europe and demand to live there and demand money um and demand to have asylum refugee status whether that's valid or not this is not going to end a lot of people feel that this is the justifiable uh you know reconquering of these lands because they were carved up by colonial powers years ago um that these were colonial powers and they carved up the middle east and things like that and now this is what you get for that of course those people don't understand that there were there's many examples in history of barbarism of one group of people colonizing another of one group of people enslaving another this is not only western colonial powers this is the history of the world but that's a lot less fun and it's very it's very messy and difficult and and it has a complexity to it that doesn't allow people to squeeze it into the kind of modern current narrative which is that the only fault of the world is largely uh that white european colonial powers have subjugated enslaved dominated other races and other groups of people but you can find examples of that all over the world Muslims have taken slaves some countries still have slaves um there's barbarism on the continent of Africa there's been barbarism between china and japan you could go back to the ottoman empire the persians you know it's whatever you could go all over the world and find examples of all these different things and but this is people don't make no mistake people people some people are kind of okay with this some people are kind of okay with it they don't really care they go good for them that's kind of the attitude when when people like storm a country people kind of go good for them they go yeah it good for them they're they're they're getting theirs but of course the world that comes from this is not a world anyone wants to live in it's a world of violence it's a world of surveillance it's a world of chaos nobody wants to live in that i guess or people just don't care they're they're mad that they can't afford a 400 melon which no one should be eating because they suck but apparently people are they will tolerate this level of chaos they just don't care and they go they go good so i'll i'll figure out more i mean i don't know that i'll know but i just you know i i there's got to be some understanding here that this won't work here's my thesis this won't work it's not going to happen you can't have thousands of people storming into countries that have existed for a long time their cultures are well established the cultural norms are established their economies many of them are stagnating or at least they're in a state of flux they're transforming a lot of these countries don't have a manufacturing sector they don't have an industrial base a lot of these economies are i wouldn't quite say failing some of them are certainly failing but a lot of them are stagnating and the middle classes of those countries are evaporating and i'm speaking about our own by the way as well and the idea that you can just ship people in from all over the world or have these people basically show up and then go tell everyone that's concerned about it to shut up is not going to work this is not going to work running the world like this is not going to work and the power structure that tells people that they can't have an opinion about this or that they like and listen here's the thing it's just going to be the scene of like migrants are going to be running through the streets and there's just going to be people at a cafe and they're gonna they're gonna just have to like they're gonna have to remember what good people they are when the migrants are running to the street you're just gonna have to remember if you get robbed you're a good person and this is god like you're just gonna have to ignore everything that happens ignore it like the grooming uh scandal the grooming gang scandal where all these young british girls are getting raped they ignore it you know you're letting a lot of military age men into these countries these are these are people that are of military age and you're you're letting them into these countries to cause a lot of chaos and again this is by design it's they doing there's a reason it's happening i don't exactly know i mean i talked about it on rogan i was pretty clear about it it's clearly because there's lots of people that just look at these countries as economic zones and not actual countries and they just don't care so i don't know what to tell anybody here other than you're going to need to run the world a different way you know italy suspends schengen with spain am i pronouncing this right i think so over suta migrant crisis closing closes air and sea borders i'm telling you the term migrant crisis is going to be the term you hear the most italy's interior ministry has ordered the closure of the country sea and air borders with spain temporarily suspending the schengen free movement regime between the two countries because italy and spain had a an arrangement where you could go freely between both of them but they're basically saying now that's over it's just not going to work the third world is invading the first world and a lot of people think that's cool and i'm telling you right now it's not going to work it's not going to be a nice place to live it's not going to be a nice place to live it's not going to be nice you might like it you like you know people love the third world in theory it sounds fun in theory you know it's a cool thing that a bunch of people in brooklyn you know uh you know imagine is being like a really a really cool place with a lot of people that have been and some of it's true listen there's a lot of countries in the world that they have been over and i've talked about them but there's also a lot of countries where they believe in witches and they prosecute rape victims not the perpetrators they put the victim on trial there's a lot of country where women have no rights gay people have no rights there is no freedom of speech you can't criticize islam in in those countries there is no freedom of protest they'll mow you down there are the cultural norms are completely different in those countries cleanliness standards are different the way people behave in public is different um you know so this idea that you're just going to invite the third world to come party and it's a migrant summer that's what people they go yeah it's a migrant summer right now spain is having their migrant summer that's what they're having it's just it folks it's not gonna work call me racist call me anything you want it's just not gonna work it's not gonna work it wouldn't work if you took people from texas and told them they got to live in little boxes on top of each other in new york city and they're living in the same country but the cultures are just vastly different in many respects politically culturally economically so you're going to take all of the you're going to take people from texas who live on acres of land and put them in little boxes in new york city it won't work they're going to go that's not how we live we don't live the way you guys live and people in new york city go i don't want to live in a 6 000 square foot house in texas and you know i don't want to be a rancher and and the and the brilliance of this country is that these things can exist and we don't have to one doesn't have to become the other so the idea that it's just a bunch of migrants that are do we have is there an interview with a migrant i feel like that i feel like i feel bad about that because it sounds like i'm saying interview with a vampire the movie because they'll find a nice migrant they got to find a nice migrant right like a migrant who says the nice things is this guy interviewing a migrant okay is this a [01:02:52] Speaker 5: migrant all right let's see what's going on here so they're telling us that they haven't eaten since they arrived yesterday what are they fleeing here from morocco they're now saying that they're either trying to get food here where they may voluntarily [01:03:15] Speaker 7: return back to morocco yeah how about that how about that a few people who have offered us money are asked to be taken back to the moroccan border spanish authorities say that 25 000 migrants who have crossed into sayuta have already crossed back into morocca voluntarily this does seem like a [01:03:33] Speaker 1: weird i will tell you this this does seem completely i will say that this seems this doesn't seem organic right right this is a weirdness to it this is not some organic i don't know who's behind it it happens super quickly kind of out of nowhere yeah this seems like it's an inorganic thing i don't know what this is but by the way so this is going to be the weapon now that people use they go we're sending the migrants we're sending the migrants that's what i wanted to do last night at the you know this liberal dinner lovely people god bless them but i wanted to go here come the migrants they're storming the beach because they live on the beach i want to just send migrant boats to my really liberal friends in the hamptons who have homes on the beach worth 50 mil plus um i want boats of migrants to storm those beaches can i do it get me adelson on the phone if he can do it what do you like you want boats to come on the beach with the people we have all of the people for you we put them on the boats we send them in the beach i want that if if this can be done i didn't even know that this could be done this is like a new thing so if i can pack boats with migrants and send them to my friends houses in the hamptons while they're making these points about everybody being racist i want the houses they live in surrounded by migrants and i and i and i and i want them to be making these points drinking wine they're making a nice point and they've got big beautiful windows that look right out onto the horizon and all of a sudden you see the boats and they come in and they're kind of like they're not paying attention then all of a sudden they're paying more and more attention and then you see the migrants just kind of crashing onto the shore and then surrounding the houses of my friends while they make these but they go america's so racist i go no i know talk more about that i think these people are hungry maybe you should invite them in perhaps but that would be great so anyone that can make that happen for me i don't know how we do it and again i'm not trying to sound insensitive but i do if possible would like um 80 to 100 um migrants primarily north african if you can get them to sag harbor by this thursday i have an event and i will put them out on boats i mean by the way it sounds insensitive but we'll pay them all for their time 70 to 80 80 to 100 uh migrants middle east or north african in appearance unimportant whatever and they'll be paid day rates sag day rates we're not getting them in a sag we just can't right now day rates we take them right on the boats and they crash land a dinner party in the hamptons while someone's annoying me come on think of how much fun that would be and i go well well actually and they make some point about immigration or refugees and i go actually it's funny you say that and then you just see the boats crash land on the shore and people surround the house i want to see if people in the hamptons keep that energy while there's a invasion of their homes which again will be completely inorganic scripted by me and at the end of it because i'm gonna have them surround the house and start chanting in a very threatening way but not even things that make any sense really like you know just dump shit they'd say i i'll just write a few like you know whatever just real racist stuff and i go i wonder what they're saying to my friends and they're gonna start to get nervous um and then they're just gonna break into song because that would be fun too you know they just break into like right as my friend's starting to get nervous because we you know this is private property should we call some i think we should we should call someone this is private property and then they're gonna break from their chant and you're gonna see 80 to 100 north african middle eastern appearance migrants we can shove some dominicans in there too in the back but um you know puerto ricans or whatever but we we do need them a lot of them to be middle eastern north africa we just need that milieu it needs to look it's a production it needs to look the way to and then and then right after like in the middle of their chant which is going to get increasingly violent they're going to get increasingly violent some of them will dive in the pools and i'll be sitting there at the dinner and then so there's about 80 african uh north african middle eastern whatever migrants again cast totally cast everyone's acting everyone's paid there's a craft services table everyone's fine stunt coordinators it's a production it's fine i'm not being any type of way they storm the beach i'm sitting in the hamptons and they storm the beach and they're doing an increasingly violent chant uh maybe a kill the bower which is the south african thing whatever they can improvise i think well i like in a production to rely on people doing improv but very threatening and stuff like that and then in the middle right right as it gets really scary and my friends kind of just get up from the table they're going to start the whole group of 80 north africans start just going bye bye miss american pie drove my chevy to the and then my friends are gonna go did you hire these people and i'm gonna go guilty as charged and then all of them will finish singing american pie and then we'll start singing american pie um and i think so if israel or edelson or whoever could find a way to do that i would really love that enjoy the week everyone