About this transcript: This is a full AI-generated transcript of two drunk idiots REWATCH all four Toy Storys... from The Pink Popcast, published June 29, 2026. The transcript contains 27,935 words with timestamps and was generated using Whisper AI.
"- Reach for the sky. - You're a sad, strange little man. - You're an action figure. - Oh my God, stop it, stop it. What's up, pop stars? - Welcome back. - I'm Riz Lightyear, or I'm Buzz Rizzlier. I'm the Rizzler. - And I'm Benjwoody, Woodenji, that's not a good, not a good combo. - Benji with a..."
[00:00:00] Speaker 1: - Reach for the sky.
[00:00:03] Speaker 2: - You're a sad, strange little man.
[00:00:07] Riz Lightyear: - You're an action figure.
[00:00:08] Speaker 4: - Oh my God, stop it, stop it.
[00:00:11] Riz Lightyear: What's up, pop stars? - Welcome back. - I'm Riz Lightyear, or I'm Buzz Rizzlier. I'm the Rizzler.
[00:00:19] Benjwoody: - And I'm Benjwoody, Woodenji, that's not a good, not a good combo.
[00:00:26] Speaker 6: - Benji with a Woody. - Benji with a Woody. - It's fucking Toy Story 5. There's five of them now. And it's either coming up this month, this week, maybe today. Who fucking knows when we're releasing this. But we're watching through all four of the Toy Story movies. We have a lot of controversial opinions about this.
[00:00:43] Riz Lightyear: Now this movie that we're about to watch right now. - I have controversial opinions. - I do too.
[00:00:48] Speaker 2: - Okay. - So we're watching all, if you're on YouTube, then we're condensing this all and we're watching them all because we don't want to do four different reactions. So we're shortening this to our favorite video, because fuck you, we want to. Because we want to do it. - It's getting truncated.
[00:01:02] Speaker 6: - But if you want to watch the full thing, we'll be watching through all four on our Patreon. So you can check those out right now.
[00:01:07] Riz Lightyear: Benji, my controversial opinion is the first is a thousand times better than the second one. And what's your controversial opinion? - My controversial opinion is that the third one was not good. - What? - What? - What are you going to do about it? - Okay. - Nothing. - So we all have controversial opinions.
[00:01:25] Speaker 2: You need to know that going in because we're going to be drinking. We're going to be hooting and hollering. And we're going to be talking about what we love or don't love about these films.
[00:01:32] Riz Lightyear: I love the first one. I don't think the second one's that good. - I love the second one. You love the third one.
[00:01:37] Benjwoody: Everybody loves and hates different things. We're going to talk about it. So let us know what you think. We'll be in the comments talking to y'all. And until then, we're going to watch this movie. Are you ready?
[00:01:45] Riz Lightyear: - Yeah. - To infinity. Oh, sorry. To infinity and beyond.
[00:01:57] Speaker ?: - All right, everyone. This is a stick up.
[00:02:00] Speaker 2: - Don't anybody move. I know this movie backwards and forwards.
[00:02:05] Speaker 7: Money, money, money.
[00:02:06] Benjwoody: Somebody do something. That's me. I'm going to do something. - Reach for the sky.
[00:02:15] Speaker 6: - I'm here to step up, you one-eyed Bart.
[00:02:17] Riz Lightyear: - That's not how I- - How'd you know it was me?
[00:02:20] Speaker 6: - Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
[00:02:23] Riz Lightyear: - All right, all right, all right. I won't quote this entire movie. Maybe I will. - Might as well. Been out for 30 years. - A friend in me. - You know what I'm realizing now? - What? - He's wearing a Jesse hat.
[00:02:36] Speaker 6: - He is wearing a Jesse hat.
[00:02:38] Riz Lightyear: - I wonder if he got the toys from like his mom. And since she was playing Jesse, she had the Jesse hat. She had- - I think that there was like a quiet lore for a while. I think before the third movie came out, the Woody was from his dad.
[00:02:52] Speaker 2: But then there was kind of an unofficial quiet lore that the girl that Jesse, that abandoned Jesse was his mom.
[00:03:00] Riz Lightyear: But I think that was more of a- - Like one of those internet things. - Reddit lores. I tried doing that once. It did not work like that. - Yeah.
[00:03:11] Speaker 8: - Wow, look at that. That's not- - Oh my God. - Gush, gush, gush. - Oh yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
[00:03:16] Speaker 2: - It's Billy's mother.
[00:03:17] Riz Lightyear: - Don't get me, your friends are gonna be here in a minute. - What? - Laurie Metcalf is playing Andy's mom. - Oh, look at this classic animation. Have they changed anything? - I don't think they've changed anything in the movie.
[00:03:27] Speaker 9: - Pull my string. The birthday party's today.
[00:03:31] Speaker 2: - This was my dad's obsession for a long time. That's why I've seen it so many times.
[00:03:36] Riz Lightyear: - I'm a Picasso! - I don't get it. - My dad had explained that to me.
[00:03:39] Speaker 10: - You uncultured swine?
[00:03:40] Riz Lightyear: - I learned it later on in life when I was taught.
[00:03:43] Speaker 4: - What are you looking at, you hockey puck?
[00:03:46] Riz Lightyear: - And also that was a line from Don Rickles,
[00:03:49] Speaker 2: the guy who does Potato Head's voice. - Ah. - He just used to say like, "What are you looking at, you hockey puck?" - At ease. - But then it was an actual-
[00:03:56] Riz Lightyear: - To hear his voice and see an actual hockey puck. That's hilarious. - Mmm. - All the books in the background have names of the short films they've done.
[00:04:04] Speaker 9: - We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind.
[00:04:08] Riz Lightyear: - Moving, buddy. You don't have one? Get one! - All right.
[00:04:12] Speaker 2: - So aggressive. - Well, that's what I love about this movie is he's kind of an asshole. - Mmm. - And it's the only time Woody is an asshole.
[00:04:18] Speaker 9: - We want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. - Thank you, Mr. Spell.
[00:04:22] Speaker 2: You're welcome.
[00:04:23] Speaker 9: - One minor note here. - He's probably moved to today.
[00:04:28] Riz Lightyear: - Minor note. That's... There would be nothing there. That's one of those things you write on and then you erase it like that. - Well, that's what's funny is this is like... - It's just making it up. - You think home toys come to life? What fantastical things are they going to be doing? - Yeah. - Having office meetings. - Yeah.
[00:04:41] Speaker 4: - I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... - They're here!
[00:04:44] Riz Lightyear: - Birthday gets the table! - His shocked face.
[00:04:47] Speaker 11: - Oh boy, can you take a look at all those presents?
[00:04:49] Speaker 2: - One of these lines is one of my favorites. - One of them. - He he he he. - Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - They're all in boxes, idiot.
[00:04:57] Speaker ?: - They're getting bigger!
[00:04:59] Speaker 2: - Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[00:05:05] Speaker 1: - Code red, repeat! - We got those at Disneyland. - Code red, recon plan Charlie, execute!
[00:05:08] Riz Lightyear: - Let's move, move, move, move, move! - This scene's so cool too. It's kind of creepy and I don't know if it's creepy because I was a kid when I first watched it or if there is just a weird eeriness about this scene. - This part? - Yeah. Maybe it's just the dark hallway. The ominous fact that they're all so tiny and they're doing something they shouldn't be doing. There's a sense of danger, which I'm like, that's impressive. I love the music cue here. Oh wait, he thought it was creepy. I like how those both open up on the cue. How does that work? How does that work? - I think the same way that his plastic head can see. - Sure. - You're right, you're right. - It's magnified in it.
[00:05:44] Speaker 1: - Turn that thing back on. - Andy's opening. - He's really excited about this. - You know, one of the kids is in the way. - I can't see. - It's a-- - It's a what?
[00:05:54] Speaker 11: What is it? - It's a what? What is it?
[00:05:57] Speaker ?: - Ah.
[00:05:58] Speaker 11: - Oh, you big lizard. - Turn and repeat.
[00:06:00] Speaker ?: Resume your positions now.
[00:06:02] Speaker 11: - Andy's coming, everybody. Back to your places. - Andy's coming. - Have you seen my ear? Have you seen my ear? Who's seen my ear? Have you seen my ear? Did you see my ear? Did you see my ear?
[00:06:10] Speaker 2: - Ah, ah, Benji, um. - Okay, I'm not gonna blink.
[00:06:13] Speaker 4: - Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship--
[00:06:18] Riz Lightyear: - You're not gonna blink until?
[00:06:19] Speaker 9: - Oh God, it's so hard not blinking. - I'm sure Andy was just a little excited. That's all. Too much cake and ice cream. - It's just a mistake.
[00:06:27] Speaker 7: - That mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. - I think I've seen this movie one time too many.
[00:06:33] Benjwoody: - A couple too many times.
[00:06:46] Speaker 4: - My ship!
[00:06:47] Speaker ?: - Blast.
[00:06:48] Speaker 12: This will take weeks to repair.
[00:06:49] Riz Lightyear: - It's paper. - It was like a mission mark started at 4072. - I don't, I don't know.
[00:06:54] Speaker 12: - My ship has run up course on route to center 12. - Hello? - Hello?
[00:06:58] Speaker 9: - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I frighten you?
[00:07:02] Speaker 2: - I love the way he kind of like moves and shuffles.
[00:07:04] Speaker 9: - And also, there has been a bit of a mix up.
[00:07:06] Riz Lightyear: - He's strained. Even if it's fake straining, he is strained.
[00:07:09] Speaker 9: - You're legal law enforcement. - 'Cause you see, the bed here is my spot.
[00:07:12] Speaker 10: - I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.
[00:07:15] Speaker 9: - Say, what's that button do?
[00:07:17] Speaker 10: - I'll show you. - Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
[00:07:21] Speaker 13: - Whoa!
[00:07:21] Speaker 14: - Hey, Woody's got something like that.
[00:07:23] Speaker 10: - His is a ball string.
[00:07:24] Speaker 14: - Only it sounds like a car ran over it. - But no, like this one.
[00:07:28] Riz Lightyear: - Aww. - Why do they blink at different times? - Uh, I think the whatever program they were using, this is the first full-length computer animated movie ever. - Wait, so was it an accident? - I think they just could not get it to run at the same time. - That's crazy. - You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
[00:07:44] Speaker 15: - He's got more gadgets on him than a swiss army knife.
[00:07:47] Riz Lightyear: - He's got three buttons, chill.
[00:07:49] Speaker 12: - You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
[00:07:50] Speaker 15: - Hey, a laser!
[00:07:52] Speaker 2: - How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
[00:07:54] Speaker 14: - It's not a laser.
[00:07:55] Speaker 2: - It's a little light bulb that blinks. - What's with him?
[00:07:58] Riz Lightyear: - Laser envy. - Laser envy. - All right, that's enough. - Look, we're all very impressed. - Do you think the toy? - Toy?
[00:08:05] Speaker 11: - T-O-Y.
[00:08:06] Riz Lightyear: - Toy. - I think the word you're searching for is space ranger.
[00:08:10] Speaker 11: - The word I'm searching for, I can't say.
[00:08:13] Speaker 2: - Because there's preschool toys present. - Getting kinda tense. - Dumbass. - Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious. - What does this space ranger actually do?
[00:08:24] Speaker 9: - Ha-ha! - These are plastic. He can't fly.
[00:08:28] Speaker 2: - Well, these are inflatable.
[00:08:29] Speaker 12: - Carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
[00:08:32] Speaker 2: - Okay, Mr. Lightyear, prove it.
[00:08:34] Speaker 12: - All right, then I will. - To infinity and beyond!
[00:08:38] Speaker 2: - He said it.
[00:08:39] Speaker 12: - Ah, shit, shit! - To infinity and beyond!
[00:08:46] Riz Lightyear: - Oh my goodness. - Oh my goodness.
[00:08:51] Speaker 13: - Can! - Can!
[00:08:52] Riz Lightyear: - Can! - Whoa! - Whoa!
[00:08:55] Speaker 15: - Whoa! - Magnificently! - I found my moving buddy.
[00:08:59] Riz Lightyear: - As Woody, that wasn't flying, you idiot. As Benji. - Solid. - Solid.
[00:09:05] Speaker 9: - I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
[00:09:07] Speaker 7: - Wait, here's the best part. - I'm among the world, living high. - We're from out of the sky like a bong. - I'm some punk in a rocket. - Strange things are happening to me. - Strange things.
[00:09:27] Riz Lightyear: - Buddy, you can have two toys out. - I don't know if his house rules. - Oh, in this house, only one toy at a time.
[00:09:35] Speaker 1: - Hey, who's got my hat? - Hey, look, I'm Woody. - Howdy, howdy, howdy.
[00:09:41] Benjwoody: - Give me that.
[00:09:42] Speaker 9: - You stay away from Andy. He's mine. And no one is taking him away from me.
[00:10:01] Speaker 1: - The air isn't toxic.
[00:10:02] Speaker 2: - I love his pursed lips.
[00:10:06] Speaker 1: - It's Sid.
[00:10:07] Speaker 2: - You mean that happy child? That ain't no happy child. - I thought he was inside of him. - Uh oh.
[00:10:10] Speaker 12: - Oh no.
[00:10:12] Speaker 2: - It's a combat Carl.
[00:10:13] Speaker 12: - Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device? - Sid. - You mean that happy child?
[00:10:19] Speaker 1: - Hit the dirt.
[00:10:22] Speaker 2: - That was a huge explosion. God, the way the humans look in this first movie is horrendous.
[00:10:27] Speaker 7: - Oh, pizza planet? Pizza planet?
[00:10:31] Riz Lightyear: They're in California, by the way, right? - Like, maybe not like L.A., L.A., but... - No, they're in Cal... I think they're in Calvary. Why? - The style of the house is giving California... - That's funny. That's how you know? - Yeah.
[00:10:42] Speaker ?: - Will Andy pick me?
[00:10:44] Speaker 1: - Don't get on it! No!
[00:10:48] Riz Lightyear: Also, that was a conscious choice for that eight ball to say that.
[00:10:50] Speaker 1: - Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness. We've got trouble. - Trouble? Where? - Down there. Just down there. I have to... - It's a toy, Buzz! It's a trap! Buzz!
[00:10:58] Speaker 2: - Oh my god. I'm not gonna be able to do this for the second one on. I... I do not know those movies as much, but this one... This is up here. - I don't see anything!
[00:11:12] Riz Lightyear: - Was he just trying to get him lost behind the cabinet? - He was just trying to get him lost behind the cabinet, yeah. - Which is still shitty, and RC would have totally tattled on him. - Ah!
[00:11:20] Speaker 4: - As Wilhelm screamed, Benji.
[00:11:22] Riz Lightyear: - That was Wilhelm.
[00:11:23] Speaker 4: - I don't see him in the driveway.
[00:11:25] Speaker 9: I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
[00:11:27] Riz Lightyear: - I mean, Humpty Dumpty was pushed by Woody!
[00:11:31] Benjwoody: You don't think that I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Backstabbing murderer!
[00:11:37] Speaker 4: - It was an accident, guys. - Come on, we know he's not dead. - I don't think we should give him a chance. - Hurry up, Ben!
[00:11:44] Riz Lightyear: - Damn, they turned on him real quick. - Full strength! - I wonder how many times my toys mutinied against each other. 'Cause did you ever have toys that just went missing, and you never knew what happened to them?
[00:11:52] Speaker 16: - I couldn't find my Buzz.
[00:11:56] Benjwoody: - Or we'll get you a new one. - What is he, like 25 bucks?
[00:11:59] Speaker 17: - How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[00:12:02] Riz Lightyear: - He's just, he's lying to himself. - Buzz! - I mean, it was more of an accident.
[00:12:07] Benjwoody: - Are you in character? - Buzz! - I just, I wasn't trying to kill you.
[00:12:12] Riz Lightyear: I didn't want you out of the house. I just wanted you behind the desk.
[00:12:14] Speaker 12: - I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me,
[00:12:18] Riz Lightyear: revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. - What is his planet? - Ow!
[00:12:23] Speaker 7: - We're not on my planet. - Are we? - No. - No. - No! - Ah!
[00:12:27] Speaker 1: - Come on! - You want a piece of me? - Pow!
[00:12:31] Speaker 18: - His head spins. - Butt, butt, butt.
[00:12:33] Riz Lightyear: - Butt, butt. - Ow! - Pizza planet, yeah!
[00:12:37] Speaker 13: - Pizza planet, yeah! - Pizza planet, yeah! - Handy?
[00:12:41] Speaker 2: - Damn, that was quick.
[00:12:42] Riz Lightyear: Now we don't got no toys. God knows where we are. Somewhere in Burbank, maybe?
[00:12:46] Speaker 12: - Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? - Sheriff, this is no time to panic. - This is a perfect time to panic! - Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with a destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. - So, Star Wars. - Star Wars. - Information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. - And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command.
[00:13:08] Speaker 13: - You are a toy! - You weren't a real Buzz Lightyear! - You're just a kid's plaything! - You are a child's plaything!
[00:13:19] Riz Lightyear: - There you go. - And you are a sad, strange little man. - You have my pity. - Farewell.
[00:13:24] Speaker 9: - Oh yeah, well, good riddance, you loonie! - Pizza planet! - Andy!
[00:13:30] Speaker 13: - Oh no.
[00:13:30] Speaker 9: - God, I can't joke about this guy.
[00:13:32] Speaker 2: - Without Buzz. - It's a simple premise that works, you know? - Go away!
[00:13:36] Speaker 9: - I found a spaceship! - And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
[00:13:42] Speaker 12: - Well then, let's climb aboard. - Climb aboard, explorer. - There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit. - Safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. - What an idiot.
[00:13:54] Riz Lightyear: - Oh, oh my goodness, Pizza Planet.
[00:13:57] Speaker 2: - That's a lot, that's a California hill right there, okay?
[00:14:04] Riz Lightyear: - Goodness gracious. - God, I want to go to a real Pizza Planet and not the one at Disneyland. That one sucks. - It's okay. - No, it's not okay. - The pizza's nice. - It's, ew. - No. - It's pretty good. - No. - I was told it was disgusting and I was pleasantly surprised.
[00:14:18] Speaker 16: - Mom, prickly black hole. - Please, please, please, please, please. - Andy, spaceship!
[00:14:24] Speaker 2: - It's such a simple premise and they're just so two distinct characters that all you have to do is put them in a scene and without even writing, although the writing is good. They just go in different directions, but they have conflicting goals and it works so well.
[00:14:41] Riz Lightyear: - Very different objectives. That overlap and then conflict and it's great.
[00:14:45] Speaker 19: - A stranger from the outside.
[00:14:48] Riz Lightyear: - I am Buzz Lightyear.
[00:14:53] Speaker 12: I come in peace.
[00:14:55] Riz Lightyear: - I didn't think these guys were so cute. I bought one with my AR points in school at the book fair.
[00:15:01] Speaker 10: - Wait, you had a squeaky little green man?
[00:15:03] Riz Lightyear: - Not a squeaky. He was like a plushie that clipped onto your bag and you clicked him and he would say things.
[00:15:07] Speaker 13: - The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
[00:15:13] Riz Lightyear: - This is ludicrous. - Hey, bongo, you got a brain in there?
[00:15:18] Speaker 4: - Oh no, get down!
[00:15:22] Benjwoody: - I have been chosen. - I have been chosen.
[00:15:25] Speaker 19: - Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
[00:15:29] Riz Lightyear: - Oh my god.
[00:15:30] Speaker 19: - Gotcha. - A Buzz Lightyear. - No way!
[00:15:34] Riz Lightyear: - Shit. - Man, he just needed more time to exist and no, he's not a toy. - I wonder if they all go through this phase or is there something special about the Buzz Lightyear?
[00:15:44] Speaker 2: - That's a great question. I've never thought about that, but it feels like he's just perfectly primed to have an egotistical
[00:15:51] Riz Lightyear: - Oh god. - Blind spot. - I feel like I've always just assumed that they all went through this, but... - This is the part when I was a kid. I remember this as a child. I woke up, my consciousness woke up in the theater at this part. - And my dad closed my eyes and said, "Don't watch that." - Ah, but that's why your consciousness woke up, because you're like, "Not watch what?" - "I'll remember forever. I'm gonna come back and watch this one day." - Yeah, fuck you, dad. I'll remember this forever. - Yeah.
[00:16:15] Speaker 13: - Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits. - Will you be quiet?
[00:16:18] Riz Lightyear: - Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits. He is a zealot. - Yeah, but he's a cute one.
[00:16:23] Speaker 19: - Ready, set, now!
[00:16:26] Speaker ?: -
[00:16:27] Speaker 19: - Anna! - What? - Did I get my package in the mail? - I don't know.
[00:16:32] Speaker 13: - What do you mean you don't know? - I don't know.
[00:16:35] Speaker 19: - Oh no, Hannah! - What? - Look, Jamie! - Hey! - She's sick! - No, she's not! - I'll have to perform one of my operations!
[00:16:42] Riz Lightyear: - Hey, what a shithead. I love explosives.
[00:16:46] Speaker 19: - We have a sick patient here, nurse.
[00:16:48] Riz Lightyear: - Where are y'all's parents?
[00:16:49] Speaker 2: - I feel like a lot of think pieces that are just trying to be contrarian are always like, "You know, Sid wasn't actually the bad guy." And I'm like, "Well, no, not because he doesn't know toys are alive." - But also, he is a piece of shit. - He sucks.
[00:17:01] Speaker 12: - He steals toys from his sister. - I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school. - Hannah!
[00:17:08] Speaker 6: - Genie's all better now.
[00:17:09] Speaker 4: - - She's lying! - Whatever she says is not true!
[00:17:17] Speaker 2: - I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
[00:17:19] Riz Lightyear: - Oh my god. Oh my goodness. - He's creative though. I will give him that. - Or is he sadistic? - Really creative. - Uh, Buzz?
[00:17:30] Speaker 20: Was that you?
[00:17:32] Riz Lightyear: - Do you think?
[00:17:33] Speaker 20: - Do I look? - Hey, hi there, little fella.
[00:17:38] Riz Lightyear: - Horrifying. - Oh my goodness. - My goodness. - So just whatever you create comes to life. - Apparently. - Like, what about their missing parts?
[00:17:57] Speaker 4: - - Buzz! - Oh my god!
[00:18:02] Speaker 21: - Oh, a survivor! -
[00:18:07] Speaker 4: - AAAAAAA!
[00:18:10] Speaker 9: - I sure hope this isn't permanent.
[00:18:12] Speaker 2: - And it wasn't permanent because it never shows up again.
[00:18:14] Speaker 11: - They're gonna eat us, Buzz! Do something quick! - Shield your eyes! - You're a toy! - Good boy! - Use a karate chop action! - Get away! - Hey, hey! How you doin' that?
[00:18:25] Riz Lightyear: - Woody somehow knows that he has karate chop action. - Woody's probably read the box over and over again. - There's no place like home.
[00:18:31] Speaker 4: There's no place like home.
[00:18:32] Riz Lightyear: - Woody's very much a, um, know your enemy type of person. - He is!
[00:18:36] Speaker 2: - Okay, fair.
[00:18:40] Riz Lightyear: - I wonder why that doesn't happen whenever he presses his buttons. Every time he goes, Buzz Lightyear, uh, Star Command, come in, blah, blah, blah. It's not a loaded phrase. He's broken! He doesn't have double A's!
[00:18:55] Speaker 19: - Calling Buzz Lightyear!
[00:18:56] Speaker ?: This is Star Command!
[00:18:57] Riz Lightyear: - Prout damn time. - Buzz Lightyear responding!
[00:19:01] Speaker ?: Read you loud and clear!
[00:19:02] Riz Lightyear: - He picked up pretty quick! Well, once somebody answered for him.
[00:19:05] Speaker ?: - Buzz Lightyear!
[00:19:05] Riz Lightyear: - You're pretty and beyond! - Not a flying toy.
[00:19:10] Speaker 4: - Stick Buzz Lightyear! - Available at Al's Toy Barn.
[00:19:13] Speaker 6: - Look, Al's Toy Barn. That shows in the sequel. - Hey, that comes later. - But no, it can't be true! I could fly if I wanted to! - Like a bird in the sky! - Like a bird in the sky! - I believe I can fly!
[00:19:28] Speaker 11: - Why not fly to infinity and beyond!
[00:19:38] Benjwoody: - Oh, buddy. - Falling from cloud now.
[00:19:44] Speaker 18: - Clearly I will go sailing no more!
[00:19:55] Speaker 2: - So randomly, for no damn reason, my sister and I reenacted this scene once. That's about to come up. I put my Buzz Lightyear toy on the ground. But I directed my sister to walk up and do this exact moment. - Mom!
[00:20:07] Speaker 10: - Have you seen my Sally doll? - What dear, what was that? - Never mind!
[00:20:12] Speaker 2: - And my mom truly was like, "What, what?" - You actually had her call out to your mom?
[00:20:19] Riz Lightyear: - Yeah.
[00:20:19] Speaker 19: - Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nestle?
[00:20:21] Riz Lightyear: - Oh my god, none of her dolls have heads. - Oh, Hannah!
[00:20:24] Speaker 19: - Mom, please excuse me, ladies. - What is it, Mom?
[00:20:29] Riz Lightyear: - Supposedly. I'm not sure if this was the reason, but I chased my brother through the house with a knife. I know that happened. But apparently it was because he broke one of the heads off my Barbies.
[00:20:40] Speaker 22: - Oh, I have a sham!
[00:20:42] Speaker 1: - Shh! - Look at me, I can't even fly out of a window!
[00:20:46] Speaker 22: - Tell me the hat looked good.
[00:20:48] Speaker ?: The apron is a bit much.
[00:20:49] Speaker 1: - Out the window, Buzz!
[00:20:51] Speaker 2: - I've never known what he was saying there. - I haven't heard that.
[00:20:53] Benjwoody: The hat looked good, the apron was much, but the hat looked good!
[00:20:56] Speaker 2: - I've never really, I don't think I've watched this movie with subtitles before. - Hey, guys!
[00:21:00] Speaker ?: - I knew you'd come back, Woody! - Catch this!
[00:21:02] Speaker 10: - Wait, wait, wait, wait! - I got a better idea! How about we don't?
[00:21:06] Speaker 1: - Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here? - You got it all wrong, Potato Head! - Buzz is fine! - Buzz is right here, he's with me!
[00:21:14] Speaker 9: - You are a liar! - You are not a liar! - Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand? - That's very funny, Buzz. - This is serious!
[00:21:24] Speaker 7: - Very funny, Buzz.
[00:21:25] Speaker 9: - Why don't you say hello to the guys over there? - Oh! - You bet! Give me a hug!
[00:21:31] Speaker 18: - I love you too! - What are you trying to pull?
[00:21:37] Speaker ?: - Nothing!
[00:21:41] Speaker 4: - What did you throw up?
[00:21:41] Speaker 2: - Murderer! - You throw up like little Legos? - No, no, no, no! - Little green Lego pieces?
[00:21:46] Speaker 7: - Something.
[00:21:46] Speaker 9: - Get back, you cannibals! - No!
[00:21:50] Benjwoody: - That's good for them.
[00:21:52] Speaker 9: - Hey, they fixed you, but they're cannibals! We saw them eat those other toys!
[00:21:55] Benjwoody: - Oh, they fixed them!
[00:21:57] Speaker 14: - Oh! - Buzz, come on! Get 'em! Use your legs! - Buzz, come on, jeez! - But don't blame me!
[00:22:03] Riz Lightyear: - It came! - It came!
[00:22:04] Speaker 21: - The big one!
[00:22:07] Riz Lightyear: - That kid should not be able to grab that.
[00:22:09] Speaker 21: - Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children. Cool! - I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. - Oh, no!
[00:22:19] Riz Lightyear: - Oh, man! - Oh, man! - Gonna put his head through that one day.
[00:22:24] Speaker 12: - Buzz, I can't do this without you. - I need your help. - I can't help anyone.
[00:22:28] Riz Lightyear: - Come on, Buzz. Don't be a Buzzkill.
[00:22:30] Speaker 12: - I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
[00:22:35] Speaker 9: Over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest. And it's not because you're a space ranger, pal.
[00:22:40] Speaker 2: It's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
[00:22:43] Speaker 12: - But why would Andy want me?
[00:22:45] Speaker 2: - Why would Andy want you? Look at you!
[00:22:48] Speaker 14: - You're a Buzz Lightyear!
[00:22:50] Speaker 2: - Your helmet does that whoosh thing.
[00:22:54] Speaker 14: - You are a cool toy!
[00:22:56] Riz Lightyear: - I'm just a stupid space cow. Or whatever he says. - Cowboy?
[00:23:00] Speaker 9: - All I can do is... - There's a snake in my boob!
[00:23:04] Riz Lightyear: - I hate when the main character has to self-deprecate in the middle of their apology.
[00:23:09] Speaker 9: - Why would Andy ever want to play with me?
[00:23:11] Riz Lightyear: - What? That's a specific trope you hate? - It happened in Shrek too, when he's apologizing to Donkey. And he's all like, I mean, why would you want to be friends with me? I'm just a stupid, smelly ogre. And I was like, guys... - But it's important! - I know. But as a kid, I was just kind of like, look, you already apologized. You don't have to call yourself names too. They already liked you. - The point is, Woody's now hitting his rock bottom. - Buzz! - Binford Tool Man, Taylor! - That's the symbol of the home improvement.
[00:23:39] Speaker 12: - Yeah, Woody!
[00:23:40] Speaker 23: It's the moving van!
[00:23:41] Speaker 1: - We gotta get out of here now!
[00:23:42] Riz Lightyear: - Uh-oh. Time to die.
[00:23:45] Speaker 4: - Time for liftoff!
[00:23:47] Riz Lightyear: - I love that he's so excited to destroy this toy that he would give up sleep for it. Like, he set an alarm to wake up early to do this.
[00:23:55] Speaker 9: - He's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes. We've gotta save him, but I need your help. - He's my friend.
[00:24:00] Riz Lightyear: - He's my friend. - He's the only one I got.
[00:24:02] Speaker 9: - He's my friend!
[00:24:02] Riz Lightyear: - You're my favorite deputy. - Hey, that's my line.
[00:24:07] Speaker 9: - We're gonna have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[00:24:11] Riz Lightyear: - Do you think that the legs one is supposed to be a hooker? - Probably. - Yeah, it's definitely a hooker. - Because of the way that kids' shows are. - It's literally a hooker. I love his creativity, though. - He's a monster. - Yeah, but he's a creative monster.
[00:24:26] Speaker 2: - Here, where's the ducky? - Not a boring one. - See, Woody is their leader. They do not know how to function without Woody. He can even lead a group of strangers. That's how smart he is. - He's a sheriff. - If he wasn't so fucking selfish, he'd be dangerous. - Ding dong! - Go!
[00:24:44] Riz Lightyear: - Nice. Distract the dog long enough to get by.
[00:24:48] Speaker 2: - Well, you have to, like, the way they've timed this, you have to trust that Hannah's actually gonna open the door in time.
[00:24:55] Riz Lightyear: - Oh, that's the plan to get the dog out of the house.
[00:24:58] Speaker 4: - Oh, this guy!
[00:25:00] Riz Lightyear: - Stupid dog! - Stupid dog! - Stupid dog!
[00:25:04] Speaker 19: - Stupid dog!
[00:25:06] Speaker ?: - Hey, Mom, where are the matches?
[00:25:08] Speaker 2: - You don't get to play with matches. - If my child screamed out to me, "Hey, Mom, where are the matches?" I'd be like, "No."
[00:25:14] Riz Lightyear: - What am I doing? - I think I should be doing a little bit more, right? - I think I need to be paying just a slight bit more attention to you. - Five, four, three, two, one! - Hey, reach for the sky! - Somebody's poisoned the waterhole! - It's busted. There's a snake in my buster. - I'm talking to you, Sid. - That's crazy.
[00:25:36] Speaker 2: - Sid Phillips. - We don't like being blown up, Sid. - That's right! - Your toys!
[00:25:42] Speaker 6: -
[00:25:44] Speaker 10: -
[00:25:47] Speaker 6: - - Oh, that poor little green man!
[00:25:53] Speaker 2: - I know. - That kid's got trauma for the rest of his life. - Yeah. - We toys can see everything! -
[00:26:07] Speaker 7: - So play nice.
[00:26:10] Speaker 2: - That kid will never recover. - No, I mean, he did. He's in the third movie for a brief second. - The toys are alive, but he's doing it!
[00:26:22] Riz Lightyear: - The toys are pretty damn fast. That's got to be like 100 miles an hour for them. - Oh, man! - Damn it. - Use the spurs. - Come on, Woody! - Take care of Andy for me!
[00:26:36] Speaker 14: - I can't do it! - Take care of Andy for me!
[00:26:40] Riz Lightyear: - That's sad. - Oh. - Ow! - He's like, finally.
[00:26:47] Speaker 1: - What's going on? What's he taking? - There you are!
[00:26:51] Speaker 13: - He's at it again!
[00:26:58] Riz Lightyear: - Not, don't cackle like that, Woody! - I know, right? It doesn't help your chase. - You don't understand?
[00:27:04] Speaker 4: Boaz is out there! We gotta help him!
[00:27:05] Riz Lightyear: - Toss him over, Boaz! - So Potato Head's second in command. - Apparently, but he's not a really good second in command. - No. - But was Woody a great first in command? - Yes! - He's only good when the situation calls for it. - I think that's a good first in command. - Yeah, but like a good first in command would allow somebody else to take over when it suits them.
[00:27:26] Speaker 4: - Guys, guys, it's both of them! - He has a voice.
[00:27:30] Riz Lightyear: - Uh, that's the voice of Wheezy, Joe Raft. He died though. - Of Zack and Wheezy? - No, Wheezy from the second movie, the, the pink one. - Oh. - Ross, the ram! - There's a character that never shows up again!
[00:27:45] Speaker 11: - Atta boy, Slinky!
[00:27:46] Riz Lightyear: - Oh, you can't do this to a Slinky! - No, you can't. - The battery!
[00:27:53] Speaker ?: They're running out!
[00:27:54] Riz Lightyear: - Oh. - Oh, no.
[00:27:56] Speaker 6: Ah! Oh, that's not good for a Slinky toy!
[00:27:59] Speaker 2: - He's it! - There's no way you saved yourself from that. - Mr. Potato Head gets it right in the face.
[00:28:08] Speaker 11: - Next stop, Andy! Wait a minute!
[00:28:10] Riz Lightyear: - I just let a rocket!
[00:28:12] Speaker 14: Rockets explode!
[00:28:15] Riz Lightyear: - Guess who's about to get knocked out, Benji? - Is it Mr. Potato Head? Oh. Oh my God! I'd be so annoyed. - This scene's great though. The score, the payoff, the friendships, the dialogue. Not today!
[00:28:35] Speaker 4: - Whoa! - You're flying!
[00:28:37] Speaker 2: - This isn't flying! This is falling! - This is falling! - With style! - Ah!
[00:28:42] Speaker 4: - To infinity and beyond! - I'm the king of the-- - Yes!
[00:28:50] Speaker 2: - Ah, my wings! - My wings!
[00:28:53] Speaker 4: - Hey, wow! - Woody! Buzz!
[00:28:55] Speaker ?: - Where were they?
[00:28:56] Speaker 1: - Here in the car!
[00:28:57] Riz Lightyear: - No, you idiot! They were in the box you picked out yourself! - I'd be like, they were here the whole time, but that's life with a kid. - That is life with a kid.
[00:29:05] Speaker 2: - The lady HDS kid. - Frankincensus is myrrh. - Frankincensus is myrrh.
[00:29:10] Speaker 15: It's your time! - Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[00:29:13] Speaker 10: - Is that a mistletoe? - Whoa!
[00:29:16] Speaker ?: - Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
[00:29:20] Benjwoody: - Way to go, Idaho! - Way to go, Idaho! - 'Cause Idaho potatoes, yes.
[00:29:26] Speaker 9: - Buzz Lightyear, you are not worried, are you?
[00:29:28] Speaker 12: - No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
[00:29:32] Speaker 9: - Now, Buzz, what could I possibly get that is worse than you?
[00:29:37] Speaker 6: - Ha, ha, ha!
[00:29:39] Speaker ?: - Wow, a puppy!
[00:29:41] Speaker 6: - Crap. - That was the first Toy Story. We're just gonna move on to the next Toy Story.
[00:29:46] Speaker 18: - You gotta wait, did me! - Just gonna move on to the next. - When the world looks double-headed your miles and miles will be a nice woman. You just remember what your old pals said. Yeah, you gotta wait, did me! - All right, we're just gonna move on to the next movie. - You gotta wait, did me!
[00:30:04] Riz Lightyear: - Why would it say you might also like Toy Story 3? I guess they, like me, also don't like Toy Story 2 as much. - They don't know me. - Uh, yeah, we're gonna move on to the next one. If you're watching this song- - You gotta wait, did me! - You're bad at talking in the pauses. - You gotta wait, did me! - Whatever, bye. Until next time, Rizzo. - You gotta have troubles. - Sweet dreams.
[00:30:22] Speaker 6: - I gotta do! - Two infinity pop stars! - And beyond, all right, bye.
[00:30:28] Riz Lightyear: We're about to watch Toy Story 2. Look, here's the thing. This was my first disappointment as a child, and I don't care how many people come at me. I really, truly don't think this movie is better than the first one. And I'll tell you why. I get that emotionally it has a good story. I will give it that. It's got the whole "Jesse, she's sad, she cries, she has a song." Yes.
[00:30:48] Speaker 2: I just fundamentally don't think it's as funny as the first one. I like the buddy dynamic of angry, woody, and delusional Buzz.
[00:30:56] Riz Lightyear: I think this film doesn't know what to do with Buzz. So like the rest of the sequels, like every sequel since, they just kind of make Buzz dumb again, but it doesn't really feel earned. I think friendly Buzz is kind of boring. I don't like either of them as much. Like, it's still good. I'm glad they're all happy. Sure, whatever. But when I think of Toy Story, I think of the first movie. I think of the energy. I think of them going back and forth. I think of the really snarky humor. I think of the creativity, which I do feel two, three, and four all have. But there's so much more about the first movie that I just think it gets right all around that I don't hate the second movie, but I don't like that everyone just kind of unanimously goes, "It's so much better than the first." Do people think it's better? Yes. I didn't realize that. So many people think this is like one of the greatest movies of all time. And I truly am flabbergasted by that. I think it's boring. I remember the advertisements everywhere. I saw it at the El Capitan. And every time it went back to Woody and the Roundup Gang, I was just like, "Can we get back to Buzz?" Fuck, it's boring. Come on. It's good. I like it more now. I'm excited. I'm interested to watch it again. I don't think I've seen this since I was a kid. I remembered. I enjoyed it. I liked this, but Toy Story has never really been my bag. If I was asked to watch a Toy Story movie, it would probably be this one, but I just- Really? Yeah. So over the first one, you would just watch this one. What is it about this one? I think just because it is a little more nostalgic as far as childhood, because it came out when we were kids, so- Yeah, well, the first one came out when I was a kid. When did it come out? 1995. Oh, I don't, I wasn't conscious. I became conscious while watching that first movie. Yeah, no, I don't think I, 99 was the first year that I remember. 98. So that would have been a little bit before I became conscious. No, you're right.
[00:32:38] Speaker 2: No, you're right. This one was 99. 98 was a bug's life.
[00:32:41] Riz Lightyear: 99 is the first year that I was conscious, kind of existing. Like most of my early memories are from right around 99. So because of that, I remember the ads for this, the hold up.
[00:32:51] Speaker 13: Yeah. I'm coming.
[00:32:53] Riz Lightyear: Yeah. I remember all those ads. And being kind of excited. It's interesting, like filtering through your adult brain, kind of how you were feeling as a kid when it wasn't something that you specifically remember. I don't specifically remember how I felt about this coming out or how I felt about watching it the first time. I just remember this, that I literally could not go to bed the day before we went to go see this movie. I could not go to bed because I was so excited. And then we got in the movie theater and I laughed at a lot of parts, but I just remember going, okay. And you know what I found out? Right. This movie was essentially originally going to be a direct to VHS sequel. And then halfway through them watching it, they went, wait, this is going good. So they kind of spruce it up a bit. But I swear to God, there's some parts where I'm like, yeah, that feels like what you would throw into a direct to VHS, including the opening, which is like cool and cinematic, but doesn't whatever. Yeah, let's start it. Why are we just starting so much? Three, two, one, infinity and beyond. And everyone's going to hate me for that. I'm going to be like, shut up, Rizzo. You take is stupid. Maybe you'll think that at the end. No. No, I remember because when the third movie came out, they re-released the first and the second one as a double feature in 3D. And I remember I got all the kids at our daycare to go see it, all the parents to go see it. And I went in, I was like, look, I'm going to go in with good faith. I'm going to try and watch this and enjoy it. First movie, we're quoting, we're laughing along it. Second movie, I still, as a basic adult, like 20, 21, I was like, this is not that much fun.
[00:34:14] Speaker 2: But people love this. This opening's cool if you like it. Oh my God, you're so salty. It's the one thing that when people hear, they're like, you're an idiot. You should never be a critic. You don't like Toy Story 2. I'm like, no.
[00:34:35] Riz Lightyear: Like this whole scene's fun, but it's basically useless. It's just a dream sequence. And I don't like dream sequence openings. Yeah, but that's your fault. This gives us kind of a show of who he is, what he is, what he thinks he is, and what we never get to see.
[00:34:49] Speaker 2: But this isn't really Buzz.
[00:34:51] Riz Lightyear: This is a video game character that Rex is playing. This is the Buzz that we would never have met. And it gives us a backstory on who Buzz thinks he is. Yeah, we're going to be talking a lot during this. Get over it. It's Toy Story. It came out in 99. We've seen it. That was crazy to see.
[00:35:10] Speaker 12: I just think this Buzz is boring.
[00:35:18] Speaker 2: Like, oh, okay.
[00:35:19] Riz Lightyear: You get along with everyone? Fuck off. I'm not going to argue that Buzz is ever as interesting as the first movie.
[00:35:26] Speaker 9: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated.
[00:35:31] Riz Lightyear: Okay. Okay. Good. I still know parts of it. Don't get at me.
[00:35:35] Speaker 9: And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute. And I can't find it anywhere.
[00:35:38] Riz Lightyear: Cowboy camp? Is this kid a little loser? Hey, I kind of went to a cowboy camp. Wait, did you? Yeah.
[00:35:46] Benjwoody: Well, I was joking. It was on a literal ranch. And you go. And at the beginning of the week, they assign you a horse. And you take care of it all week. And then you get to ride it.
[00:35:54] Riz Lightyear: And you do ranch stuff. And then you go home. Boy, that's cute. It was fun. I liked it.
[00:35:59] Speaker 13: You looked everywhere. Good news is, I found your hat, Woody. My hat? Where'd you find it? Well, that's the bad news.
[00:36:06] Riz Lightyear: It's not bad news. You fucking play with Buster all the time. I fucking hate that line.
[00:36:13] Benjwoody: They're joking with each other. Yeah, they've already done a joke sequence. It wasn't a joke sequence. We knew that was a dream sequence. This is the fake out. The other one we knew was a dream.
[00:36:22] Riz Lightyear: I didn't know. I was a kid and I was already disappointed, Benji. Oh, you dumb.
[00:36:27] Speaker 1: Hey, Buster, all right. Looks like a new record. Reach for the sky.
[00:36:32] Riz Lightyear: That family has a type of dog they prefer. What's Slinky?
[00:36:40] Speaker 2: Nice.
[00:36:41] Speaker 16: Ready to go to cowboy camp? Andy, honey. Come on. Five minutes and we're leaving. Let her go, evil Dr. Porkchop. Never. You must choose.
[00:36:50] Benjwoody: That imagination works quick. Five minutes, he set all this up. He's quick. He set up a full-on, like, dictator shit.
[00:36:58] Speaker 16: The unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear. Oh, no. I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
[00:37:06] Riz Lightyear: That toy did. He's from the 50s. I also understand it is a good movie. Of course it is.
[00:37:12] Speaker 2: I just, I do have valid reasons for not liking it. And I get tired that people just kind of are like, there's no question. It's better than the first one. I'm like, no. It doesn't give me the same energy as the first one.
[00:37:25] Riz Lightyear: He's back already. Oh, they do do a lot of fake outs in this fart part, huh? The reason why I'm like, this was definitely a direct-to-VHS movie. And so they had to add a lot of scenes where they're like, oh, how do we make this like a full hour and 30 minutes? Without changing the lore too much. I forgot. You're broken.
[00:37:43] Speaker 7: I don't want to play with you anymore.
[00:37:47] Riz Lightyear: This is the fake out though. I like because this ties into his direct fear. Oh, so now you like it.
[00:37:58] Speaker 9: Hey Woody. What are you doing up here? I thought mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago.
[00:38:04] Riz Lightyear: Mom freaking lied.
[00:38:05] Speaker 24: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable?
[00:38:09] Riz Lightyear: Well, I want one stitch away from here to there. A yard sale.
[00:38:14] Speaker 8: Let's see what's up here.
[00:38:17] Riz Lightyear: Every time she almost reaches out for one of the characters.
[00:38:23] Speaker 12: There he is.
[00:38:23] Riz Lightyear: With his busted arm. And they both almost lost an arm. You last movie, me this movie. Oh, that's why you don't let puppies outside. I think this is one of the last things that Jim Varney was in. The voice of Slinky. Oh, oh shit. Did you know that Wayne Knight did the voice of obviously Al in this movie? And as the voice of Zurg in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. I fucking loved that show. Yeah, I did too. Five dollars for a family heirloom? And good on you, mom. She said no. He's thieving. Did he pick that lock? Now he used a fucking screwdriver. Why don't you go to mom and be like, hey, hey, hey, we don't have time.
[00:39:18] Benjwoody: We don't have time. We don't have time. They're taking Woody.
[00:39:22] Riz Lightyear: So close. His chicken costume has real feathers on it. I've never thought about that. Wait.
[00:39:29] Speaker 15: Why would someone steal Woody?
[00:39:36] Riz Lightyear: Oh, so we do like this, huh? Just because I watched it a lot as a kid. I love it. Well, it means you liked it. There was definitely a lot of movies and this is on the list of movies I watched. But every time I watched it, I was like, I thought it was good. Why'd you watch it then? I don't know. Because Grace or dad wanted to watch it. That's wild. I was never, I did not watch things I didn't want to watch. Until I was older and my little brother would put things on in the car. And I kind of had to be like, let's review this one more time.
[00:40:04] Speaker 11: The kidnap is me. Draw that man in a chicken suit.
[00:40:11] Speaker ?: It's the chicken man.
[00:40:13] Speaker 2: What's also annoying too, is every time I'd be like, I don't like this movie. People go, but what about the scene where they redo him?
[00:40:19] Riz Lightyear: And I'm like, yeah, that's a great scene ever. And that I'm pretty sure I've told you a couple of times.
[00:40:28] Speaker 14: I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Sunday.
[00:40:32] Riz Lightyear: That's right. All the way to work. Bro, just cross the street, bro. Oh, bullseye is so cute though. I hated bullseye. Really? No. He follows in a long line of tradition of Disney dogifying anything that's not a dog. Yeah, that needs to be a word.
[00:40:53] Speaker 8: You'd come sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, the prospector.
[00:40:56] Speaker ?: He'll want to meet you.
[00:40:58] Riz Lightyear: To be fair, I do like this movie now. I just don't think it's better than the first one. That's fair.
[00:41:03] Speaker 14: The prodigal son has returned.
[00:41:06] Riz Lightyear: Get off me.
[00:41:07] Speaker 14: I'm officially freaked out.
[00:41:08] Riz Lightyear: The way they all look here.
[00:41:11] Speaker 9: Hey, how do you know my name? Everyone knows your name, Woody.
[00:41:15] Speaker 7: Why you don't know who you are, do you? Woody's Roundup.
[00:41:23] Speaker 6: Oh, and the old prospector. Time for Sheriff Woody. He's the very best. He's a rootin' his tootin' his cowboy in the wild, wild west. Woody's Roundup.
[00:41:39] Speaker 12: That's where I need to go. Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same.
[00:41:47] Speaker 15: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes.
[00:41:49] Speaker 12: And your angry eyes, just in case.
[00:41:52] Benjwoody: This is a classic number two where you flip and you see one person connect with their heritage of
[00:41:58] Riz Lightyear: the toy that they are while the other person tries to wrangle them back and bring them back to the house.
[00:42:03] Speaker 2: I'm not going to argue with you. By the time we're finished with this reaction, I will admit it's not the worst thing ever. But I stand by the fact that this was my first disappointment as a child. And I still hold a bitterness to it.
[00:42:14] Speaker 4: "I reckon we ought to get out of here."
[00:42:17] Speaker 2: There's a line in this TV show I think is funny. Oh, it's whenever they go to Woody and he guesses it in like one bark.
[00:42:24] Riz Lightyear: "What's that? Jesse and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a sick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens? Ride like the wind, bullseye!" See, I feel like an actual toy who was based off that character, that would be one of his phrases and he would know that there was a bullseye. Ride like the wind, bullseye? That's a great point. But we added this after. That's fair. I think this is one of the best kind of expansions of Allure. Like, I do understand why people love it. I just, I think this is an issue I run into a lot of times when explaining to people why I don't like something. I'm like, look, I get, I love the lore. The lore is great. But when I think of the first Toy Story, I think of the energy. It was a little snarkier and edgier. The same way I feel about Shrek 1. This one is just more saccharine and kind of like sweet and somber and Pixar-ish. Yeah, well, this is when they kind of got into their Pixar bag. This absolutely is when they got into their, they said, wait a minute, we can make people cry?
[00:43:20] Benjwoody: Oh, fuck yeah. Get those tears up all the way to the bank.
[00:43:24] Speaker 22: Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys. I know how that feels.
[00:43:29] Speaker ?: I know how that feels.
[00:43:29] Speaker 9: But still, my own show! What are you, you push the hat? And out can- Ow, it got bubbled. There's a snake.
[00:43:38] Benjwoody: In my boot.
[00:43:40] Speaker 9: Oh, that's funny bullseye! Okay now, slow! Oh, that's funny bullseye!
[00:43:48] Benjwoody: What are her phrases? Do we get any? Um, I'm sad.
[00:43:52] Riz Lightyear: I'm sad.
[00:43:53] Benjwoody: You know, Leighy! I was betrayed!
[00:43:57] Riz Lightyear: Oh my god!
[00:43:58] Speaker 9: Now it's on to the museum! Museum? We're being sold! No, no, no, I can't go to Japan!
[00:44:04] Speaker 22: I will go back in the dark! What's wrong with her? We've been in storage for a long time.
[00:44:08] Speaker 2: Waiting for you. Get on eBay, dude. It's 1999. It's not like the fucking '50s. Yeah.
[00:44:13] Speaker 7: Without you, we go back into storage.
[00:44:16] Speaker ?: It's not fair! How can you do this to us?
[00:44:19] Riz Lightyear: My dad definitely hated Jessie and I think that rubbed off a little bit on me. Oh. I don't hate her now, but she's not the most entertaining.
[00:44:27] Speaker 9: It was an accident, I mean... Sounds like he really loves you.
[00:44:31] Riz Lightyear: Shut up! You don't know him! He loves you!
[00:44:33] Speaker 9: I'm not going to any museum! Well, I'm not going back into storage!
[00:44:37] Riz Lightyear: Well, too fucking bad!
[00:44:38] Speaker 9: Too damn bad!
[00:44:39] Riz Lightyear: Sounds like you are going back into storage though, sorry. I find it hard to believe that you can stand bullseye up. No, not at all.
[00:44:48] Speaker 2: He's- all he is is fluff.
[00:44:49] Riz Lightyear: Yeah.
[00:44:50] Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no! Bye! I got an emergency here! All right, all right! But first thing in the morning. It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone! All right, come here. Big deal!
[00:45:04] Speaker 2: She's so annoyed.
[00:45:06] Benjwoody: She's traumatized, Rizzo.
[00:45:08] Speaker 19: Precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
[00:45:14] Speaker 2: One-armed cowboy doll. Look! I'm not going to shame real people who act like that, but it's a little annoying in a movie. She's been through something! She doesn't! Whatever.
[00:45:25] Riz Lightyear: Come on! She's just like...
[00:45:28] Benjwoody: Let her breathe.
[00:45:31] Speaker 1: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in!
[00:45:34] Benjwoody: He's also porcelain too, isn't he? Yeah, he could die! Yeah, he died!
[00:45:38] Riz Lightyear: He should not be out here. This part's funny. I wish I would have just saved my burp for you. Does he burp at him? I love this little freeze he does. Stop it!
[00:45:48] Speaker ?: Stop it! Stop it!
[00:45:50] Riz Lightyear: So they can taste. Apparently! And they like people food.
[00:45:53] Speaker 2: They can also see through their plastic little eyes.
[00:45:57] Riz Lightyear: Oh, right.
[00:45:59] Speaker 9: And they can smell Benji! What happened to turn on and the remote magically ended up in front of you! You calling me a liar?
[00:46:12] Speaker 2: Well, if the boot fits, say that again. If the boot fits.
[00:46:22] Riz Lightyear: She's great. I feel like people say that unironically now.
[00:46:24] Speaker 22: If I had both my arms. Well, the fact is you don't, Woody. The cleaner will come. Fix your arm. And then I'm out of here.
[00:46:33] Riz Lightyear: Bullseye, act like a fucking horse. No, I'm going to act like a Disney horse, which is just a dog. Fuck you. Andy, Andy, Andy. It's all he ever talks about. She's great as this character. Oh, it's Heimlich. From A Bug's Life, he's gone. It was? Heimlich, yeah. He got knocked off. Whoa.
[00:46:56] Speaker 1: Oh, well, we tried. Go!
[00:46:58] Riz Lightyear: This scene was everywhere. Drop! I was so excited for this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Go!
[00:47:06] Speaker ?: Drop!
[00:47:07] Riz Lightyear: I said drop! How did he know they didn't drop? He's paying attention. He's killing people. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Dead. Dead. He's dead. That's crazy.
[00:47:29] Speaker 9: That went well.
[00:47:30] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God. Doing.
[00:47:36] Speaker 14: Oh, thank goodness you're here.
[00:47:38] Speaker 6: He's Jerry from Jerry's Game. It's the short film that played in front of A Bug's Life. Oh. The one where he plays chess with himself. That's actually Jerry?
[00:47:45] Riz Lightyear: Yeah. The old man that plays chess with himself. Yeah. And you'll notice when he goes through his cabinets here, there's a little cabinet with chess pieces. Yep. Okay. Here comes the best part of cinema history. Chess pieces? No! Secrets revealed! Okay. Not on my actual eyeball. Thank you, though. Hey, you jammed me with a toy gun. On accident. Oh, he was balding. I love that he's so shaky until he actually gets to work. He's like, got it. There you go. Fix me. Yeah! Here comes the hard part. No! And who?
[00:48:37] Speaker 25: You handle him too much, he's not gonna last. Oh, please. I had a kid playing with me for years. He's just like, noob!
[00:48:43] Benjwoody: No!
[00:48:47] Riz Lightyear: That's Buzz Lightyear. That's me. Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's the shot from the first movie. I fucking care.
[00:49:01] Benjwoody: I am code 6.40405.
[00:49:09] Riz Lightyear: I wanna know lore-wise, why are they so deluded? That's gotta be something with, like, the new way they design toys or something. Like, having a chip makes them truly believe they're who they are.
[00:49:23] Speaker 2: All right, this movie's fun. Don't look at me like that! I still stand by the fact the first movie is better.
[00:49:31] Riz Lightyear: Barbies! This was my isle as a kid.
[00:49:38] Speaker 6: Hi, tour guide Barbie! I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud! Then make room for the single fellas!
[00:49:45] Speaker 13: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour! Thank you! It says how you defeat sir! Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir!
[00:49:55] Speaker 4: My source of power!
[00:49:58] Riz Lightyear: There was like 30 of them at the front of the store. He doesn't remember that, Benji. Slow down!
[00:50:03] Speaker ?: Dinosaur!
[00:50:04] Speaker 4: Overboard! Slow down!
[00:50:06] Speaker 23: Fermene ser sentados, por favor!
[00:50:09] Riz Lightyear: Fermene ser sentados, por favor!
[00:50:11] Speaker 23: Listen to me, you're not really a space ranger.
[00:50:13] Riz Lightyear: Where did he get a spare box? That's a great question, because he wasn't in a box. No.
[00:50:18] Speaker 26: In 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
[00:50:22] Speaker 2: That's a comment on, uh, a few things, but definitely also Star Wars.
[00:50:26] Riz Lightyear: Get in the car!
[00:50:28] Speaker ?: Buzz, I know how to defeat Serge!
[00:50:29] Riz Lightyear: And a comment on, um, K-pop demon hunters, but they didn't know it yet.
[00:50:34] Speaker 2: You should have immediately known that's not your buzz!
[00:50:37] Riz Lightyear: Right?
[00:50:38] Speaker 9: Andy's gonna have a hard time ripping this! Now you can go! Hey, whatcha doing way up here? Emily was just the same.
[00:50:46] Benjwoody: Sing about it.
[00:50:47] Speaker 9: But she was my whole world.
[00:50:49] Benjwoody: When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
[00:50:55] Speaker 7: Every hour spent together is within my heart.
[00:51:04] Riz Lightyear: That's the tree from Bugs Life.
[00:51:06] Speaker 4: We had each other, that was all.
[00:51:09] Riz Lightyear: That is? Well, it's definitely the, uh, the CGI model, yes. Oh no, now she likes makeup. What a monster. Yeah, women are monsters for liking makeup. Oh no. Because they glutified those horses. This is nasty. Not you pulling the Oliver and Company on her.
[00:51:33] Speaker 2: You could also have sold that and gotten so much more money. Why'd you leave it at there?
[00:51:37] Riz Lightyear: I don't think she realized. Oh, Charity. Ouch. Nasty. I don't know why. I'm even drunk and that just doesn't make me that sad. I feel like that scene has never hit me the way it hits everyone else. And I cry at everything. Because you're heartless, dear. Benji, I cry at everything.
[00:51:54] Speaker 9: How long will it last, Woody? Andy's growing up. Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?
[00:52:03] Speaker 13: Yee-haw! Hey, Woody! Have neither of you seen a cowboy dog? Why no, why haven't? Hey, he was talking to me! No, he was talking to me! What are you?
[00:52:12] Benjwoody: I like how you can see his arms start shaking when the other one started talking. He was already pissed.
[00:52:16] Speaker 14: I hadn't noticed that before. I got it. It's him.
[00:52:21] Speaker 12: I'm an agent of Zerg if I ever saw one.
[00:52:25] Riz Lightyear: I did forget that wasn't there. Buzz for a second. What?! Benji, how could you not recognize me? Yes!
[00:52:31] Speaker 14: Yes! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
[00:52:34] Riz Lightyear: There's a part of me that feels a little sad for this guy. But he shouldn't have stole. He should've just gone on fucking eBay. eBay was barely a thing. You might be right. Wow. He got that falling with style down. So close. I want a Zerg toy. Yeah. I don't know why I haven't bought one yet, but I just don't have the space and I don't collect toys like that. Yeah, and you also didn't you give away your Woody and Buzz finally? You're a monster. You can have adventures with some other kid who actually cares.
[00:53:12] Speaker 12: I've infiltrated enemy territory without detection.
[00:53:14] Riz Lightyear: Arbuzz doesn't have that sticker.
[00:53:16] Speaker 6: Does Arbuzz not have that sticker? I haven't been paying attention.
[00:53:19] Riz Lightyear: I guess we should see because I didn't see him get it back.
[00:53:22] Speaker 6: Which way do we go?
[00:53:23] Speaker ?: This way.
[00:53:24] Riz Lightyear: Like he fully, his thing is a sticker. He's just making shit up. I know. I'm insane.
[00:53:29] Speaker 11: Everyone, grab hold! Why not just take the elevator? They'll be expecting that.
[00:53:36] Riz Lightyear: He's kind of a fucking moron. And where did those come from? They're the action figure accessories. Oh no, those accessories would be in the box, not on him. In that weird belt that definitely wouldn't fit them.
[00:53:48] Speaker 14: Six packages to Japan is how much?
[00:53:54] Riz Lightyear: Get back to the other characters.
[00:53:55] Speaker 2: This is so boring.
[00:53:56] Benjwoody: Come on. This is the whole thing. He's got like a matching set.
[00:54:00] Speaker 2: You know what? I'm actually excited about this.
[00:54:03] Riz Lightyear: I'm not. Stop trying to convince yourself. Move on. I think there was something about him having a set that made this fun for me to watch.
[00:54:11] Benjwoody: Because like all the toys were so mismatched. I was like, come on. Some of these have to have like a set with them. Like Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. I was like, it's cool to see their set.
[00:54:26] Speaker 1: I'm going to let go of the wall. What? No, no, no. One, two, three. Hold on. I'm coming. Hold on. Yeah, I saw those trailers too, Benji.
[00:54:56] Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, no. What in the gay hell is this?
[00:55:05] Speaker 11: Trouble around these parts. Carry a bit. Ride like the wind, bullseye. Hold up. I'm coming.
[00:55:14] Speaker 4: In all the trailers. Hold up. What are we going to do, Buzz? Use your head.
[00:55:18] Speaker 13: But I don't want to use my head. Hold on. I'm coming.
[00:55:26] Speaker 1: Watch yourself. We're here to spring yet, Woody. What does Buzz think is happening?
[00:55:31] Speaker 12: He thinks that they kidnapped from Zerg. Hold it right there. Buzz? I am Buzz Lightyear. No, I'm Buzz Lightyear. I am Buzz Lightyear. I'm Buzz Lightyear. He's been trained by Zerg himself to mimic my every move.
[00:55:47] Speaker 2: Buzz. Could have just led with that, but whatever. He wanted to torture that Buzz. He said you had to scum.
[00:55:53] Speaker 12: I can't abandon these guys. They need me. You're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You are a toy.
[00:56:01] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God. So much of this movie is just a repeat of the first. What is that not done with any other second movie? Normal.
[00:56:09] Speaker 2: I see what you're going for, but you butchered the landing on that.
[00:56:12] Speaker 12: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance. To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life, Woody.
[00:56:20] Benjwoody: That's what being alive is about, is being loved and being in love.
[00:56:24] Speaker 11: I thought they'd never leave.
[00:56:28] Benjwoody: That's his song. That's his song?
[00:56:31] Riz Lightyear: I mean, that was an easy way to get an extra song.
[00:56:33] Benjwoody: There's nothing that I wouldn't do for you. We're stuck together. And as the years cut, paint his shit. Friendship will never die.
[00:56:44] Speaker 9: Buzz! Wait! You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[00:56:50] Speaker 2: That's a one-way relationship, buddy.
[00:56:52] Riz Lightyear: He doesn't know you exist. Well, that is the world.
[00:56:55] Speaker 9: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be back in just a second. Andy will play with all of us. I know it. Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Emily?
[00:57:03] Riz Lightyear: Don't subject her to this again. To your fucking... She's gone through trauma, Woody. Pull her through your... Back to your addiction.
[00:57:14] Speaker 9: You're out of your box.
[00:57:16] Benjwoody: And you're out of your cotton-picking mind.
[00:57:19] Speaker 9: Cotton-picking?
[00:57:20] Benjwoody: Yeah, I was like, I don't think that's... Racist!
[00:57:22] Riz Lightyear: Well, he is the Prospector. Oh, that's true.
[00:57:24] Speaker 9: You turned on the TV last night, not Jesse. How did Jesse not see that?
[00:57:28] Speaker 2: They kind of zone out when they pretend to be... Apparently.
[00:57:31] Speaker 9: Prospector, this isn't fair.
[00:57:32] Speaker 22: Fair!
[00:57:33] Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's not fair.
[00:57:36] Speaker 22: Spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf, watching every other toy be sold. No hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now.
[00:57:45] Benjwoody: He is a hand-me-down.
[00:57:46] Speaker 22: It's Al. I'm gonna be late. I just gotta get out of here now.
[00:57:49] Speaker 1: Quick, to the elevator.
[00:57:51] Riz Lightyear: We meet again, Buzz Lightyear.
[00:57:53] Speaker 1: For the last time.
[00:57:56] Riz Lightyear: How many of those does he have? I don't know where they're stored either.
[00:58:00] Speaker 11: Er...
[00:58:00] Riz Lightyear: Hey, throwback.
[00:58:10] Speaker 1: I'll never give in. You killed my father. No, Buzz.
[00:58:14] Speaker 18: I am your father.
[00:58:16] Speaker 10: Buzz, you could have defeated Zerg all along. I can't look. Dwee! No! I finally defeated Zerg!
[00:58:30] Speaker 2: Father. Father.
[00:58:33] Riz Lightyear: Fuck. I love the elevator music as Slinky's trying to get this shit done. Slinky's gonna get stretched out again. Stinky Pete, you suck.
[00:58:41] Speaker 22: How are we gonna get him now? Pizza, anyone?
[00:58:45] Riz Lightyear: Yeah! Come on, yo.
[00:58:47] Speaker 12: Buzz, are you coming? No, I have a lot of catching up to do with...
[00:58:50] Riz Lightyear: My dad!
[00:58:52] Speaker 1: Strangers from the outside.
[00:58:54] Speaker ?: Oh, no.
[00:58:55] Riz Lightyear: Is that the exact same pizza planet truck? Yeah.
[00:58:59] Speaker 13: It's for immediate loading and unloading.
[00:59:07] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, that's LAX. And that quote is from Airplane. How did they cut holes in the bottom?
[00:59:13] Speaker 4: Will you just leave me alone? Do you have a fragile sticker or something you can put on that?
[00:59:16] Riz Lightyear: You really should have done that as a carry-on. That's way too dangerous to get lost. And expensive.
[00:59:20] Speaker 12: Just need to find that case.
[00:59:24] Riz Lightyear: Hold up! No. He just shit himself. How many big green boxes are there? At least two, Benji. I guess locks don't mean a thing in this universe.
[00:59:39] Speaker 12: Okay, buddy. Let's go. Bam!
[00:59:41] Benjwoody: Oh, my goodness. That was me. Oh, no.
[00:59:43] Speaker 12: No one does that to my friend.
[00:59:47] Benjwoody: Don't let him do that to you.
[00:59:49] Speaker 22: You can go to Japan together. Or in pieces. To get in a box. Never!
[00:59:53] Benjwoody: Woody! Grow a pair of fur or whatever. Come on. You're a sheriff. You haven't dealt with bad guys before?
[01:00:00] Speaker 9: I think it's time you learn the true meaning of playtime. Right over there, guys! No! Look, Barbie.
[01:00:07] Speaker 19: A big ugly man doll. He needs a makeover. You'll like Amy.
[01:00:14] Speaker 7: She's an artist!
[01:00:15] Riz Lightyear: Oh, her head is shaved halfway. Hey, Stinky Pete's going to enjoy himself, you know? What do you mean? This is, you know? He's going to be a queer little icon by the time it's done. He's going to be a little girl dad. Oh, no.
[01:00:27] Speaker 6: Jesse! Jesse! Jump out, Jesse! Yeah, use some... Put some effort into it!
[01:00:33] Speaker 2: Damn. The way they do not give a fuck in this airport. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a boost.
[01:00:44] Speaker 14: Oh, shit. Oh, my God!
[01:00:50] Riz Lightyear: Yikes. I'm always afraid that this is what actually happens in airports. That's why I don't put anything valuable in a checked bag. I feel bad, too, for Jesse right here.
[01:01:01] Speaker 9: Excuse me, ma'am. But I believe you're on the wrong flight. Woody. Come on, Jess. It's time to take you home.
[01:01:07] Speaker 8: What if Andy doesn't like me?
[01:01:09] Riz Lightyear: We don't have time for this.
[01:01:10] Speaker 9: He's got a little sister.
[01:01:11] Speaker 8: He does? Why don't you say so? Let's go!
[01:01:14] Riz Lightyear: And she'll forget you even quicker than Andy did. Like, for real. The fuck?
[01:01:19] Speaker ?: Too late!
[01:01:20] Riz Lightyear: Damn.
[01:01:22] Speaker 7: You sure about this?
[01:01:24] Speaker 2: No!
[01:01:24] Benjwoody: You didn't get these people killed.
[01:01:26] Speaker 2: And a plane just went over the seas of Tokyo.
[01:01:29] Benjwoody: Just crashed into the Atlantic Ocean or the Pacific.
[01:01:35] Speaker 1: I got that. What's a cowboy without his hat? What's a cowboy without his hat? Buzz!
[01:01:41] Benjwoody: Hey, look. Jesse! Yeah, she's a cowboy.
[01:01:44] Speaker 9: Play! Pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup! But it was canceled! We never saw him! You made it! Let's find out.
[01:01:52] Riz Lightyear: Let's find out together! Oh, that's great. That's a good moment. Oh! She's like a real quick.
[01:01:58] Speaker 6: Nice!
[01:01:59] Benjwoody: There's a snake in my boots!
[01:02:02] Speaker 4: That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
[01:02:05] Riz Lightyear: Bullseye is fast as fuck! Fast as fuck, boy! Let's go home.
[01:02:12] Speaker 16: Wow, new toys!
[01:02:14] Speaker ?: Cool! Thanks, Mom!
[01:02:16] Speaker 2: I hated the fact that his wood... That his...
[01:02:19] Speaker 16: Hey, you fixed Woody!
[01:02:20] Riz Lightyear: No, he didn't! He butchered Woody! Don't worry. It'll be fixed next year.
[01:02:25] Speaker 16: We're part of a family again! Aren't you the sweetest face toy I ever met?
[01:02:34] Speaker 6: You ready for a penis joke, Benji? Don't worry. You're about to get a penis joke.
[01:02:41] Riz Lightyear: And... Penis joke.
[01:02:45] Speaker 2: You know, you could have just run the same old commercial you had. You don't have to film a new commercial. No, because the sale changed, maybe.
[01:02:57] Speaker 9: Nice and strong. I like it.
[01:03:00] Benjwoody: I like it.
[01:03:01] Speaker 9: You're eternally grateful.
[01:03:03] Speaker 4: Oh, my hero! And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them!
[01:03:09] Benjwoody: Oh, they just got a whole family.
[01:03:13] Speaker 24: You're fixed! Oh, yeah. Mr. Shock looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker.
[01:03:17] Riz Lightyear: He's got squeakers lying around the toy box? They ripped it out of another sentient toy smell. That's like, actually...
[01:03:22] Speaker 24: I think I feel a song coming on!
[01:03:25] Speaker 27: You've got a friend in me.
[01:03:27] Speaker 6: Well, let's remember what you all said.
[01:03:30] Speaker 8: I think she's ready to drive the car yet. Yeah, and I can teach her!
[01:03:33] Speaker 9: It'll be fun while it lasts. When it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.
[01:03:39] Riz Lightyear: Or not! Except when he ditches him later.
[01:03:43] Speaker 9: You've got a friend in me.
[01:03:44] Speaker 13: Yes, you do! It's the truth!
[01:03:51] Speaker 22: Yeah!
[01:03:52] Benjwoody: Nice. Well, what'd you think of that there, partner? That was solid. And there's an argument to be made that it's still in line with the third movie.
[01:04:03] Riz Lightyear: I just still think Andy shouldn't have given away his toys. Well, we'll get... We'll cross that bridge when they get there.
[01:04:08] Speaker 6: But there's also an argument to be made that it's not as bad as I thought it was.
[01:04:14] Riz Lightyear: I still would rather watch the first one and the third one before I watch the second one. But it's not the worst. There's a lot of creativity in it. And you know what? It still gets me a little bit. I wish the Jesse part made me cry. Like, I'm not even trying to be opposite. You know me. I cry at shit. I don't know why the Jesse thing. I've always just been like... Because you don't care about your toys. Oh, yes.
[01:04:36] Benjwoody: You're a hateful, heartless person. You suck. And you abandon people. And you don't know what loyalty is. So I guess that part will never really hit you. Because you've never been loved or known love for another person. And I forgive you. So if you enjoyed that reaction... Catching strays over here.
[01:04:58] Riz Lightyear: Those weren't strays, though. Those were directs.
[01:05:01] Speaker 2: He got me directly.
[01:05:02] Riz Lightyear: You're out in the gizzard. I'm joking. And I'm Rizzo. We're going to move on to the third one until then. Sweet Toy Stories.
[01:05:15] Speaker 6: Silly dreams, pop stars. We are watching Toy Story 3.
[01:05:19] Riz Lightyear: Benji's favorite Toy Story movie of all time. Benji, explain to the pop stars why you love this movie so much. Listen here, okay?
[01:05:27] Benjwoody: My understanding of the Toy Story series from 1995 to 99 was that Andy is special. Andy doesn't give away his toys. Andy cares about things. They said kids destroy their toys. And Andy has proven that he does not destroy his toys. He takes care of them. Those toys are in perfect meant condition pretty much at all times. And he doesn't give them away. He loves his toys. And that's what he got Jesse on. He said, guess what? I have a kid and he's different. He loves us. Every movie is about getting back to Andy because Andy's special. We love Andy. And then on top of that, Andy has a little sister. So when Andy's too old, we get passed down. What happens? What happens at the end of this movie? Andy just gives the toys away. And not only does he just give them away, he drops them off to what is essentially a stranger.
[01:06:19] Riz Lightyear: A three-year-old stranger at that. She's three, right? I don't know how old she is, but she's a stranger. She doesn't give up about these toys. Because this is our channel. This is a kid's movie. This is nice. I watched this the one time. I don't know if I've seen this since I saw it for the first time. But I was very, very upset with the ending. As far as what my understanding has always been, is that Andy is special.
[01:06:42] Benjwoody: Andy loves us. Andy would never give us away. And then in the third movie, he just gives them away. And not to someone that he should give them away to. Not to his little sister like we were promised and set up in the second movie. But to a strange little girl who, like I said when I first saw it, I was like, she doesn't give a fuck about those toys. She's going to get rid of them. She's going to give them away. She's going to lose them. She's going to break them. And guess what the fuck happened? Everybody's like, no, no. It's the passing of the torch. She's going to be the one who takes care of her. Her name is on the bottom. Like, no, no, no. He knows her. He gave this to somebody who he knew would take care of him. Where did they end up?
[01:07:17] Riz Lightyear: Gone.
[01:07:18] Benjwoody: Giving the fuck away.
[01:07:19] Riz Lightyear: Like I fucking said in the end of the third movie. Guess just another thing I was right about. What's that from? I don't know, but it sounds familiar. So I'm upset. I'm upset that he gave his toys. I'm upset with Andy for giving them away. I'm upset with Bonnie for not caring about them. But Bonnie was three. So, you know, that really comes with the territory. And I'm upset with the writers for thinking that that is an acceptable thing to do to our toys.
[01:07:41] Speaker 2: All right.
[01:07:42] Riz Lightyear: We're going to get ready because I've got counterpoints. The original Toy Story had a concept that was so unique and so funny. It's just as simple as what if toys come to life? They made an adult movie that could only be made in the medium of animation. They weren't making a kid's movie. They made a movie in the animated form. A workplace buddy comedy. The commentary said this. For these toys, playing with Andy is their job. So they're just going to act like co-workers. And then in comes Buzz who takes this seriously. It is a simple premise. It is a funny premise. And it's what makes that first movie work so fucking well. Because Woody tries to play it off as if it's just a job. It doesn't matter. He's playing down how important it is to him. And then you have a character who just comes in and just does his job even easier.
[01:08:29] Speaker 2: And doesn't even appreciate what it is. And then that makes Woody go apeshit. And it leads to some fucking hilarious comedy.
[01:08:35] Riz Lightyear: It's also the best use of those two characters. The way they bounce off each other. Those characters are brilliant. But that first movie is pretty straightforward. It's pretty mundane in its view on being a toy. Andy is not revered in that first movie. Andy's kind of just a regular boy. He's kind of revered. But he's not the god-like person he becomes in the sequel. And that I think even as a kid was my problem with the Toy Story 2. Is it became overly sentimental. It went from being a workplace buddy comedy. That was an adult movie made as an animation. And it became an animated movie for kids that had adult themes. And I think that second movie is just overly sentimental. Overly saccharine. It suddenly takes Andy from being just the co-worker job that they work at.
[01:09:17] Speaker 2: And suddenly every line is about how Andy's the greatest. Andy would never. Andy this. Andy that. No fucking kids like that. He wasn't like that in the first movie. He was fucking tossing Woody around. Kicking him to shit. He was only playing with those other toys. Because they were in his room. Because they were fucking Bonnie's. Oh, not Bonnie's.
[01:09:33] Riz Lightyear: I don't know. No, his sister. Whatever his sister's name is. Oh, some of them. But not all of them. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. They're all his toys. Yeah, but he didn't have a reverence for them. And then from the second movie on, they're like, Well, Andy's gotta keep his Mr. and Mrs. Potato. And I'm like, no, he fucking doesn't. He's a teenage boy. Like, get them. Get those out of here. So where's your argument that Andy shouldn't have given away his toys? My argument was, ultimately, I'm okay with him giving away his toys. Because, as per the first movie, Andy's just a regular boy. It wasn't until the second movie where they turned Andy into this, like, God-like entity to worship who could never do any wrong. And I never liked that as a kid. And I still don't like it. So, all I'm hearing is based off the established lore, I'm right. He had a little sister.
[01:10:13] Benjwoody: And the whole point was that when he got too old to play with us, we wouldn't go in the closet. We wouldn't be given away like Jesse was. Because at the end of the day, Jesse was sad to be under the bed.
[01:10:24] Riz Lightyear: But she really is, the tragic part of her story is when she was finally given away because now she has no chance to reconnect with her human. Her human is gone now. Instead of giving his toys away at the beginning of college to a three-year-old, pass them to your sister. Your sister plays with them. Your sister, at that point, is seven. She's old enough to respect and not destroy the toys. She's old enough to understand that these are significant family heirlooms from my older brother. And I respect them because of that. Then by the time she was 18 and not playing with the toys anymore, then Andy would have had another eight years to graduate college, get married, and have his first kids. And then he could have passed them or brought them out and had them sitting in the nursery until the baby was old enough to play with them. Everything you're saying here, those are all your imaginations based on a fallible logic that the second movie introduces. The first movie, he is what he is. There is no promise of whether or not there is a tomorrow. It's just, we get to play with him now. And then when we don't, I should be okay to move on. To me, I think that it is a commentary on playing with your toys respectfully. And it's not that he's this deity of a good kid that is just somehow psychically in tune to the fact that his toys are alive. He is just a nice, careful kid who cares about the stuff that he has. So therefore, being with Andy is being safe because Andy is a good kid. It's like being with a good guy versus being with a toxic guy. Yeah, but if that good guy puts you in the closet, you shouldn't be allowed to fucking move on. And you shouldn't have to sit there going, well, maybe he'll give me to his daughter. Well, maybe he'll give me to his daughter. But that's what I'm saying.
[01:11:47] Benjwoody: But what I'm saying is the issue is that they wrote it wrong because he wasn't supposed to put them in a closet. But that's what, it's not realistic. He wasn't supposed to hand it down. It's not realistic.
[01:11:56] Speaker 13: Because who do you think played with my toys when I went to college? My little fucking brother. Do you have all of your toys? I didn't even have to hand them to him. I literally left him in the toy box and he kept playing with them. Do you still have all your toys? And now who played with them? His fucking son. I don't care. They were wrong. It's not unrealistic. God damn it. Benji, it's unrealistic.
[01:12:20] Speaker 2: Not every single kid could do that. And just because you have your toys are somehow stuck in the fucking Twilight. Zone doesn't mean that's how it exists for everything. It's unrealistic for a goddamn teenager who's straight to keep all of his goddamn toys,
[01:12:34] Riz Lightyear: including Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. Whatever. And hand them over. The toys we grew up with are actually in a storage shed and we need to figure out. And that's fucking sad. Maybe. Give them to a goddamn kid. They're not actually alive as far as you're concerned. They're not alive. Yeah, but that means a kid can't enjoy them and or they can't be excited.
[01:12:50] Benjwoody: If I was a toy, I would rather hang out with my friends in a closet than be torn apart in a fucking daycare.
[01:12:56] Riz Lightyear: Sorry, that's just what it is. Sorry. Well, then you can move. You can walk the fuck away. But they can't because they're religiously traumatized to stick to what they have to do. I have a half sibling that I had his toys in my toy box. Like it's just basic hand-me-down rules is why toss your toys and have to buy a whole set
[01:13:15] Benjwoody: of new toys for a new kid when you can literally start with a handful of toys already and then just add to it and then every kid gets more toys going into it. My older brother played with his older brother's toys. I played with my older brother's toys. My little brother played with my toys. We all played with each other's toys. We played differently. I would say that my little brother was a little rougher with toys.
[01:13:35] Riz Lightyear: You know, I was, but you know, that is what it is. As conflicting as it is, it does have those two perspectives. It's like, it's not going to last forever. It can't last forever. And in fact, it's actually more important to at least just enjoy the time you have instead of being put in a closet like a museum. You know what's crazy? The second one says that at the end. But what I'm saying is like, you're basically like, oh, it's fine that they're in the closet when the entire second movie is like, don't be stuck in a museum. But the thing is, is they're not going to be in a closet forever. I think the difference between- But you don't know that. That's your perspective. That is you projecting onto Andy what he should do with his family. We don't know if he's going to get married. We don't know if he's going to have kids. All we see in that movie is that Andy has a sister that doesn't care. And then he hands over and just by logic of the second movie- Did they say she doesn't care? Let's watch. We've been ranting for 40 minutes. That's all you had to say.
[01:14:24] Benjwoody: I've only seen this movie once, but I am going to say something really quick. Okay.
[01:14:27] Riz Lightyear: Even if Andy's little sister was not interested in the toys, I think he did a terrible job giving his toys to a three-year-old. I think that that is like-
[01:14:36] Speaker 6: Ages three and up. It's on his box, ages three and up.
[01:14:40] Riz Lightyear: Whose box is that? Fucking Potato Head. Potato Head, exactly.
[01:14:43] Speaker 1: We're going to- Three, two, one, fucking engaged.
[01:14:46] Riz Lightyear: Welcome back, pop stars. No, I was just saying, we're doing all this debating and arguing and going back and forth. I've only seen this movie one time. Yeah, but I'm trying to set you up for success. Like, I'm just saying-
[01:14:58] Benjwoody: I'm going into this to hate it.
[01:14:59] Riz Lightyear: You don't need to hate this movie based on something I think they didn't set up properly in the second movie. I don't know. I think, like you said, there's a through line. This opening's great. Whoa. Who is that?
[01:15:15] Speaker 9: Shit, it's you! That's me! You got a date with Justice, one-eyed Bart. Ah, did you know it was me? I'm a married man. Yes! One-eyed Patty.
[01:15:24] Speaker 2: One-eyed Patty. I like how agile the Potato Heads are, especially for things that could easily lose all of their parts.
[01:15:32] Riz Lightyear: Bullseye. Bullseye. And Jesse. You realize what this is, right? Indiana Jones. They're kind of remaking the first movie's imagination sequence. The opening, yeah. I thought you didn't like fake sequences. This one works because he is actively playing with them. So they are experiencing it and Andy's experiencing it.
[01:15:56] Speaker 14: The orphans!
[01:15:58] Riz Lightyear: And we're seeing it from their perspective.
[01:16:00] Speaker 2: We're seeing why they're so fucking, I gotta get me a playtime. Because this is pretty thrilling.
[01:16:05] Speaker 4: Try not to win, Bullseye!
[01:16:06] Speaker 2: I hope in one of the Toy Story movies we get a version of this, but from like an evil kid's perspective.
[01:16:12] Riz Lightyear: Like the horror world version of Sid's playtime. I'm surprised they haven't done that already, actually. I'm surprised they don't do more of this throughout the movies. It's almost the same thing, except one was a video game and one was... But this one matters. To all the characters. That is nice.
[01:16:32] Speaker 11: Glad I could catch the train!
[01:16:34] Riz Lightyear: Didn't see that coming, did you? You thought they died! Well, I didn't think they died. I was like, what did you think? You thought they died, Benji! If Buzz can fly carrying an entire train, why do they even bother sheriffing? Just give him the badge.
[01:16:46] Speaker 1: Reach for the sky. You can't touch me, Sheriff.
[01:16:50] Riz Lightyear: It's like the Avengers trying to stop Thanos when it was really... Just Captain Marvel. R.I.P. Jim Varney. He wasn't able to voice because he died in like 99 or 2000. Who eats force field dogs? That's fantastic that they did bring that back and incorporated new characters. Oh my God.
[01:17:11] Speaker 2: And they got the Jurassic Park roar.
[01:17:15] Riz Lightyear: And I will say, this is a good callback to the second movie because he got the evil Dr. Porkchop.
[01:17:21] Speaker 20: It's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[01:17:23] Riz Lightyear: And he would be Zerg if Andy had a Zerg toy. Yeah. Why doesn't Andy have a Zerg toy? I feel like that's an oversight, right? My mom bought the one toy for his birthday. He said, I liked Buzz and that was it. That's fair. I mean, there are toys that I would just buy the hero character. I'm like, I've got enemy toys.
[01:17:40] Speaker 2: But you think like after getting a Jesse, he'd also go, you know what?
[01:17:43] Riz Lightyear: Maybe I want to expand the Buzz lore. Nah.
[01:17:50] Speaker 4: I can't watch.
[01:17:57] Riz Lightyear: This is like a flashback.
[01:17:58] Speaker ?: Mom.
[01:17:59] Speaker 8: No, no, no. Just keep playing. Just pretend I'm not here.
[01:18:02] Riz Lightyear: No. Molly. Molly. That was her name.
[01:18:05] Speaker 4: 50 foot baby from outer space. And she's on a rampage.
[01:18:09] Speaker 2: Oh. He's so good. He's a yes and-er. I don't hate Andy. I just don't necessarily like the way they treat him from the toys perspective. But he is a great kid. This kid knows how to fucking play.
[01:18:21] Benjwoody: Of course he's a great kid. I think that's the point. When they say Andy's different, they're like, Andy knows how to play. Andy knows how to not hurt us.
[01:18:27] Riz Lightyear: It's okay that they had the luck once and then they get to move on. Because he's, you know, an adult now.
[01:18:32] Speaker 18: None of them will ever love you the way I do.
[01:18:37] Speaker 9: Okay. Places. Everyone. Come on. Come on. Get in position. Here they come.
[01:18:41] Riz Lightyear: I don't want to know what's in that sock. Ew, David. How old are they in this? He's college age.
[01:18:46] Speaker 9: Oh. All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
[01:18:49] Riz Lightyear: Are they going to text him and be like, play with us? Oh, he. Okay. They didn't give him a sticker back. I don't think they showed it in the second movie. So we just assumed it might have been back. Or they showed it in- I was waiting for them to show it again. Because I was like, I, in the second, I was like, I don't think they showed it. I'd be mad if I was Andy. Like, I've had this toy for what? Like two months? And I already missing, I'm missing the sticker. Hey, look. It's adult Andy.
[01:19:14] Speaker 28: They ask you how you are. You just have to say that you're fine. Hello?
[01:19:18] Riz Lightyear: Rex is like, play with us.
[01:19:20] Speaker ?: Anyone there?
[01:19:22] Speaker 26: Molly, stay out of my room.
[01:19:24] Speaker ?: I wasn't in your room.
[01:19:25] Riz Lightyear: No, it's sad. And that's why I like the ending of them being able to move on. It's about appreciating the season you had. This is sad. Look at this.
[01:19:32] Speaker ?: Who are we kidding? The kid's 17 years old.
[01:19:35] Riz Lightyear: Oh, he's only 17? He's about to go to college.
[01:19:37] Speaker 9: A staff meeting? Oh, not again. Gather everyone up. Uh, we are gathered, Woody.
[01:19:42] Riz Lightyear: He's a pretty good impersonator.
[01:19:44] Speaker 9: I'm calling it, guys. We're closing up shop. What? Andy's going to college any day now? He went early. That was our last shot.
[01:19:51] Riz Lightyear: I know.
[01:19:52] Speaker 2: 17? Yeah.
[01:19:53] Speaker 1: Hey, Sarge. What are you doing? War's over, folks. Me and the boys are moving on. The war is over. We've done our duty.
[01:20:00] Speaker 12: Andy's grown up.
[01:20:01] Speaker 2: There's only three of them left, too. That was a rough war. Damn.
[01:20:04] Speaker 12: You guys are the first to go. Trash bags.
[01:20:06] Riz Lightyear: That's true.
[01:20:07] Speaker 2: That was their Vietnam.
[01:20:08] Riz Lightyear: They were like, we lost this war, y'all. We lost most of our people. We lost people to the trash bags.
[01:20:12] Speaker 2: You're going to need it.
[01:20:13] Speaker ?: No, no, no, wait. We're all still here. Yeah, we've lost friends along the way.
[01:20:18] Speaker 9: Wheezy and Etch and Bo Peep.
[01:20:20] Riz Lightyear: Ugh. Damn. Yeah? Don't worry. We'll get to her in the fourth movie.
[01:20:25] Speaker 9: Andy's going to tuck us in the attic. We'll all be together. There's games up there and books. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box, they're fun, right?
[01:20:35] Speaker 2: Santa? I wonder if they're all like zealotry, too, or like Buzz, where they have their own delusion
[01:20:41] Speaker 10: It's Christmas time, y'all.
[01:20:42] Speaker 13: Santa exists. I better find my other eye. Where'd you leave it this time? Someplace dark and dusty.
[01:20:49] Riz Lightyear: She comes right to see through the other one. Where is it?
[01:20:53] Speaker 4: Andy's going to take care of us. I guarantee it.
[01:20:55] Speaker 2: I think also why I like this movie is, first off, someone, I looked through the letterbox on the second movie. I was like, someone's got to hate this as much as I do. And one person said, it's just the same room over and over again.
[01:21:06] Riz Lightyear: The second movie mostly takes place in one room. I was like, yeah, it feels small. Every movie is the same. No, you're fair. Your toys get lost and they have to make their way back to somewhere. I will never argue with you on that. Like, we're going to get lost this time.
[01:21:23] Speaker 8: Anything you're not taking to college either goes in the attic or it's trash. Mom, I'm not leaving until Friday.
[01:21:28] Riz Lightyear: Same voice as Andy, by the way. Oh, cool. Yeah.
[01:21:31] Speaker 8: Why do you still have these toys? Molly, out of my room.
[01:21:34] Riz Lightyear: See, she doesn't even care about the toys.
[01:21:36] Speaker 8: The children at the daycare. They're always asking for donations. What's daycare? You choose the toys you want to donate. I'll drop them off at Sunnyside.
[01:21:45] Speaker 29: Hello, darkness, my old friend.
[01:21:49] Speaker 2: Doesn't give a fuck.
[01:21:51] Riz Lightyear: But of course, you don't like the whole movie, so can't you really use it as an argument? You can't because they already fucked up by making the movie.
[01:21:58] Speaker 26: Mom, no one's going to want those old toys. They're junk. You have till Friday.
[01:22:03] Riz Lightyear: Why would you do that? Why would you make Andy say that to them? That's somebody's choice. He didn't have to call them junk. He has an arc, too, where he learns he cares about them, but he can't hold on to them because it's not what toys should be. We'll see. I'll watch.
[01:22:18] Speaker 2: That's the most unrealistic thing ever. The fact that that slinky dog is still slinking up a joint.
[01:22:28] Riz Lightyear: Remember that from the trailers. He almost brought them to college.
[01:22:35] Benjwoody: Oh, shit. How the turntables and turntables suck at Space Ranger. Oh, no. I knew I was his fucking favorite. You need a hand?
[01:22:45] Speaker ?: I got it.
[01:22:45] Benjwoody: I will say, out of all of my stuffed animals that I had as a kid, I did keep my oldest one.
[01:22:50] Riz Lightyear: I mean, yeah, that's fair. Like, that's realistic. I get it.
[01:22:53] Benjwoody: Carol, no! This is his toy! Talking toys! Just put him in the attic, please. Oh, okay, okay.
[01:23:09] Riz Lightyear: When did this come out? 2010. Oh, so he's like 9 or 10.
[01:23:20] Speaker 11: We're on the curb! Oh, I know what it comes to this. Pull, everyone! Pull!
[01:23:24] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[01:23:25] Speaker 11: I can hear the garbage truck!
[01:23:28] Riz Lightyear: You know who that is? Sid? Yeah! Same voice actor, too! Except you got way more years than you got with Emily. Yeah, Emily sucked.
[01:23:43] Speaker 9: Fellas, I know what to do! Don't you know this box is being donated? We have a plan.
[01:23:48] Speaker 8: We're going to daycare! Daycare?
[01:23:51] Benjwoody: Come out. He's going to put you in the attic.
[01:23:53] Speaker 8: Andy's moving on, Woody. It's time we did the same. You guys need to listen.
[01:23:57] Benjwoody: Listen, didn't they learn to believe him in the first movie?
[01:24:00] Speaker 2: Like, always, he's always just kind of got a one-track mind. He's privileged, and he only sees things from his person.
[01:24:06] Benjwoody: He is, but he was trying to watch out for all of them. He was like, y'all, we're about to go to the attic. We wanted to go to the attic. Yeah, but, you know, as case in our room, he gets to go to college. That was like I said.
[01:24:15] Riz Lightyear: Like, you were saying that they don't want to go to the attic, but they wanted to. No, they wanted to because they've deluded themselves into believing that that's the best option.
[01:24:23] Speaker 9: Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed-up old toys Guys who have no owners. You'll be begging to go home.
[01:24:33] Benjwoody: Wait, no. This is the one where we meet the strawberry bear, and the fucking daycare kids nearly destroy them, and then they have to run away.
[01:24:42] Speaker 2: Just watch the movie, Benji. Just watch the movie, okay?
[01:24:45] Riz Lightyear: Try to enjoy this like it's the first time.
[01:24:47] Speaker 8: Woody, it's nice. The door has a rainbow on it. I just wanted to drop these old toys off. Is this Bonnie?
[01:24:55] Speaker 2: She's so cute.
[01:24:56] Speaker ?: Hi.
[01:24:57] Speaker 2: Hey, how are you?
[01:24:58] Speaker 8: Molly and Andy?
[01:24:59] Speaker 2: You might kick her off that goddamn counter, don't you?
[01:25:02] Riz Lightyear: I just want to ground her and tell her, you take care of your toys. They were really trying hard. That Bonnie propaganda was working hard. How long did they even have Bonnie on their little feet in the parks? Like a year before they were like, she gave them away. Think about the fourth movie, because you also haven't seen that recently either, and you're spouting stuff from that that you don't even remember.
[01:25:24] Speaker 2: It's wild how much I know the first movie though, like comparatively first movies, like 99%, I know it everything else, 10%, 20% maybe.
[01:25:41] Speaker 27: I thought I heard new voices.
[01:25:46] Riz Lightyear: As much as I love the scent of Lotso, there's a part of me that's like, I can't fucking buy you, you're a monster. You're going to torture all the, whatever toys I have left in my house.
[01:25:55] Speaker 27: Do toys here get played with every day? All day long. When the kids get old, new ones come in. No owners means no heartbreak.
[01:26:04] Benjwoody: This is literally just the prospector again. I know. These people trying to freaking gaslight them and to go, sounds like he doesn't like you. It's like, he does.
[01:26:12] Riz Lightyear: There's just always a random misunderstanding every few years that makes us get lost and we have to come back. Well, that's why I like the third movie, because I'm like, it is essentially a remake of the second one, but I just didn't like the second one, because I thought there was issues with it that this one doesn't have. Do you know who does his voice?
[01:26:28] Speaker 25: I'm Ken.
[01:26:30] Riz Lightyear: Matt Damon. No. Well, let me keep thinking. But White. I figured it was Bruce Willis. No, but White. Ah, okay. Right. He looks like he's getting close.
[01:26:40] Speaker 27: Poor baby. We were thrown out together, me and him, abandoned by the same owner.
[01:26:45] Benjwoody: He looks like he's been through some shit. I know.
[01:26:48] Speaker 27: How long has it been since you all got played with? It's been years. In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring and you'll get the playtime that you've been dreaming of. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
[01:26:58] Riz Lightyear: I do remember this. Now, just remember. This is part of why I was like, see, just. See what I'm saying? Benji, just remember. They're about to be torn apart.
[01:27:07] Speaker 2: A movie doesn't include happiness throughout the beginning, middle, and the end. You need to go on an arc, okay?
[01:27:14] Speaker 9: Why don't you stay? I have a kid. You have a kid. Our job is to be there for him.
[01:27:19] Speaker 12: What's important now is we stay together.
[01:27:21] Speaker 9: We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy.
[01:27:23] Riz Lightyear: See, it's just like, and I'm glad this movie kind of, again, you hate it so far. I'm glad this movie has an arc to this theme. I'm like, get over it. It's a human. Andy is all grown up.
[01:27:35] Speaker 2: Yeah, he is.
[01:27:36] Speaker 9: I can't believe how selfish you all are.
[01:27:38] Speaker 2: It's also very different as a straight guy talking to a gay guy. You're like, I still have my toys.
[01:27:43] Benjwoody: I have all of my Sailor Moon dolls.
[01:27:46] Speaker 9: Bullseye. No, I said stay.
[01:27:48] Benjwoody: No, the dog horse is sad.
[01:27:50] Riz Lightyear: No, let him come with you.
[01:27:52] Speaker 9: I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay?
[01:27:54] Riz Lightyear: That's sad.
[01:27:58] Speaker 2: Okay, the following next few minutes is like Woody at his most flippity-floppity.
[01:28:03] Speaker 1: So like even that, like why is his leg is so...
[01:28:07] Riz Lightyear: Literally just like a marionette. I know. Which he was a marionette. Yeah, you know this. I don't even have to tell you. Well, I actually, I put it together when I was watching the second movie this time around. It wasn't a marionette made for the toy. He was a toy made after a marionette. So he's literally just a stringless marionette.
[01:28:25] Speaker 2: But also, he was originally supposed to be a marionette. Well, one of the iterations in the first movie was him possibly being a marionette.
[01:28:37] Riz Lightyear: Right him, cowboy. Right him, cowboy. Let go. Well, he didn't know. I think it would just snatch it out of your hands, you know? Oh, oh, oh, he's dead. I did have an issue with her. Again, I can't fault this movie for what the director chose to do in the fourth movie.
[01:28:53] Speaker 2: But she clearly loves Woody in this one.
[01:28:55] Benjwoody: Where's his hat? Come on. You got to keep all the pieces together. No. Is Andy going to be like, you threw my toys out?
[01:29:02] Riz Lightyear: Because they don't know they're here. I can't tell you anymore. He says she's going to know she donated them, but no.
[01:29:07] Speaker 12: I can hardly wait. Places, everyone.
[01:29:11] Speaker ?: I'm going to get played with.
[01:29:13] Riz Lightyear: I remember this. This was part of my trauma.
[01:29:16] Speaker 2: This scene is amazing, though. It's so ridiculous. I also think this movie gets great use out of, like, toy comedy. Like, even just the gag in the first part where he puts the popcorn. Oh, it's bad. It is bad.
[01:29:31] Benjwoody: Paint in Jesse's hair.
[01:29:35] Riz Lightyear: Where are the teachers? Look, that's not that crazy for kids to play with, although they should definitely not have. Oh, they put them in the, what is this, younger kids or just the more wired kids?
[01:29:47] Speaker 17: Can you tell me where I am? I'm trying to stay in character.
[01:29:51] Riz Lightyear: Character of being a toy?
[01:29:52] Speaker ?: The scary witch. Look out.
[01:29:55] Riz Lightyear: The scary witch. She's going to get you with her witchy powers.
[01:29:59] Speaker 2: What's interesting with this is that in the first movie, they frame Andy's toys as being kind of, like, co-workers in a mundane office. And in this one, they frame Bonnie's toys as being actors in an improv troupe. Yeah. So a lot of their, like, a lot of the language for Woody is, like, we're closing up shop because we're employees. And in this one, they're like, you're classically trained. Like, they're actors, which is funny.
[01:30:25] Speaker 4: No, I got a kink in my sling.
[01:30:28] Speaker 2: Dead! Slinky, you're dead!
[01:30:31] Speaker 24: Oh, great. How do we get up there?
[01:30:33] Speaker 2: I love how agile he is. And I love the fact that they are able to animate the two of them. Woody's just like... And he's very... Oh, this movie's just so visually creative.
[01:30:48] Benjwoody: Everybody's so creative.
[01:30:50] Speaker 1: You know that voice. Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different. Oh, Mr. Softy over here. Oh, okay.
[01:31:00] Benjwoody: Come on. That's Opie Goldberg. Jesus Christ. Well, I did not... She barely said anything.
[01:31:07] Speaker 9: You see, I belong to someone else. He's my Bonnie. And he's leaving soon. I gotta get home.
[01:31:12] Riz Lightyear: It's funny, because his Andy is a lot more, like, messed up, written on, than everybody else's. Because Andy was in kindergarten. Oh, I never noticed that. In the first movie, I was like, oh, the N is backwards, and it's all, like, wonky.
[01:31:25] Speaker 27: I demand to talk to Lotso. Why is this torn tied up? He got out.
[01:31:29] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, who's Ken? He was a superhero. Is it Jeremy Renner? No, like a good superhero. 80s to 90s.
[01:31:38] Speaker 12: The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
[01:31:45] Speaker 27: Granted. But Lotso. This toy's shown initiative, leadership, and we found ourselves a keeper. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
[01:31:55] Riz Lightyear: What about my friends? I want my friends.
[01:31:56] Speaker 27: Those Caterpillar kids need someone to play with. They have toys. But my friends don't belong there. Oh, none of us do. We ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take on the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.
[01:32:08] Riz Lightyear: Fuck you, Lotso. But I think you should also consider that some toys are more fragile. And they can't be there at all. AKA cloth marionette toys, slinky toys, toys with small moving parts.
[01:32:18] Speaker 2: I think I'm going to argue that, as much as I love this movie, not a single one of those toys belong.
[01:32:23] Riz Lightyear: Except maybe the potato heads. But you can lose the parts of the potato heads. Yeah, yeah. But age is three and up. It's on their box. I guess.
[01:32:30] Speaker 27: Remove screws to access battery compartment. Factory setting. No! Slide the switch to demo.
[01:32:37] Speaker ?: No!
[01:32:39] Benjwoody: I'm assuming he gets his memory back.
[01:32:42] Speaker 13: Wait, wait. I see Andy. What?
[01:32:45] Riz Lightyear: Her other eye. I always forget that they do like that kind of overlapping ghost effect.
[01:32:51] Benjwoody: Mommy, where are my toys? I don't know. They were in a bag right here. Like, draw it out of my room. I took that to the curb. Why would you take it to the curb?
[01:32:59] Speaker 2: I like how she could read lips, apparently. He could have been saying, you didn't throw them away. I wanted them in the incinerator.
[01:33:06] Speaker 27: We have to go. Why, you just got here. You ain't leaving Sunnyside.
[01:33:10] Speaker 8: Who's going to stop us?
[01:33:12] Speaker 2: See, and as much as I think this is creative, they don't know what to do with Buzz.
[01:33:17] Riz Lightyear: Like, he's just not an interesting character when he's, like, nice. He's also too efficient.
[01:33:22] Speaker 12: Silence, minions of Zerg. You're in the custody of the Galactic Alliance.
[01:33:25] Riz Lightyear: They really did have to put him back to factory settings. Always, every single movie, they're just like, what the fuck do we do with this thing? Is this the one where he goes into Spanish mode for a while? I won't tell you anything, Benji.
[01:33:37] Speaker 12: Buzz, we're your friends. Spare me your lies, Temptress. In every version, he finds her attractive. Still think she's hot, though.
[01:33:43] Speaker 1: Bewitching good looks. What are you doing to my friends? Get in. Barbie, wait. Don't touch me.
[01:33:50] Speaker 4: We're through.
[01:33:50] Speaker 2: Nice.
[01:33:51] Riz Lightyear: Hell yeah, Barbie.
[01:33:52] Speaker 4: Give me my scarf back.
[01:33:54] Riz Lightyear: Give me my scarf. I appreciate the fact that Barbie's like, I'd rather be chained up. She's like, I want to be locked up with my friends rather than sleep with the enemy.
[01:34:03] Speaker 12: Caught outside their cell spends the night. In the box. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night. In the box. Any doubt I had got pounded out of me at the academy.
[01:34:15] Speaker 27: Listen up, folks. Full day of playtime tomorrow.
[01:34:18] Riz Lightyear: They're not going to make another day of playtime.
[01:34:20] Speaker 9: Who's Velocistar 237?
[01:34:23] Speaker 30: Oh, dinosaur toy down the street. That's nothing. Let me just take care of that. Just a dinosaur.
[01:34:28] Speaker 2: Back in 2010, when I was filming a movie in Ohio, one of the kids that we worked with loved that line. And we would quote that. He was like, it's just a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur.
[01:34:39] Riz Lightyear: I don't know why, but that was his stem for the rest of that shoot. Velocistar.
[01:34:44] Speaker 17: You came from Sunnyside? But how'd you escape? Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
[01:34:53] Riz Lightyear: That's Timothy Dalton.
[01:34:54] Speaker ?: How do you know that?
[01:34:56] Speaker 17: Chuckles.
[01:34:57] Speaker ?: He'll tell you.
[01:34:58] Riz Lightyear: Budlucky, rest in peace, the voice of this toy.
[01:35:01] Speaker 31: He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid. Daisy loved us all.
[01:35:08] Riz Lightyear: That was the baby.
[01:35:09] Speaker 31: But Lotso was special.
[01:35:11] Riz Lightyear: Don't take him through the water, you idiot. I think she ran next to the water.
[01:35:16] Speaker 31: Hit a rest stop after lunch. Daisy fell asleep.
[01:35:20] Riz Lightyear: You think that's the same park where Jessie was abandoned? It looks like it, but also why are her parents stupid? I know, all three of them.
[01:35:28] Benjwoody: You didn't see her bring her three favorite toys and leave them in the field?
[01:35:31] Riz Lightyear: Look, she's a working mom who loves her kids and never stops, but she's exhausted. She's not a single mom. Both of her parents were there. Working mom. Whatever.
[01:35:40] Speaker 31: It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's.
[01:35:43] Riz Lightyear: Her parents were like, we're not turning around, just get her a new one.
[01:35:46] Speaker 31: But by then, it was too late.
[01:35:49] Riz Lightyear: I couldn't be a toy. I'd be petty as fuck. That's what I'm saying. This through line? I'd be like, dun, dun, dun, dun. That I feel like-
[01:35:54] Speaker 13: It's me, you're Lotso that you forgot about, apparently. Who's that whore? What was the reason?
[01:36:02] Speaker 31: Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped. She replaced us.
[01:36:07] Speaker 2: I just think the second movie on introduced this mechanic that's way too tragic. Like, what do you mean? These toys are so emotionally attached that they're being heartbroken every five seconds. Like, that sucks.
[01:36:21] Speaker 31: Then we found Sunnyside.
[01:36:24] Speaker 2: But this emotional trauma, this is rough.
[01:36:27] Riz Lightyear: Honestly, don't blame Lotso. Like, he shouldn't do what he does, but still, it sucks. I also think some of the toys are less well-adjusted than others. The favorites, I think, have the hardest time. That's interesting. Every time Woody faces a villain, he's basically just facing a dark version of himself.
[01:36:42] Speaker 27: You all get ready. You got a playdate with destiny.
[01:36:46] Riz Lightyear: It's just stressful, you know? It's not that stressful. I'm stressed. They're about to be tortured today. That's not stressful to you? Is this what it's like being gay? You just care about your toys more than a straight person does? Like, get over it. No, I'm compassion. They're vinyl and cloth.
[01:37:02] Speaker 2: Like, they're gonna figure it out.
[01:37:06] Riz Lightyear: The teachers should be organizing these toys by who can take what.
[01:37:10] Speaker 9: You and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now. I made it out once.
[01:37:13] Speaker 29: You got lucky once.
[01:37:15] Benjwoody: You have to talk on the phone to hear him talk.
[01:37:16] Speaker 29: There's only one way toys leave this place. Trash truck comes at dawn and it's off to the dump.
[01:37:22] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, it's funny. It's when I was a kid, I had a whole story in my head that was basically like Pirates of the Caribbean meets Toy Story.
[01:37:29] Speaker 2: And I had a whole, like, climax that took place at a trash dump. So when this movie came around, I was like, yes. And also, aww.
[01:37:38] Speaker 29: Locked every night, inside and out. Keys are left on a hook in the office. Oh, man, this is a prison break, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the wall? Eight feet high, center block. Your real problem's the monkey. The monkey's the eye in the sky.
[01:37:54] Speaker 1: Horrifying.
[01:37:55] Speaker 29: You want to get out of here? Get rid of that monkey. Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy.
[01:38:00] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, you were. Listen to me next time. That stuff would not come out. Paint would not ever come out. Well, there's a lot of unrealistic aspects about them. Yeah, but I feel like them being actively destroyed with paint every day and saying it's going to come out. I guess it's watercolor, so it's supposed to be washable. I had a literal slinky dog. I didn't just have a slinky toy. That thing got fucked up within a year. Well, why'd you fuck it up? I didn't do it on her. You've got to take care of your slinky dog.
[01:38:25] Speaker 12: Who is he?
[01:38:27] Riz Lightyear: I'll say he's one of the main two superheroes. Superman or Batman? Which one do you think? Batman from 80 or 90. Or is it George Clooney? It's not George Clooney. Okay, and then there's the third one, who's only in one of them, and I don't know who he is, but he's kind of handsome. So, yes, it's Michael Keaton. Keaton.
[01:38:49] Speaker 11: No, no, not the box. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
[01:38:52] Riz Lightyear: He's getting brought to the box, Benji. Ah, but maybe that's what he wants.
[01:38:55] Speaker 19: Please take me away from this. You've got to do what I say.
[01:38:59] Speaker ?: I will, Keaton.
[01:38:59] Riz Lightyear: What's wild, too, is like, especially for the first computer animated movie ever, they really found their niche. They said, we know how to make things look plastic and rigid. Right. And they did that extremely well. Wood, wood, wood. Woody to the rescue. He's terrifying. Look at all your clothes. Whoa. I can't believe you never brought me up here. How did he get this many? That's a treasure trove. That's like an eBay treasure trove. Like, how the fuck would you, how would you have all of this? How does this exist in a goddamn, uh... A preschool. Yeah. How do the kids not lose all of this and destroy them?
[01:39:36] Speaker 2: Some old preschool daycare, like, leader is going to walk in and go, wait a minute. How do you have this many clothes?
[01:39:43] Riz Lightyear: I can sell this on eBay. I can make thousands of dollars. Yeah, she's a part of it, right? She's setting them up. No. She's honey trapping him.
[01:39:50] Benjwoody: She's not. Yes, she is. She's part of it. You don't know that. I do, because why would she all of a sudden abandon her friends that she literally chose to be locked up for? She feels bad now. For herself.
[01:40:00] Speaker ?: Go get the key.
[01:40:02] Benjwoody: That's the signal.
[01:40:04] Speaker 12: Hey, you can't hit each other. That's my job.
[01:40:07] Benjwoody: No, I've been trapped by this beautiful woman.
[01:40:09] Speaker 11: What is happening here?
[01:40:17] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[01:40:17] Benjwoody: He's going to be Mr. Tortilla Head.
[01:40:19] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, that's the exact name on Wikipedia. God, wait. This is the best animation ever. Oh, this is gross. Ew. But he now brought the tortilla to life. I think he's overpowering the tortilla's sentience. Oh, I thought she was going to break his neck.
[01:40:40] Speaker 30: You can't make me talk.
[01:40:41] Speaker 1: You can't. But I'd like to see you try.
[01:40:44] Speaker 2: I bet he would like to see her try.
[01:40:46] Speaker 1: Oh, Barbie. Those were vintage.
[01:40:48] Speaker 2: Oh, no. All that eBay money.
[01:40:50] Speaker 1: No. There's an instruction manual. Lots of switch buzz to demo mode. Where's that manual?
[01:40:55] Riz Lightyear: I like how integral Barbie is in this movie. Told you Barbie's an icon. What was that, Mr. Bookworm? Okay. Homophobia? Piece of shit. Ew. The way you like accordions. He is a monstrosity. Oh, no. You're food now.
[01:41:16] Speaker 24: What are you looking at, feathers? Uh-oh.
[01:41:19] Riz Lightyear: Ha-ha. Woody, you're back. No, no, no, no. He's effective. Mm-hmm. Don't let him get out.
[01:41:26] Speaker 6: You're not talking to anybody, Buzz.
[01:41:29] Riz Lightyear: You lunatic.
[01:41:29] Speaker 11: Do not hold the button for more than five seconds.
[01:41:34] Benjwoody: Ding. Yep, this is the one where he's Spanish.
[01:41:38] Speaker 17: Bitácora espacial. Ah! He's so sexy and sensual.
[01:41:48] Riz Lightyear: I was like, I like that he immediately just starts being very fluid in his voice. Yeah. Why did he turn you on? Yeah, maybe Woody's got a Woody, you know what I'm saying?
[01:42:03] Speaker 25: Excelente!
[01:42:06] Speaker 2: Every universe.
[01:42:10] Riz Lightyear: I wonder if that's, like, universal across all Buzz's or if this one particular Buzz is, like, specifically into Cowboys. He's like, I fucking love Jesse.
[01:42:22] Speaker 1: Darling, are you okay? I feel fresh. Ah, you're a saint for detachable eyes.
[01:42:27] Benjwoody: She's like, no, no, maybe, maybe leave this one.
[01:42:30] Speaker 2: Whoa, you want to see my big pickle, do you? Mm-hmm. I like that Pixar is still, to this day, keeps trying to find ways of making things creepy, you know?
[01:42:46] Riz Lightyear: He's so... I think let's leave him like this. Why not? Yeah. Oh. I don't know what you're saying. Let me tell you. They put a lot of passion in that set.
[01:43:02] Benjwoody: Yeah, they did.
[01:43:08] Riz Lightyear: I wonder who does his, uh, Spanish voice. She likes him, Spanish.
[01:43:17] Speaker 2: She's impressed with him all over again.
[01:43:23] Riz Lightyear: Idiots. What are they going to do without Woody? Ever. Nothing. They're going to die. You need to put the top down somehow. Oh. Lots of...
[01:43:34] Speaker ?: They broke me.
[01:43:36] Riz Lightyear: Oh. There's a line that Barbie has here that's amazing.
[01:43:45] Speaker 27: Speak of the devil.
[01:43:46] Benjwoody: I just feel like, I mean, maybe we are wrong and he doesn't love us, but how about this? We'll come back and we'll give you 20 bucks. Just let us go. I'll come back if he doesn't like me anymore. Cool. See you in a bit. 20 bucks.
[01:43:59] Speaker 30: Authorities should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.
[01:44:04] Speaker 2: Damn, Barbie. Come on, Barbie. She's alerted. She is alerted. He called me a fashion. I was like, it's the same energy as that line.
[01:44:10] Benjwoody: You don't own railways to control the flow of commerce.
[01:44:12] Speaker 2: I like how canonically Barbie is in tune with the systems in play.
[01:44:17] Riz Lightyear: Canonically, Barbie can do anything. Right. Of course. She's very... She doesn't get elected president for nothing. Yeah. She's not an astronaut of pilot and all this other stuff from being dumb.
[01:44:28] Speaker 27: One kid ever loved a toy, really. What about Daisy? I don't know what you're talking about. She lost you. She replaced us. She replaced you.
[01:44:37] Speaker 22: You want your mommy back?
[01:44:39] Speaker 27: She never loved you. Don't be set up, baby.
[01:44:45] Riz Lightyear: Not the baby.
[01:44:47] Speaker 27: You're all just trash waiting to be thrown away. That's all a toy is. Yes. Stop it.
[01:44:53] Riz Lightyear: Put me down.
[01:44:53] Speaker 2: Yes. This part's great, too.
[01:44:58] Speaker 27: Wait a minute. Baby, wait.
[01:45:02] Speaker 2: Nice way of undercutting the creepiness of it all.
[01:45:06] Benjwoody: God damn it, Lotso.
[01:45:09] Speaker ?: Come on.
[01:45:10] Riz Lightyear: Oh, no. Toys.
[01:45:12] Benjwoody: Barbie was like, okay, you guys have got it from here. I'll see you in the next movie. Maybe. I can't remember.
[01:45:18] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I remember in the theaters, I was just like, wait. Where is this movie going? This is phenomenal. Yeah.
[01:45:28] Riz Lightyear: He's dead. Bye. Snapping back to your original Buzz.
[01:45:31] Speaker 12: That wasn't me, was it? Oh, Buzz, you're back. Where have I been? Beyond infinity, space ranger. Woody.
[01:45:37] Riz Lightyear: What's interesting? What? And this is something that you usually don't like. Uh-oh. What's up? This ended up where we started in the trash. No, this is good. This is symmetry. Every single piece of the daycare could have not happened. No. And we would have been right here. There's a futility to it that works. That's a little nihilistic. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I'm not ready for this. No. Oh, no. Oh, God. This trash dump doesn't fuck around. No. They said, we're going to get rid of your trash. Don't you worry. The second it gets here, we're going to burn it. I just love the creativity in this movie.
[01:46:19] Speaker 2: I feel like every second there's something new. A new idea introduced. Oh, no. Rex. His tiny little arms.
[01:46:26] Speaker 27: Help! Help me! I'm stuck!
[01:46:28] Speaker 2: One thing I love about Woody is he's fucking relentless. Oh, my God. Oh, he doesn't deserve it.
[01:46:34] Riz Lightyear: Oh, no. Fuck you, Lotso. Oh, my God! You're the reason we're all here.
[01:46:40] Speaker 9: Thank you, Sheriff. We're all in this together. Right, guys?
[01:46:44] Riz Lightyear: Also, how did that lift all three of them when it would lift the two of them a second ago?
[01:46:47] Speaker 9: I can see daylight! I don't think that's daylight.
[01:46:52] Riz Lightyear: So this scene destroys me every fucking time. When I saw this in 2010,
[01:46:58] Speaker 2: I was truly gobsmacked, and I feel like my brain just froze like a deer in headlights and did not know how to tackle it.
[01:47:06] Speaker 22: Push it! Where's your kid now, Sheriff?
[01:47:10] Speaker ?: No.
[01:47:10] Speaker 22: No! Oh!
[01:47:12] Benjwoody: Bro, we could have gotten up there so much easier if we had just been like, fuck you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[01:47:23] Speaker ?: What do we do?
[01:47:28] Speaker 2: The fact that he's the first one to do it, too. Oh, and poor little bullseye. And, of course, the last one to still be fighting for everybody is...
[01:47:40] Riz Lightyear: You have all the classic toys that grew up together with, like, the kind of newer ones from the first and second movies. The fact that I just, like,
[01:47:59] Speaker 2: to me, it was such a fascinating character study. The fact that he's, like, the only one that keeps fighting. Everyone else kind of accepts it quicker, but he's never, never been the one
[01:48:09] Riz Lightyear: to accept his circumstances. Accept his fate. For better or worse. Let's go, y'all. Deus Ex Machina. Literally the hand of God, but it's okay. The hand of their God. The hand of their God. That they've been studying for the last 20 years.
[01:48:28] Speaker 2: It's one of the few times where the hand of God actually feels like a payoff to something they've set up, both in the first and the second movie.
[01:48:34] Riz Lightyear: Uh-huh. Oh, my God. Oh, that ending. Oh.
[01:48:42] Benjwoody: I tried to grab your hand. But you were like, hey, fuck, you died by yourself.
[01:48:47] Speaker 9: We saved our lives. And we are eternally grateful. My boys.
[01:48:52] Speaker 2: Oh, he said, we have saved our lives.
[01:48:54] Riz Lightyear: My boys.
[01:48:56] Speaker 9: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
[01:48:58] Riz Lightyear: He's absolutely worth it. You literally kill him. Let's get him. Is some bad kid going to find him? To your point of this being a remake of the second movie. Look at his fate.
[01:49:06] Speaker 22: I had me one of these when I was a kid.
[01:49:09] Riz Lightyear: Oh, Sid. Not Sid, but this is the exact same resolution as the second movie. Hey, buddy.
[01:49:16] Speaker 1: You might want to keep your mouth shut.
[01:49:19] Riz Lightyear: I mean, almost verbatim. What happened? No, he just got picked up by a kid, though. He got picked up by a girl and she was like, you'll like her. She's an artist. She's an artist. It's the same. He's literally strapped to something.
[01:49:31] Speaker 8: We're Andy's toys. Woody.
[01:49:33] Speaker 12: We'll be there for him. Together. They're going to kiss
[01:49:36] Riz Lightyear: that out of the tent.
[01:49:39] Speaker ?: Andy's still packing.
[01:49:40] Speaker 13: But he's almost done. We'll never get there in time.
[01:49:45] Riz Lightyear: And that's him. He's still wearing the same shirt. Wow. Watch this. This magical world in which water is the most restorative element in the universe. Did they just run through a sprinkler and get clean?
[01:49:56] Speaker ?: That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. All right. Go, go, go.
[01:49:58] Riz Lightyear: Done.
[01:49:59] Speaker 2: If we can accept that toys come to life, I think we can accept that water. Water is magic in this universe. Look, the water matches the magic of the toys. Water matches the magic of the toys. You can only suspend
[01:50:12] Riz Lightyear: so much reality. The reality is that the water is magical like toys. I thought we were going to get a nice scene of him having one last moment with his toys
[01:50:22] Benjwoody: where he washes them and shows he still cares before handing them off.
[01:50:25] Speaker 9: You'll be okay in the attic? I know about Buzz's Spanish mode. My what?
[01:50:30] Benjwoody: That feels dirty. She's going to get nasty
[01:50:33] Riz Lightyear: with Buzz's Spanish mode.
[01:50:34] Speaker 2: That feels a little unconsensual, you know? Does Buzz know what's happening?
[01:50:38] Riz Lightyear: She'll tell him about it. She's like, don't worry. It'll be fun. I'm just going to stick this in your hole. Don't you worry. Oh, wait. Sorry. You got to do it to me. Don't you worry. I'm going to count to
[01:50:49] Benjwoody: five, four, three, two, one. Hola!
[01:50:53] Speaker 8: I wish I could always be with you.
[01:50:57] Speaker ?: Hey, are you going to say goodbye to Buster? Of course I am.
[01:51:01] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, you definitely got to say goodbye to Buster. Oh, yeah, he's not coming back. You don't have much longer on him. Yeah, you're going to go to college and Buster's not coming back. Is he writing, hey, give us to Bonnie? Because he knows what he's played with Bonnie. All my favorites.
[01:51:18] Speaker 26: You really think I should donate these? It's up to you, honey. Don't go in there.
[01:51:22] Speaker ?: The bakery is haunted. You'll wake up all the ghosts. Look out! The ghosts are throwing pies. Mom?
[01:51:29] Benjwoody: Stranger fucking danger.
[01:51:31] Speaker 2: I love that. At the time, I literally was working with kids when this movie came out. I was like, that is absolutely how kids act. They're just like, they shut down and their body goes,
[01:51:40] Benjwoody: no. No, why is this kid staring at me?
[01:51:43] Speaker 26: These are mine, so I need someone really special to play with them. He'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time.
[01:51:52] Riz Lightyear: I love that he never gets any other edit. He's always a villain. Like, my toys went back and forth on who they were, but Porkchop is evil. Honestly, though,
[01:52:08] Speaker 2: you should have sold those toys because the fact that they've lasted and remained this, is fucking light still working on his wings? Nah.
[01:52:19] Speaker 10: I promise to take care of them as long as this movie lasts. Not the fourth movie, though.
[01:52:26] Riz Lightyear: That's not for you. Okay. Yes. To your point, the one thing I'll concede,
[01:52:31] Speaker 2: even when I was younger and watched this, I was like, excuse me, he just handed you like 20 toys. Yeah.
[01:52:36] Speaker 26: But the thing that makes Woody special is he'll never give up on you, no matter what. You think you can take care of him for me?
[01:52:43] Speaker 10: Until the fourth movie. Don't worry about it.
[01:52:45] Speaker 26: Oh, no. Dr. Porkchop's attacking the haunted bakery. The ghosts are getting away.
[01:52:50] Speaker 2: Ghost, you idiot. Bonnie,
[01:52:51] Riz Lightyear: we weren't talking about ghosts. God, I take my toys back. Give it. You have to play with them the way I want you. Look at them.
[01:52:58] Speaker 10: He's playing with them.
[01:53:00] Riz Lightyear: That's really sweet.
[01:53:03] Speaker 6: Oh, just like the first movies on his show. Not the score version
[01:53:09] Speaker 2: of You've Got a Friend and Me. I like the idea that, at least for this movie, because by the fourth one, I think she becomes a little bit more obsessed with Jessie, which makes more sense. But I like the idea that she's like, yes, these two are the most important ones.
[01:53:25] Speaker ?: Thanks, guys.
[01:53:28] Riz Lightyear: Well, you know, bring them inside so they don't get fucking stolen. I get it. It's just for this shot. It's not for this shot. It's foreshadowing. She doesn't give a fuck about these toys.
[01:53:39] Speaker 9: So long, partner.
[01:53:43] Riz Lightyear: The clouds! The clouds. All right, there's still stuff during the credits, though.
[01:53:49] Speaker 6: That answers some... No, not bloopers. Answer some of your questions. Like, for instance, how do we deal with a daycare? I feel my temperature as...
[01:53:58] Riz Lightyear: A Zerg! Oh, Barbie took over. They have the toys that can take it. They team in like it's goddamn sports. Look at that.
[01:54:11] Benjwoody: And now this is a beach party. Hey! They're floating around for forever, haven't they? And they have parties every night. They fixed him.
[01:54:20] Speaker 12: Barbie has some nice handwriting. Uh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
[01:54:26] Riz Lightyear: Hey! What are you trying to say? I have pretty handwriting.
[01:54:29] Benjwoody: They both went... No! What?
[01:54:33] Speaker ?: My arms!
[01:54:33] Benjwoody: We've never walked in the... Oh, and he was into video games before.
[01:54:37] Riz Lightyear: That's a nice little payoff to that, at least. You know, it'd be really funny if he turned out to be Velocistar. Just a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur.
[01:54:46] Speaker 26: Yeah, she really got your smile.
[01:54:50] Speaker 17: Ah! Light to yonder window breaks.
[01:54:54] Speaker 19: Romeo. Oh, Romeo. Oh, so that setting
[01:55:01] Riz Lightyear: is still a little bit in there. It's, uh... He's a little kind of possessed by it, almost. Well, he's hybrided because I think, you know, he got blasted
[01:55:09] Benjwoody: by that TV.
[01:55:12] Speaker 4: When the road looks
[01:55:17] Benjwoody: rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.
[01:55:22] Speaker 2: What's also sad about this movie, too, is the fact that, like, Woody has nobody. He has people as friends. And that's what I always loved about the ending, too, was, like, the idea
[01:55:31] Riz Lightyear: that he doesn't have Bo Peep. He was always more of a leader than he was like a lover or like Buzz being his friend but more kind of just him being isolated. That always depressed me in a good way.
[01:55:43] Speaker 2: I'm like, he was the last one to fight. He was still, like, trying to crawl out of there and they were like, dude, just like the first movie, it's just give up, you know? And he's like, okay.
[01:55:53] Benjwoody: No, don't just give up. 90% of those happy ending clips were them by themselves
[01:55:58] Riz Lightyear: without a kid. Just saying. Is that a bad thing? I'm just saying, they don't need a kid. They could have been happy in the attic. They were being played with still. Is it as egregious and anger-filling as I originally felt?
[01:56:13] Benjwoody: No. Is it the worst movie ever? Yes, obviously. No. Hey, fuck you. No, it's not. It's very emotional. It's very nice. I don't know what happens in the fourth movie. If they didn't get lost in the fourth movie, which they get lost every movie, but if we had stuck with Bonnie a little bit, I don't know what's happening. I don't know what happens in the fourth movie. All I know is they end up in a store and one of them doesn't come back. Do they all go back to Bonnie at the end of the fourth movie? Does she still take care of them and love them? I guess so.
[01:56:40] Riz Lightyear: Yeah.
[01:56:40] Benjwoody: Is she replacing them with an iPad in this current one? I guess.
[01:56:44] Riz Lightyear: Yeah. Bonnie doesn't care about her toy. Well, we were close there. For those of you on my side, we were a little close there, but, you know, missed it. Missed it by that. It's just hard because the kids are going to grow up. They are going to move past their toys. And unless you really just go, no, there is something specifically extra special about Andy, and he cares about his toys and he would never give them away and they just stay in his family, then it's going to have this kind of awkward phase of moving between kids and, you know, and Bonnie's more for younger kids anyways, you know? Well, I think this movie and the fourth movie kind of lean more into what do we do when we don't want to rely on kids anymore? so let's watch the fourth movie. See how you feel. They're not my favorite movies ever, but they're fun
[01:57:31] Benjwoody: every now and then. We'll see about the fourth one. The third one, watching it again for the second time, it was a fun movie and I don't hate Andy for giving the toys away at the end. I understand what they tried to do, but I also just know that there's certain things that the same way that you in the second movie were like,
[01:57:52] Riz Lightyear: oh, that's a premise that's not going to work was the same way that he handed those toys off and I went, oh, that's not going to work. They really should have
[01:58:00] Speaker 2: had a gay Andy.
[01:58:01] Riz Lightyear: They should have had.
[01:58:02] Speaker 2: Straight Andy's going to give toys away.
[01:58:04] Riz Lightyear: Gay Andy would be like, I don't know. I know the gays probably give their toys away too.
[01:58:08] Speaker 13: Yee-haw! Somebody poison the water hole! And there's a snake
[01:58:14] Riz Lightyear: up my ass! Oh my God. I don't know what to say. Hey, we're watching Toy Story 4. One might say Four Story. Toy, Four Story and Seven Toys Ago. Okay, I was going to, if you didn't say it, I was going to say it. I like this movie. I do. There are a few things that I'll be interested in seeing your perspective. I mean, beyond just your already distaste for this series in general.
[01:58:40] Benjwoody: It's not even a distaste. You hate it.
[01:58:43] Riz Lightyear: I just think
[01:58:44] Benjwoody: they should have stopped at the second one or changed how they did the third one and changed how they did the third one and, you know, and then otherwise, you know, it's, look, look, if you like Toy Story, I get it. It's just not technically for me. I don't even think they're bad. I do enjoy watching them. I just don't necessarily want to watch them all the time. I want to be clear. I don't hate these. I just don't watch them a lot.
[01:59:07] Riz Lightyear: It does not matter. And if you even just sniff in the direction of critique when it comes to some commenters, you hate something. So even if he goes, you know what I think? You must hate it. Hate. You thought? Done. No, there's some things I'd be interested beyond just your, what you've already expressed to dislike aspects of this series. There are a few things like with certain characterizations. I'll be curious if you kind of go, wait, what the fuck's happening here?
[01:59:34] Benjwoody: Racist characterizations? No, what?
[01:59:37] Riz Lightyear: No. I don't know.
[01:59:38] Speaker 1: Three, two, one, two, Infinity and Beyond!
[01:59:45] Benjwoody: Is Bonnie going to play with us and then she's accidentally going to put us on her dresser
[01:59:50] Riz Lightyear: before her mom? I don't think you've seen this movie. I've seen it. Are you sure? Well, now I'm not. No, I've seen it. I've seen it. You can't leave your lamp out in the rain. First off, visually, I don't remember you freaking out about this. What, the visuals? Yeah, you were nerding out over it before the movie even came out. Calm down. It looks amazing.
[02:00:08] Speaker 8: It's raining cats and dogs out there.
[02:00:15] Riz Lightyear: What? Oh, my God. Look how visually beautiful that is. They're like, let's do something with her now. Okay, she was in this one. I forgot. Oh, Barbie. I mean, kind of. This is a flashback, though. I like how they all work together so well. They're so athletic. Well, I like that they're definitely also adding to her character and being like, look, look. She wasn't just his cute little girlfriend like she's been for the last 30 years. Just two movies. God, look how gorgeous that looks. Oh, no. Arcee, come on. Yeah. The monkeys. Damn, they brought everything back. They came back. If you were to watch the first movie and then go straight into this movie, I think this, as much as I love the third one, makes a better direct sequel to the first movie than the second and third. I'd be interested to watch it like that. I mean, outside of the fact that you'd just be like, who the fuck is Jesse and all these toys?
[02:01:12] Speaker 8: I'm so glad to see this old lamp go to a good home. Molly, are you sure it's all right? Yeah, I don't want it anymore.
[02:01:18] Riz Lightyear: Molly be staying, getting rid of shit. Molly don't give a fuck about nothing. Molly from day one was like, fuck you. She said, clutter my ass.
[02:01:27] Speaker 15: Woody.
[02:01:27] Speaker 9: Quick, we'll sneak in the head just before he's back.
[02:01:29] Speaker 15: It's time for the next kid. Kids lose their toys every day. Sometimes they get left in the yard or put in the wrong box.
[02:01:37] Riz Lightyear: You know he's not going to come with you.
[02:01:40] Speaker 15: And that box gets...
[02:01:41] Riz Lightyear: He's, he's, he's, he's up here. He's got a big head. That's the problem. Woody's got a big ass head.
[02:01:48] Speaker 2: Can't get around himself.
[02:01:51] Riz Lightyear: Oh. She's like, damn it. I almost had it. Almost. He's like, it's a drug. Andy's a goddamn drug to these kids. You know? Ah, that's a great shot. Oh, look. There he is. Somebody's poisoned the water hole. I feel like it makes a good transition from the first to the fourth. Mainly because I was saying it focuses more on Woody in a way where he feels like the actual main character not just one of a group. But... Who the hell is that? I'm pulling out of my ass. I know, Andy's... That's not Andy. They changed his animation. Like, I understand he was creepy looking. But like, they also could have transferred him a little bit better. Well, because this is like
[02:02:33] Speaker 2: the third character design they've had for him. Because there was the first one and the second one. That's one, basically. And then there was the third one in the flashback and now this one you're like, who the fuck is that?
[02:02:44] Riz Lightyear: This is also in widescreen. I think it's the only Toy Story and Letterboxx. Wait. Rude. How did she do that? Did she just erase Andy?
[02:02:53] Speaker 8: When mom quickly cleans the bedroom like that, expect to be put in the closet.
[02:02:58] Speaker 6: Look at them. They're just anxious and riddled
[02:03:00] Riz Lightyear: PTSD surviving things. Like, this wouldn't happen if they treated it like a damn job.
[02:03:05] Speaker 23: My guys are veterans. I'll hang in there.
[02:03:07] Riz Lightyear: That's somebody all freaking out about being in the closet for like, what? Like, an hour?
[02:03:11] Benjwoody: Because they have PTSD, Benji. They were in the fucking toy box for like 10 years.
[02:03:17] Speaker 9: Any minute now. You hear that? Any minute now. Thanks, Woody. I got it. Yes, I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.
[02:03:23] Riz Lightyear: Oh, she's the leader and he's not. There's a new sheriff in town.
[02:03:26] Speaker 9: And the sheriff.
[02:03:29] Speaker ?: Okay, bye, Toys. Yee-haw. Sheriff, Jesse.
[02:03:33] Riz Lightyear: She said, I like... Upgrade. She said, break that glass ceiling, Jesse.
[02:03:38] Speaker 20: You don't want to be late for kindergarten orientation, do you? Can I bring a toy? Toys, don't go to school. That's the rule.
[02:03:44] Speaker 6: She just wants a toy because they're going to
[02:03:46] Speaker 2: wrangle her around that classroom.
[02:03:49] Speaker 26: Bonnie always forgets something. She'll be back any second.
[02:03:52] Speaker 2: It's an ADHD-ass kid. They're like, no, no, no. She's going to run back into this room.
[02:03:56] Riz Lightyear: Help.
[02:03:57] Speaker 9: I'm worried about Bonnie. Having a buddy with him to get through it can really help things.
[02:04:00] Riz Lightyear: She didn't even forget something. She just came back to cry.
[02:04:03] Speaker 32: Now, what was it
[02:04:04] Speaker 26: you were saying, Woody?
[02:04:06] Speaker ?: Woody?
[02:04:07] Speaker 32: And we'll use the art supplies to decorate them. Hi.
[02:04:12] Riz Lightyear: Is she... Why is she... Is she joining late? What's going on? I don't know. I think she's just on the spectrum, man. But I just... I don't understand why it seems like she's the only one who just got here. I wonder if there was a previous Forky that Andy threw away and forgot about somewhere after bringing to life. Oh, my God. I know. You think, like, maybe Woody's got some history with this? He grabbed those. He seemed to know what he was doing. Yeah, but the way he reacts, I doubt he's ever dealt with this before.
[02:04:45] Benjwoody: I love it.
[02:04:48] Speaker 2: That's another thing. It's like, you can't make me hate this movie because I love the idea of introducing sentience to, like, inanimate objects. That's great. Hello, I'm Forky.
[02:04:57] Speaker 15: Nice to meet you. That is so cool. I finished kindergarten. Oh. That was just orientation.
[02:05:05] Riz Lightyear: Oh, I know that voice. Yeah, me too.
[02:05:07] Speaker 20: We are going on a road trip.
[02:05:09] Speaker 15: Can I bring Forky?
[02:05:10] Speaker 23: Of course you can.
[02:05:11] Riz Lightyear: Where's that voice from?
[02:05:12] Speaker 23: Daddy. We got this kindergarten thing under control, eh?
[02:05:15] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, I guess maybe he hasn't brought something to life before.
[02:05:22] Speaker 9: Bonnie made a friend in class. Oh, she's already making friends.
[02:05:26] Riz Lightyear: I wonder how... There needs to be, like, a society of made-up toys.
[02:05:32] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yikes.
[02:05:37] Speaker 25: Forky! Look how long his arms are.
[02:05:43] Speaker 2: That's Rex's focus. Laugh.
[02:05:45] Speaker 9: Oh, trash.
[02:05:47] Speaker 2: Trash.
[02:05:49] Speaker 9: Look, I know this is a little strange, but...
[02:05:51] Speaker 2: The way one arm gets longer than the other arm slings.
[02:05:54] Riz Lightyear: He's just wrapped around.
[02:05:55] Speaker 2: I'm also very simple. The mechanics of his animation makes me laugh so fucking hard.
[02:06:01] Speaker 6: He's a little suicidal freak.
[02:06:04] Riz Lightyear: He knows where he's supposed to be.
[02:06:06] Speaker 9: Just babysit him till he's used to the room.
[02:06:08] Riz Lightyear: Till he's used to life. Where are you, Forky? She's also, like, very... There you are. When she gets interested in something, she focuses on that. Mm. No, Forky!
[02:06:18] Speaker 2: God damn it!
[02:06:19] Riz Lightyear: But I also like
[02:06:20] Speaker 2: that he subconsciously understands he cannot come alive around her. He has to wait till she's looking away.
[02:06:27] Speaker ?: Bonnie!
[02:06:27] Speaker 20: Who wants to go on a road trip?
[02:06:29] Riz Lightyear: Dad, what the fuck? Come on, Dad.
[02:06:31] Speaker 20: Forky, where are you? She's gotta be here somewhere.
[02:06:34] Riz Lightyear: I will say, I didn't ever sleep with toys. I slept with stuffed animals. God damn it, Dad!
[02:06:41] Speaker 31: We should be stuck in an RV.
[02:06:45] Riz Lightyear: My God. Stupid. I feel like this movie just premise-wise is funny again. The first movie is, again, it's like the first time you're ever introducing Toys Are Alive. So pretty much anything you do is like, that's funny, that's funny, that's funny. The second movie has jokes, but the premise itself is not one that I find
[02:07:06] Speaker 2: funny, but this one just premise-wise the idea of like, Bonnie brings to life a fork and he wants to kill himself.
[02:07:13] Riz Lightyear: And Woody feels insecure about his own place in the universe, so he has to try and keep it from killing itself. That's funny. God damn it, Forky. Bro, let him throw himself away.
[02:07:26] Speaker 2: Let him do it. But that's what's great is he's only doing this because it's an extension again of himself.
[02:07:32] Riz Lightyear: Woody is a stubborn, narrow-minded individual. He needs a task. I think Woody needs a job. Yes. Or else he feels worthless and like trash. Yeah. I think this is the first time since the first movie where I felt like Woody had like a purpose in the story, which I like the idea of him dealing with his own, like reflecting on his own purpose in life. I think that's interesting, but it's also more interesting when he has a purpose in a story. I know you weren't
[02:07:59] Speaker 23: around when Andy was little, but I don't remember it being this hard.
[02:08:02] Riz Lightyear: You're getting older, man.
[02:08:03] Speaker 23: That little voice inside me would never leave me alone if I gave up. Who do you think it is? Who? The voice inside of you. Yeah. They made him an idiot in this one.
[02:08:11] Riz Lightyear: You're not dumb.
[02:08:11] Speaker 23: You know my conscience? So your inner voice advises you. Watch.
[02:08:15] Riz Lightyear: Don't fondle my pull tab. As much as people hated him becoming dumb after the second and third movie, this makes more sense as an extension of who he is from the first movie to this one. Which is why he was so gung-ho about who he was.
[02:08:33] Speaker 9: Freedom!
[02:08:34] Riz Lightyear: Oh, God.
[02:08:35] Speaker 9: How far do I next stop? 5.32 miles. I can make that.
[02:08:38] Benjwoody: No, you can't. He can't. He's Woody. His steps are like two inches.
[02:08:44] Riz Lightyear: I couldn't make that. All right, Woody. You didn't need to do that. But yeah, like to me, I'm like, yeah, he's dumb and I get people going like, oh, they nerfed him. They made him an idiot. I'm like, but to me, that is a more natural evolution of who he was from the end of the first one. Because he would still
[02:09:01] Benjwoody: have a lot to learn about being a toy in real life rather than a space ranger.
[02:09:06] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, exactly. Maybe Buzz Light years are just kind of dumb, which is why they're one of the few
[02:09:11] Benjwoody: that think they're real. That's stupid.
[02:09:18] Speaker 9: Why do I have to be a toy? Because you have Bonnie's name written on the bottom of your sticks.
[02:09:22] Riz Lightyear: There's no world where you would ever make it. Unless they're maybe stopping overnight. Yeah.
[02:09:27] Speaker 9: You are a toy. Maybe you don't like being one, but you are one nonetheless, which means you are going to be there for Andy when he comes. Who's Andy? You have to be there for Bonnie. That is your job.
[02:09:39] Benjwoody: You think you could do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.
[02:09:43] Speaker 9: Andy was my other kid. You had another kid?
[02:09:46] Riz Lightyear: You probably had a few. You're from the 50s. He only seems to remember Andy.
[02:09:50] Benjwoody: Andy loved me. No, shut up.
[02:09:52] Riz Lightyear: Maybe he wasn't the favorite from the other kids. Maybe Andy was his first favorite kid.
[02:09:57] Speaker 23: And then they leave. They go off and do things you'll never see.
[02:10:00] Riz Lightyear: They're almost like mini parents. Mm-hmm. Parents that they can never know exist.
[02:10:06] Speaker 9: Just feeling useless? I know what your problem is. You're just like me. You're trash. What is it with you and trash? It's warm. Like somebody's whispering in your ear. Everything's gonna be okay. That's how Bonnie feels when she's with you. She does? Yes! You mean she thinks I'm warm? Yep. And cozy? Uh-huh.
[02:10:26] Riz Lightyear: Do we know Forky's voice? Oh, you absolutely know Forky's voice. I was like... He was the mayor. The mayor in what? Oh, maybe you'll find out. The name is Tony Hale. Oh, I know. I like his voice. It's the mayor from Hocus Pocus 2. Oh. He was in that movie Sketch that we got invited to. Oh my gosh. Wow. Yeah, now I... You've heard... He's been in so many things. He's really fucking funny.
[02:10:54] Speaker ?: Oh.
[02:10:56] Speaker 2: All of these Toy Story movies basically can be boiled down to
[02:10:59] Riz Lightyear: we get lost, we could go back, but then something distracts us. Well, maybe not distract us, but... Something stops us. Something stops us. We have direct access to going back to Andy's house, but I can't go back without Buzz.
[02:11:12] Speaker 9: But my friend might be in there. Bonnie's right there. Yeah, but we'll have you back before she wakes up. Come on.
[02:11:17] Riz Lightyear: Oh my God. Not him taking Forky. Forky's not built for an adventure. Forky's built. He's also a spork. He's really built for two things. Eating and scooping.
[02:11:29] Speaker ?: Can we go back to Bonnie now?
[02:11:30] Riz Lightyear: All right, so she didn't give them away, but she lost him. Well, she definitely does not care about Woody. Also, I am a sucker for creepy things in kids' movies.
[02:11:39] Speaker 30: My name is Gabby Gabby and this is my very good friend, Vincent.
[02:11:45] Speaker 9: She's a figurine used to be in that lamp in the window. Name's Bo Peep. Bo Peep.
[02:11:50] Riz Lightyear: He should know not to trust random toys at this point. He's both tenacious and too trusting. Toys are nasty in this universe. They are, including Woody. They're chill, but then once they get just kitted. Humans are crack. Okay, and once they're fiending, they get nasty.
[02:12:06] Speaker 32: I gotta say, you are in great condition.
[02:12:08] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, he is, and that's unrealistic.
[02:12:10] Speaker 32: I'm Gabby Gabby. Wow, you need to fix that. It's the voice box that's broken. Does yours still work?
[02:12:16] Riz Lightyear: Oh, God. There's a snake in my boot. I appreciate that this movie has the guts to focus on other new characters that fit Woody's story. I think that's what I need when I say this becomes Woody's story again, where they're not afraid to be like, we don't need to pair him up with Buzz. Buzz worked for his story in the first movie. And now for this one, it's Forky. Forky is the most important, reflection of what Woody's going through.
[02:12:41] Speaker 9: Forky, we gotta get out of here. Woody!
[02:12:44] Speaker ?: I'd like to join your posse boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
[02:12:48] Riz Lightyear: He's never heard that one before. You think he has control over them? But also, look what I found. I think that came out in the third one.
[02:12:58] Speaker 2: I didn't realize how big Woody was in this universe. Kids fucking love Woody. Smart, Buzz. The smartest thing you say
[02:13:09] Riz Lightyear: in this entire movie. If you're gonna play with this stupid fork, you gotta keep track of it. Dolly.
[02:13:22] Speaker 12: Buzz, what do we do? What do we do, Buzz? What do we do, Buzz?
[02:13:24] Riz Lightyear: Why am I defacto leader? What about Dolly over here? If you're watching the second or third movie, he definitely is a little smarter, but Dolly was the leader.
[02:13:33] Speaker 8: No time to explain.
[02:13:34] Speaker ?: Attack.
[02:13:34] Speaker 12: No time to explain.
[02:13:36] Speaker 8: Oh, no. Oh, my goodness.
[02:13:44] Riz Lightyear: Ah, no. Rod. That guy smokes. You can't do that. The fact that they keep giving this guy kind of like sad little highs of being played with, being played with, but it's only temporary and just a reflection of what he could have had.
[02:14:04] Speaker 30: Did you see him? We got a busload of campers. Here they come.
[02:14:09] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. The combat Carl gag in this movie makes me laugh so hard.
[02:14:15] Riz Lightyear: Hey, look. The new coolest toy I've ever seen. How are you today? Who's that? Oh. Oh, it's such a great way of reuniting them. Holy crap. They can't speak.
[02:14:27] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I love that idea that they're like staring at each other like, we can't talk to each other, but we know who that is.
[02:14:33] Speaker 9: Oh, Pete. I never thought I'd see you again. So, which kid is yours? You're a lost toy? That's great. Huh? Ah. Awfully great. How long have you been out on your own? Seven fantastic years. Seven?
[02:14:47] Speaker 2: This is almost a movie about women who just don't get married and have kids. Right.
[02:14:51] Speaker 4: Get me right down.
[02:14:52] Riz Lightyear: Yeah. One million percent necessary.
[02:15:00] Speaker 30: Howdy, Sheriff. Officer. Giggle McDimples.
[02:15:03] Riz Lightyear: Officer.
[02:15:04] Speaker 22: Birthday party at the playground on Main Street. Rumor has it they got two piñatas. That could be twenty to thirty kids. Oh yeah. Come back. Carl's getting played with.
[02:15:13] Speaker 28: They ask you how you are and I just have to say that you're fine. You went. Stop this. No, I can't.
[02:15:19] Riz Lightyear: Do they just run around and get played with freelance? They're freelance toys?
[02:15:24] Speaker 15: Second chance antiques? We wasted years there just sitting on the shelf collecting dust. Oh, Beau, that's awful.
[02:15:30] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, well, who was getting a goddamn porcelain doll lamp? That was cute. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, you're right.
[02:15:35] Speaker 23: Bonnie needs him to get through kindergarten.
[02:15:37] Speaker 9: Kids lose toys every day. Hearing Molly cry each night it broke every toy's heart. Beau came into the room.
[02:15:43] Riz Lightyear: So she came what, like right before the first movie? Probably.
[02:15:48] Speaker 15: All right, all right.
[02:15:49] Speaker 14: Thank you.
[02:15:50] Riz Lightyear: Oh, that feels great. Do you think any of them are just like existentially terrified when they see a forky? Maybe. Woody was freaked out.
[02:15:59] Speaker 10: Who is she? Harmony. Wait a second. She took Woody. Did she lose him? No.
[02:16:05] Riz Lightyear: This little doll is going to make me cry. Let your guard down, Benji. No. Because I don't even know if it's sad yet. I just. Ooba. It's that.
[02:16:15] Speaker 32: I've been practicing. How do I look? A little higher. Oh. When my voice box is fixed, I'll finally get my chance.
[02:16:32] Speaker 4: I don't think he's ever gotten over.
[02:16:47] Riz Lightyear: This little armchair diagnosis. You know who these are, right? It's a key and peel. Hell yeah. Get him.
[02:16:55] Benjwoody: Get him.
[02:16:56] Speaker 22: Get him. I love how his head squeaks
[02:17:01] Benjwoody: when he gets hit. His head's a squeaky toy.
[02:17:04] Speaker 22: In the vacuum of space, they cannot give you squeak. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Back up there. He's getting away. Let's go.
[02:17:12] Riz Lightyear: Why are you chasing him? Just stay where you are. Right?
[02:17:15] Speaker 23: Why do you ride around in a skunk?
[02:17:17] Speaker ?: Skunk.
[02:17:18] Riz Lightyear: Can they see out of that thing? I guess they can.
[02:17:21] Speaker 15: Who needs a kid's room when you can have all of this?
[02:17:25] Riz Lightyear: The carnival's probably not always there, though. I think she just means the world in general. Oh, okay, Bo Peep.
[02:17:31] Speaker 2: But maybe if they move away, she's like, the carnival's gone. Damn it. My point's been ruined.
[02:17:38] Riz Lightyear: Nobody's seen this? These toys have gotten very bold in their old age.
[02:17:42] Speaker 9: The whole gang's still together, most of us.
[02:17:44] Riz Lightyear: No, kiss her. I mean, well, you know, if she asks for it.
[02:17:47] Speaker 9: Buzz? Yeah, I cannot wait to see his face when he hears it. Oh, this is cute, too. Psst, psst. Woody, it's Bo Peep. What are you doing?
[02:17:55] Riz Lightyear: Whoa. Oh, my goodness.
[02:17:57] Speaker 22: Three years! That's how long we've been hanging up there waiting for a kid. Three years? Lightyear promised us a kid. You did what? I did not.
[02:18:05] Benjwoody: Lightyear promised us a kid. No, I did it.
[02:18:07] Speaker 9: I have a kid. We're gonna get a kid.
[02:18:10] Speaker ?: Porky's gone.
[02:18:12] Speaker 15: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
[02:18:13] Riz Lightyear: We'll get another plastic spork from the trash can. I mean, we'll probably find him pretty soon.
[02:18:22] Speaker 4: They're about to leave. Leave him.
[02:18:24] Riz Lightyear: I'm also glad that they're gonna make Jesse kind of the lead of the next one.
[02:18:28] Speaker 19: Can we please leave a note for Porky so he knows where we're going? You kidding me?
[02:18:32] Riz Lightyear: Hey, good job, Jesse.
[02:18:33] Speaker 4: Just everything is going.
[02:18:36] Riz Lightyear: It's fucking Burks or whatever the hell he has. The sandals. Yeah. Had they not gone to this carnival yet? No. I like how they also, you notice the lights are blown out like it would be if it was filmed on a camera. On digital cameras and also in animation, you can literally make everything look exactly the same. Yeah. But they went out of their way to be like, no, our exposure is this, so if anything's too bright, blows out.
[02:19:01] Speaker 4: Where dragon roams.
[02:19:03] Riz Lightyear: Wow, that's a very solidly animated cat.
[02:19:06] Speaker 15: It could go straight across.
[02:19:09] Riz Lightyear: I mean, the cat really can't do anything to you, Bo. Ah, anything can do anything to Bo. She's fucking porcelain. The cat's going to crack her teeth on Bo.
[02:19:17] Speaker 30: Woody, don't stick to the plan.
[02:19:20] Riz Lightyear: And same for fucking for Buzz. Buzz could survive the most out of any of them. Because cats don't really chew things.
[02:19:27] Speaker 9: Bonnie, she's right there. You better hope the dummies didn't... Ah, fuck.
[02:19:35] Riz Lightyear: Careful, she's porcelain. The little sounds of their tinking.
[02:19:41] Speaker 15: My sheep.
[02:19:42] Riz Lightyear: Let go.
[02:19:43] Benjwoody: Oh, no. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep. But she knows where to find them. Just tell me
[02:19:49] Speaker 15: how to help. Stay out of my way.
[02:19:51] Riz Lightyear: Learn to fucking listen.
[02:19:53] Speaker 15: We have to get that key.
[02:19:54] Speaker 22: How are we supposed
[02:19:55] Riz Lightyear: to do that?
[02:19:56] Speaker 22: Okay, you know what? Leave that to us.
[02:19:58] Riz Lightyear: What are they about to do?
[02:20:00] Speaker 22: Where did you two come from?
[02:20:01] Riz Lightyear: Don't they attack her? Oh, my God.
[02:20:06] Speaker 12: Well, we're not doing that.
[02:20:07] Speaker 14: What about Winner Winner Chicken Dinner? Yes.
[02:20:09] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[02:20:10] Speaker 9: I'm going to stop you
[02:20:19] Riz Lightyear: right there. Stop.
[02:20:26] Benjwoody: No.
[02:20:27] Speaker 14: Where is this going? Don't interrupt.
[02:20:32] Riz Lightyear: Leave this woman alone.
[02:20:34] Speaker 23: That's from the first
[02:20:45] Riz Lightyear: animated movie. Take your toy, soldier. Tin toy. Take your toy.
[02:20:50] Speaker 25: Look who jumped 40 school buses and landed back into my life.
[02:20:53] Riz Lightyear: You know who that is, right? No. Oh, you'll recognize this voice.
[02:20:57] Speaker 25: Canada's greatest stuntman. Oh, yeah.
[02:21:00] Riz Lightyear: You don't recognize his voice? It's the one. Like, the one? It's the one. Like, fucking Neo. Yeah. I'm blanking on the name. Keanu Reeves. Keanu.
[02:21:11] Speaker 9: This is really important. My kid. You have a kid? I had a kid. Oh, no.
[02:21:16] Riz Lightyear: It's so funny because it's like it makes sense when you say it. Yep. It was the happiest
[02:21:21] Speaker 25: boxing day of my life.
[02:21:23] Riz Lightyear: Oh, happiest boxing day of my life. He's so Canadian.
[02:21:26] Speaker 25: I was ready to finally do what I was made to do. Kaboom! But when Rizal realized I couldn't jump as far as the toy in the commercial. Oh, no. Rizal, threw me away. It's not fair. Why, Rizal?
[02:21:39] Speaker 15: Why?
[02:21:39] Speaker 25: Why, Rizal?
[02:21:40] Speaker 15: Why? Any Duke Kaboom toy can land, but you are the only one that can crash. Be who I am.
[02:21:48] Speaker 27: Whoa.
[02:21:48] Speaker 15: Who's the greatest of the great white Norris? Kaboom! Who's the most spectacular daredevil Canada has ever seen? Duke Kaboom! Can you do the jump?
[02:21:58] Speaker 2: Yes, I Canada!
[02:22:00] Speaker 15: Good work!
[02:22:01] Speaker 2: How did they get it? How do we get that key? It was hard.
[02:22:07] Speaker 22: Very difficult. Barely made it out alive.
[02:22:10] Speaker 2: Barely made it out alive. Oh, the whole push rush. Benji, you want to do the old push rush?
[02:22:15] Riz Lightyear: Push rush, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:22:16] Speaker 30: You really don't think you'll ever be in a kid's room again. And now with the carnival traveling through, it's our chance to hop a ride.
[02:22:22] Riz Lightyear: Oh, right. She goes with the carnival.
[02:22:26] Speaker ?: Wow.
[02:22:27] Speaker 15: Wow.
[02:22:28] Speaker ?: Yeah. Look at that.
[02:22:31] Speaker 15: Look at that. What didn't I tell you? You're going with him. I am?
[02:22:34] Speaker 25: Let's kaboom.
[02:22:35] Riz Lightyear: I mean, it's not like if you fall, you're going to hurt.
[02:22:38] Speaker 25: Go.
[02:22:38] Speaker ?: Whoa.
[02:22:39] Speaker 25: Rizal. Rizal. It's a commercial. It's not real.
[02:22:42] Benjwoody: And he's still traumatized.
[02:22:44] Speaker 25: I'm sorry, Rizal.
[02:22:45] Speaker 32: Still on my ass.
[02:22:53] Riz Lightyear: Don't worry about it.
[02:22:54] Speaker 32: I just want to talk. Yeah, with my voice box.
[02:22:58] Benjwoody: You're going to break it. He's like, what? 60 years old at this point? Hi.
[02:23:07] Speaker 30: Drop it.
[02:23:08] Riz Lightyear: Drop it. That's all it took.
[02:23:11] Speaker 4: No, no.
[02:23:12] Riz Lightyear: No, Forky. Oh, no. You broke one of her girls. There's too much shit happening. Is Keanu Reeves Canadian? Probably.
[02:23:30] Speaker 2: Cough up giggles. There you go.
[02:23:33] Speaker 9: Nobody wants this. I do. Why? Because it's all I have left to do. I don't have anything else.
[02:23:40] Speaker 15: There's plenty of kids out there.
[02:23:42] Speaker 9: It's called loyalty. Something a lost toy wouldn't understand.
[02:23:45] Benjwoody: Hurtful. You hurt me real good, Woody. I hurt me real deep just in, Woody.
[02:23:53] Speaker 9: Bye, Woody.
[02:23:54] Speaker ?: Good luck with Bonnie.
[02:23:55] Benjwoody: Well, at least you don't have to miss her now because she hates you.
[02:23:58] Speaker 23: Time to go home. No. Woody. I don't leave toys behind. You know how stubborn he is. Woody, you're actually leaving. Not now? Not ever. Actually, literally leaving a toy behind.
[02:24:07] Riz Lightyear: I never caught that. Oh, my God. That's crazy that he would go back in knowing they want to rip his back out.
[02:24:14] Speaker 32: You were left in the closet wondering if you'll ever get played with.
[02:24:18] Speaker 9: I'm not leaving without Forky.
[02:24:20] Riz Lightyear: When somebody loved me.
[02:24:23] Speaker 32: I was defective right out of the box. I can only imagine what it must have been like for you proudly watching him grow up.
[02:24:30] Riz Lightyear: I never realized they're like little mini parents.
[02:24:33] Speaker 32: Helping her when she needs it most.
[02:24:35] Riz Lightyear: Ooh, Forky weaponized her. He gave her all the ammo. She weaponized Forky. You're right. You're right. You're right.
[02:24:40] Speaker 32: Was it as wonderful as it sounds? It was. I'd give anything to be loved the way you have.
[02:24:47] Riz Lightyear: Benji, your pull string's looking real tight right now. Maybe don't fondle my pull string.
[02:24:54] Speaker 9: Just leave me, Forky.
[02:24:55] Speaker 23: Bonnie needs him.
[02:24:56] Riz Lightyear: Wow.
[02:24:57] Speaker 12: Where's Woody? And Forky! We have a situation. We have a situation. Any minute now, Bonnie will notice her backpack is missing.
[02:25:03] Riz Lightyear: Of course she won't.
[02:25:04] Speaker 23: She'll realize she left it at the antique store.
[02:25:06] Speaker 15: You good, Bonnie?
[02:25:07] Riz Lightyear: Bonnie's got ADHD. She doesn't notice anything. She notices when Forky's gone.
[02:25:12] Speaker 12: Bonnie, how do you turn this off? Your backpack's at the antique store. Let's go!
[02:25:16] Speaker ?: Oh no, my backpack! I left my backpack in the antique store.
[02:25:21] Riz Lightyear: Well, there you go. They are parents to a tiny little ADHD, okay? And how did she not hear that? Did your toy just say your backpack's in the antique store? No, that didn't happen.
[02:25:32] Speaker 30: Woody asked you for help. He only cares about himself. What he's always trying to do right by his kid. That kind of crazy loyalty just... You gotta love him for it.
[02:25:41] Riz Lightyear: Came right back around.
[02:25:43] Speaker 30: Going back. We just got here.
[02:25:44] Speaker 15: You heard Bo?
[02:25:45] Riz Lightyear: We just got here. No. So he doesn't even have a pull string anymore? No.
[02:25:51] Speaker 19: You are my best friend. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome.
[02:25:55] Speaker 2: He sacrifices way too much. She deserved it. She bullied him into it. She kidnapped his friend.
[02:26:02] Benjwoody: She's traumatized. She's just a little girl.
[02:26:07] Speaker ?: Hello. Hi. Oh, Bonnie.
[02:26:09] Riz Lightyear: She should have at least given him her busted box, so maybe one day somebody would fix him. That's what I'm saying.
[02:26:15] Speaker 4: You make me so happy. Let's be best friends. It's really happening.
[02:26:18] Speaker 19: I'm Gabby Gabby.
[02:26:19] Speaker 10: Her eyes always move up just like the dolls do.
[02:26:22] Speaker 8: You can take it home if you want.
[02:26:29] Speaker 10: What happened? Gabby was supposed to be her toy. Here's my backpack.
[02:26:40] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[02:26:41] Speaker 15: There he is. Now, please leave him in there so he doesn't get lost again.
[02:26:45] Riz Lightyear: God, where is that voice from? Why do I know the mom's voice, but I cannot pinpoint it? Daddy!
[02:26:52] Speaker 9: Tell Buzz to get the RV to the merry-go-round. God. You understand?
[02:26:56] Riz Lightyear: Why is Woody so loyal to everybody? That's the best thing about him. It is, but it's also like, God damn it, Woody.
[02:27:03] Speaker 23: There are plenty of kids out there, and one of them is named Bonnie. She's waiting for you right now.
[02:27:09] Riz Lightyear: You don't know that. This is always his MO.
[02:27:11] Speaker 2: That's why I like the way this movie ends, but he's always just trying to pawn his kid off on other people, which I appreciate.
[02:27:17] Speaker 9: You sit on the shelf the rest of your life. You'll never find out, will you?
[02:27:20] Riz Lightyear: See, that's the theme of these movies. It's not about sitting around waiting for people to like you. Yeah, but she's sitting on a shelf where potentially no one will ever pick her. If you're on your kid's shelf, that's different. It's a way to make a very nuanced bad guy for this one. No, I liked her a lot. And a baby!
[02:27:45] Speaker 20: Right, turn, right, turn, ahead. Does the GPS sound funny to you?
[02:27:49] Benjwoody: Shut up. You sound funny.
[02:27:50] Speaker 20: Turn right!
[02:27:52] Speaker 9: No, turn right! Oh, my God. He's the toy that went on to crash into that target. Oh, man. I can do this. Oh, man. I can do it with my eyes closed.
[02:28:03] Speaker 25: Three, two, one, go!
[02:28:05] Riz Lightyear: Three, two, one, go! What is he doing? Oh, he's going to falling with style.
[02:28:09] Speaker 25: This is for you, Rishon. Rishon.
[02:28:19] Speaker 18: Oh! He's okay. He's okay. Boom.
[02:28:23] Speaker 9: I think she's lost. Change of plans.
[02:28:30] Riz Lightyear: No, she's going to get him arrested! Oh, I got lost at the mall once. It's scary. You know what's funny? I got lost once at a car wash. I had a toy giraffe, and I thought I was talking to my dad, and then I looked up, and it was a stranger, and I was like, and all I remember was my giraffe in my hand.
[02:28:48] Speaker 22: Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
[02:28:49] Riz Lightyear: Hey, it's a callback. I didn't realize.
[02:28:51] Speaker 2: It's a good thing they didn't do the pull string, because that would have just been creepy. I'm Gabby Gabby, and I'm watching you. Lost, little child.
[02:28:59] Speaker 19: Are you lost, too?
[02:29:02] Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm lost! I'm Gabby Gabby, and I need a home.
[02:29:05] Speaker 19: I'm Gabby Gabby. Will you be my friend? I'll help you.
[02:29:09] Speaker 2: Basically, exactly what you said.
[02:29:11] Speaker ?: Excuse me?
[02:29:12] Riz Lightyear: There's a lot of copaganda in this movie. Wait, what other? Oh, right, right, right, right. Oh, they found.
[02:29:20] Speaker 19: And then I found this doll.
[02:29:22] Speaker ?: You did.
[02:29:23] Riz Lightyear: Oh, you can't keep that, sweetie. They did it with the power of love and friendship. They paired. Oh. Now he's like, I got a new high. Oh, my God. I can pair other kids with toys?
[02:29:35] Benjwoody: Oh, that's my new job. Oh, my God. Holy shit.
[02:29:40] Speaker 14: Sir, will you please step out of the vehicle? Dan's totally going to jail.
[02:29:44] Riz Lightyear: What the fuck is wrong with that unicorn? Bro, if I was his dad, I'd be.
[02:29:49] Speaker 14: You've got to be kidding me. Yeah.
[02:29:51] Riz Lightyear: Oh, I didn't realize that was exactly the same as the beginning. He's like holding on to like.
[02:29:58] Speaker 2: Buzz knows that look.
[02:30:01] Speaker 23: She'll be okay. Bonnie will be okay.
[02:30:08] Riz Lightyear: Whoa. He thought he was talking about Bo. About Bo, but he's talking about Boney.
[02:30:14] Speaker 23: Listen to your inner voice.
[02:30:16] Riz Lightyear: I don't have one anymore. I'm free. Now kiss. Are they going to do whatever toys do when they get intimate? Make little cowboys. Sounds like fucking.
[02:30:33] Speaker 2: But because anatomy is different in the toy world, he's going to have to give birth to them.
[02:30:37] Riz Lightyear: Yeah. I want to see Woody pregnant with little porcelain cowboys and ragdoll sheep. Look at that. She's the sheriff now. Yeah. I'm excited. I hope they like find some good inner resolution because she's still way too traumatized. Jesse. Yeah.
[02:31:07] Speaker 23: So long, Forky. That's sad. Forky? Who's watching the doors?
[02:31:12] Speaker 6: Wait, what the fuck?
[02:31:14] Speaker 2: God damn it, Forky. Fail.
[02:31:16] Speaker 15: Goodness, the awning. What is going on?
[02:31:19] Speaker 2: That was the closest I got to knowing her voice.
[02:31:23] Speaker 12: He's not lost. Not anymore.
[02:31:25] Riz Lightyear: I think he's finally found. I think he's finally found.
[02:31:27] Speaker 12: To do it finally.
[02:31:29] Riz Lightyear: And beyond. Yeah, how'd they know each of them were saying that? They got psychic links. Toy telepathy. Toy-lepathy. There's a little more during the credits.
[02:31:40] Speaker 9: You Mr. Toads want to take a wild ride with a kid?
[02:31:45] Riz Lightyear: Wait, so they stayed too? Yeah.
[02:31:47] Speaker 30: Every prize with a kid. What's next?
[02:31:49] Speaker 27: We know exactly what to do.
[02:31:51] Riz Lightyear: Oh, God.
[02:31:52] Speaker ?: Rush, rush!
[02:31:53] Speaker 13: Oh, I like that! For what?
[02:31:57] Riz Lightyear: What the fuck? They're monsters. We did it, Benji. We watched all four Toy Stories. Yeah, and you know what? I'm a little excited for the fifth one. Whoa! I enjoyed that one. No, honestly, I love the fourth movie.
[02:32:18] Speaker 4: She even made a new friend in class.
[02:32:20] Riz Lightyear: He's still there a year later. Oh, my God. They are busted. They are fully.
[02:32:25] Speaker 32: How am I alive?
[02:32:28] Speaker ?: I don't know.
[02:32:30] Speaker 2: I think that's it, right? His eye, the circle move for the eye.
[02:32:37] Benjwoody: To focus on his eye. Yeehaw! That was solid. That made me a little bit excited for the fifth movie.
[02:32:43] Riz Lightyear: I think re-watching these has helped me a bit. Yeah, Bonnie's not. She didn't give them away. No, she definitely did. There was a switch between the third to the fourth movie. She was like, Woody!
[02:32:53] Speaker 2: And then by the fourth movie, she's like, I don't give a fuck about that Toy. I don't care about Woody. She probably doesn't even know he's gone.
[02:32:57] Riz Lightyear: Yeah, no. It doesn't seem like it. Felt real bad for Gabby Gabby. Glad she got her happy ending. I know. For me, I think it's always just been wild listening to people say that every sequel has been unnecessary beyond the second movie. Because to me, I'm like, well, fair. But I'm like, if you're going to say that, you got to start with the second movie to begin with. Oh, yeah. I think every Toy Story is unnecessary. That's fair. But most people are always like, well, either the fourth one's unnecessary. I'm like, look, the second one was unnecessary. Because like I said, when we watched that, it didn't even start off as an official Disney Pixar film. It started off as a direct-to-VHS sequel. They just happened to go, wait a minute. This story is worthwhile, so we'll bring it to the big screen. And for me, the fact that people just overlook it, and it's just an issue I have with a lot of people when it comes to movies that have been around for long enough. They just kind of go, we don't question this. We like Toy Story 2 in this house, and we never question it. And anything else that's different than that, we hate. And I'm like, look, I like Toy Story 4, and I don't want to fucking defend it. Film bros hate Toy Story 4. Why? Because Woody goes away in the end?
[02:34:01] Speaker 2: Because it's unnecessary, because they dumbed down Buzz, because they don't pay attention to the other characters, because it undoes the ending of the third movie,
[02:34:07] Riz Lightyear: because it's unnecessary. Whatever. I don't fucking care. To me, I think the second one's unnecessary. But if you value the second one, then you should at least have an open mind to value the movies that come afterwards. But that second movie's not as good as people say it is, and it really chaps my bun, and it's the last- Chaps my assless chaps.
[02:34:24] Benjwoody: It's just the last time we get to go back home to Andy, so it's like, oh, it's nostalgic, and now we have Bonnie. And you know, now- The Bonnie kids are old enough to be nostalgic for Bonnie, I guess, right?
[02:34:35] Riz Lightyear: No, they're gonna be busy on their iPads. Yeah, they are. They're gonna be like, what movie came out? Was the fifth movie good? We're releasing this either the day of, or the week before or after? I don't know. I'm interested, but then thinking about the fact that they're just gonna get lost again kind of makes me disinterested. So we'll see what happens. On a scale, where would you rank these movies if you had to, like, quickly rank the Toy Story films? One, two, three, four in the trash can. I don't want to watch them again. No. What's the- What's at the bottom? Three. It's cute.
[02:35:05] Benjwoody: Like, they're all fine. There's nothing wrong with them. I'm not saying you get- No, I know. I'm just, I'm conflicted personally because I'm like, look,
[02:35:13] Riz Lightyear: I don't like that Andy gave away the toys, but she's a nice girl. What would be your number? How would you rank it? I wouldn't. Two, four, one, three. Okay. Yeah. All right. Maybe. I don't know. I'd never put two number one, but you know, that's fair. You wouldn't. What's your ranking? One, four, three, two. I really love number three, but I like what they do with four more, and I know that's extremely sacrilegious to a lot of people, but I like number four. I honestly think Gabby Gabby is the only thing that saved it for me. These, the numbers that I just gave
[02:35:42] Benjwoody: were purely like just vibes off the top of my head. I'm like, I would really have to watch them more, and I just don't watch them enough, and I don't have strong enough feelings about anything for me to actually like rank them. Even, you know, Andy giving his toys away. I'm like, look, it happened, and I kind of thought that that was kind of what I was hinging on for not liking three, and it was done cute. It was cute. It was cute.
[02:36:08] Riz Lightyear: I think it's time that we head back to the toy box. We have an adventure in space. You gotta. Until next time, I'm Riz Lightyear. And I'm Sheriff Benji. To infinity, pop stars. And there's a snake in my boots. Yay!
[02:36:28] Speaker 4: Oh, no.
[02:36:31] Speaker 6: They took your box, boy. Blank. All right. Bye, pop stars.
[02:36:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good. They got the bloopers. We're watching the bloopers, Benji. Please.
[02:36:44] Speaker 11: But I don't want to use my hand.
[02:36:49] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[02:36:51] Speaker 13: Ow.
[02:36:52] Benjwoody: Get some cheese puffs. And a key.
[02:36:55] Speaker 4: That's not funny.
[02:36:59] Benjwoody: You've permanently damaged him.
[02:37:00] Speaker 4: He lost his string.
[02:37:04] Riz Lightyear: If you have time for golf. How are these fitting?
[02:37:08] Speaker 13: And a rubber ducky. And a yo-yo.
[02:37:11] Riz Lightyear: Oh, my God.
[02:37:12] Speaker 9: It's a cute little bottom.
[02:37:14] Riz Lightyear: It's a cute little bottom. Fuck you, Weezy.
[02:37:18] Speaker 24: Song coming on. Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry. Let's go again.
[02:37:23] Benjwoody: Oh, my God. Mr. Mike's got an issue with you. He's trying to pretend he doesn't.
[02:37:32] Speaker 13: Be careful. They chatter.
[02:37:34] Speaker 12: Whoa. We'll be back before Andy gets home. What? What's so funny?
[02:37:40] Benjwoody: Woody does too many pranks. They're never going to get anything done.
[02:37:44] Speaker 12: Darn it, Woody.
[02:37:47] Benjwoody: Bail.
[02:37:52] Speaker 7: Ah.
[02:37:53] Speaker 29: So did you make it into the first toy store? If you look at the letterbox copy, you can see my arm grabbing Woody's ankle. Letterboxd.
[02:37:59] Riz Lightyear: Letterboxd meaning if you watch the widescreen version. Because they'll cut off the sides in the VHS. Oh, and that's where the name came for Letterboxd.
[02:38:05] Speaker 10: For what? For the monkeys, of course.
[02:38:10] Riz Lightyear: For some reason, I thought that was part of his actual character. You thought he was Stinky Pete? Yeah.
[02:38:16] Speaker 7: I think that's why they call me Stinky Pete.
[02:38:18] Riz Lightyear: Woo. My brain canonized that.
[02:38:21] Speaker 7: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
[02:38:23] Speaker 4: Bye-bye.
[02:38:24] Speaker 21: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
[02:38:25] Speaker 4: Bye-bye.
[02:38:26] Speaker 21: Is that what everybody got? Good. Oh, my gosh. My cheeks are killing me. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay.
[02:38:37] Riz Lightyear: There we go. Nice.