‘The Five’: Michigan Democrats' 'cringeworthy' socialist policies…

[0:01] Chuck Berry, the gestating parent of rock and roll. [0:05] Can a dose of pure cringe save the Democratic Party from socialism. [0:10] Michigan Democrat Senate candidate Haley Stevens is the establishment's favorite running against. [0:15] Far left wackadoodle and phony physician Abdul Al-Sayed. [0:20] But if this viral campaign speech is any indication, she's bringing the energy of a mandatory HR training session. [0:26] Check this out. [0:27] I am going to be working on our behalf. [0:30] I am going to be telling the stories on our behalf. [0:34] And you better believe I'm going to be doing it with a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy and a little bit of stick it to them. [0:43] Because that's the Michigan way. [0:46] And a little bit of helium out of a balloon. [0:49] And yet, sadly, the world's most aggressive life coach might not be enough to stave off the revolution. [0:54] So last night, the commies all got together for a good old socialist town hall. [0:59] Watch this. [1:00] If you want to get money out of politics, put money in your pocket, pass Medicare for All. [1:04] I'm an original co-sponsor of Medicare for All with Bernie. [1:07] We get a Medicare for All if we fight for it. [1:10] It's about taking on a system rigged against working people. [1:13] We're winning because we stand for Medicare for All. [1:16] We stand against the genocide. [1:18] Medicare for All. [1:19] Affordable housing. [1:20] First, I want to apologize for all the IQ points the viewers lost by consuming that montage. [1:27] Jesse, is there any argument more exhausting than the Democrats saying they want to get money out of politics? [1:32] Kamala spent a billion and a half in 100 days. [1:35] Granted, half of that was her bar tab. [1:37] But the point is, they always outspend Republicans. [1:39] Yep. [1:40] Who takes this seriously? [1:41] I don't know. [1:41] So right now, it's the commie versus Karen. [1:44] And you got this guy. [1:45] What's his name? [1:46] Abdul? [1:47] Yes. [1:47] Abdul wants to be senator. [1:49] He says he wants to be the first Muslim senator. [1:51] I always thought that was Barack Obama. [1:54] But he says he's Christian, and I'm going to take him at his word. [1:58] I looked him up, and he says he wants free college. [2:02] All right? [2:02] So he wants me to pay for some other parents' kids who can't afford college. [2:08] All right? [2:08] I don't want to do that. [2:09] I can barely afford college for my four children. [2:12] All right? [2:12] They better have a scholarship. [2:14] No oil and gas? [2:16] He wants no oil and gas. [2:18] He wants solar panels on my house. [2:21] It would ruin the look of my house. [2:24] And he says Medicare for all. [2:25] You know what that means? [2:26] He wants to take away my doctor and have the government run it. [2:29] I love Dr. Siegel. [2:31] Don't you come between me and Siegel. [2:33] All right? [2:34] We have a great relationship. [2:35] And he's a fake physician. [2:36] He said he was a physician. [2:37] He's never seen a single patient. [2:39] And then I'm like, all right, this guy's dumb. [2:40] And then I look at her, and she scares me more than he does. [2:44] She's a moonbat. [2:45] Jessica, will you donate to the GoFundMe for Jesse's Kids College Fund? [2:50] I don't think so. [2:51] And I think Jesse's going to be just fine. [2:52] If he sticks at four, if you have any more, I think it's going to be tough. [2:55] No, we're not doing that anymore. [2:56] All right. [2:57] Shop is closed. [2:58] Emma, if you're watching. [3:00] Listen, Haley Stevens is... [3:01] I did not get a vasectomy, if that's what you thought. [3:04] I was wondering. [3:04] I did not get a vasectomy. [3:06] Shop is closed. [3:07] I would have put that out there. [3:08] No, you said we don't do that anymore. [3:11] It's also okay if you get a vasectomy. [3:12] We don't have any more children. [3:14] We don't have any more children. [3:14] We don't have any more children. [3:14] We don't have any more children. [3:16] I think you can't lose his manhood. [3:17] Take some pressure off of us that have to control when we get pregnant our entire lives, [3:20] our entire lives, or sexually active lives. [3:21] Anyway. [3:21] What did you just say? [3:24] I don't know. [3:25] That getting a vasectomy doesn't make you less of a man. [3:27] You know what I mean? [3:28] It does. [3:28] Whatever. [3:29] As the host of this segment, I had no intention of discussing the poll numbers, but here we are. [3:35] But here we are. [3:36] Did you get a vasectomy? [3:37] No. [3:38] Okay, see? [3:39] What's even happening here? [3:40] All right. [3:41] Kaylee, let me jump in really quick. [3:42] Do the Democrats not know? [3:44] I actually want to... [3:45] You had time. [3:45] You took it to God knows where. [3:48] He took it there. [3:49] You could have talked about this. [3:51] You could have talked about this. [3:52] You could have talked about this. [3:53] Who brought my wife into this? [3:54] But instead you talked about Jesse's man part. [3:55] Obama tried to take away his position and you tried to assign him a new doctor. [3:58] Whatever. [3:59] Kaylee Stevens has flipped a district red to blue. [4:01] That's the only point you had? [4:04] Okay. [4:05] There's an optimality point. [4:06] Time has expired. [4:07] My points are not about vasectomies or Jesse's personal life and what happens behind closed doors, [4:12] but they are about your socialists that you have to deal with. [4:15] They were not radical enough, so they put out a proposal this week, Fox has the document. [4:19] They want to eliminate the Senate, literally eliminate article one, goodbye, see you later. [4:24] Eliminate the Supreme Court, article three, goodbye, see you later. [4:27] They want to defund the department of war and immigrants, all of them have amnesty. [4:31] Like you guys are dealing with absolute radical, crazy maniacs. [4:36] Yes. [4:37] And your party needs to call it out because it's just John Fetterman and 13 house Democrats. [4:40] That's it. [4:41] Well, that's what I was going to ask you, Martha, really quick. [4:42] Do the Democrats, I know they were late releasing that autopsy. [4:44] Do they not know Trump won Michigan by a lot? [4:47] Okay. [4:48] His policies are popular there. [4:50] You know what? [4:51] I would not be surprised at all. [4:52] Two points. [4:53] We thought she might win. [4:54] I wouldn't be surprised at all if this guy wins the primary. [4:56] Yeah. [4:57] I wouldn't be surprised because he has the energy. [4:59] The primary. [5:00] And the youth. [5:01] Exactly. [5:02] And this woman is not selling what she's selling. [5:04] But I'll just say one thing, even the most, you know, it used to be Medicare for all was [5:08] sort of like the most tepid version of socialism. [5:11] But even that, okay, if you, I, I spoke to a friend the other day who said that her mother [5:16] needed surgery in Europe and a socialist medical environment. [5:19] And they said that we're going to call you. [5:21] Well, we'll call you and you have to be there in two days. [5:23] So don't make any plans in your life because when your day comes in this national medical system, [5:29] we'll get a call and you got to be there on Tuesday. [5:31] Well, you know what? [5:32] It's a good thing Jesse already got the vasectomy there. [5:34] There you go. [5:35] I did not. [5:36] Jesse's like, I'm next tomorrow, actually. [5:38] Coming up next. [5:39] More vasectomies? [5:40] Moving on. [5:41] Yeah. [5:42] Rock and Rolls, geriatric stallion. [5:43] Be sure to like and subscribe for all the Fox News latest on YouTube. 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