Donald Trump's 90+ minute Iowa rally full of glitches and rambles

[0:01] farmers, but I love farmers. I don't care. I don't care. And we're taking care of our farmers and [0:08] everybody else. And I want to just say a special hello to Iowa. It's an incredible place. I'm [0:15] thrilled to be back in this state that, you know, I shouldn't say, I shouldn't break, should I? Well, [0:21] what the hell difference? Which I won all three times receiving more votes than any candidate [0:27] in political history. Ashley's opponent in this race is a woke far left radical named [0:35] Josh Turek, whose record is disqualifying and actually is sort of disgraceful, to be honest [0:44] with you. I wouldn't want it. I wouldn't want to be running in Iowa with that record. Turek voted [0:49] to allow schools to turn your children transgender without informing the parents and with no parental [0:56] consent. I didn't even know you could do that here. I know you could do it in Minnesota. I didn't know [1:01] you could do that here. We better get that change. He voted in favor of taxpayer-funded [1:07] transgender mutilization surgeries and in favor of men in girls' bathrooms. He wants men in girls' [1:14] bathrooms. I'm just giving you the facts. If you don't want communists controlling the U.S. Senate, [1:22] which is between Jay, how about the gentleman from a place called Michigan? He's in there. [1:28] Jihadist. He's a jihadist. Muslim Brotherhood. Are you at Muslim Brotherhood? No, I don't know anything [1:37] about Muslim Brotherhood. What about your mother? What about your mother? What about all those little [1:42] notes back and forth? Turek also voted in favor of deadly sanctuary cities. He voted to give lavish [1:48] welfare benefits to illegal aliens and even wrote a memo giving illegal alien criminals instructions on [1:54] how to evade capture. He's explaining to them how to evade capture murderers, drug dealers, [2:01] how to evade capture. This is not working for Iowa. He betrayed. Do people know this? I mean, [2:07] am I just, am I saying this for the first time? How the hell do you have this guy running? Why can't [2:14] I have somebody like that to run against? Actually, I did. What I just, what I just told you, this is not [2:21] moderate. So he can go vote with extremists like Abdul Mohammed Al-Sayed. They can be together. [2:29] And James Telefrico and, oh no, Ilan Omar. I don't know if you've caught it. So I had it done. I'm in [2:45] this beautiful, this beautiful Air Force One and we have breaking news all the time, every two minutes. [2:51] I don't know where the hell they get so much breaking news, but one of them had to do with [2:55] Ilan Omar. It was just revealed, but listen, because I don't think even you people heard this, [3:02] although you might with your modern telephones and receivers. It was just revealed just a little [3:07] while ago that Ilan Omar, not a person I've ever been particularly fond of. In other words, [3:15] she used the name Ilan Omar, but rather it's an entirely different name. Iran, Noor, Sayed, [3:23] and me, slightly different than Ilan. You know, she comes from a non-country, basically, Somalia, [3:30] has no government, has no nothing, has nothing. All they do is run around shooting each other. [3:35] Then she comes over here. The Constitution gives me absolute right to freedom of speech. [3:41] She's telling us about, she's going to fix up our country. She comes from probably the worst [3:46] country on earth. There are a couple of pretty bad ones. I'd say that's right there. How about [3:50] what they've done destroying Minnesota, 500,000 people? They destroyed, they're destroying, well, [3:57] maybe it could be saved. We have a very good, very good candidate running. Maybe we can save it. [4:02] Are there any seniors? I don't happen to be a senior. No, I mean, I'm in my 40s. I feel the same [4:09] way, but I don't know. I hope that lasts for a long time. I feel the same way. I'm the only person [4:15] that took three cognitive tests. No other president's ever taken it, or vice president, has ever taken, [4:21] and that's an aptitude test, and I aced all of them. The first question's easy. The second question's [4:26] easy, and by the time you get up to number 30, there aren't many people that can answer those [4:30] questions, I'll tell you, but I put in a, I wanted to do an executive order where everybody, anybody [4:36] running for president, vice president, has to take a cognitive test, and I thought it was great. I [4:41] thought, oh, I'm so smart. That's a great idea. And then, you know what they told me? It's not [4:47] constitutional. In other words, a person who's stupid is allowed to run for office. [4:52] They'll say, like, take a number, any number. They say 49. Triple it. And they go pretty much [5:01] at this speed. Triple it. Divide by four. Add 2019. Subtract 87. Divide by three. Multiply by nine. [5:18] What is the number? Not a lot of people are going to be able to do that. Not a lot. I did it. I did [5:28] it three times. And, you know, I got no credit for it. They don't talk about it. No, they don't [5:33] talk about it. So it seems that the candidate that Vivek is running against, her mother said [5:42] horrible things about her, called her a liar, called her, I've never seen anything quite like it. [5:49] And it was so terrible. And when I first saw it, I said, wow, that means Vivek easily will win the [5:56] race. And then I got a call from Vivek. He said, what would you recommend? Because I'm getting [6:03] killed in the press. Why? He said, because they think I should immediately take the ad off. They [6:07] did an ad of the mother saying the daughter is incompetent, a liar, a disgusting, unreliable person. [6:16] My mom would not say that about me, even if she believed it. Mary McLeod, I have a great mom. I had [6:23] that great mom. She's looking down at us right now. Everybody has to promise they're going to vote. [6:28] Does everybody raise your right hand, please? Okay. Then we could take it a step further. You have [6:33] to promise you're voting Republican. But I have a feeling, I have a feeling that that's a big waste [6:38] of words in this particular room. But your 401ks, if you, I would like you to do one thing, [6:44] get ready to vote and then take a look at your 401ks and what we've done for you and then vote. [6:50] There's not a person in this room that's going to vote against us because your 401ks have more [6:56] than doubled in a period of a year. They're coming in from Mexico. They're coming in from Germany and [7:03] Japan, South Korea. You know, they took our car. They took 56% of our car plans. We're bringing [7:11] them all back. You never saw activity like this. And the numbers, when I said about exports, forget it. [7:17] Wait till you see in a year from now, two years from now. I don't know who's going to be your next [7:21] president. And I think the law said, I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think the law says [7:26] that I'm not allowed to run again. And we won the war in Venezuela. One of the, I mean, [7:34] if you got to take over a country, that's like the best, the oil. You know how you find oil in [7:39] Venezuela? Look at the ground. You say there, look, you see, you see bubbles. You don't need [7:45] machinery. All you do is look around. Oh, there's one right there. It's unbelievable. And think of it. [7:52] But we captured Venezuela. We won the war in one day. And now we're working with them [7:57] and we're producing millions and millions of barrels of oil a week. Millions of millions [8:03] coming back into it. And when the war in Iran ends, oil is going to be even less. You know, [8:13] I was in, I say it a lot. I was in your state. The day before I said we have to go and stop [8:19] them from having a nuclear weapon. If they had a nuclear weapon, you wouldn't be very comfortable. [8:23] You probably, probably would have seen already the devastation. Barack Hussein Obama's JCPOA or the [8:31] Iran nuclear deal, as some people call it, which was a road to a nuclear weapon for Iran. [8:38] You know, do you remember what he did? He paid for it. He gave him billions and billions. You can't [8:43] pay for this stuff. They got to respect you. Do you remember he loaded up a Boeing 757 [8:48] with $1.7 billion in cash? You know, did you ever see a pile of a million dollars like in [8:55] hundred dollar bills? Tim Scott did maybe. I don't know. But Tim, did you ever see? It's big. It's [9:02] like three, four times the size of this, right? It's big. Okay. That's a million dollars in hundred [9:09] dollars. He sent them $1.7 billion in green cash, empty out every bank in Maryland, Virginia, [9:18] and what? The banks had no money. Every, he brought it to Iran and he gave it to them. [9:24] Can you imagine the face of these guys when the plane opened up and they, this cash, $1.7 billion, [9:30] and then he gave tens of billions of dollars over that. But to me, the $1.7 billion, that's when I [9:37] realized how powerful a president is. And I pardon many people who Biden administration sent to jail, [9:44] they were fixing, you know what they were sent to jail for? They were fixing their truck. Do you [9:48] guys know about this? You know, it took me a little while to, I said, you got to be kidding. [9:53] No, they, they showed me, sir, would you pardon so-and-so from Iowa, a few of them from Iowa. [9:59] I said, what did they do wrong? You know, usually it's, they killed somebody in a fit of rage. [10:05] Sir, they fixed their truck. What? You know, seriously, right? Can you, this is only in America, [10:12] only in stupid America. That's run by stupid people. Then we're going to have a Rand finish [10:17] very soon. One way or the other, it's almost insignificant to me which way, but one way [10:23] or the other, it's going to be done very soon. And your gasoline prices and your oil is going [10:28] to come tumbling down like the day that I spent seven months ago in Iowa looking at the top of [10:33] the pump. And we got all 28 Hamas hostages returned to their families, both living and dead, [10:42] and hundreds before that. We got them all returned. By the way, what's going on with [10:48] the women's NBA? What's, what's that all about? You know, they'll, they'll destroy themselves [10:57] before they get started because they just started to do good. And you had a player here who was very [11:03] good, who was very helpful to that. No, it's a big deal going on. They leave the court when the [11:11] national anthems play. What's that all about? You know, the NFL did that for a while and they stopped [11:16] because people stopped watching the games. So I think you should do the same thing with [11:21] women's basketball unless they get there. And what about LeBron James? Did you see that deal? [11:32] No, he's doing, during the national anthem, he's practicing his golf swing. He's practicing. [11:39] So what the hell is that? No, it's a big scandal kind of a story. What's it all about? I don't [11:44] understand it. I'm good at finance. I've always been great at finance. Their policies will lead to a [11:49] massive recession, but more likely a depression. Our country will be practically finished. If [11:55] the Republicans win, you'll each have $5,000 in your pocket and economic success for our country [12:02] like we have never, ever seen before. And remember, just recently, I gave all members of the United [12:13] States military $1,776, right? They said, sir, these three guys who are so handsome. I hate handsome [12:22] men. I've always hated them. No, they're like central casting force. Can you believe I built [12:28] the wall 2,000 miles and they voted against, we had to build, we had to use the military. You couldn't [12:34] get it. They wouldn't approve it. And they've said openly they're not going to do anything to [12:37] enhance. They want to open the wall. They want to have the people. We lived in hell. I'll tell you, [12:43] if you were on the Texas border, if you were in Arizona, if you were in New America, what a good [12:53] name. But you must go out. You must vote. You must vote, frankly, Republican. If you're going to vote [12:59] Democrat, don't bother. Anybody in here going to vote Democrat, I wonder. We've already made [13:06] unbelievable progress and now we will reach new levels of greatness. We will. We're going to reach [13:11] new level. There's never been anything like what we've done. It's my honor to be your president [13:17] during such an exciting period of time in our country. And most importantly, we will make [13:24] America great again. Thank you, Iowa. Thank you. God bless you all. Thank you. Thank you.