Trump's New Press Secretary Just Became The Internet's Most Viral Meme!

[0:00] Trump's new press secretary's first day not going so great, guys. [0:04] To officially be part of this incredible journey together, and with that, I will take your questions here in our new media seat. [0:15] The idea of not spending evenings with my kids is completely unacceptable, so my president, excuse me, my husband, that's a good one. [0:25] White House Press Secretary Katie Zakaria just finished her first briefing, and many are calling it one of the worst press briefings they've ever seen of a Republican or Democratic press secretary. [0:34] He is an energetic president. [0:37] Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump and Republicans. [0:48] It's not hard to see why. [0:53] Guys, don't shoot the messenger, but the memes are so brutal. [0:59] She reads at Trump's level, kindergarten. [1:02] I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like such as. [1:22] It lasted only about 14 minutes. [1:24] She took only two questions and read through an eight-minute monologue, barely looking up and having noticeable stage fright. [1:31] Take a look at all these unhappy reporters in the briefing room. [1:35] Katie Zakaria came out for her first press briefing and only took questions from three reporters, one from Breitbart, one from Fox News, one from the Daily Mail. [1:45] Not exactly an adversarial briefing for Katie Zakaria, the new White House Press Secretary. [1:50] Tried to get a question in at the very end to see when Katie Zakaria will be briefing the press next. [1:56] No word on when that's going to happen or if she'll be willing to take more questions from other reporters. [2:02] When you hire someone based on how much they resemble your daughter instead of skill. [2:08] Yikes. [2:09] Wow, wow, wow. [2:10] Okay. [2:11] Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zakaria's first press briefing was so brutally bad that the internet is having an absolute field day. [2:22] The memes are incredible. [2:24] She's being compared to that infamous Miss Teen USA clip that you saw in the intro. [2:30] We got to drop into this super cut from Aaron Rupar of her first press briefing. [2:35] As you heard there, Aaron Parnas said it was the worst thing ever. [2:39] You have the Midas Touch reporter in the room saying that she only took questions from Breitbart and Fox News. [2:45] Anyway, this is Katie Zakaria's first press briefing was brutally bad. [2:50] Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, which is good, right? [2:55] Because clearly she doesn't know about the Epstein stuff. [2:58] But she does have the number one qualification looking like Ivanka. [3:04] Because nothing says you're hired in the Trump White House like Donald Trump wanting to f*** you, right? [3:10] Anyway, here's a super cut from Zakaria's first briefing, which made Caroline Levitt seem like Ronald Reagan. [3:16] Good morning. [3:18] I am so honored to work for President Trump and the American people as the new White House press secretary. [3:33] I want to thank President Trump for his trust that he has placed in me. [3:40] I have wanted to work for him for a very long time. [3:45] I'm looking forward to working with each of you as well. [3:49] Yeah, she a total pick me. [3:50] Especially as we are in the middle of the midterm blitz with energy and excitement never seen before in the history of midterms thanks to President Trump. [4:02] Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump and Republicans. [4:14] Yeah, just go watch the last video I made about the Trump rally to see how true that is. [4:21] It's not hard to see why. [4:23] We had a historic one-day war and now we are in a booming economy and a great relationship with Venezuela to officially be part of this incredible journey together. [4:37] And with that, I will take your questions. [4:41] Oh, here we go. [4:42] Here in our new media scene. [4:43] I want to ask you a policy question. [4:45] Has the U.S. stopped sharing intel with Ukraine? [4:49] I'll have to get back to you on that. [4:50] I have two questions for you. [4:53] Wow. [4:54] First of all, on Kimberly Guilfoyle, the Daily Mail has been reporting on her since last year. [4:59] The President said yesterday to reporters that he is considering firing her. [5:04] Do you know a timeline for that and also potentially who could be on the short list to replace her if he does? [5:09] We have asked Ambassador Guilfoyle to resign. [5:14] She has been a wonderful asset to the team and we wish her well. [5:18] She did make some headline news, noting that Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former fiancé of Donald Trump Jr., current ambassador to Greece, was asked to resign. [5:26] We'll see if Guilfoyle resigns. [5:27] They're a major pay-to-play scheme. [5:29] She's under significant investigation over in Greece. [5:31] At a point, Zakaria confused the president with her own husband, was visibly nervous on stage. [5:36] Okay, the idea of not spending evenings with my kids is completely unacceptable. [5:42] So my president, excuse me, my husband, that's a good one. [5:47] My husband is out here, his birthdays and her family and we are very, very protective of celebrating birthdays as a family. [5:58] So he brought the entire crew out here, blessed him, it's a lot. [6:01] And we will be moving out here and work, though my work will be demanding, they will always be a priority. [6:07] And President Trump is the most family-friendly president we've ever had. [6:12] He has hired more women with families and the fact that he knew I had four kids and he knew that this job would be demanding and still placed his trust in me shows that I know I'm capable of being able to step up. [6:24] Lady, I don't think that's the flex that you think it is. [6:29] Thursday night, you're going up the escalator? [6:31] I'm going to be dating her in 10 years. [6:33] Literally one of the first comments is Miss Teen USA 2007. [6:40] Oh, please tell me you remember this. [6:43] Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. [6:48] Why do you think this is? [6:50] I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps. [7:03] And I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as. [7:11] And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries. [7:23] So we will be able to build up our future for our children. [7:27] Thank you very much, South Carolina. [7:30] When you hire someone based on how much they resemble your daughter instead of skill. [7:37] Yikes. [7:38] Guys, don't shoot the messenger, but the memes are so brutal. [7:43] Um, she reads at Trump's level. [7:46] Kindergarten. [7:47] Oh my God. [7:49] It's like she wasn't even there. [7:50] Oh, wow. [7:51] This is a deep cut. [7:52] Outlasting the melon. [7:54] If you know, you know. [7:56] I can't explain this meme, but. [7:58] Trump's new press secretary's first day not going so great, guys. [8:02] To officially be part of this incredible journey together. [8:06] And with that, I will take your questions here in our new media seat. [8:13] Someone else said the American people should simply expect Caroline Part 2, meaning no facts or truth, just Republican propaganda from the White House, nothing more. [8:22] With this incredible video. [8:23] But Biden, Obama, Clinton, but, but, but, but come up. [8:26] That's what Hillary got in his shell. [8:29] But Biden. [8:30] I thought I was watching SNL. [8:33] Like, I feel bad because a lot of these memes are so misogynistic. [8:37] And, you know, I hate to just harp on the dumb blonde of it all. [8:43] But come on. [8:45] I mean, like, look at this. [8:48] What the fuck are we doing? [8:49] Dear God, she can expect the below as one of her new daily, sorry, hourly activities. [8:57] Ew. [8:58] Ew. [8:59] Only answered two or three questions. [9:01] Read through an eight-minute monologue. [9:03] And then quickly and abruptly ended the press conference after 14 minutes saying that, well, you're going to hear more from the president. [9:09] People are calling it arguably one of the worst briefings they've ever seen. [9:13] Spread the word. [9:13] Follow for more. [9:14] Follow for more.