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I Know Why Melania Is Panicking About Epstein — The Daily Beast Podcast

The Daily Beast and I've Had It April 11, 2026 1h 1m 10,026 words
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"I don't believe Melania Trump has credibility for anything. In a normal world, I wish we could take the First Lady at her word and say, okay, she's calling for a full investigation. What's about the drop? What are they getting in front of? Why is the wife of the man who's mentioned over a million..."

[0:00] I don't believe Melania Trump has credibility for anything. [0:04] In a normal world, I wish we could take the First Lady at her word and say, [0:08] okay, she's calling for a full investigation. [0:10] What's about the drop? What are they getting in front of? [0:13] Why is the wife of the man who's mentioned over a million times in the Epstein files, [0:18] why is she bringing this up? [0:20] I'm pretty shockproof. [0:22] I have been so shocked at each and every individual drop of the Epstein files. [0:28] Everything that has come out has been so shocking. [0:31] I'm Joanna Coles. This is the Daily Beast podcast. [0:37] Who better to pick apart the week with than the co-host of the I've Had It podcast, Jen Welsh. [0:44] Now, I have to warn you, Jen came into the studio. [0:47] We spent an hour picking apart everything that's going on right now. [0:51] And then just after she left, what did the First Lady do in her impeccable accent? [0:58] She delivered a strange, convoluted, peculiar statement about how I never knew Jeffrey Epstein. [1:08] So I thought I should call Jen and find out what she thinks about this. [1:12] So it may seem a little bit disjointed, but we've got Jen and me talking about Melania [1:18] as we get into it. And do listen for Jen's Melania accent, because truth told, I think it's better than mine. [1:25] And especially the way she goes, [1:26] oh, nifaya. [1:27] It's very good. [1:28] And then we get into the rest of the week. [1:31] And just before we get into it, don't forget to smash the subscribe button wherever you get your podcast. [1:37] It makes a huge difference to us. [1:39] We are independent media. [1:41] This is why we can bring you these conversations. [1:43] So please subscribe. [1:44] Or as the First Lady would have us say, join our Bibist tier of membership. [1:51] OK, now let's get into it. [1:55] So Jen, yesterday we sat down and we had a wonderful conversation all about the war, [2:01] what's going on. [2:02] And then as you left the studio, of course, Melania Trump came out with her statement. [2:08] So we are recording this afresh on Friday lunchtime so that we can get your thoughts [2:16] on what is going on with Melania, who says that she's never been legally accused or convicted of [2:22] a crime in connection with Epstein, sex trafficking, abuse of minor and other repulsive behavior. [2:30] So what did you think about this? [2:34] First of all, let's talk about her delivery. [2:38] What did you make of her delivery? [2:42] Smug, sanctimonious, hypocritical. [2:48] When she was talking about these lies and just how horrible they are. [2:54] And she's talking about character and integrity and respect. [2:58] And I'm like, who are you married to? [3:01] Where do you live? [3:02] Who are the people you hang out with all of the time? [3:06] And when she said these lies need to stop right now, I'm like, my listeners have been in the [3:12] comment section saying, don't forget about the Epstein files. [3:15] Make sure you keep it at the top of the news cycle. [3:17] And much to my surprise, we all have a rather strange bedfellow in Melania Trump, [3:23] taking them right back up before the weekend for everyone to gnaw on all weekend. [3:28] Why on earth has she dropped this bomb? [3:31] And I think there's multiple scenarios. [3:34] Number one, she doesn't like him. [3:36] Her approval rating is the lowest ever recorded for a first lady. [3:40] And now he has Todd Blanche, who is far more diabolical than Pam Bondi was. [3:47] And does he say, okay, you go bring this back up again. [3:50] Let's bring this up again. [3:51] So we don't have to talk about the failures of my war planning in Iran, [3:56] which is nothing short of just utter impulsivity. [3:59] So I totally agree with your first point. [4:03] I mean, Anthony Scaramucci, who of course works for Trump, says that Melania hates, [4:08] hates Donald Trump. We know that they live separately. [4:13] And she lives in New York. [4:14] We know that Trump oddly now refers to his wife as a movie star after they did that infomercial, [4:21] basically for Amazon, which seemed to be a way for Amazon to stay close to the president [4:27] rather than anything else. [4:28] And Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, distanced himself from the movie itself [4:33] and said it wasn't really anything to do with him. [4:35] It was a decision made at Amazon because he's no longer running it as CEO. [4:41] What do we make of her comments? [4:44] I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein [4:51] with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors. [4:57] She wants everybody to talk their truth. Is this significant? Is this a huge F you to her husband, [5:06] who of course was accused by various people in the Epstein files? [5:12] We're not saying he's been found guilty of anything, but... [5:15] It's a huge F you to him to talk about getting justice for the victims, but also I just don't [5:23] trust these people. Words and statements don't mean anything to them. This is the party that's, [5:30] you know, Trump, I brought back Christmas. Everybody can say Merry Christmas again, [5:34] and Melania is like, who gives a fuck about the Christmas? [5:37] You know, so these people, nothing means anything to them. So whenever I apply my own personal [5:45] logic or troubleshooting skills to something, and I project that onto them, I'm always wrong because these [5:51] are not normal people that operate under normal circumstances. So I genuinely am at an utter loss. [6:01] I lean towards that this presidency is wiped out. Her movie was a humiliating disaster. She thought [6:09] in Trump 2.0 with her ensemble that she was going to be the second coming of Jackie Kennedy. And it has [6:15] been the face plant to end all face plants, a $70 million embarrassment and a disaster. But I think, [6:22] do I think the two of them together are so insane that he could say, Melania, I need for you to go do [6:28] this press conference now. And she would say, okay, you know, you are unifier, Donna. [6:34] The unifier, that's right. Of course, the ridiculous idea that he was the unifier. [6:40] The unifier. But then there's this hot tea that's kind of breaking online, Joanna, that we must discuss. [6:46] And so there's a woman, her name is Amanda Ungaro, and she was placed in ICE custody and ultimately [6:54] deported, an outcome that may well happen regardless of Mr. Zampoli's meddling. Mr. Zampoli is the man who [7:04] says, I introduced Melania to Trump. He says that he's the one that introduced him. [7:10] And he used to have a modeling company, like so many of Trump's friends. Trump had a modeling company. [7:16] Jeffrey Epstein had a modeling company. Paolo Zampoli had a modeling company. And it's supposedly [7:22] at his party that Melania says, at least in her very strange memoir, in which I like to point out, [7:30] she acknowledges nobody, and she thanks nobody, that they met there. That's where they met. [7:41] Yeah. And so this woman, Amanda Ungaro, is the mother of Zampoli's child. And he, [7:50] like all of the people in Trump's orbit, are vindictive and petty. He contacts ICE, uses his [7:56] relationship with Trump to get access to ICE. Has this woman deported? She tweeted yesterday, [8:03] responding to Melania, I will take legal action against you and your pedophile husband. I have [8:12] known you for 20 years. You knew I was detained in ICE. You were present in my life every year on my son's [8:19] birthday, even sending secret service and being the first to congratulate him back in 2016. Something [8:26] was clearly wrong, but I am not part of any evil mission involving children. So what did you do, [8:32] Melania? You tried to involve me, but you failed because I have character. This is stunning. I mean, [8:41] she's making some extraordinary claims there. And you combine this with this ambush of a weird press [8:48] conference where the blinds are kind of going up and down in the back. Did you see that? It's like [8:53] people are looking in. So I don't know if this is linked or not, but the problem with [8:58] everything that Trump does is it leaves this huge vacuum where everybody's trying to fill in what is [9:04] going on here. Julie Kay Brown just retweeted an article about this via the New York Times, and she said [9:11] this story has meat on the bones. And Julie Kay Brown has been like the Woodward and Bernstein in this [9:18] Epstein stuff. I believe that she's a very credible journalist. And when she nodded at this online, [9:25] that this really has some meat on the bones, this is incredibly interesting. [9:29] So Donald Trump said yesterday that he didn't know what Melania was going to talk about. Do you think [9:37] that's true? Do you think she'd run it by him? I mean, I thought it was interesting you said she looked [9:44] smug. I thought she looked nervous. She was reading, obviously. And again, one is just mesmerized that [9:51] she hasn't bothered to learn the language of the country that she represents as First Lady. So there [9:58] were several words, important words that she actually got wrong. And of course, what's also interesting is [10:03] that we know now, and earlier this week, we were interviewing Stacey Williams and Carrie Otis about [10:12] the experience they had of abuse during the modeling years. And we know that Melania was a model. She [10:18] came here from Eastern Europe as a model. A lot of these girls were very vulnerable. She wasn't a big [10:25] model. She wasn't a supermodel. She was a catalog model. She did various sort of soft, porny shoots for GQ. [10:32] I wonder if she too feels, you know, why is she crying out for other women to give their stories [10:43] to Congress? It's really fascinating because they show such disrespect for their supporters, [10:51] the Trumps inherently. And Melania Trump, I think that she and also Ivanka have never really quite [11:00] recovered from being so ostracized from New York society. And I think a lot of Donald Trump's [11:08] moves and deep seated insecurity or the fact that real businessmen that didn't bankrupt casinos and [11:15] inherit a trust fund that could choke a pool that really made wealth, they were dismissive of him. [11:22] And these people have always had that they want to be at the table. They want to be relevant. Well, [11:27] what's really relevant right now? What has bipartisan attention? This Epstein stuff. But the cover up of [11:34] it, in my opinion, Joanna, is the biggest global cover up ever. I mean, it makes Watergate look [11:41] somewhat quaint. And as for Melania not being able to speak English very well, I think one of the big [11:48] lies that have come out of the Trump regime and the Republican Party at large, this trickle down [11:53] economics, which we all know is just bullshit, is that Melania Trump speaks seven languages. [11:59] All right. Well, we can ask her. When we finally get through to it, we'll ask her. So let me ask you [12:04] about this question, too. She says, several prominent male executives resigned from their powerful [12:11] positions after this matter became widely politicized. Of course, this doesn't amount to guilt, [12:18] but we must still work openly and transparently to uncover the truth. So is she calling for more men [12:27] to be taken down here? It sounds like it. In my logical thing, I mean, is she calling for her husband [12:36] to be taken down? Is she calling for Howard Lutnik? Are we talking about, you know, let's talk about the [12:42] fact that Jeffrey Epstein had all the oligarchs who have gone to the humiliating show and tell trophy hour in [12:49] the Oval Office. And he had them all at a dinner, took a picture of them all and emailed it to himself [12:56] to make sure that he had this. And so it just seems to me, this whole Epstein thing, every single time [13:03] I turn around, like that first law firm that capitulated to Trump, I was like, what are they [13:08] doing? Well, that guy is in the Epstein files. Everybody in his cabinet, all the oligarchs that are [13:15] humiliating themselves with these ridiculous trophies. And so I don't believe Melania Trump [13:21] has credibility for anything. That's what makes this so bizarre, you know, that she's some advocate [13:28] for children or an advocate for Christmas or an advocate for America. But in a normal world, [13:35] I wish we could take the first lady at her word and say, okay, she's calling for a full investigation. [13:40] But we know that Todd Blanche is now at the helm of this investigation. He controls all of the files. [13:47] Who's Todd Blanche? Todd Blanche is the guy that went to prison, met with Ghislaine. She made assurances [13:54] to him, such assurances that made him feel safe enough that now she's in a cream puff prison with [14:00] a puppy. And nobody even talks about the well-being of this puppy, but I think about it all the time. [14:05] Well, Jen, it's great to get your perspective on it. We'll obviously be watching this space [14:11] to see what happens. I don't know about Amanda Angaro, and that's an incredibly interesting theory [14:17] that she's tweeting away, having probably nothing to lose because she's been deported. And it did look [14:27] like Melania was trying to get out ahead of something, didn't it? [14:31] That's the thing. My immediate thing is what's about to drop? What are they getting in front of? [14:40] Why is she bringing this up? Why is the wife of the man who's mentioned over a million times [14:47] in the Epstein files, why is she bringing this up? The first instinct is always some form of [14:52] self-preservation when people do something like this. So she's talking about lies about her. When we've [14:58] seen photographic evidence and an email that she and Ghislaine were really beyond acquaintances, [15:02] were rather friendly. And so I think that's, it's really interesting. So we'll have to keep an eye [15:08] on it because I don't know if that Amanda Ungaro thing has legs, but I know this, Joanne, I know that [15:15] I have been, it takes a lot to shock me. I'm pretty shock-proof. I have been so shocked at each and every [15:24] individual drop of the Epstein files. Everything that has come out has been so shocking. [15:29] Yeah. And your point about it just being, well, just extending incredibly widely. And often you [15:39] hear about these stories and you think, well, the people, you've never heard of the people in these [15:43] stories. And you're like, oh, he hung out with important business people. And you've never heard [15:46] of the business people. We've heard of every single person that Jeffrey Epstein hung out with. That's what [15:52] makes it so fascinating. And as we know, he was Donald Trump's best friend, closest friend for, [15:59] for at least 10 years. So Jen, we're now going to get on with the rest of the conversation that we [16:05] have. But I've loved seeing you. So much fun to have you in the studio this week. And well, let's, [16:13] let's get on with the rest of it. The wall. Tell me how it's going down with the MAGA base. [16:22] You know, this is the time where I think he's going to have a little bit of problems. I think [16:28] you're going to have like a core, probably less than 30% of MAGA voters that will just do whatever [16:35] and go along with whatever. But you cannot spend gas prices. Everybody has to go to the tank. And [16:41] within 30 days, it's been the highest increase in the history of the country. Right. And that's impossible [16:46] to spin as, well, it's because of this or it's because of that. And that really hits people. So [16:52] I think there is an unredeemable portion of his base that will just rearrange the deck chairs on [16:58] the Titanic. But I do think you're going to have some triple Trumpers that are jumping ship. [17:04] Okay. Now for those who don't watch, I've had it, your podcast. What are triple Trumpers? [17:11] Triple Trumpers are those fellow Americans bars that live in this great country of ours [17:18] that voted not once, not twice, but triple down on Trump. [17:24] Triple down on Trump. [17:25] Triple Trumper. [17:26] And they're the people that you say should never have Mexican food. [17:30] Correct. [17:30] They should never have Ethiopian food. [17:32] Correct. [17:32] They should never have Italian food. [17:34] And they can't watch NBA basketball. [17:36] Right. Keep going. What other things shouldn't they be able to partake on [17:40] or partake of in this country? [17:43] No Beyonce concerts. Just no multiculturalism. Because I feel like this is a white nationalist [17:52] movement shrouded in a lot of Christianity, a lot of otherizing, a lot of bigotry, a lot of racism. [17:59] And honestly, the best thing about this country is multiculturalism. And they all enjoy it. You know, [18:05] I went to a, when I was home in Oklahoma a few months ago, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my [18:10] parents. And there was a guy sitting in there with an alligator Alcatraz shirt on. [18:18] He was what, and it was sort of, what was it like, I support alligator Alcatraz? [18:22] Just like alligator Alcatraz. My mother and I were horrified. [18:27] And the family that owns this restaurant, they are an immigrant family. They have this fantastic, [18:32] the Mexican food in Oklahoma is fantastic. And it's just so, I'm like, you know, you're the guy who's [18:37] voting for all this mass deportation now. But of course, he wants to go, you know, binge out on [18:43] Mexican food. He wants to go have tacos. Right. Right. He wants a burrito for breakfast. Did you [18:48] approach him? Did you say anything? No, because there is an open carry law in Oklahoma. You can [18:53] take your gun anywhere, anytime. Okay. So I kept my mouth shut. Well done. And also, what does it leave [19:03] us with? Where do we eat? Is it only Cracker Barrel and McDonald's that's left at the end of this, [19:10] if there's no immigrant culture left at all? I think this is the fool's errand of this movement, [19:18] is the cognitive dissonance that they feast on Fox News that serves them a daily diet of cruelty [19:25] and blame and scapegoating as to why their wages don't go up, why they have shitty health care, [19:30] why they, you know, the highlight of their week is maybe watching Will of Fortune and then Jesse [19:36] Waters sleep, rinse, repeat. And then they have these little nuggets where if you live in Oklahoma, [19:42] we have this amazing NBA basketball team, the Oklahoma City Thunder. They want to champion. [19:46] I just saw them at MSG. I saw them three weeks ago. [19:49] They're incredible. And then they go to the Mexican restaurant, they go to these places and they [19:54] never connect. Oh, this is what makes our country so cool. And so there's this cognitive dissonance [20:01] where you have the portion of the cult, the triple Trumpers, diehard, true social posting people [20:08] that enjoy all of the things that they bitch about and vote against. [20:12] So to what extent do you think they care about the Middle East? [20:18] They don't. At all. I mean, there's no experience in growing up in a flyover state [20:27] where you are removed from a lot of multiculturalism and you have these wars going on [20:37] where you even understand. I would even venture to say that if you showed people in Oklahoma or any [20:45] state, show me where Iran or Iraq is, they couldn't. What are the differences in the two countries? [20:51] They couldn't explain it. Well, I'm not sure half the cabinet could explain that either. In fact, [20:55] probably most of their cabinet could could not explain that. Yeah. So I would say that this is not [21:04] a pressing issue. Now, I will say this is where I think Trump might get himself in a pickle with even [21:11] the cultiest of cultists because we remember the Iraq war and what a disaster, what a quagmire that [21:20] was. It turns out it was all based on a lie. Colin Powell went, pitched it. You know, you remember it [21:25] was horrible. Abu Ghraib and then George W. Bush's economy, like all Republican economies crashed, [21:32] recession, et cetera. And here we are again. You know, it seems like all roads with the Republican [21:37] party, no matter how they're wrapped up or how they're packaged, lead to this idea of being a neocon. [21:43] They cannot help themselves. Right. And so I don't know that there's a huge appetite for this type of [21:50] thing like there was in the past. A lot of people in flyover states, because it's void of culture, they [21:56] have two things that anchor them. And one is their church and all of the activities spend from that. And [22:01] other is being an American. We're patriots. And we have all of these movies and television shows [22:08] that show how awesome our military is and these hot fighter pilots and they're doing cool shit, [22:13] you know, and then they're like, yeah, I mean, we're the good guys. We're Americans. So I think initially, [22:19] George W. Bush, the smart one to George, George H. W. Bush, the smart one. Yeah. Then to the dumb one, [22:26] George W., these wars showing awesome military might, you can kind of get some people into it [22:31] because it's kind of, being an American, the military thing is kind of reflexive. It's kind [22:35] of a part of our... Well, then it's top gun-ish, right? It's masculine, it's macho, it's sexy, it's [22:41] big machines going very, very fast. Yeah. And now I think in the, you know, it hasn't been that long [22:48] since Iraq. I think that he is losing, the Republican Party is losing a lot of their ability to [22:55] manipulate the public to buy into this. Now, there are people that I think would just go along with [23:01] whatever he says, but he's changed his narrative and the regime, the Trump regime has changed their [23:07] narrative. We're going to go liberate the Iranians, so now we're going to wipe out their entire [23:10] civilization. I mean, it's just whiplash out the wazoo with these people. So you mentioned the church [23:18] as being absolutely central to a lot of these communities. And I remember that growing up in the [23:23] UK, it was very central to my community. Pete Hegseth is trying to, as far as I can see, sort of own God [23:35] in this war, right? He keeps saying, you know, he keeps sort of crying out to God as if God is [23:44] personally directing every single one of America's bombs. Are people feeling that in the middle of the [23:52] country, in Oklahoma, where you have spent so much time, are the churches on board for this? Are [23:59] our preachers coming out and talking about God wanting this almost holy war? [24:05] Probably. They probably are. There is this rapture prepping in white evangelical megachurch culture, [24:15] where it is they believe in spiritual warfare, they believe in the end of times, and they believe there's [24:20] going to be some major war in the Middle East. And Pete Hegseth and others in the Trump regime [24:27] are Christian signaling. So the right accuses us of virtue signaling. And I think what's far more [24:33] dangerous is Christian signaling. So if you listen to Pete Hegseth, he's constantly talking about [24:39] in these military updates, God is good. God is guiding our shots. God, the whole thing is all of this [24:46] crazy ass weaponized Christianity as though God is guiding US munitions to bomb little girls [24:56] that are in school in Iran. It's insane. And he is firing people that are black or are women. [25:05] In the army, in the military. [25:06] Yeah. And I think it's absolutely terrifying. There's been reports in the military of service members [25:13] saying that generals are kind of proselytizing as they're doing their missions and in the military. [25:20] So I'm very fearful that we've already seen Trump take over ICE and start weaponizing it against US [25:27] citizens. I'm very terrified that the next step is the military so that he can realize his entire coup. [25:37] So you see him escalating this war in Iran. If you go back over Trump's Twitter feed when Obama was [25:42] president, he's going to start a war in Iran so that he can win the election. There's all of this stuff [25:48] that Trump says. And then if you remember at the beginning of the second term, Joanne, he says, [25:54] yeah, what's so great about whether it's Putin or somebody else, they don't have elections [26:00] or Netanyahu because they're at war. Right. And so I think he has no desire to pump the brakes on this [26:07] thing. I think the Pentagon advised him, you cannot do this because the Strait of Hormuz will close and [26:14] we will not have oil. And that's why he's spiraling out over the Strait of Hormuz. But then how do you [26:20] keep the base involved in this? How do you keep that 25, 30 percent cultist Christian signal? But much to my [26:27] surprise, the biggest conspiracy theorists in all of the Christian signaling and all of the MAGA [26:33] machinations, you know, manic episodes, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens were all [26:42] calling for the 25th Amendment. And I was like, what? So how come they're doing that? Are they doing that [26:49] just to create noise and attention? Are they doing it because they actually believe it? Because these [26:54] people seem as cynical as they come. I don't believe for a moment that Candace Owens actually [27:00] thinks Brigitte Macron is a man, but she's figured out, oh, that's how I get attention. I'm not sure [27:07] she expected the lawsuit from them. But these are people who know how to get attention. They live by [27:13] their podcast. They die by their podcast. They have to get growth somehow. It's almost like the more [27:19] outlandish they are. They have to keep becoming even more outlandish. The tolerance grows, right? [27:24] It's like a drug. Totally. So do we believe them on the 25th Amendment? I kind of do because I think [27:33] all of them share something and it's economic Darwinism. They're business people. They're business [27:39] people. And they know that if he keeps going or if he nukes Iran, the economic calamity from that [27:47] is beyond comprehension. I mean, it's just beyond comprehension what would happen. And as crazy as [27:55] she is, you know, Candace Owens was able to get conspiracy theories. You'll love this. She was able to [28:01] link her two conspiracy theories together. So Brigitte Macron, she claims, is a man. And then she claims that [28:09] Israel killed Charlie Kirk. In one episode, she put them both together and said the French legionnaires [28:17] were in Utah in the audience at the request of Brigitte Macron. Oh, no, she didn't say that. [28:23] Yes, she put them all together. She put them all together, Joanne. But they know, all of them know, [28:30] that in order to create the outrage chaos... What is going on there? Is she just, you know, [28:36] is she just trying to write novels via a podcast? Is this a new kind of art form? [28:42] I don't know. It's really fascinating. She is a really fascinating case study. I think part of her, [28:51] it must be kind of broken. And she starts going down these rabbit holes and she gets millions and [28:56] millions of views. I know. And she's got four children. That's the other thing. How does she [29:00] manage this? Or maybe that's why she retreats behind her microphone because she has four children. [29:06] Right. I don't know. She's a special case. But, you know, Alex Jones is right there with her. He [29:11] claimed the Sandy Hook. Yeah, yeah. I can't cope with that, Alex Jones, except for... And he calls [29:17] himself a truther. He's never spoken a word of truth about Sandy Hook, a truly egregious thing to [29:22] lie about. Evil, yeah. But on this particular thing, he has his use. I just think that all of them, [29:29] it's economic Darwinism. They know that to keep going, okay, if we 25th Amendment him, [29:35] then they can start a new conspiracy theory. Did, you know, J.D. Vance do it? And then it just keeps [29:40] going and it keeps going and the grift keeps going, exploiting people, you know, throwing rage bait, [29:45] racism. But if Trump were to nuke Iran, it's, I mean, it's, we all know how devastating that would be. [29:54] But Trump has started this war. He claimed that last summer we'd already obliterated [30:02] Iran's nuclear capabilities. Well, it turns out clearly we haven't. We haven't got the enriched [30:08] uranium that he said we were going to get. They still very much have it, 940 pounds worth, apparently. [30:16] And the Strait of Hormuz, which is actually always used as one of those choke points in when you're [30:24] red teaming, you know, a potential third world war. The Strait of Hormuz always comes up as this [30:31] danger point. How come they didn't see that? How come he didn't understand this? [30:37] Trump? Yeah. I mean, he started a war and handed the key to the Strait of Hormuz to the very people [30:44] we were supposed to be taking out of the scenario. Because he's the easiest MF-er on the planet to [30:50] manipulate on the planet. So now it's been reported that B.B. is in the Situation Room, [30:57] sitting at the head of the table, not Trump, but B.B. And then you've got these dipshits, [31:04] Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, who think they're diplomats. [31:08] Good deal, guys. [31:09] You and I could do a better job. [31:11] Honestly, I think we could. [31:12] Truly. [31:12] I truly think we could. [31:13] I don't even think that's happening. [31:14] We should offer our services. [31:16] I agree. [31:16] Jen and Joanna. [31:17] Joanna and Jen, we will come out and we'll sort out your diplomacy. [31:21] We'll sort this out. [31:22] The Pentagon is telling Trump, don't do it. [31:26] And then all of these sycophants. [31:28] So he gets all of those people out of the room. [31:30] He gets B.B. in, who B.B.'s been trying to pitch this for 40 years. [31:33] Right. [31:33] To various presidents. [31:35] Every president has said no, no, no, no, no. [31:38] And now he's got his Make-A-Wish president. [31:41] Make-A-Wish president. [31:42] He did. [31:42] Yeah. [31:43] You know, he has his Make-A-Wish president. [31:45] They kick out the smart people out of the room. [31:47] And or Pete Hexeth is firing them because he's on a mission from God. [31:50] If there was a movie about this, it would be so unbelievable. [31:55] But it's real. [31:56] All of this is really happening. [31:57] And so why did Trump do it? [31:59] Because he's the easiest M ever on the planet to dog walk. [32:02] If he came in here right now, Joanna, [32:04] we could have him licking under the palm of our hands in five minutes. [32:07] You know, you are pretty hot in person. [32:09] You know, I do think you're a great president. [32:11] Right. [32:11] I bet your dick is bigger than Obama's. [32:14] And before you know it, he would just, we would just be all chummy. [32:16] So if we can figure this out, [32:19] Mossad, all of these other, you know, the former KGB agent, Vladimir Putin. [32:24] This is, and the crazy thing is all of these people I know that have voted Republican their whole life [32:29] Mm-hmm. [32:30] That believe in a strong national security. [32:32] I believe in a strong national security. [32:34] That's my foreign policy. [32:37] We have the weakest man on the planet that is laser focused on his interior design and architecture projects. [32:45] And he will just, you know, punt all of this, delegate this out to dipshits that have double dealings, [32:52] that are lining their own pockets. [32:54] And these middle American people are paying for all of this and they get nothing out of it. [33:00] It's insane. [33:01] Well, that is a truly depressing scenario. [33:07] Do you think there's anybody competent around Trump? [33:11] Anyone at all? [33:12] I mean, Hegseth we've talked about. [33:14] What about Marco Rubio? [33:16] You know, Marco Rubio, something happened to Marco Rubio that's happened to so many men in Trump's orbit right now. [33:24] JD Vance called him Hitler. [33:25] At some point had moral clarity. [33:27] Maybe he was conservative and a Republican, JD Vance, but he had at one point, this guy's a fascist and he's Hitler. [33:34] Marco Rubio, I think he's broken. [33:37] I think something happens when people capitulate to this type of moral rot. [33:42] Something breaks in them. [33:44] And being able to use deduction skills with moral clarity just are vacant. [33:51] And so whether Marco Rubio is still intelligent or not is irrelevant. [33:55] Because scholars of authoritarians tell us that they do not allow anyone to outshine the dictator. [34:02] And if somebody does, then there is a humiliation ritual. [34:06] Furthermore, we know from scholars that dictators do divide and rule. [34:10] So you see that sometimes Trump will prop up JD, sometimes he props up Rubio, and so on. [34:18] And I think JD Vance is really being pretty savvy right now because he's trying to be the anti-war guy in the room. [34:27] And you notice that story that the New York Times just did, Maggie Haberman, about B.B. being in there. [34:32] Well, my theory is that JD Vance must have leaked it because there's a whole paragraph devoted to how JD Vance is so anti-war. [34:40] But everybody else told Trump to go ahead and do it. [34:43] Well, JD Vance knows that Donald Trump is a dementia duck. [34:47] He's, you know, he's got dementia, he's a lame duck, and he knows he would be the heir apparent. [34:53] So who's going to win after all of this? [34:55] We know from 08 the anti-war candidate won, Barack Obama, in the face of Hillary, John Edwards, you know, McCain. [35:03] And so I think that he's positioning himself to be the heir apparent to this. [35:07] But Donald Trump has just sent him to Pakistan after his trip, parading round rallies with Viktor Orban in Hungary, has just sent JD Vance to Pakistan and sort of said, you handle it, JD, you do it. [35:21] So that seems like a mission, a genuine mission impossible. [35:27] I mean, I don't think he's going to come back like Tom Cruise, swaggering on a motorbike. [35:31] I think that is a hiding to nothing. [35:34] Who is going to be able to get that deal done? [35:36] I mean, one of the 10 points that the Iranians put forward to start negotiations was they control the Strait of Hormuz. [35:45] That seems non-negotiable in terms of the American position. [35:50] So I agree with you that JD Vance was clearly, clearly a source for the Haberman and Jonathan Swan book called Regime Change, which is coming out later this month, I think, or next month. [36:03] But I wonder if Trump is on to him and in his feral way understands who's going to be opportunist here when he really hits his lame debt period after the midterms. [36:16] And so he sent JD off to do the impossible. [36:20] I think so. [36:21] I think he probably hears because, you know, that work environment, Joanna, you know, it's toxic, despite that, you know. [36:28] I think they all hate each other, right? [36:30] Of course they do. [36:30] So, you know, Stephen Miller, somebody's like, oh, look at JD Vance trying to act like he's so smug and he's so anti-war. [36:36] You should send him to Pakistan. [36:38] And I think that's all it takes. [36:40] Right. [36:40] And he's like, yeah, let's send JD, that little smug fucker. [36:44] And off they go. [36:45] And it's just high times giggling in, you know, Marie Antoinette's lair, a.k.a. the Oval Office. [36:51] Right. [36:51] You know, I think that these are not serious people doing serious things. [36:56] They just have a very serious job. [36:59] Right. [36:59] And it's being taken very seriously by everybody else. [37:03] So we've discussed Hegseth, Rubio, little boy in those big man shoes. [37:10] Have you ever seen anything funnier than Rubio trying to shuffle forward in those $148 Florsheim black rogues? [37:22] A sort of tragic figure in many ways, Rubio, right? [37:26] I mean, he had his moment with Venezuela. [37:28] He's going to get sucked into this Middle East crisis, which, as you point out, nobody cares about. [37:33] Nobody can pick out Iran on a map, including half the cabinet. [37:38] Where does this go? [37:40] How scared should we be? [37:42] I think we should be terrified. [37:44] I think we should be absolutely terrified. [37:47] It's so weird because as we're all living our lives, you can go out and talk to your friends and you can kind of forget that all of this is going on. [37:55] But as we're sitting here right now, they are breaking fundamental pillars of American democracy, of the American economic system. [38:02] And that's before we even get to. [38:05] These are just the players at the table. [38:06] This is before we even get to the oligarchs that have funded this entire thing, that have bent the knee. [38:12] So we have nobody is going to save us. [38:14] You don't have industry titans standing up and saying, uh-uh. [38:18] No, we do not support this like you did in Trump 1.0. [38:22] You have the cabinet, which, you know, who is the craziest? [38:26] Who is the dumbest? [38:27] We could do a 10-part podcast about that. [38:30] I think it'd be really quite good. [38:31] We should do that. [38:32] It's a very good idea. [38:33] We could start with Kristi Noem. [38:35] Oh! [38:36] We haven't even talked. [38:37] How could we have got this far into the podcast, Jen, and not talked looning? [38:42] I need to keep you abreast of a situation. [38:46] Go ahead. [38:47] Regarding Big Titty Brian. [38:50] B-T-B. [38:51] B-T-B. [38:52] The husband. [38:53] Big Titty Brian. [38:54] Is that what you just called him? [38:55] Big Titty Brian. [38:56] Why does he spell his name so oddly, too? [38:58] Because everybody thinks it's Byron, but it's Brian. [39:01] He spells it with an O. [39:02] It's weirdly confusing. [39:04] Well, I think that was probably Brian. [39:06] I think that's probably what screwed him from Jump. [39:09] His parents thought they were cute. [39:11] Right. [39:11] Instead of spelling it B-R-I-A-N, they had to completely dick him over and do this, you [39:17] know, dyslexic. [39:19] Can you imagine every time he fills out a form or says his name, he has to go B-R-Y-O-N. [39:23] You know, that's O-N. [39:24] It's just annoying. [39:26] It's just annoying. [39:27] It's also irrelevant, except, well, please continue. [39:31] Yeah. [39:31] So I think this to me, first of all, I have to say, like, I was beaming for like 48 hours [39:38] because I am very familiar with this type of religious hypocrisy living in the Bible [39:45] belt my whole life. [39:47] And Big Titty Brian and Kristi Noem have constantly said they have a godly marriage. [39:52] A godly marriage. [39:53] A godly marriage. [39:54] And when she was hauled ass in front of Congress to talk about what ICE was doing to U.S. citizens [40:00] in Minnesota, Big Titty Brian sat behind her. [40:03] And they grilled her about her affair with Corey Lewandowski. [40:08] And Big Titty Brian sat there and provided cover for her that they had a godly marriage. [40:14] I thought Big Titty Brian, as you call him, and now I'm going to call him BTB. [40:19] Yes. [40:19] I thought he actually wasn't behind her for that. [40:22] And I thought had someone warned them that that question was coming, because I certainly [40:26] saw him earlier in the proceedings. [40:28] I thought for the actual question, are you having sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski [40:35] that was asked by the California Congresswoman, the Democrat, that he was mysteriously missing. [40:44] You're probably right. [40:45] I know that he was there for part of it, because I've seen the image. [40:47] He was definitely there for part of it. [40:49] And, you know, I want to be clear to your listeners that if somebody has a kink, and [40:55] they like to put on big titties and get on OnlyFans, I don't give a shit. [40:58] It's a free country. [40:59] I don't care. [41:00] But what I care about are these sanctimonious MAGA Christians that are consumed with the [41:07] genitals and the sex lives of everybody else, and talking about having a traditional [41:12] family, a traditional marriage, a godly marriage. [41:16] And come to find out, Kristi Noem is banging Corey Lewandowski, which, again, I don't give [41:21] a shit. [41:22] Somebody has to do it. [41:23] It might as well be her. [41:24] And they both deny it, but it seems, well, all I can say is they both deny it. [41:33] Nevertheless, it appears to be. [41:34] And she certainly didn't deny it when she was asked by the Congresswoman, right? [41:39] She said, that is a tabloid, tabloid question. [41:42] Yeah. [41:43] And I was just very pleased that she said that, because we think of ourselves proudly as [41:46] a tabloid, smart tabloid. [41:48] But it's the hypocrisy. [41:51] It's the hypocrisy. [41:52] And I am a hypocrisy shamer. [41:54] I think that these hypocrites need to be shamed. [41:58] They're sanctimonious. [41:59] They fetishize gay people at night and ostracize them during the day. [42:05] And I think that this is at the epicenter of the MAGA movement, of the Victor Orban's [42:14] movement, this type of toxic masculinity, misogyny, where the through line is homophobia. [42:22] And I don't think Big Titty Brian's gay. [42:24] I watched a very good interview with one of his OnlyFan ladies that he frequented. [42:31] Right. [42:31] It was a great interview. [42:32] Highly recommend watching it. [42:33] She spoke about Big Titty Brian, was in love with her, wanted to marry her, was alone in [42:39] his basement at night. [42:41] And, you know, I don't have any problem. [42:43] I feel, I mean, in a normal world, I would feel badly for him. [42:47] But when people in the Trump regime or in Christian circles use the word traditional family, they're [42:54] doing that to be critical of single moms, single dads, two lesbian moms, two gay dads, [43:00] mixed race. [43:01] It is an exclusionary term that they have baked in, signaling superiority, when in fact, [43:08] they're all messed up. [43:09] You remember that Larry Craig, that senator that was doing the foot tap in the airport? [43:13] Right. [43:13] In the airport bathroom. [43:14] He was a big anti-gay senator. [43:17] Yeah. [43:18] And it's just, then there was that pastor. [43:21] And he was having relations with strangers that he met in the airport bathroom. [43:25] Yeah. [43:25] They happened to be an FBI agent. [43:27] Right. [43:28] Yeah. [43:28] And then there was that, there was that pastor, big mega church guy, big anti-gay, big conversion [43:34] therapy, ends up getting caught, you know, with poppers and a hooker in Denver somewhere. [43:40] And it's just, it's the same story over and over. [43:43] So I am a hypocrisy shamer. [43:45] I feel badly for people that live in Bible Belt culture that feel like they have to stay [43:49] in the closet because of society. [43:52] And if they do that in a passive way, no judgment for my part. [43:55] But these people that have these, you know, crazy private lives, and then their legislation [44:02] is myopically focused on the private lives of their fellow citizens. [44:06] Right. [44:06] Right. [44:07] F that. [44:07] I share your... [44:10] Well, I go back and forth on the hypocrisy because do we have, isn't everybody a hypocrite [44:16] and should we just relax on it? [44:17] My issue is don't tell everybody else how to live, which is, I guess, your point too, [44:22] really, that don't come into my bedroom and tell me whether I can or can't do whatever [44:29] I want to do, especially when I was younger. [44:32] I mean, in terms of reproductive rights, in terms of abortion. [44:36] I mean, what the Supreme Court has done to the accessibility of abortion across America [44:43] is shameful. [44:45] And it's hurtling America backwards. [44:47] I mean, it's just an extraordinarily punitive thing. [44:51] And I think it goes to the heart of America's really weird relationship with sex. [44:55] And, you know, it's part puritanical. [44:58] It's part guns and pornography. [45:00] And it's such a strange place. [45:03] And then bang in the middle, you find the husband of the minister or the secretary for [45:10] homeland security who is in charge of your security. [45:13] She's in charge of my safety. [45:15] She's in charge of your children's safety. [45:16] And meanwhile, her husband is giving away, you know, up to $25,000 he spent on these [45:23] women in OnlyFans, which is a huge security issue. [45:26] Right. [45:26] It's a security issue. [45:27] He could have been blackmailed. [45:28] They could have been blackmailed. [45:30] They could have made up all sorts of stuff. [45:32] The whole thing is just, as you said earlier, these are not serious people. [45:37] And yet they are doing serious business. [45:39] And meanwhile, her people, Greg Bovino, up in Minneapolis shooting, shooting people in [45:46] cold-blooded daylight. [45:49] Yeah. [45:50] I mean, think about, I think about Renee Good. [45:53] And she, we've all seen that video. [45:55] She had a black lab in the back of her car. [45:58] And she says, dude, I'm not mad at you. [46:01] And she starts spinning around. [46:02] And this guy is so jacked up on insecurity that he just can't handle. [46:08] He can't handle it. [46:09] I think her wife says something to him like, hey, big guy. [46:12] And he's so jacked up on insecurity. [46:15] He takes his penis extender, his gun, and then calls her a fucking bitch. [46:19] And also shoots her four times, right? [46:22] Yes. [46:22] Four times. [46:23] It's like, shoot the tire, shoot past her, because the sound of a gunshot is enough to [46:32] bring a car to a halt, if that's the goal. [46:35] But to shoot someone four times at lunchtime in the middle of the day when you are surrounded [46:41] by people. [46:42] And she's not going fast. [46:43] We've all seen the video. [46:44] Yeah, there's no threat here. [46:45] And then to make it up afterwards, right? [46:47] To say, oh, that she was trying to run him over. [46:50] Christy Noem called her a domestic terrorist. [46:53] And this is what gets me, Joanne. [46:55] The whole time she's doing all this shit, she's got her husband in the basement, boozing [47:02] up on vodka, putting on his tits, asking OnlyFan models to marry him. [47:08] Are you kidding me? [47:09] Right. [47:10] Are you kidding me? [47:11] It's time to go back to South Dakota. [47:14] Yeah. [47:14] Or to prison. [47:16] Or to prison. [47:17] Yeah. [47:17] Or to prison. [47:18] And then, of course, there's the death of Alex Peretti a week later. [47:22] Again, you know, an intensive care nurse. [47:27] Yeah. [47:27] An intensive care nurse who turns up to pay witness to what's going on, to bear witness. [47:33] And then he ends up dead. [47:35] And then they say, oh, well, he was armed. [47:36] No, we saw the video where you disarmed him. [47:39] Yeah. [47:40] And he had every right to carry a gun anyway. [47:42] I'm not a gun person. [47:43] Yeah, me neither. [47:44] But if you have the right to carry a gun and you're carrying it peacefully, then you're [47:48] within your rights. [47:49] So the idea that they go after him for that is also crazy. [47:53] Yeah. [47:53] I think when I see both of those videos, and if I think about that I'm at one of those [47:58] protests, neither one of them thought for a second like it was a life or death situation. [48:04] Right. [48:05] You know, they didn't think they were going to get killed. [48:08] And it just reminds me that this is a lesson for our country, that black Americans, that [48:15] experience that Renee Goode and Alex Peretti went through, that's been their existence. [48:21] That's what happens if you live in a black neighborhood, that instead of being invested [48:26] in, we invest the money into over-policing. [48:29] And these black women have been telling us for decades, our kids are getting shot, our [48:35] kids are not resisting, and we didn't listen. [48:38] And so then it happens on video now to these white protesters. [48:44] And I think the important lesson here for all of us is that this really isn't new. [48:51] It's just new for white people. [48:53] I think when we look at how did we get to this fascism, we have to look at what's been [48:57] incubating it this whole time. [48:59] And I think there's been a failure of the American public to address the disparity in [49:08] policing systems, justice systems, economic equality for our black brothers and sisters [49:14] in this country. [49:15] And I think it's a really important point that this has been happening for a really long [49:20] time. [49:20] So it's hopeful that Greg Bovino got dispatched back to California. [49:26] It's hopeful that Christine Ohm got fired. [49:28] It's hopeful that the, I mean, I can't even begin, I'm going to say this, but Mark Wayne [49:34] Mullen. [49:35] Oh my God. [49:36] Right. [49:36] He's from my state. [49:38] Tell me about him. [49:39] Senator Boosterbox. [49:41] What does that mean? [49:42] Does he have to stand on a box? [49:43] He stands on a box. [49:44] When he's at a podium, he has to stand on a box. [49:49] And he, here's the thing though. [49:52] Senator Boosterbox. [49:53] Senator Boosterbox. [49:54] SBB. [49:55] So we've got BTB, Big Titty Brian. [49:57] And then we've got SBB, Senator Boosterbox. [50:00] Senator Boosterbox. [50:01] But I would be remiss if I didn't say that. [50:04] And I think the reporting has pretty much confirmed this. [50:08] Christine Ohm didn't run DHS. [50:11] And Mark Wayne Mullen is not going to run DHS. [50:13] It is Stephen Miller. [50:14] Right. [50:14] Stephen Miller is the one that put all of that pressure, go interact with these protesters. [50:21] I think somebody who works right under Stephen Miller has been hospitalized like four times [50:25] for stress from working with that guy. [50:27] Exactly right. [50:28] And he was demanding quotas of, I think, 3,000 arrests a day. [50:31] Or 3,000 people put on a list to deport a day. [50:34] Yeah. [50:34] So we have puppets in our government. [50:36] We have, you know, Marco Rubio, back to him. [50:38] I don't think he's really the Secretary of State. [50:41] I think Kushner and Whitcoff are. [50:45] And so we have a lot of puppets of people that Trump keeps super close, that he allows [50:49] close to the levers. [50:50] And Senator Boosterbox, SBB, is just going to be another puppet who reports directly to [50:56] Stephen Miller. [50:57] Good times, Jen. [50:59] Good times. [51:00] So do you look out and see anything hopeful on the horizon? [51:05] I do. [51:05] I don't know, it seems so dire and I had felt like it was so dire, but I have felt like [51:11] lately that the midterms are going to be too big to rig and I know they're going to try. [51:18] Too big to rig. [51:19] That's also another one that you just come out with these phrases. [51:22] Sharp as a tack over here. [51:24] I think that we are going to see, I think there's going to be a lot of fuckery. [51:31] We've already seen it with Trump. [51:33] I think there's, you know, he's going to pull everything that he possibly can. [51:38] But this is a very large, diverse country and our elections are local. [51:44] And he's going to try and he's been trying. [51:46] And I think that these midterms are seven months away and I'm hopeful that we get, I think it [51:53] will be an absolute blue tsunami. [51:56] I saw some, they had some special elections a few days ago. [51:59] In Tulsa, Oklahoma, somebody who ran for school board, it shifted in a Democrat one. [52:06] And I mean, Oklahoma is ruby, ruby, ruby red. [52:08] And I know that's a very small little space, but I was like, oh, wow. [52:12] Like that's big. [52:13] So as I'm listening to you, would you ever run? [52:16] Never. [52:16] Why not? [52:17] I just, here's the thing. [52:20] Trump has made politics seem like entertainment. [52:23] Mm-hmm. [52:24] And they're not. [52:25] Joan, I don't want to go to work and sit and talk about infrastructure policy. [52:32] I mean, that's boring to me. [52:34] I need smart people that are very interested in that, that excites them to do that. [52:39] I don't want to go to work and talk about tax policy. [52:41] I want the best, brightest, enthusiastic bean counters on the planet to go do that. [52:48] Trump has given this aura where we think maybe somebody like me, where I could be in politics. [52:53] Politics used to not be entertainment like this. [52:56] Right, right. [52:57] And genuinely, a lot of policy that is executed is rather boring. [53:02] And I don't know that I have the attention span or the bandwidth or the knowledge to do it. [53:09] I know what I believe in, and I'm a good communicator, but I'd much rather sit here with you and gossip about them doing their jobs correctly or incorrectly than taking that on. [53:19] Because it's a very serious job. [53:21] It's very serious. [53:22] I wonder if the pendulum will swing back or whether or not the genie's out of the bottle with social media. [53:27] What you have to do to stay in front of the public and what you have to do to create attention means that we no longer get serious people going into politics. [53:37] I think the genie's out, but look at Zoran. [53:40] He is governing. [53:42] He is using social media and showing the way he's governing. [53:46] You know, he plowed all the streets and now he's doing potholes. [53:49] And I saw on, I follow him on Instagram. [53:52] He walked from City Hall to Gracie Mansion six miles yesterday. [53:57] Shook hands with everybody. [53:58] So I think that there is a new generation of people that have been left behind by just grotesque, unregulated capitalism that see that, okay, we need to make this economy work for more people and that are also tech savvy and compassionate. [54:17] And I think that they are going to turn out. [54:21] I went to a Bernie Sanders rally in the Bronx like a week ago with Professor Jason Stanley, the guy who was at Yale and then left and went to Toronto. [54:30] And it was so fascinating because the room was full of all of these young people. [54:35] And it was all about economic equality. [54:38] Well, not even about social issues at all. [54:40] It was just economic equality. [54:41] So I think that I have a lot of faith in the younger generation and being motivated and motivated for the right things. [54:48] They're not fixated on all these culture wars like the Republicans are. [54:53] And so I do, I don't know. [54:55] I feel a little bit of hope. [54:56] Now, next week, who knows? [54:58] But this week I have felt, even despite Trump's horrific tweet, I have felt like we are going to do the right thing. [55:06] We are a history of people, 250 years, that have done horrible things, horrible. [55:13] But I feel like we have always tried to right the ship. [55:16] And I just, I feel like and I hope that together we can ride this ship. [55:21] OK, so final question. [55:22] Were you to go into politics, you might be able to avail yourself of the enormous plane that Corey Lewandowski and Kristi Noem were riding around in. [55:33] And Donald Trump has now sequestered for the First Lady, who he refers to as a movie star. [55:39] I don't know if you saw, but on Easter Monday when they were talking, when he launched his rant at the world with the Easter bunny standing right there. [55:49] Yes. [55:49] And then my favourite moment of the day was when he was signing things for children and he said, you know, Biden couldn't have done this. [55:56] He would have needed an auto pen, right? [55:58] And the child's looking at him going, what are you talking about? [56:01] And then someone says about Melania, who's that? [56:05] And he goes, she's a movie star. [56:06] She's a movie star. [56:07] Another piece of fantasy going on because that documentary didn't, sadly, didn't do as well as perhaps people had hoped. [56:17] You don't want the plane. [56:19] You wouldn't be in it for the, I mean, Melania's got the plane now, but at some point it'll come available again. [56:26] I will say, I can be shallow and pretentious, probably character defects of mine. [56:33] Can't we all? [56:34] Can't we all, Jane? [56:35] You're not the only one. [56:36] A private plane to bypass all of the TSA fuckery and non-funding and all of that stuff would be an absolute dream. [56:44] No question. [56:45] But I do think that the next round of people that get in here, if we recover from this, I want people that have righteous anger. [56:58] I want all of these people, every lie, everything exposed, complete reckoning, complete atonement. [57:06] Because this is really bad. [57:09] And there are people, like when I think about my sons, for a lot of their upbringing, this is for, even when Biden was president, Trump was on the news every single day. [57:18] It's been, you know, 11, 12 years now going on of this being normalized. [57:24] And we have to reconcile that. [57:26] I'm amazed that America, because it's a consumer society and we're constantly in the search for something new, I'm surprised that people aren't bored of Donald Trump. [57:36] He seems to be one of those entertainers that has just managed to stay on top of the public imagination in a way that I've really almost never seen before. [57:49] I mean, it's hard to think. [57:51] Maybe he's a once in a century kind of politician, but it's hard to think of anybody that's managed that. [57:59] Most times people get bored. [58:01] They're like, oh, I'm done. [58:02] I can't watch season five. [58:03] I'm done. [58:04] I'm done with it now. [58:05] Jump the shark. [58:06] He jumps the shark every day. [58:07] Yeah. [58:08] And people are still, well, let's hope the polls are right and that people have just given up on him. [58:16] But you say that you think 30% of MAGA voters are still very much with him, regardless of the war. [58:22] I do. [58:22] I think they're just broken. [58:24] I think we have a portion of the electorate that for whatever reasons, they have authoritarian personalities or members of an authoritarian religion. [58:32] There seems to be that seems to be the link, according to psychologists that have studied it and probably racist. [58:40] And he serves that up. [58:42] And I think that these are the people that are never, ever not only would they stay on the Trump train, they're never going to vote for Democrats ever. [58:49] It's just never going to happen. [58:51] And so I think in order for the Democrats to take this down, they not only have to take it down, but they have to install a government, an FDR style government that delivers materially for the American public, not just for a portion of the American public, but for the American public. [59:10] And reminding them how government works and make it work efficiently and in a good way and also show justice for this. [59:20] I mean, this has been 12 years of just straight up abuse. [59:24] It's like we're living with an alcoholic stepfather that will not shut the fuck up. [59:30] He just won't. [59:31] You know, it's just relentless, this guy. [59:33] It's relentless. [59:35] It's relentless. [59:36] But so are you, Jen. [59:37] Well, so are you, which is why we love having you as a guest. [59:41] Please come back. [59:42] Always. [59:42] Um, good. [59:44] And, um, and I can highly recommend, I've had it. [59:48] Yes. [59:48] Your podcast with. [59:51] Angie. [59:52] Angie. [59:53] Pumps. [59:53] Pumps. [59:54] That's right. [59:54] I was thinking pumps. [59:55] I was actually, your producer, or one of your colleagues that you've come in with has got the most incredible boots on. [1:00:02] And as I was groping for Angie's nickname pumps, I was actually thinking about your boots, colleagues, enormous platformed boots. [1:00:11] Yeah. [1:00:11] Anyway, we're off topic, but I'm very grateful for you coming into the studio. [1:00:16] I'm thrilled you've moved to New York. [1:00:18] Yes. [1:00:18] At least for this year. [1:00:19] Yes. [1:00:19] And, um, come back soon. [1:00:21] I will. [1:00:22] Thank you, Joanna. [1:00:23] Okay. [1:00:27] So there you have it. [1:00:28] You've got everything that happened this week. [1:00:31] You've got Melania. [1:00:32] You've got the war. [1:00:33] You've got big titty Brian. [1:00:34] Then, okay, I need to go and lie down. [1:00:38] I just need to go and lie down. [1:00:41] But I will be back tomorrow afternoon with Michael Wolff, where you know very well where we're going inside. [1:00:50] See you then. [1:00:50] So the good news is we have so many B-beast tier members now. [1:00:55] There are too many names to read out. [1:00:57] And we really appreciate your support. [1:00:59] Thanks to our production team, Devin Rogerino, Ryan Murray, Rachel Passer, Heather Passaro, Neil Rosenhaus.

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