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"Donald Trump just had a disastrous Oval Office press conference. I guess the purported purpose of this was to talk about low sperm count in the United States. It was incredibly creepy. He was surrounded by a bunch of women. The whole thing was very bizarre. He started to fall asleep during this..."
[0:00] Donald Trump just had a disastrous Oval Office press conference.
[0:03] I guess the purported purpose of this was to talk about low sperm count in the United States.
[0:09] It was incredibly creepy.
[0:11] He was surrounded by a bunch of women.
[0:13] The whole thing was very bizarre.
[0:15] He started to fall asleep during this press conference.
[0:18] Throughout the press conference, you could literally see him sleeping for significant
[0:22] periods of time.
[0:23] Then he said that losing the Strait of Hormuz to Iran has actually been genius, and that
[0:29] was part of his plan the entire time because now it helps the United States more, he says.
[0:34] He said the Iran plan to end the war is so bad and such garbage that he decided that he
[0:42] wasn't even going to read it.
[0:44] He also talked about having a secret meeting with generals, so he wanted this fertility meeting
[0:49] to round up or to end very quickly.
[0:52] He then started just making noises and started going beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
[0:58] The whole thing was very strange.
[1:00] Let me just show you what went down.
[1:02] So first, you can see the photos of him sleeping, right?
[1:05] And here he is falling asleep for, I'm just going to show you 10 seconds of it, but here
[1:10] he is falling asleep in the Oval Office during this press conference.
[1:13] Let's play it.
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[1:26] Then he says the fact that Iran now controls the Strait of Hormuz is actually amazing because
[1:31] this, he says, helps the United States and like Alaska is doing great now and Texas is
[1:36] doing better.
[1:37] America's never done better, he said, because the Strait of Hormuz is now closed.
[1:41] It's amazing.
[1:42] Here, play this clip.
[1:43] When this first, when people heard about losing Hormuz, they said, oh, this is, it's
[1:49] genius.
[1:50] They're finding other locations.
[1:52] And some of those people, I spoke to companies and countries, some of those people are going
[1:57] to continue to go to Texas.
[1:59] They like it better.
[2:00] They said it's an extra 45 minutes.
[2:03] They like it better.
[2:05] And it's sort of amazing, you know, it found its way.
[2:09] So a lot of people thought oil would go to $250, $300.
[2:12] It's not, I mean, today it's at less than a hundred.
[2:15] Think of that.
[2:16] Now, when this ends, you're going to see a drop like a rock.
[2:21] How long are you going to spend that time?
[2:24] Uh, till it's appropriate, yeah.
[2:26] Mr. President.
[2:26] And he starts making noises like, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
[2:30] Here, play this.
[2:31] Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
[2:32] And, you know, they're going, uh, heading 47 degrees north, 1300 feet, going 3,000 miles an
[2:42] hour, okay, we have it in our side, fire, boom, 10 seconds left.
[2:51] Let me tell you, they need smart people.
[2:54] These people are smart.
[2:55] And they're so smart that they're cool.
[2:57] You know, under the-
[2:58] Again, that goes on and on and on.
[2:59] I'm just going to stop the clip there.
[3:00] So you get a sense of it.
[3:02] More sleeping during this Oval Office press conference.
[3:05] Let's play it.
[3:06] During the earliest years of their children's lives.
[3:09] Second, we are cutting unnecessary red tape.
[3:11] Red tape that forced providers to close limited access to care and made it harder for working
[3:17] families.
[3:17] Then talking about the, uh, Iran ceasefire negotiations, he says, the Iran proposal is
[3:24] weak.
[3:24] I didn't even read it.
[3:26] It's on life support.
[3:28] And then he explains what life support means.
[3:30] He's like, you know, that means you have a 1% chance of living.
[3:33] Okay.
[3:34] Here, play this clip.
[3:36] Ceasefire remains in place.
[3:37] What?
[3:38] For the time being, the ceasefire remains in place.
[3:40] You know, it's unbelievably weak.
[3:44] I would say I would call it the weakest right now after reading a piece of garbage they sent
[3:50] us.
[3:50] I didn't even finish reading it.
[3:52] They said, I'm not going to waste my time reading it.
[3:55] I would say it's one of the weakest right now.
[3:58] It's on life support.
[3:59] They understand.
[4:00] These are all medical people.
[4:02] Dr. Oz, life support is not a good thing.
[4:04] Do you agree?
[4:05] I would say the ceasefire is on massive life support.
[4:09] Where the doctor walks in and says, sir, your loved one has approximately a 1% chance of
[4:18] living.
[4:19] Yeah.
[4:19] Mr. President.
[4:21] Daniel, go ahead.
[4:22] Yep.
[4:22] One of the best reporters in Washington.
[4:24] Thank you, sir.
[4:25] And he says, lots of people ask me if I have a plan.
[4:28] Of course I have a plan.
[4:29] He says, let's play this clip.
[4:31] What, if any, happened to break the statement?
[4:33] Yeah, it was just unacceptable.
[4:36] You know, a lot of people said, well, does he have a plan?
[4:39] Yeah, of course they do.
[4:40] I have the best plan ever.
[4:42] I mean, Iran has been defeated militarily, totally.
[4:45] They have a little left.
[4:46] They probably built up during this period of time.
[4:49] We'll knock that out in about a day.
[4:51] But I have a plan.
[4:52] You know what I mean?
[4:52] It is a very simple plan.
[4:54] I don't know why you don't say it like it is.
[4:56] Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.
[4:58] Then he turns to Brooke Rollins, his agriculture secretary, and he's like,
[5:02] so what's our plan when it comes to beef prices?
[5:05] Here, let's play it.
[5:06] They're not going to live.
[5:08] And we weren't given.
[5:09] And this went on for years.
[5:11] You know, this went on, Madam Secretary, you're doing such a good job with prices,
[5:16] agriculture.
[5:17] How's the beef still?
[5:18] We've got to get the beef down.
[5:19] We're working on it.
[5:20] It's the only thing.
[5:21] We've got to get the beef down.
[5:22] But this was so incredible.
[5:26] And I marveled at it for 30 years and say beef prices, like prices of everything right
[5:33] now, are absolutely through the roof.
[5:36] And now we're hearing more about the Hantavirus and the potential for this Hantavirus to may
[5:43] reach a pandemic status.
[5:45] Hopefully it doesn't.
[5:46] But it's a very serious virus.
[5:49] And, you know, it's very, very, very early stages.
[5:51] Let's be very clear.
[5:52] It shouldn't reach a pandemic status.
[5:54] But people don't know anything.
[5:57] And here's what Donald Trump says.
[5:58] I hope it's fine.
[5:59] He goes here.
[5:59] Let's play it.
[6:00] I don't know how the hell he kept this, but he was there telling us about this.
[6:04] Now, the one thing with this one is that it's much harder to catch.
[6:09] And we've had it for a long time.
[6:11] It's been around for a long time.
[6:12] People are very familiar with it.
[6:14] So, you know, I hope it's fine.
[6:16] All I can do is everything that a president can do, which is actually somewhat limited.
[6:22] But it seems like it is not easy to spread.
[6:29] In fact, it's in certain ways very hard to spread.
[6:33] It's been we've lived with it for years, many years, and we think we're in very good
[6:38] shape.
[6:38] We're very careful.
[6:39] And Nebraska has done a fantastic job.
[6:41] They have a place there that those doctors are unbelievable.
[6:47] The job they've done.
[6:48] Yeah, please.
[6:48] And he says he's really glad that we pulled out of the World Health Organization now that
[6:55] the Hantavirus is spreading.
[6:57] That's a good thing that we're no longer members of the World Health Organization.
[7:00] Let's play it.
[7:01] What do you think about the handling of the Hantavirus by the U.S.?
[7:06] I think fine.
[7:07] Do you regret the drawing from the WHO?
[7:11] No, I'm glad.
[7:12] So we were paying the World Health Organization $500 million a year.
[7:21] Look, it's a lot of money, but in the overall scope, it's not that much, but it's a lot
[7:24] of money.
[7:25] And we weren't being treated well.
[7:28] And then he confuses the word countries with companies and then just keeps on fumbling
[7:34] over the two words.
[7:35] Let's play it.
[7:36] Dollars over a fairly small number of years.
[7:41] Nobody's ever seen anything like this.
[7:43] And we had to get the countries.
[7:45] First, we had to get the companies and the companies were pretty good, but they knew I
[7:51] couldn't get the countries.
[7:52] So they didn't care that much.
[7:54] I think we when we got the countries, I think I said, what's going on?
[7:58] Then he says that the blockade of Iran is genius.
[8:03] He goes, it's military genius, just like Venezuela.
[8:06] And we're stocked up with ammunition.
[8:09] We've got more ammunition.
[8:10] No, we don't.
[8:10] We have far less ammunition.
[8:12] We're not going to let them.
[8:13] That's the plan.
[8:14] You know, people say, what's the plan?
[8:15] And the plan is very simple.
[8:17] The blockade, first of all, was a part of military genius, just like Venezuela was military
[8:24] genius.
[8:24] We have the greatest military in the world by far.
[8:27] And we're stocked up with great ammunition.
[8:30] We have much better stuff than we did two months ago when we first did the attack, which
[8:34] knocked them for a loop.
[8:35] But very simple, Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.
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[10:28] And he goes on to say that America's tomahawks hit all of the targets that they were supposed
[10:34] to, that American tomahawks hit everything perfectly.
[10:38] As you know, the tomahawks were also used to commit war crimes and a tomahawk hit the
[10:43] elementary school in Manab.
[10:45] So it's really disgusting that he's saying this, but what else is new?
[10:49] All he says is disgusting stuff.
[10:51] Let's play it.
[10:52] Uh, some incredible things.
[10:56] There's things that nobody else has.
[10:57] Nobody has a military like we have.
[10:59] We shot the tomahawks from a submarine 200 miles away and that went on top of it.
[11:05] But every one of those, including the tomahawks, every one of those weapons and shots hit perfectly.
[11:13] And they said to me, just to put it on the record, they said to me, there are only two countries
[11:19] in the entire world that could ever get that stuff out of there because we don't have the
[11:23] equipment and nobody else.
[11:25] They said China and the United States.
[11:28] So then as the room is, you know, this ostensibly the purpose of this meeting was to talk about
[11:36] sperm and to talk about sperm counts.
[11:39] Donald Trump says in a very creepy way that he's the hunter.
[11:43] Now he used to be the hunted.
[11:45] Now he's the hunter.
[11:46] Let's play.
[11:46] You know, I was hunted.
[11:49] I was the hunter.
[11:50] Now I'm the, you know, I was, I was the hunted then and I had to devote a lot of time to
[11:55] that.
[11:56] Otherwise I wouldn't have been too effective if I was out of office.
[11:59] I wouldn't have been so we, I was hunted by some very bad people.
[12:03] Now I'm the hunter.
[12:04] It's much better when you're the hunter, but these are bad people.
[12:07] And, uh, and he says that lots of young people feel like billionaires, or he said, I used
[12:13] to say millionaires, but now everybody feels like billionaires in this country because they
[12:17] have Trump accounts saying young people feel like billionaires.
[12:22] No, people are suffering right now.
[12:24] This guy cannot be more out of touch here.
[12:26] Let's play it.
[12:27] I started it.
[12:28] And that's another one that's gone through the Trump accounts where young kids, they turn
[12:32] 18 or 20 or 21.
[12:34] And they, they feel like, they feel like a billionaire.
[12:36] Used to say a millionaire, now you say a billionaire, but they certainly feel rich as opposed to
[12:42] having absolutely nothing.
[12:44] It's so popular.
[12:45] Then RFK Jr. talks about sperm and this creepy room and like, why are the Epstein class in
[12:52] the Oval Office talking about sperm?
[12:55] So I'm only going to show you a short clip of this.
[12:57] Let's play it.
[12:58] The fertility crisis for women began in 2007 for men in 1970.
[13:05] Men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today.
[13:10] This is an existential crisis for our country.
[13:13] We had a, a series of presidents that were trying to discourage childbirth and motherhood
[13:20] in this country.
[13:21] We now have a president that is trying to encourage it.
[13:23] And I want to thank you again for your leadership.
[13:25] Then Donald Trump tells the women in the room not to talk too long.
[13:30] He goes, please don't talk that long.
[13:32] I've got an important meeting with generals that I got to do.
[13:35] So please keep it short here.
[13:37] Let's play this clip.
[13:38] Dorothy Fink and Dr. Alex Adams, and you'll speak not too long because I am being waited
[13:47] on by a large group of generals.
[13:52] And that's also important, you know, having to do with the absolutely lovely country of
[13:59] Iran.
[14:00] That's the way they pronounce it.
[14:01] We will, we will get started then.
[14:03] Okay.
[14:04] Then, then Donald Trump says that his plan is to keep on changing, to keep on changing
[14:08] plans.
[14:09] That's part of his plan.
[14:10] Let's play it.
[14:11] In the world.
[14:12] I built it largely in my first term, and I didn't know I'd be using it quite this much
[14:17] in my second term.
[14:18] But very simply, when they say, does he have a plan?
[14:22] Yeah, I have a plan.
[14:23] Plan is very simple.
[14:24] You know, in war, you have to change.
[14:26] You have to be flexible.
[14:27] You have a lot of plans, but you have to do different plans in different days.
[14:31] But I have a great plan.
[14:33] But the plan is they cannot have a nuclear weapon.
[14:36] And they didn't say that in their letter.
[14:39] He then praises Xi Jinping.
[14:41] Let's play it.
[14:42] Great gentleman.
[14:43] I find him to be an amazing, an amazing man.
[14:48] And when I say that, the press always says, oh, that's terrible that he calls it a little
[14:51] year.
[14:52] He runs 1.4 billion people with a pretty iron fist.
[14:56] He's he loves his country.
[14:59] I can tell you that.
[15:00] President Xi.
[15:01] I look forward to being there.
[15:02] And if he felt anything, we wouldn't we wouldn't be doing it.
[15:06] And then he says to conclude the meeting before doing the secret meeting with generals, he
[15:11] goes, I feel the same as I did 50 years ago because I eat junk food and maybe junk food
[15:16] is good.
[15:17] Let's play it.
[15:18] I feel the same as them.
[15:19] I actually feel for sure, you know, I don't know what this is.
[15:22] I feel the same as I did 50 years ago.
[15:26] It's crazy.
[15:28] One day there'll be a day when that won't happen.
[15:31] I'll let Bobby and Oz know, you know, it's not quite the same, but I feel literally the
[15:36] same.
[15:37] I don't know why.
[15:38] I'm not.
[15:39] It's not because I eat the best foods.
[15:40] Maybe they are the best foods.
[15:41] Who knows what the best foods are?
[15:43] Maybe junk food is good and the other food is no good.
[15:45] I know people that eat the best food.
[15:48] They go to a restaurant.
[15:49] They have celery and I don't want it.
[15:51] And I'll have steak and everything else.
[15:54] And I say, how are you doing?
[15:56] Well, it's over for me at a young age and all they do is watch it.
[16:02] I know many, many people that all they do is watch their weight, their this, their that.
[16:08] And they kicked the bucket and here we are, I feel great.
[16:11] Thank you.
[16:12] Thank you, Daniel.
[16:13] Thank you very much, everybody.
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