Trump’s MOST CLOWNISH Press Conference Yet!

[0:00] It's like finding a needle in a haystack. [0:02] Wow. [0:04] What? [0:06] Is that like secret CIA code? [0:09] Is that what that is? [0:10] Needle in a haystack? [0:11] I've never heard this before. [0:12] Pray tell. [0:13] What does that mean? [0:17] Donald Trump had a press conference today, and it turns out it was all about trying to [0:22] brag about some great military achievement. [0:26] And it turns out that's a lie, probably. [0:29] And also, only Donald Trump could say that we obliterated their Air Force, then get a [0:40] billion-dollar jet shot down, and then pretend like that's some kind of a victory. [0:46] It's quite a spin. [0:49] It's good for him. [0:50] He's still spinning. [0:52] So let's go to it. [0:55] It was pretty clownish. [0:57] The whole, I mean, honest to God, Donald Trump, when I, if you, I was listening to [1:05] the press conference at first because I came a little late, so I had it on fast speed, and [1:10] he sounded, you know, ridiculous, but he didn't sound drunk. [1:15] But if you listen to it at regular speed, which I, so at some point I caught up and it started [1:20] to go regular speed, honest, he sounded, he sounded like a drunk guy would sound. [1:25] Oh, this is the greatest, this is the greatest, we'll just boom, obliterated him. [1:32] It's, it's, he, it's, okay, so anyway, let's start. [1:35] Here we go, let's start. [1:37] The entire country could be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night. [1:44] If there's one thing Donald Trump's known for, it's his Disney-like optimism. [1:49] And a lot of people are also pointing to that, saying that, that he's threatening a nuclear [1:54] war, because you can't take out the country in one night with conventional weapons. [2:00] So, he's just wildly, wildly, wildly, even, even I am shocked at Donald Trump's bellicose [2:11] nature, put it that way. [2:14] Suri, what is the definition of bellicose? [2:17] Bellicose. [2:19] I don't know what it is, let's see. [2:22] What's the definition of bellicose? [2:28] Demonstrating aggression and willingness to fight. [2:30] Okay. [2:31] Yeah, I was right. [2:34] I would, I would also put tinsed with cray. [2:38] His hair looks good, though. [2:39] I gotta say, his hair is looking good. [2:41] Let's keep it going. [2:43] The whole thing, I'm just gonna clip, so if you don't know what the thing, what the press [2:48] conference was about, the press conference was about them trying to spin one of our pilots [2:52] getting shot down, and them launching a rescue operation, and probably spending a billion dollars [3:00] on it, because they left behind 17 aircraft, and they blew them up themselves, and all this [3:05] stuff, and it's unbelievable, right? [3:09] So, that's what it was about. [3:13] But, as I'm going to show you in the next segment, there's a very likely good chance that this [3:21] was not about saving a pilot, that this was a mission that they failed at. [3:26] It's very likely that this was a mission to get some kind of the nuclear material that [3:32] they claimed that Iran has, and that it was a disaster. [3:38] That's more likely. [3:39] I'm gonna show you that in the next segment. [3:41] But this segment, let's just look at the clown show of his press conference, and it turned [3:47] into an Ask His Fest, also. [3:50] Pete Hegstaff, the CIA director. [3:53] Okay, let's listen to this. [3:55] I'm gonna introduce the head of the CIA, and he is a man who, he's central casting, okay? [4:02] If we cast a movie, he's gonna play the head of the CIA. [4:05] He's one of the few. [4:06] John Ratcliffe. [4:13] So, they're using the central casting joke. [4:16] So, I'm expecting a check in the mail. [4:19] Don't worry about it, though. [4:24] Okay, here's another. [4:25] Here's another one. [4:28] He's actually talking. [4:30] So, here, let's listen. [4:31] But to have a contingency, as opposed to having to wait two days, can you imagine right in [4:35] the middle? [4:35] This was central. [4:38] This was right. [4:39] You would call it central casting if you were doing a movie for location. [4:43] And probably the... [4:45] No, you wouldn't call it central casting. [4:46] You would call that location scouting. [4:50] So, he's talking about location scouting. [4:53] He's not talking about casting. [4:55] So, just to let you know. [4:57] Okay. [4:57] But to have a contingency, as opposed to having to wait two days, can you imagine right in [5:02] the middle? [5:02] This was central. [5:04] This was right... [5:06] You would call it central casting if you were doing a movie for location. [5:10] And probably the toughest area of Iran, where we'd be sitting there. [5:14] So, these planes came in. [5:15] Those pilots came in so fast and so quick. [5:18] And got... [5:18] They came in so fast and so quick. [5:21] They didn't even see the anti-aircraft fire that took them down. [5:25] Okay. [5:30] The CIA was very responsible. [5:32] Oh, here it is. [5:34] So, watch this. [5:36] Again, it's just... [5:38] You can't take any of these guys seriously anymore, just because they're all hyperbole. [5:43] He keeps giving deadlines, moving them back 48 hours. [5:47] Another one moved back. [5:49] But watch this. [5:51] Watch how he pretends like one of the oldest sayings in the world. [5:55] He just invented. [5:57] Or they just invented. [5:58] Let's listen. [5:59] The CIA was very responsible for finding this little speck. [6:02] It's like they used an expression on one of the shows. [6:05] The general was talking about. [6:07] It's like finding a needle in a haystack. [6:09] Wow. [6:12] What? [6:13] It just... [6:14] Is that like secret CIA code? [6:17] Is that what that is? [6:17] Needle in a haystack? [6:18] I've never heard this before. [6:20] Pray tell. [6:20] What does that mean? [6:24] One of the generals said... [6:25] Let's listen. [6:25] The CIA was very responsible for finding this little speck. [6:29] It's like they used an expression on one of the shows. [6:32] On one of the shows. [6:34] So he's talking Mark Levin or he's talking Sean Hannity? [6:39] You know, these shows. [6:40] One of the shows. [6:41] They used an expression on one of the shows. [6:42] Listen to this. [6:43] You ready? [6:44] It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. [6:46] Boom! [6:47] You know what? [6:48] I never thought of it that way. [6:50] Who came up with that saying? [6:51] That is brilliant. [6:53] That is absolutely brilliant. [6:56] That's their code word. [6:58] Is that a CIA code word? [7:00] Hey, what's their code word for attack? [7:02] 23 skidoo? [7:08] Shenanigans? [7:09] This literally made me laugh out loud when I was listening to it when he said this. [7:13] On one of the shows, they use this term called needle in a haystack. [7:16] You ever heard it? [7:17] The CIA was very responsible for finding this little speck. [7:22] It's like they used an expression on one of the shows. [7:25] The general was talking about. [7:26] It's like finding a needle in a haystack, finding this pilot. [7:31] And the CIA was unbelievable. [7:34] It's weird that they used it on one of the shows. [7:37] You know, one of these expressions that our great-grandparents used to use all the time. [7:44] Nobody would ever think to look there. [7:46] We'll be right back with more of this story after a brief message from our sponsor. [7:51] Hey, Maria Marrera was born in 1907 when horses still shared the streets with cars. [7:58] She lived through two world wars, the Spanish Civil War and the rise of the internet. [8:03] When she passed away in August of 2024 at 117 years old, she was the world's oldest person. [8:11] After her death, researchers examined something remarkable. [8:15] Her gut microbiome was remarkably diverse in beneficial bacteria. [8:21] When scientists studied other similar people, they found similar patterns, greater microbial [8:26] diversity and stronger gut balance, traits linked to immune health, heart health, and even [8:32] brain health. [8:33] Your gut microbiome isn't just about digestion. [8:36] It reflects how well your body adapts and functions over time. 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[9:31] He's such an alpha male, he doesn't even know the meaning or pronunciation of the word [9:38] impotent. [9:40] Ready? [9:40] Here we go. [9:41] Under the constant threat of Iranian forces closing in, ultimately, it was an impotent. [9:48] It was impotent. [9:51] Oh, impotent. [9:53] He couldn't get an ooper. [10:00] I mean, up. [10:02] He was so impotent. [10:06] He couldn't get a banar. [10:10] Why couldn't he get a banar? [10:13] I don't know. [10:13] He's impotent. [10:15] Ready? [10:16] Under the constant threat of Iranian forces closing in, ultimately, it was an impotent Iranian [10:23] threat. [10:24] And today, as the CIA director mentioned, Iran's military, and we know this, is embarrassed [10:29] and humiliated. [10:31] And they should be. [10:33] Yes, they are embarrassed and humiliated. [10:36] That they shot down one of our jets, even though he's claimed that we have decimated their [10:40] air force, that we own the skies. [10:42] You mean that kind of thing? [10:44] By the way, don't think this is what they're saying it is. [10:47] I'm pretty sure this was not a mission to save that guy. [10:51] But here we go. [10:52] Um, so here is the, is this the CIA guy? [10:58] Um, is this Radcliffe? [11:02] I'm not even sure. [11:03] Let's watch. [11:04] Mr. President, I've had the privilege. [11:06] Yes, this is. [11:06] Of seeing you act with political courage in the best interest of the United States up [11:09] close on a daily basis. [11:10] And I'm grateful that this successful mission has given the American people a window into [11:15] that as well. [11:16] The secretary and chairman will tell you that our service members confidence is boosted [11:20] by a commander in chief who has their back the same way they have yours. [11:25] Wow. [11:25] Well, if any one person you want to have your back, it's somebody who is pals with Jeffrey [11:29] Epstein. [11:30] If you know what I'm saying, am I right? [11:31] Come on. [11:33] Uh, and be sure to get your completely untested confidence booster before you go into the [11:37] field. [11:39] So that is him. [11:40] Mr. President, I've had the privilege. [11:42] Privilege. [11:42] Of seeing you act with political courage in the best interest of the United States up [11:46] close on a daily basis. [11:46] You know, the courage to send other people to fight a war when you were Mr. Deferment [11:51] King, when it was your term to serve, you know, that kind of courage, the kind of courage [11:55] to bomb a country that has no ability to attack us back, that kind of courage, total courage, [12:04] the courage to start an unwinnable war, that kind of courage. [12:07] Daily basis. [12:08] And I'm grateful that this successful mission has given the American people a window into [12:12] that as well. [12:14] The secretary and chairman will tell you that our service members, the confidence is boosted [12:18] by a commander in chief who has their back the same way they have yours. [12:22] And I know that the confidence of CIA's officers is boosted by the knowledge that their work [12:27] is informing a president who's not afraid to make the hardest decisions when the stakes [12:33] are highest. [12:34] And that the American people, your confidence should be boosted by knowing that the security [12:39] of the nation is in the hands of a president who's willing to take on problems that have [12:44] confounded both sides of the political aisle for nearly half a century. [12:47] It is an honor to serve under a leader who just proved that- [12:52] You know, the problem that's confounded political leaders for half a century, you know, the problem [12:57] of Iran not attacking us? [12:59] You mean that a problem? [13:00] The problem of Iran never starting a war? [13:02] You mean that kind of problem? [13:04] Yeah, that is a problem. [13:06] Yeah. [13:07] You know how we overthrew their government and installed an oppressive dictator who tortured [13:11] his own people? [13:12] Well, yeah, that kind of problem. [13:15] Yeah. [13:16] You can believe him when he says, no matter what, we will leave no one behind. [13:21] We will come for you. [13:23] Thank you. [13:24] Okay. [13:25] I remember when he was running for president the first time, he said he didn't even like [13:29] soldiers who got captured. [13:30] Remember that? [13:31] Oh, yeah. [13:32] Yeah. [13:32] But they're losers. [13:34] Here, back to Petey, good old Petey, Mr. Impotent. [13:38] Here we go. [13:40] But make no mistake about it. [13:41] None of this would have been possible without the courageous leadership and ironclad determination [13:46] of President Donald J. [13:49] So it just turned into like this ass-kissing fest, right, with Radcliffe and him. [13:54] So Radcliffe, he started it, and then Pete Hegseth, he continued it. [13:58] It just turned into one big ass-kiss fest. [14:01] But make no mistake about it. [14:03] None of this would have been possible without the courageous leadership and ironclad determination [14:08] of President Donald J. Trump. [14:10] From the moment our airmen went down, President Trump made it clear we will leave no one behind. [14:16] The first mission, the first of two, was an audacious daylight thunder run right up the [14:22] middle. [14:22] It was authorized in less than two hours from that pilot going down when we knew where he [14:27] was. [14:28] And it was authorized in the middle of the night because anybody that's worked for this man [14:31] knows he's up in the middle of the night. [14:33] Authorized immediately, without hesitation, audaciously. [14:36] The president demanded rapid, decisive action. [14:39] He backed our military with the full weight of his resolve, refusing to let enemy propaganda [14:42] or tactical setbacks deter us. [14:44] His leadership ensured that every lethal and non-lethal resource was brought to bear, that [14:49] our forces had the authorities and the support they needed to succeed. [14:53] When the president says he has the backs of our warfighters, he means it. [14:56] And it means a great deal. [14:58] And it's a big difference on the battlefield. [15:00] President Trump understands that peace through strength is not a slogan. [15:04] It is a doctrine that saves American lives. [15:06] His unwavering commitment to rebuilding our military and restoring the warrior spirit has [15:10] paid dividends in missions just like this one. [15:14] Under his command, America projects power with confidence and brings our people home [15:18] with victory. [15:19] And that continues today, by the way. [15:21] Per the president's direction, today will be the largest volume of strikes since day [15:24] one of this operation. [15:25] Tomorrow, even more than today. [15:28] And then Iran has a choice. [15:30] Choose wisely. [15:30] Because this president does not play around. [15:33] So they're seriously trying to convince us that the same effort is going to be given [15:43] to foot soldiers as the highly trained national media figure fighter pilot. [15:47] I mean, our military leaders hold those guys, the foot soldiers, in the same high regard [15:52] that the Ukrainian military leaders hold theirs. [15:55] That's what I'm thinking. [15:57] And they're going to hope that we forget all this because of the multi-million dollar [16:00] plane just got shot down moments into the conf. [16:03] This is, okay, so here's Trump on negotiations with Iran. [16:09] What messaging on the war has moved from, the war is coming to an end, to we're going [16:14] to be bombing Iran to the Stone Ages. [16:16] And we've heard a range of those kind of messages. [16:19] So are you, so which is it? [16:21] Are you winding this down? [16:22] Are you escalating? [16:23] I can't tell you. [16:23] I don't know. [16:24] I can't tell you. [16:25] It depends what they do. [16:26] This is a critical period. [16:28] They have a period of, well, till tomorrow at eight o'clock. [16:32] Okay, so I was going to say this is a master class in making all your failures look like [16:38] a secret plan because that's what this is. [16:40] But that would require a master doing it. [16:43] This is a sophomore class in covering your ass. [16:47] Like Pee Wee Herman saying he meant to crash his bike in front of the neighborhood kids. [16:52] That's kind of what this is. [16:56] So that's what I said. [16:57] Pretending getting a fighter jet shot down by a military that Trump said was completely [17:03] decimated as a victory is pure clown show. [17:06] Iran is humiliated. [17:08] Everything they say is a projection and a confession. [17:11] So now I want to quickly, and if, and God, gosh darn it, I've got lots of funny jokes about [17:17] this. [17:18] Come see me this Sunday in Salt Lake City, Las Vegas. [17:21] After that, Burbank, California, May 7th. [17:24] That's a Thursday special show, lots of surprises, and then Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Spokane, [17:29] Tacoma, and go to jimmydore.com for a link for those tickets. [17:34] Come see me in Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Nevada, May 7th. [17:37] It's a Thursday special show in Burbank, California. [17:40] Tickets going fast. [17:41] And then we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Spokane, and Tacoma. [17:46] Go to jimmydore.com for a link for tickets.