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Star Wars Black Series * REPORT CARD * 3POA Podcast ep.146 Jersey Maniac

3POA Podcast June 29, 2026 1h 46m 17,239 words
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[00:04:26] Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here tonight. [00:04:28] Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much. That is very important. It's a big show. [00:04:34] Speaker 2: Very important. [00:04:35] Speaker 4: Very important. [00:04:36] Speaker 2: You are a little quiet in my headphones. I'm going to turn you up just a little bit. There we go. [00:04:40] Speaker 4: Should I turn myself up a little bit? [00:04:42] Speaker 2: No, you're good. You're good. [00:04:44] Speaker 4: Okay. Thank you. We'll see. We'll see as we go. Okay. We'll see. How the hell you been? I mean, I'm on the Johnny Carson show again. What could be wrong? Come on. Come on. [00:04:56] Speaker 2: All right. That's fine. Thank you. So you wanted to start off by just kind of running through a little bit of Joe Fest. Joe Fest is going on. A lot of stuff going down at Joe Fest this weekend. [00:05:11] Speaker 4: Just a little bit. So Savage Crucible really showed some wildly good stuff. [00:05:19] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they, dude, their table was full. And I don't really see anyone talking. Everyone's talking about the figures, of course. You got the human. They're calling them savages, which are kind of like their blank bodies. Blank bodies. Yep. Gear them up. Of course, the Drevarthy sentinel. Right. The red mask guy with the horns and the awesome guy. The knight. Everyone's talking about the knight. Did you see the dragon heads on the table? [00:05:51] Speaker 4: I thought you were going to mention the goat man, which is like my favorite of the figures. [00:05:56] Speaker 2: The goat man too. [00:05:57] Speaker 4: But yes, I have indeed seen those dragon heads and whatever those turn out to be. Like, I'm in. I'm in. [00:06:05] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Really exciting. I mean, the most exciting thing out of Joe Fest is nothing to do with G.I. Joe or even really the military. I would, of course, agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like fantasy, sword and sandal. Let me ask you, though. [00:06:22] Speaker 4: So you're a small-time collector, right? You buy a few things. A couple here and there. Right. Like me. Just a couple. Right. So when a company shows you something that you have interest in, wouldn't you rather get that product rather than see a new line than they're coming out with, especially when they show it to you a year ago? Yes. Yes. That is why I found what Big Badge showed today quite shocking. Refresh my memory. What did they show? So they showed Larry Hama dudes. They showed Larry Hama himself, which, I mean, I could not have any less interest in. But then, like, another, like, military line. But think about it. Like, we've been hearing about Crimson Moon Wave 1 for a while. They showed those NPCs. They showed the Raven Society last year at Comic-Con. We haven't heard jack or shit about any of those. And here's this new line. So, I don't know. That's a questionable choice, in my humble opinion. [00:07:25] Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they do kind of, like, show a lot before anything comes. [00:07:30] Speaker 4: I thought they'd show more. And he comes out. I mean, that's true. [00:07:32] Speaker 2: Yeah. [00:07:33] Speaker 4: I thought they'd show more at this show, too. Like, I just, yeah, I was, I just did not meet my expectations. But, you know, what are you going to do? [00:07:41] Speaker 2: What are you going to do? I did send Scott Hughes to their table. Yeah. I said, Scott, just tell him he were, and they'll just give you free stuff to send to me. They did not. They did not. They did not give him anything for free. No, they did not. [00:07:56] Speaker 4: So, no free shit by proxy. [00:07:59] Speaker 2: No, but producer Scott, who was at Joe Fest right now, did, he became a legend today. Oh, really? Do tell. Well, I'll just show you again. [00:08:11] Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brian Flynn from Super 7, and you're watching Pre-POA Podcast. [00:08:16] Speaker 4: This is unbelievable. Like, what you get this man to say is truly spectacular. [00:08:23] Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, hey, go get some promos for me. You know, go ask some company guys or whatever. You see a YouTuber. Have him do like a promo for the channel. A little quick bid. And he sends me that. I'm like, oh my God. Like, how did you pull that one off? [00:08:38] Speaker 4: No, Scott Hughes. [00:08:39] Speaker 2: Legend. [00:08:40] Speaker 4: Legend. [00:08:41] Speaker 2: Legend. He also got me this one. [00:08:45] Speaker 4: I'm Renato from Savage Crucible. Go 3POA. [00:08:50] Speaker 2: He's so nice. Look at that. Renato from Savage Crucible. Renato. Now, I don't have producer Scott here, guys, so bear with me when it comes to the chat. Also, I'm making polls for the show tonight because we are grading the Black Series. [00:09:05] Speaker 4: We are. And so were you, hooligans. [00:09:07] Speaker 2: Yes. You guys in the chat will be also grading the Black Series with us. And we're going, you know, we're doing anything released this year or maybe soon to be released, 2026. So this is like the halfway point of the year, right? We're in June. Yes. You know, there's actually been a lot. I didn't realize how much stuff the Black Series puts out. Really? A lot. [00:09:29] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:09:29] Speaker 2: A lot. Because I don't buy, you know, a ton of it. Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm very picky and choosy when it comes to Black Series. But, yeah, so we are going to grade them and then the audience is going to grade them. And we are going to average the grades and then give a final grade at the end of the show. [00:09:47] Speaker 4: That sounds like such a good time. [00:09:49] Speaker 2: Let's fucking go. It's going to be brutal. We should get into it. But first. [00:09:54] Speaker 4: But first, everyone look at my shirt. Look how good this came out. [00:09:58] Speaker 2: Nice. Go buy it. That is available at the 3POA merch store, which link in the chat right here. [00:10:05] Speaker ?: Link in the chat. [00:10:06] Speaker 2: I'm dropping that in the chat right now. There it is. If you would like to get one. Too many hands. Too many. Because every inside joke has to become a t-shirt. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. But let's go to the chat. Speaking of which, we got K-Dog here with $2. Thank you, K-Dog. He says, like what you like. Delta 17. Sweet. Not for everyone. [00:10:30] Speaker 4: What's Delta 17? [00:10:32] Speaker 2: Delta 17, I think, is like an O-ring line. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Three and three quarter O-ring. But yeah. Absolutely. Buy whatever you like. I don't. Absolutely. I don't care. [00:10:41] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:10:41] Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we've got K-Dog with a gifted 3POA podcast membership. Every show. Thank you so much, K-Dog. Every show. Every show. Much appreciated. We love that guy. I want to give him an asset because he's the first one. I just don't know which one I want to do. All my assets have moved because I had to add in these promos from Scott today. Oh, God. Here we go. Turn down for what? [00:11:10] Speaker 4: Appropriate. Appropriate. [00:11:12] Speaker 2: It's a good one. It is. It's solid. All right. So let's get into it. Thank you, K-Dog. Let me take this down. There we go. I see archaeologists. First up. Now we're going wave by wave and I had to group some things together. Otherwise, we'd be here all night. So we are going to have a total of 14 polls. Oh, my God. 14. [00:11:35] Speaker 4: Can I clarify something real quick? We are grading this using the scale of for a Black Series figure, right? We have to, right? Yeah, we have to. Because when it comes... Go ahead. No, no, you go ahead. So in 2026, every action figure we buy should have torso articulation, should definitely have really nice ankles, should definitely have fucking thigh cuts, and biceps. No question about it. Black Series doesn't have any of those sometimes. However, we do know what we're buying and we choose to do it anyway. So it would be unfair to grade them without accounting for that. [00:12:14] Speaker 2: Because if we were grading them against every action figure, they would all get an F. [00:12:18] Speaker 4: All of them. Every single one. Right. [00:12:20] Speaker 2: All of them. [00:12:21] Speaker ?: Yes. [00:12:22] Speaker 2: So we are going to go wave by wave. And like I said, I had to group things. So I've grouped exclusives. I've grouped two packs. I've grouped super deluxes. You'll see. You'll see as we go. [00:12:34] Speaker 4: It's a good grouping. Makes sense. [00:12:36] Speaker 2: Yeah. So the first one up is the... Now, this is from nerdzoic.com. I think he numbered them wrong. But we're just going to go with it. So this is the first wave of 2026. I'm calling it the Django Fett wave. [00:12:53] Speaker 4: Okay. [00:12:54] Speaker 2: Maniac. We're going to grade the whole wave. Don't go... I mean, I guess you can go figure by figure. But we have to give the wave a final grade. [00:13:04] Speaker 4: This was not a strong start. So this Vader is a re-release. No one asked for this Boba Fett. I didn't see one request for that Ventress. But the Django Fett is on a new body. The first body is terrible. So there is one good figure. Like, do I even give that a C? Like, what do we think here? [00:13:31] Speaker 2: I mean, I think... See, yeah. I can't give it a failing grade. Because the Asajj Ventress is pretty good. It is new. It's not bad. [00:13:42] Speaker 4: We didn't need that, though. Did you want that? [00:13:45] Speaker 2: I personally was asking for an upgrade on the Django Fett body. Because old beer-belly Django Fett was not working for me. [00:13:53] Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. That figure was... And his feet were, like, so small. It was a terrible body. [00:13:59] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So I think because of the Boba Fett, the re-release of Vader, that is a re-release. Yes. I think... Yeah, I think I got to go see. All right. I got to go see. Because we already had a good Asajj. This one, they hadn't made yet. We know we're going to get every version of every character. Yes. But this wasn't... I don't think this was high on anyone's list. This Asajj. [00:14:23] Speaker 4: No. I didn't even know it existed. I don't even remember. They say it's from the Clone Wars. I don't even remember it. [00:14:29] Speaker 2: I thought it was from the Tales of the Jedi or something. I don't remember. [00:14:33] Speaker 4: It says Clone Wars right on the box, but they could be wrong. So... [00:14:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember. It's all a jumbled mess in my head. All right. So we've got people voting. How come it's not tallying? Is it tallying? Yeah, I see it. It is. Not on my screen. Seriously? Where's it tallyed at? [00:14:54] Speaker 4: Right on the bottom of my screen. I'm looking right at it. We got 3% gave it an A. 29% gave it a B. [00:15:01] Speaker 2: So we are giving it a C. [00:15:04] Speaker 4: We are giving it a C. [00:15:05] Speaker 2: Okay, so we both agree. So we're giving it a C. [00:15:07] Speaker 4: I put our collective grade in as a vote already. Wow, Mari with the B. Wow. Wow. Bold statement, Mari. [00:15:16] Speaker 2: I want to be clear. Me and you do not have to have the same grade. No, we don't. Absolutely not. Yeah. Okay. So let's see. People... It looks like people... So how you vote is if you want A, you hit 1. If you want B, you hit 2. C, you hit 3. And F, you hit 4. So don't put A, B, or C, or F in the chat. That won't work. You got to put a 1, 2, 3, 4. [00:15:39] Speaker 4: Mrs. Maniac is here. She hates Black Series LP. [00:15:42] Speaker 2: Oh, really? [00:15:43] Speaker 4: Oh, God. She has an opinion on figures? She does, too. They're right next to the Mythic Legions. And so she'll look at both and be like, Why the fuck do you own any of these? Look at how... And it's like, you don't understand. [00:15:56] Speaker 2: Don't understand. [00:15:57] Speaker 4: Don't understand. [00:15:58] Speaker 2: All right. So I'm going to... I think that's long enough. I'm going to stop the poll. [00:16:01] Speaker 4: It's a C. Yep. 60%. 60%. Can you see it now? [00:16:06] Speaker 2: I can see it. Yeah. It just tallied for me when I hit stop poll. [00:16:08] Speaker 4: Okay. Good. Good. Yeah. [00:16:10] Speaker 2: So we got... You're a C. I'm a C. The chat is a C. [00:16:15] Speaker 4: It's a C. [00:16:16] Speaker 2: Pretty easy. [00:16:17] Speaker 4: Pretty easy. Jersey does not hate everything. Get the fuck out of here. Sorry. Carry on. [00:16:25] Speaker 2: We are going to move on now to... Wave 2. Wave 2. The second wave of the year, which... Pretty friggin' solid, dude. [00:16:36] Speaker 4: Dude. Solid. So the only one I was iffy on was the Dooku, and then you convinced me to buy it. You were like, just put it with the rest of your prequel Jedi. And I was like, ah, you know what? That's not a bad idea. And it's really nice for what it is. I will say fuck you to that guy who just said I hate everything, and give this one an A. I will. I'm putting my vote... [00:17:00] Speaker ?: An A? [00:17:01] Speaker 4: I'm giving it an A. I happily bought all four of these. I wanted Quinlan. I do like the Helicopter Inquisitors. You know, they look great together on the shelf. I like Kyle. So, yeah. Okay, but here's the thing. [00:17:16] Speaker 2: That Dooku... Yeah. ...was not on anyone's wish list ever. No, it was not. No. It was not. [00:17:23] Speaker 4: So, still an A? Yeah, because it ended up being good. Like, I look at it, and I'm like, no, that's a nice-looking figure. You know? It is. It's nice. [00:17:34] Speaker 2: Is it tallying this one now? Because I still don't see it. It is. [00:17:38] Speaker 4: I see it. And we are getting high marks. High marks for this beautiful wave. [00:17:44] Speaker 2: This Inquisitor wasn't a re-release, was it? [00:17:46] Speaker 4: No. No. And this was requested, for sure. [00:17:50] Speaker 2: I'm actually leaning towards A, too, then. Because that Quinlan Vos and the Kyle Katarn are so high on my list. So high, dude. Those are both A's. I would put Dooku maybe at a high C, low B. Fine. Yeah. The Inquisitor, I'd probably put at a C. [00:18:06] Speaker 4: See, I would put her also at an A. So, yeah. At an A. Yeah. Yeah. [00:18:11] Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to go with A. I guess you're right. Yeah. I was thinking B, but I think you're right, A. What's going on in the chat? I'm getting a lot of fours, a lot of Fs. [00:18:22] Speaker 4: See, there's only 6% Fs. [00:18:26] Speaker 2: Yeah. [00:18:26] Speaker 4: They are coming in strong now at the end here. [00:18:30] Speaker 2: They're trying to stack the deck. [00:18:32] Speaker 4: They are. [00:18:33] Speaker 2: Yeah. Seriously, man, let Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces dream come true. [00:18:40] Speaker 4: Sir, they should spend a whole year just making Jedi and EU characters. Like, how happy? Like, we'd have a heart on the whole year. Like, we'd be so happy. [00:18:49] Speaker 2: I'd have to get duct tape and tape it down to my leg. Just so I could go to the grocery store. Right? Which is not out of the ordinary, but, you know. Yeah. Unbelievable. All right. So, I'm going to stop the poll. Let's see if it, will it combobulate for me? There we go. Now I see it. Now it shows. That's so weird it does that. [00:19:11] Speaker 4: Yeah. 46% A. 46%. See, we have a smart chat with us this evening. [00:19:18] Speaker 2: Holy crap. Okay. So, the first wave gets a C. Second wave gets an A. [00:19:27] Speaker 4: Gets an A. This is a deserved A. Again. Yeah. [00:19:30] Speaker 2: I'm just actually surprised I came to an A on this. I didn't think I was going to give anything an A. [00:19:36] Speaker 4: All right. [00:19:36] Speaker 2: Now I need to build. I need to build the next poll. Which is going to be the. I'm calling this the Watto wave. [00:19:46] Speaker 4: As well you should. [00:19:48] Speaker 2: Yes. The Watto wave. Because he obviously is the highlight. [00:19:53] Speaker 4: Oh, obviously. Gaines. Gaines said he would fight us if we don't give this wave high marks. [00:19:58] Speaker 2: Oh, I can't just resume. Can I? It'll just. [00:20:02] Speaker 4: I don't know. Can you? Probably not. There you go. That worked. It's up. Did it start at zero? Yeah. [00:20:08] Speaker 2: Okay, cool. [00:20:09] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:20:10] Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool. Okay. So there's the Watto wave. Watto, hands down. Best one. Love it. Essential character from episode one. Hilarious character. [00:20:20] Speaker 4: Hilarious. Yes. [00:20:20] Speaker 2: Memeable character. A lot of fun. [00:20:23] Speaker 4: Believe it or not, I would not have wanted it if I wasn't on Mega Powers. Really? I can recognize that we needed it no matter what. But now, since he's such a big deal over there, I love the guy. I was so excited when they announced this. [00:20:40] Speaker 2: How do you feel about the Geonosian warrior? I don't have it in hand yet, just so you know. [00:20:46] Speaker 4: So I just bought it, and only because I was placing an order from Pulse and was just like, you know, I just throw it in there. From nerdzoic.com. [00:20:54] Speaker 2: Thank you. I misunderstood you. [00:20:56] Speaker 4: Right. So it's not tall. It's not tall enough. It's very light. You know how some Black Series figures weigh like nothing, and they have a shit center of gravity and fall all the time? Like, that's kind of what she is. Definitely the weakest. The Geonosian warrior can't hold the gun very well. Would you agree with that? [00:21:15] Speaker 2: I don't have it. You don't have that one either? I don't have this wave yet. It's on the way here from nerdzoic.com. It was in my nerd stash. [00:21:24] Speaker 4: Oh, my God. [00:21:26] Speaker 2: I was waiting. I was waiting. I was building stuff up in my nerd stash. [00:21:30] Speaker 4: You have the patience of a saint. Like, I don't even know what that's like. [00:21:35] Speaker 2: Is that the actual size of Lama Sue next to Watto? [00:21:39] Speaker 4: I don't know. So next to a normal... [00:21:42] Speaker 2: Because that looks tiny. [00:21:43] Speaker 4: Yeah. Like, next to a normal figure, she's only about a head taller. [00:21:48] Speaker 2: That's not tall enough. [00:21:49] Speaker 4: It's not tall enough, for sure. [00:21:52] Speaker 2: Yeah. [00:21:52] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:21:53] Speaker 2: Lama Sue might be the most... Or is that Tanwi? Tanwi. Tanwi. Tanwi. Tanwi or Lama... Take your pick. Whatever. They might be some of the most boring characters in all of Star Wars. [00:22:05] Speaker 4: I have to agree with that. And you know what's fucked up, dude? She has torso articulation. [00:22:10] Speaker 2: Why are they making this alien and not aliens from the cantina? This... Tanwi gets an F from me. [00:22:18] Speaker 4: I would agree. Actually, no, no. [00:22:20] Speaker 2: I can't... I can't give... I can't give it an F. I mean, I'm gonna give it a C. I'm gonna give... It's a speaking character in a movie. They haven't made yet. It's a C. [00:22:29] Speaker 4: So what's unfortunate about this... God. Lou. Look at Lou. Jersey. All three have failed. Unbelievable. I told him I had three operatives. Anyway. What's not fair is, like, that's a D figure. And we can't put that because there's not enough choices for YouTube. So, yes. Okay, fine. Speaking character. C. Sure. The other two... So Watto's an A. And I would say the Warrior... Like, it's good enough or I would call it a B. A B, yeah. [00:23:02] Speaker 2: So I think overall, that averages out to a B for me. Because Watto's absolutely an A. Yep. Tanwi is a C. Geonosian is a B. Yep. So that's a B for me. [00:23:13] Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Is that a B for you? Yes, B for me. And we need a couple more votes, folks. Because we have a tie currently. We have a tie? We have a tie. Oh, my God. We had more votes the wrong way. And we still have a tie. [00:23:28] Speaker 2: Anyone have... [00:23:29] Speaker 4: Anyone? Oh, come on, PBJ Street Gang. [00:23:32] Speaker 2: I just gave it an F. [00:23:36] Speaker 4: It didn't even affect it. [00:23:38] Speaker 2: Fiddle Chips. Remember for three months. Thank you. Dexter Jetster hasn't been made. Clear F. [00:23:43] Speaker 4: Clear F. Good point. Get too many arms on that guy. Can't make them. [00:23:47] Speaker 2: If they make someone of the Dexter Jetster race, it has to be Pong Krell. [00:23:53] Speaker 4: Well, they'll make both. [00:23:55] Speaker 2: Do we still have a tie in the chat? No. [00:23:56] Speaker 4: No. You can end it. [00:23:58] Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to stop the poll. Where are we at? Oh, B. Man, we are... So far, we are all agreeing across the board. [00:24:06] Speaker 4: All agreeing. That was... And the chat. Yep. That was tied, A and B. Yeah. For a little bit there. That was wild. So... You have to put in the number, Zach. You can't put in the letter. You got to be the number, bro. The number. [00:24:19] Speaker 2: You got to put in the number that corresponds to the letter. Correspond. Corresponding. So I am going to set up the next poll. Let's see here. New poll. Need a new poll. And that is for... Oh, God. The Mando Wave 1. We're going with Mando Wave 1. This one was rough. This one, still readily available in the white box at Target. [00:24:45] Speaker 4: And everywhere, fine totes are sold. Yes. And it will be at Ross in force. Yeah. So the problem here is... Like, it's terrible, obviously. However, you do have to give them a little bit of a break. Because you have to know that Disney wasn't ready with stuff when they wanted to make this. Like, you know what I mean? [00:25:10] Speaker 2: Yeah. [00:25:10] Speaker 4: Disney's got to share accurate designs for them to start making these figures. Clearly, if it was the goal to make a new fucking AT-AT driver... Come on. [00:25:24] Speaker 2: That thing was the biggest peg warmer. And then they put it on the archive card. Yep. Remember that? [00:25:29] Speaker 4: Yes, I do. [00:25:30] Speaker 2: I did a re-release on him, and it sat around more. [00:25:33] Speaker 4: Dude. Worthless. Like, if you're going to give us a $12,000 AT-AT, I'll buy the driver. I don't need that for my shelf, you know? Right. Someone just gave it an A. [00:25:47] Speaker 2: The only one... Well, I did get the brown-leg stormtrooper because it was on sale. [00:25:55] Speaker 4: Okay. Okay. [00:25:56] Speaker 2: And I'm a sucker for a stormtrooper, so that went into my Mando display. Okay. But that's still, like... That's a C. The AT-AT driver's an F. [00:26:07] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:26:08] Speaker 2: The other thing... I don't even... Was that even in the movie? I guess it was. Yeah, he was in the movie. [00:26:12] Speaker 4: He was riding the little walker thing at the beginning there. [00:26:16] Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. The little one, you know. I guess I would say that's a C. So we got an F, two Cs, and Sigourney Weaver. I think that looks like old Sigourney Weaver. [00:26:31] Speaker 4: She said, I love Rocky Dennis in the flight suit. [00:26:37] Speaker ?: That's good. [00:26:38] Speaker 2: Boy. Oh, man. Because while I do want the female X-Wing pilot, she was kind of a dud in the movie. [00:26:47] Speaker 4: She was. [00:26:48] Speaker 2: Yeah. So I would say she's a C. So I got three Cs in the F, so I guess that's a C for me. [00:26:59] Speaker 4: I have to give this one a straight F. Like, they made a wave of Black Series from a movie that I didn't buy any of. [00:27:07] Speaker 2: So, you know. [00:27:08] Speaker 4: Yeah. Like, that's hard. That's hard to do. You really got to try. [00:27:14] Speaker 2: Yes, you do. [00:27:16] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:27:16] Speaker 2: Okay. So how's the poll in the chat? I don't know why it's not showing me what the poll's at, but it's not. [00:27:23] Speaker 4: The only thing I can't see is how – I wish I could see how many votes we had at the time. You know, that's the only thing missing from these polls. But you can end it. There is a definitive answer here. Okay. Let me see here. [00:27:43] Speaker 2: Cruiser. Let's see here. Stop, pull. There we go. Oh, it is an F from the chat. Oh, yeah. F in the chat, baby. A strong F. [00:27:54] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:27:56] Speaker 2: So that gives the wave an overall grade. So that equals a 3.6667. So I think that we're going to round that down to an F, to a 4. Yeah, that's a solid 4, baby. That is an F grade for Mando Wave 1, because there's a second wave of this stuff. Second Mando Wave. [00:28:24] Speaker 4: And the chat's saying we have 300 watching a Black Series show. I'll take it. [00:28:29] Speaker 2: That's not bad for a Black Series show, honestly. That's good. I'll take it. So thank you guys for tuning in. Hit that like button, please. Hit that like button. If you're new to this, because you're like one of the straggler Black Series fans, like me and Jersey, hit subscribe. [00:28:44] Speaker 4: Okay? Hit subscribe. It's a fun one. [00:28:45] Speaker 2: Because even though no one tunes in for a Black Series show, we're still going to do them. [00:28:51] Speaker 4: Damn right. [00:28:52] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:28:53] Speaker 2: So, okay. So let's hide that. There we go. And we are going on. Oh, we got a super chat. [00:29:02] Speaker 4: Oh, we do? [00:29:02] Speaker 2: Go, go, go, go, go, go. From Northern Nomad for $2. Thank you. Hey, it's a Bulba, suckers. Yes, sir. Thank you, Nomad. Emotional damage. Yeah, he didn't say it this time. I know. How'd you leave that out, Nomad? I don't know. What happened? [00:29:18] Speaker ?: What happened? [00:29:19] Speaker 2: The Darth Maul wave. Do you have this in yet? I do. You probably do. Yeah, I do. You got everything. [00:29:25] Speaker 4: I don't have this yet. Dude, I can't wait for shit. Yeah, I'm the worst. [00:29:29] Speaker 2: So I'm very patient. I think this is also in my NerdZoic box right now. Of course it is. Let's see here. So let's start the poll. Well, I'm going to start the poll. The chat can do what they're going to do. [00:29:41] Speaker ?: Okay. [00:29:42] Speaker 2: Yakface, you got to enter the number. The corresponding number. Come on, bro. The corresponding number. Now you can go because it's in there. All right. What am I going to give this? Lingelstein, thank you for what did you send? Some jewels. Thank you, Lingelstein. I just saw that pop up. I have my phone open with the chat. Nice. Because it doesn't show in StreamYard. Stupid. [00:30:06] Speaker 4: Stupid StreamYard. If only they would populate. Oh, boy. Now I'm not seeing any votes. This is no good. What? Yeah. What happened? [00:30:15] Speaker 2: Well, they just started rolling in. [00:30:16] Speaker 4: No, no, no. They've been coming for a while and I don't see them. Oh, my God. [00:30:23] Speaker 2: Hold on. Really? [00:30:26] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:30:28] Speaker 2: I hate StreamYards. Oh, I can put the chat over. I can put the poll over there. [00:30:34] Speaker 4: There you go. [00:30:35] Speaker 2: Yeah. Put it wherever. Well, the only re-release in this one is Maul. Is Maul. Right. But he comes with a new cloak. And that's how he looks in the show. So fair play to them. [00:30:47] Speaker 4: I guess. [00:30:47] Speaker 2: Fair play. Like, at lowest, I would give that Maul a B. [00:30:51] Speaker 4: So here's the problem. Like, this is the problem with making far too many of any character. Like, when the appropriate time to make it comes, it's like, well, I already have 73 of them. They got to think ahead, man. You know? [00:31:05] Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess so. [00:31:07] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:31:08] Speaker 2: Let's see. I'm going to delete the Mando movie wave. Are you seeing it tally yet? [00:31:13] Speaker 4: No. No, that cloak is not wired, Toy Gaines. It's not even a little bit wired. [00:31:24] Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't start it. I have to hit resume. That would help. [00:31:28] Speaker 4: Okay. [00:31:29] Speaker 2: Now is it going? [00:31:30] Speaker 4: I still don't see it, but. It's still. I still don't see it. Maybe it'll tally when it ends. [00:31:38] Speaker 2: No, no. It should be tallying now. This is how bad it is when I don't have a producer. [00:31:43] Speaker 4: I mean, clearly. It's a struggle. Vote again, guys. Vote again. It's still. I still don't see it moving, but I'm. Oh, wait. There we go. [00:31:52] Speaker 2: I got one. There we go. Now it's tallying. Okay. So I want to go through it again. So Maul. Let's go. I'm giving Maul a B. [00:32:02] Speaker 4: Okay. That's the question. The rest of these new characters from a show I really enjoyed. Okay. [00:32:09] Speaker 2: A's all around. [00:32:11] Speaker 4: I would have to agree with the A's all around. I would give Maul. Again, I have to give Maul lower because they have made way too. Like they just made one and then put them out three fucking times. I'll pay. [00:32:25] Speaker 2: This is the second time they put this one out, right? [00:32:28] Speaker 4: Yes. But the last one they made when they redid the episode one version three times. [00:32:34] Speaker 2: Yeah. That was. They put them in a three pack. They put them single. They put them on the bike. Right. [00:32:40] Speaker 4: Yes. But however, I do like the other three a whole lot. And I would agree that they are all A's. Yeah. All right. Fuck it. I'll give it a. It overrides the shitty Maul or the too many Maul. I'll give it a goddamn A. [00:32:54] Speaker 2: Well, even if. Are you giving Maul a C or an F? [00:32:59] Speaker 4: I'll give it a C. It's fine. I already voted. It's an A. I'm giving the wave an A. [00:33:02] Speaker 2: Because three A's and a C, I think would still be an A. [00:33:08] Speaker 4: I agree. [00:33:08] Speaker 2: But if you gave it an F, we drop the whole thing to a B. So that's two A's. [00:33:12] Speaker 4: Yeah. No. We'll give it an A. We'll give it. [00:33:14] Speaker 2: That's two A's. Two A's. We got two A's. Now, I'm going to stop this poll. [00:33:22] Speaker 4: Oh. We just had a jump too. Wow. They gave it a B. The chat gives it a B. That's fair though. [00:33:29] Speaker 2: Yeah. [00:33:30] Speaker 4: Yep. KJ gives it an ass to ass. Thank you. Thank you for your contribution, KJ. Thank you. Thank you. The winner of this wave, I think, is Rook Cast. Like, it's a really nice figure. [00:33:46] Speaker 2: So with two A's and a B, that gives the overall score an A. I agree. Now, this next one. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. This next one. Let's see here. I got to edit this next poll. What is the next one? I don't know. Oh, I know what it is. Type that in there. We'll do this. There we go. Okay. Show and resume. There we go. The Mando Wave 2. Mando Wave. Oh, I can put it right there. See, no matter where I put it, it's going to cover up something important. [00:34:27] Speaker 4: Covers up something. Well, this is good in this case. Put it back in the top there. Right here? No, no, no, no. The other side. [00:34:35] Speaker 2: Right there? [00:34:36] Speaker 4: There we go. Yeah. Okay. We don't need to see that one. We know it sucks. [00:34:40] Speaker 2: Yeah. This has one really good figure in it, in my opinion, Embo. I know you were, but you're not totally happy with that figure. You said it was kind of a letdown. [00:34:49] Speaker 4: It is a letdown, but unfortunately, you know what? That's a letdown for more than just, it's a black series figure. It is, like, the hat is not designed well, dude. Not at all. Fair. [00:35:02] Speaker 2: Well, I would give the IG-11, that wasn't in the movie, an F. [00:35:07] Speaker 4: An F, yes. A very clear F. [00:35:09] Speaker 2: I would give the Snow Trooper that we don't really need, like, at least me personally, because this is my ranking. This is my grade. [00:35:18] Speaker 4: Of course. [00:35:19] Speaker 2: So, I don't care, I'm not giving Hasbro any leeway here. I'm giving the Snow Trooper an F. Wow, an F. You know why? Why? I'm probably still going to buy it. It'll be clear. I have probably 10 of them already. I would never display it as the Mando version without the... Me neither, yep. Without the face hood. [00:35:40] Speaker 4: Yep. [00:35:42] Speaker 2: And, yeah, it's just kind of taking up a spot. Those were at Ross. Those Snow Troopers were at Ross. In force, in force. They were at Ross. [00:35:53] Speaker 4: Well, how many times did they put that one? At least twice, right? Regular and then retro card? Probably. Probably. [00:36:01] Speaker 2: The droid, I kind of like. I know it won't stand, because none of the droids stand. No. But I kind of like it. It is a new and unique droid from the movie. It is. I'm still going to give it a C. So, I got two Fs, a C, and I don't. I have to give Embo an A. I don't have it in hand yet. Maybe it'll be frustrating and I'll drop it later, but right now, it's an A. [00:36:25] Speaker 4: All right. So, the IG is definitely an F. I actually give the Snow Trooper a B. Wow. Because I'm all for them updating those to a far better articulation scheme than they had originally. The droid, I just don't care. Like, that's not one I needed. Like, especially if I don't have the twins, what the fuck do I need this droid for? You know? True. So, that to me is, as of now, an F. Again, if they change that and make the twins, then that one would go up. And I do have Embo, so I would have to give that. I mean, in fairness, I can't judge it as a Black Series figure. So, it would be an A if the hat was better. So, I will give that a C. So, this for me is, that has to. Well, you have two Fs and two Cs? Yeah. Two Fs and two Cs. What the fuck do I give that? That's a D and that's not a choice. Yeah, that's an even D, so. We'll round it up to a C. We'll just, we'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, we'll round that one up. [00:37:28] Speaker 2: You're being too nice. I bet you're an asshole. [00:37:30] Speaker 4: So nice. So fair. So fair. You know what? You know what? I changed my vote. Can I change my vote? Because Mari's right. It says no dog, no A. She's a thousand fucking percent right. This should have been one of the deluxe figures. Embo just went down to an F. I'm giving this fucking wave an F. [00:37:49] Speaker 2: Oh, yes, baby. That's what I'm talking about. [00:37:52] Speaker 3: Shut up, bitch. [00:37:53] Speaker 2: Shut up. We got an F. I gave it a C and we're stopping the poll now. And they gave it an F. And in my book, that's an F all day long for this wave. Wow. I thought the Embo wave would be higher because Embo is a popular character, in my opinion. I think he's a cool looking bounty hunter. He is. I've been wanting him since the Clone Wars. Me too. I had him in three and three quarter back in the day. Wow. [00:38:23] Speaker 4: Okay. So we're going to hide that. See, Cruiser's right. Black Series is so frustrating. That is the best word for it. [00:38:30] Speaker 2: Yeah. It really is. Yeah. It really is, guys. So frustrating. Now, what we got to do here is we need to shill a little bit. [00:38:39] Speaker 4: Oh, we do. Okay. Now, the jersey says your jersey grades everything in F. [00:38:44] Speaker 2: It's the same fucking guy. That's why we love him. [00:38:49] Speaker 4: Yeah. [00:38:50] Speaker 2: Okay. And you know what else we love, Jersey? I have a guess. Buying all of our toys at nerdzoic.com. That's right. [00:38:58] Speaker ?: Nerdzoic. [00:38:59] Speaker 2: Look at this. [00:39:05] Speaker ?: Nerdzoic.com. [00:39:06] Speaker 2: Guys, you got to go to nerdzoic.com right now. He has Valiverse, Action Force, and the Black in stock. Ready to go. Shipped to your door. [00:39:16] Speaker 4: Amazing. [00:39:16] Speaker 2: Oh, nice. Nice glasses. [00:39:19] Speaker 4: It's a celebration of nerdzoic. [00:39:21] Speaker 2: I love it. [00:39:22] Speaker 4: We love Matt and Anna. [00:39:23] Speaker 2: We love them. We do. He's got the Black Series. We're talking about that tonight. Look, he's got that Watto. New Arrival in stock. He can grab it now. And the Stormtrooper with a shirt. Scout Trooper in a shirt. Someone. Maybe. Someone. Lots of classified. The new classified, Synapse. John Q. Synapse. The new G.I. Joe character. Right there. Along with the Toxic Viper. Look at all these other Joes. Pre-order. You pre-order your Iceberg. Everyone wants Iceberg. [00:39:54] Speaker 4: Iceberg's good. Mr. Starmada's even better. Get that one. [00:39:58] Speaker 2: Mr. Starmada. How about that hooded Cobra Commander? Remember when it sold out on Pulse? Get it at NerdZoic.com. And you know the best part? Buying these on NerdZoic.com, right? What's that? Well, he's got Savage Crucible, too. That's the best part. But the second best part, you save money on shipping because you can buy your Savage Crucible there, right? Yeah. He's got these in stock, by the way. This is what's in stock from Savage Crucible. Maybe you're new to the line. You want to go back and get some of the older stuff? Boom. NerdZoic.com. He's got them. You buy them. You add them to your cart. You check out. You add them to your NerdStash. Choose that as the shipping option at checkout. NerdStash. Because what happens there is that you can pile stuff up for a while. Maybe you're patient like me. You pile stuff up for a month, two months in your NerdStash. And then when you're ready, when you've got 16, 17, 27 figures in there, you say, hey, NerdZoic, shit my loot. [00:40:53] Speaker 4: Shit my shit. Nobody else offers that. [00:40:56] Speaker 2: Nobody. No one. Nope. If you call it loot, he might get mad. But that's okay. Because he's going to do it anyway because he cares about the customers. He's a collector like us. He's one of us. Matt at NerdZoic.com is one of us. That's why he has the NerdStash system to save us money. He knows how expensive it is to be a collector nowadays, Jersey Maniac. [00:41:14] Speaker 4: He does. He does. And it is. It is no joke. [00:41:18] Speaker 2: He even goes above and beyond. By the way, he has a four-star rating on Google. Four-star rating. I don't think it gets better than that. It doesn't. I don't think there's a five-star on Google. I think it goes to four. Or it's four and a half-star. Oh, it goes five. He has a four and a half-star, actually. Oh, okay. Four and a half-star rating on Google. You're going to get excellent customer service. You're going to save money on shipping using the NerdStash. And the more you buy, well, equal NerdZoic.com reward points. Now, do you know what reward points are? I do. They're dollars. They literally morph into dollars in your account. Unbelievable. And so when you're at checkout, you just add the points from the NerdZoic reward point system to your cart, and dollars start to come off the total. [00:42:01] Speaker 4: Nobody offers that either. [00:42:02] Speaker 2: The more you buy, the more you save. The more you put in your NerdStash, the more you save. [00:42:07] Speaker 4: Unbelievable. [00:42:08] Speaker 2: Save some money buying collectibles. That's what we need. Today is Warhammer Saturday. If you're into Warhammer, go over there. He's got new stuff from Warhammer. Oh, nice. I don't know who that is, personally, but it includes paint. There's paints, apparently. We like paint. We like paint. I think he's got Pokemon cards and other types of trading cards. NerdZoic.com. He's got everything. He's got a hot wife named Anna. She's cool. Anna's amazing. She is cool. Matt and Anna running a small family-owned business. Look at that. The American dream. Living it. Why not support them? Don't go to Amazon.com or any other big and maybe perhaps bad retailers. You go to NerdZoic.com to buy your collectibles. Save some money, guys. NerdZoic.com. You know what's coming next. They're small enough to care. But big enough to deliver. [00:43:06] Speaker 4: You're way too good at that. Way too good. I've done it like a million times. I mean, I'm shocked other offers are not just pouring in based off your performances here. [00:43:17] Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, I sent Scott Hughes to JoeFest to get me free Monster Force stuff and it didn't work. [00:43:22] Speaker 4: Failed miserably. Still a legend, though, Scott. Still a legend. [00:43:27] Speaker 2: A legend. Legend. A absolute legend. And, you know, it's not. Actually, this next wave is legendary. [00:43:36] Speaker 4: Oh, boy. [00:43:38] Speaker 2: It is legendarily bad. The droid's tribute wave, Jersey Maniac. How does this make you feel? This one makes me feel a little ill, LP. [00:43:49] Speaker 4: What do you think? [00:43:51] Speaker 2: Doesn't give you a nice stiffy? [00:43:54] Speaker 4: No, no, no. No, this one might make it so I never get hard ever again. Oh, my God. The droid's wave causing ED and collectors everywhere. Like, what I really wonder is, like, is anyone watching? And I promise I won't mock you. I will. Is anyone actually going to buy this? Like, other than maybe, you know, Black Series canteen is Zach who will lather these in butter and shove them up his ass. But other than him, like, who is fucking buying these, bro? [00:44:24] Speaker 2: Listen, no offense to people in their 50s that grew up with the original Kenner figures and went to the movie theater with their dads and all that. That's cool. But I think those are the guys that probably would want these. [00:44:35] Speaker 4: There are multiple votes for ALP. I just, I find that unbelievable. And KJ is hard right now, he says. [00:44:46] Speaker 2: KJ's always hard. [00:44:47] Speaker 4: Stupid, sexy, laser pants. [00:44:51] Speaker 2: I mean, I think it goes without saying, I'm giving it an F, especially because this Boba Fett is technically a re-release. [00:44:57] Speaker 4: It is. People seem to have forgotten about that. Oh, my God. Like, this voting is wild. It really is. [00:45:05] Speaker 2: Guys, remember, you got to vote with the number that corresponds to the letter. You can't just put the letter in there. [00:45:10] Speaker 4: We got to wait for it to catch up because I'm watching these numbers. So, I wouldn't buy these if they came with blue chews. Good one, Gaines. [00:45:17] Speaker 2: I cannot see what the poll is at, as you know. But I'll just get it. I mean, obviously, I'm giving it an F. [00:45:24] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:45:24] Speaker 2: This is the biggest F ever. Ever. This might be a bigger F than the credit collection. [00:45:33] Speaker 4: You know, I would be forced to agree with that because I have never seen a single request for these, ever. [00:45:42] Speaker 2: No. Dude, have you ever tried to watch the droids or the Ewoks cartoon? No, because I'm not an idiot. No. Okay. I am an idiot. And I did try to watch them. And they are literally unwatchable. They are as bad as the holiday special, which to this day, I cannot sit through. I've never finished the holiday special. It's bad. And it's not so bad that it's good. It's so bad that I want to end my life if I ever see it. [00:46:08] Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. It's that bad. I completely agree with all of that. [00:46:14] Speaker 2: Has the poll gone on long enough? Can I? [00:46:17] Speaker 4: I think so. And I don't even think it's accurate considering all the numbers that I have seen. But you can end it. Yes. [00:46:24] Speaker 2: I think we're being trolled with the ones. Or maybe we are not tuned in to the Black Series community. [00:46:31] Speaker 4: So I don't think that could possibly be true. I saw one guy say I'm 55 and this is the shit. So I can believe that someone of that age has that kind of nostalgia. I can. KJ, I will kill you in your sleep. What are you doing? [00:46:47] Speaker ?: God. [00:46:48] Speaker 2: By the way, KJ did ask me for the link to the after show tonight. Which, for those that don't know, we do a channel members only after show. After the main show on Saturday nights and Wednesday nights. KJ will be joining us over there. [00:47:01] Speaker 4: I don't think I told you. Yak Face said he might be available for that as well. [00:47:04] Speaker 2: So send it to him. I will send Yak Face the link. I wish he could have been here. It would have been great. But I understand. Me too. Me too. Children are more important. Okay, I'm going to stop this poll. Because we need to move on. What is it with our friends loving their kids and shit? The chat gave it an F. It ended at an F. [00:47:18] Speaker 4: Dude, it was close. For a while. It had a solid A. [00:47:21] Speaker 2: Oh, thank goodness. Good God almighty. I haven't lost faith in humanity. [00:47:26] Speaker 4: Seriously, guys. I mean, I have. You know. I really, like, nostalgia really does, like, just warp your brain sometimes. [00:47:36] Speaker 2: I don't understand nostalgia for something that was so horrible. Like, I don't think kids. I don't remember the droids and the Ewok cartoons as a kid. I imagine I would not have liked them. [00:47:47] Speaker 4: No. Of course not. No. [00:47:49] Speaker 2: But, you know, whatever. Okay. So, we are going to move on to the next wave. Which is the Gamerverse wave. Interesting. [00:48:03] Speaker 4: Interesting. [00:48:04] Speaker 2: Yeah. This is an interesting one. Because I've said it a million times. [00:48:09] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. [00:48:10] Speaker 2: I am kind of burnt out on troopers. Me too. And then they put this wave out. And I'm like, oh. Oh. Hey. Nice to see you here, Mr. Old Republic Trooper. Looked very nice. You do look very nice. With your orange. Very nice. Very cool. [00:48:27] Speaker 4: Unique. Very nice. Very nice. Different. [00:48:30] Speaker 2: I'm down with the Satil Shan. Me too. Jedi. Yep. She's cool. I like that. We love a Jedi. Another Jedi for the Jedi shelf. [00:48:40] Speaker 4: Love a Jedi. [00:48:41] Speaker 2: Yep. And then there is the Republic Commando. Which I do like. Mm-hmm. But at the same time, it pisses me off. Yes, sir. Why don't you tell us why? Because they could have done this the first time. But instead, they repainted one of the Bad Batch bodies, which was incorrect. It was the wrong body. It was too small and too inaccurate to be the Republic Commando. However, as a retard and a Black Series collector, I thought, this is the one that we're going to get. They'll never actually sculpt the right one. And so I bought it. And I didn't buy it once. I bought it four times. [00:49:18] Speaker 4: Oh, only four? Okay. How many times? You know how many times they put it out in total? [00:49:22] Speaker 2: Well, they put the different colors. I got one of each. And then I got four of the white ones. [00:49:27] Speaker 4: That's five. Four colored and the white one. You bought it five times and then bought one of the multiple times. Okay. [00:49:32] Speaker 2: But the other ones are named characters. [00:49:34] Speaker 4: It's still the same body, sir. Five. That's right. [00:49:41] Speaker 2: I bought it nine times then. [00:49:43] Speaker 4: Yes. And so when I saw this, I had the same reaction. Like, I got so mad because I bought it four times. I did want that team. I didn't even play that game. But I love a collection within a collection. So, you know, an obvious team that you're going to finish, fuck, sure, give it to me. And now we're going to fucking buy it again. [00:50:07] Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know what? I give the Jedi an A. Satil Shan an A. [00:50:12] Speaker 4: Yeah. We love EU. Yeah. [00:50:16] Speaker 2: I'm giving the Republic Command. Give it a B. [00:50:18] Speaker 4: Me too. [00:50:19] Speaker 2: Give it a B. Me too. The Republic Commando. The battle. What's it from? I don't know. [00:50:30] Speaker 4: Which one are we talking about now? The Republic Trooper is from the old Republic. Okay. So you were just talking about the Commando. I give the Commando a C just because I'm pissed at it. So, okay. [00:50:40] Speaker 2: No, I'm giving it an F because I'm pissed at it. [00:50:43] Speaker 4: Oh, I'll give it a C because I'm pissed at it. Because, I mean, dude, when you look at it, you can tell how really nice it is. Like, when they make a Trooper body that they're going to use multiple times, that's the only time they go all out. [00:50:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, but now it's going to cost, you know, it's probably going to be $30 by the time that comes out. Actually, no, it's already up for pre-order at $28, right? Yeah. [00:51:03] Speaker 4: I was going to say, don't say that. [00:51:04] Speaker 2: I lose track of what's up for pre-order, man. There's so much. [00:51:06] Speaker 4: Me too. This is like an October release or some shit. [00:51:10] Speaker 2: I'm still giving it an F out of spite. [00:51:12] Speaker 4: Fine. That's fair. I won't argue that. [00:51:14] Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I got an F, a C on the Republic. No, a B on the Republic Trooper and an A on the Jedi, Satil Shan, which I believe equals out to a C. [00:51:25] Speaker 4: I'm giving this. I gave this wave a C as well. [00:51:29] Speaker 2: So, you got two Cs in the chat. Let's see here. [00:51:33] Speaker 4: The chat. The chat is disagreeing with us. [00:51:36] Speaker 2: They're giving it an A. [00:51:38] Speaker 4: The chat does not care that it came out five times and they're in for an A. But, yeah, no, I get it. Like, the watcher just said, this is all old Republic. Like, I get it. Like, that's what we fucking want. So, I do get it. Yep. [00:51:53] Speaker 2: So, overall, if you average three grades, two Cs in an A, it equals a C. No. No, I'm sorry. It equals a B. That's a B. Yeah. That's a B. Yeah. That's a B. That's a B. All right. That's a B. Next up. Oh, let me get to the chat here because we've got some stuff piling up. We got, let's see here. Who's next? Grizzly Nightmare for $1.99. Thank you, sir. Any more figure attacks from your cat LP? No. [00:52:22] Speaker 4: That's good. [00:52:23] Speaker 2: No. That's good. I picked them all up off the floor, but I haven't set up the displays again that she knocked over. Bastards. But thanks for reminding me of that. [00:52:32] Speaker 4: It was a B, Cruiser. Oh, it was a B. You're arguing with what we did. [00:52:36] Speaker 2: It's a B. Yeah, it's a B. Yeah, we give it a B. [00:52:38] Speaker 4: It's a B. We love Cruiser, though. He's awesome. Go ahead. [00:52:42] Speaker 2: We've got RC Archaeologist for $5. Thank you. Got into black recently. Figured I'd do only OG Trilogy and the books. How these figures cost $25 is wild to me. They're $28. [00:52:55] Speaker 4: They're $28. [00:52:56] Speaker 2: I buy on discount only. I don't blame you. [00:52:59] Speaker 4: Shouldn't be that hard. The line has very little value. So, yeah. [00:53:03] Speaker 2: Don't blame you. But thanks for the $5. And then we've got old Mr. Largo's Lair for $2. Thank you, sir. He says, for the LP Needs Tech Support Fund. Thank you. He says, love you. Thank you, Mr. Jim Largo. Appreciate that $2. We've got Captain Campfire with $2. Thank you. He says, give us Embo's raw dog. [00:53:28] Speaker 4: Pinty, please. Give us the raw dog, baby. Give us the goddamn dog. [00:53:33] Speaker 2: K-Dawg sends in another two. Thank you, K-Dawg. No opinion on any of this. Just here for two badass guys. Thank you, K-Dawg. Damn right. Damn right. Vote anyway, K-Dawg. We've also got SaberStrike82 becoming a YouTube channel member. Nice. Thank you so much, SaberStrike82. Stay tuned for the after show. I just mentioned it. That's probably why you joined. I appreciate you. Welcome to Hooliganism. This is for you. I got moves, baby. You do. Hooliganism. That's good. All right. We need to, I need to go back to the widget. I need to bring up a new poll. Let's see here. We're going to edit this. If there's anything in the chat, you can just start yelling about it. [00:54:30] Speaker 4: I bought that Ewok for 16 bucks. You overpaid by 15 bucks, Tropic Thunder. The key is indeed at JoeFest. One of us. One of us. One of us. [00:54:43] Speaker 2: I am calling this the holiday wave. [00:54:46] Speaker 4: It is a bold claim. [00:54:47] Speaker 2: Or the May 4th wave or whatever. [00:54:50] Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. There we go. I mean. So this. Yes, go ahead. You first. No, you first. Go ahead. [00:54:57] Speaker 2: F. F, F, F, F, F. F. And an extra F on the end for an F. [00:55:03] Speaker 4: Can we go lower than F for this one? I wish. These four figures should tank the whole year's score. Someone should be fired for this. Fired. Drawn and quartered. Drawn and quartered. Maybe not that. Poisoned and stabbed. Whatever you want to do. Like, this is the shit that just simply has to stop. The line is already a metric shit ton. Of reuse. You don't need this bullshit. And again, dude. Them sitting in it. Can you imagine the Star Wars team meeting and thinking for a fucking second that any of these was going to sell well? [00:55:44] Speaker 2: If they want to use the molds again, here's what they do. Take the Ewok and throw it into the sun. Take the troopers. Get rid of the shirts and the stupid targets. Just put them on pulse as army builders. People will buy them up slowly. Yes. But they'll buy them up. This is going to sit around forever. This is garbage. [00:56:07] Speaker 4: Just the hottest of garbage. Hate it. Yes. Like, Amazon just had this Ewok on sale. Like, not nearly low enough. Like, they don't understand the gravity of the situation. Like, this is, like, that's a, just drop it to $2. [00:56:20] Speaker 2: Yeah. And hope for the best. What was it on sale for? [00:56:23] Speaker 4: Oh, like, I think it was $12, $14 maybe. [00:56:26] Speaker 2: Hmm. [00:56:27] Speaker 4: Way too high. Just way too high. [00:56:29] Speaker 2: What moron would buy that? [00:56:33] Speaker 4: You didn't buy that, did you? I don't know. No. [00:56:37] Speaker 2: No. I don't have this in my collection. Let's see here. Okay, so I give it a half. [00:56:41] Speaker 4: Are you, are you lying? Are you lying right now? I don't lie. [00:56:46] Speaker 2: I'm an honest person, Jersey Maniac. What are you talking about? Okay, I'm going to stop this poll. I think that's probably good enough. Why do we have ones? Why, but the ones are not showing up for me. This is. Double pale ale. Well, they probably all have you blocked. Double pale ale. Thank you for being a channel member. Why is this a one? I'm calling you out. Rezekai, why is this a one? Is it really a one or are you guys just busting balls? [00:57:10] Speaker 4: They have to be busting balls. Maybe they're voting ones multiple times. [00:57:14] Speaker 2: Shockwave's busting balls. You just put in a one. [00:57:18] Speaker 4: Maybe the second votes don't show up and that's why. They're saying poll is not working. I mean, the poll looks like it's working to me. Yeah, it says holiday wave, right? It does. I wish I could see how many votes it's tallying. [00:57:36] Speaker 2: Oh, double pale ale is busting balls. Okay. [00:57:39] Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think the second one shows up. I think they put in a number first and then just any number after that doesn't matter. Why do we have 100% Fs? 100%. Exactly. See, we saw some ones, so they have to be second votes. [00:57:53] Speaker 2: Even StreamYard knows. [00:57:56] Speaker 4: Even StreamYard knows. [00:57:57] Speaker 2: They're like, no, we're not letting anyone vote for anything but an F. Yeah. That's an F. [00:58:02] Speaker ?: No. [00:58:02] Speaker 2: F. [00:58:03] Speaker 4: When you watch this, Stevie and Brandon, please note the 100% of the F-ness on that one, please. [00:58:11] Speaker 2: So much F-ness. Yes. All right. Let's start a new poll for this one. Oh, my God. Now, what I did here was I took all the Target exclusives and lumped them all together. [00:58:23] Speaker 4: This is an interesting one. This is, yes. Hmm. Hmm. Go ahead. Yes, baby. Give me your thoughts. So, the fat guy. We got to start with the fat guy with his outrageous jacket. The question is, did they know that he was such an insignificant and unnamed character when they decided to tool that? I don't think they know anything. I don't think Lucasfilm tells them anything. See, that's unfortunate because, like, this is such a waste of tool. With the years of requests for, you know, aliens, Jedi, whatever, you fucking tool that thing? And for a Target exclusive? That's horrible. Commander Doom, I guess I'm all for the commanders. He's not my favorite. He has a cool look, though. I mean, obviously, he's a tribute to Doctor Doom. I would say he's got a distinctive look. I don't even know if I would personally call it cool. I'll give that one a B. The Stormtrooper can go fuck itself in every possible way. The Mando. Do you remember when we bought this Mando? We were both, like, might as well. It was, like, $17.99. [00:59:38] Speaker 2: Real quick. I think I swapped. I think I have the wrong Stormtrooper here. It's supposed to be the one with the pauldron. But whatever. [00:59:45] Speaker 4: It's the other way. The brown leg one is the exclusive. The pauldron is the regular. So you got it right. [00:59:50] Speaker 2: That's the one in the other wave. Okay. Whatever. I mean, whatever. It's a Stormtrooper repaint. [00:59:55] Speaker 4: No, you got it right. Yeah, no. You nailed it. You nailed it. So, Mando, like, again, would I have bought this at full price? Absolutely not. We did not need this. I don't know why they thought we did. [01:00:06] Speaker 2: It went up for pre-order, and you told me it's $17. And just, like, a reflex, I ordered it. And then I questioned myself to this day. Me, too. Why did I buy this for $17? [01:00:16] Speaker 4: I mean, even $17 is pushing it a little bit. Yeah. Thorn is the one on the screen that I do downright like. [01:00:23] Speaker 2: Yes, that one is cool. I like Doom and Thorn. And this is coming from someone who already admitted to being burned out on troopers. But you do something like this, and I'm like, okay. And I missed out on them. They sold out. [01:00:37] Speaker 4: Yeah. These are the kind. [01:00:39] Speaker 2: They'll probably be back, but whatever. [01:00:40] Speaker 4: They were back. Did they sell out again? [01:00:43] Speaker 2: Oh, are they back? Whatever. If I see them, I'll get them. Well, fine. [01:00:46] Speaker 4: We'll find them in stores. Yeah, no, it's fine. So, these are the kind that we do want. Like, I want, you know, Commander Neo and just all of those that actually were in something that we don't already have. They even did a poor job on Apo. I would even take another one of him. But these are the kind we want. We want the distinctive ones. And they take advantage by, we'll get there, I guess. That's in another slide. So, like, two good ones, three kind of shitty ones. I mean, this is a D, and that's not a choice. So, do we round it up or down? [01:01:22] Speaker 2: Completely up to you. I can't tell you. I mean, because I might have a different grade than you. [01:01:26] Speaker 4: Go ahead. All right. I'll think of it. I'll think of it. [01:01:28] Speaker 2: Because I'm putting Fat Imperial at a C. [01:01:32] Speaker 4: Okay. [01:01:32] Speaker 2: Because I'll probably lose the jacket, put him in my Empire display, and that adds a little bit more diversity to my Imperial ranks. I like that look. [01:01:41] Speaker 4: Could we get the fucking guy's name? You know? Like, is that asking too much? [01:01:45] Speaker 2: It's, what's it say? Imperial Remnant Warlord. It's just Imperial Warlord. Yeah. No, you can't. [01:01:54] Speaker 4: Come on. Give me some lore here, for Fox's sake. Yeah. God, Mari. Mari is a Star Wars collector. I had no idea. She's giving this a B. [01:02:04] Speaker 2: Hey, to each their own. I'm giving him a C. I'm giving him a C. Okay. And I'm not giving it an F, because, one, I kind of want it. I'm not buying it at full price. There's no need to buy him at full price. We all know that. [01:02:17] Speaker 4: Oh, I ordered it at $17 again when it went on sale. So, yes, I'm getting it. I didn't even know it was on sale. I'm doing a poor job as a friend. I've got to send you more shit. Go ahead. [01:02:27] Speaker 2: Doom and Thorn. I hesitate to give them an A. But a B seems too low, because I do want them. And I think they both look rad. That's an A, then. Why are you hesitating? Okay, fine. A. C, two A's. Definitely a C for the Stormtrooper. And a C for the Mando. So, two A's, three C's. I think that's got to be, I think it's got to be a C, honestly, for all five. That's a C for me. I'm going with C. [01:02:56] Speaker 4: All right. I'll go with, I will round up and go with C, too. [01:03:00] Speaker 2: You don't have to. You can be whatever you want. [01:03:02] Speaker 4: I know. I don't think this deserves an F. So, I'll give it a C. [01:03:07] Speaker 2: I think Doom and Thorn kind of save it from being an F. They do. They do. Okay. So, I'm going to stop the poll here. And the chat goes with a C. So, we are C's all around. There we go. Good job, chat. We're all in agreement. [01:03:23] Speaker 4: 49er Brian says his name is Tim. [01:03:27] Speaker 2: His name is George. Okay. [01:03:29] Speaker 4: Why not? [01:03:31] Speaker 2: Why not? New poll, the next group, I'm not going to call it a wave. The next group is the two packs. Now, I broke the two packs up into two categories. These are like named characters. The next group will be droids and troopers. Got it. So, what grade would you give the two, I'm going to call them the Jedi two packs. Jedi two packs. Now, in the next grouping is a Jedi, but he's with a trooper. So, I put him with the troopers because it's a Jedi we already have. [01:04:10] Speaker 4: Okay. Right? [01:04:12] Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair, right? Absolutely. Yeah. There's a good way to do it. We can't go figure by figure. We will literally be here. All day. Yeah. It'll be a 24-hour stream. All day. [01:04:24] Speaker 4: I'm not a complete psychopath. You're voting, guys. The poll's not up yet. You got to wait. It's not up yet. You got to wait until it shows. You got to wait until you see it. Ready? [01:04:32] Speaker 2: And vote. [01:04:35] Speaker 4: And go. And go. Vote again. Okay. So, I don't like that the first figure, Jaina. Is that how you say that? Jaina? Jaina. [01:04:46] Speaker 2: Yep. [01:04:46] Speaker 4: I don't like that that's a 2017 body on principle. However, they made better bodies in 2017 somehow than they do today, which is really fucking wild. Like, really wild, folks, when you really think about that. Crazy. So, and they gave her a photo real face. We love that. Jason, great reuse here. Like, it's not often in Black Series that we can say, or that I can say, this reuse is perfect. That reuse is fucking perfect. [01:05:13] Speaker 2: And I remember, like, the cover of novels that I read as a kid, Jason being in an outfit very similar to Luke's Bespin fatigues. Very similar. So, I think that's a good choice of body for Jason Solo. Yep. So, yeah. That two-pack for me, strong A. [01:05:35] Speaker 4: Strong A. [01:05:36] Speaker 2: And by the way, you put her in orange, and to me, I see a different body. Like, before she was all black, right? [01:05:43] Speaker 4: Yeah. I had no idea it was a repaint until I compared. Yeah. [01:05:46] Speaker 2: To me, that's a good repaint. Totally. [01:05:49] Speaker 4: Yeah. [01:05:50] Speaker 2: So, there you go. And the face-printing technique on this one, compared to the one from 2017, is night and day. [01:05:57] Speaker 4: The one from 17 was so bad. So bad. [01:06:01] Speaker 2: Yeah. So, that two-pack is a solid A. The one in the middle, I don't know who they are, but I like that we're getting a Twi'lek. [01:06:09] Speaker 4: Dude, how the hell do we both know? We both don't know who these are. [01:06:14] Speaker 2: I have no idea. I didn't play the game. [01:06:17] Speaker 4: I didn't either. And yet, I feel the same way. I want them both. [01:06:22] Speaker 2: Oh, you do? So, I want them-ish. [01:06:27] Speaker 4: Oh, I'm getting them. [01:06:28] Speaker 2: I'm not pre-ordering them. [01:06:30] Speaker 4: Oh, I'm pre-ordering them. [01:06:31] Speaker 2: That's cool. I believe it's an Amazon exclusive, so I'm like, I can wait. I can wait a long time, probably get it for half price, and then they'll look good in my cantina display. I'll throw them in the Mos Eisley cantina display that I got over there. It'll look good for half price, not for full price, for half price. So, I'm going to give it a B, because I think both the figures look good. Okay. They look very unique. They're new characters. New characters. We love new characters. So, B. So, I got an A, a B, and then Nihilus and Darth... Freya. Freya. [01:07:09] Speaker 4: Freya. I'm sorry. Yeah, Freya. [01:07:11] Speaker 2: Another strong A. [01:07:12] Speaker 4: Oh, God. If you guys... Oh, boy. Got to plug in my computer. Hold on. Oh, please. Keep talking. [01:07:19] Speaker 2: Oh, no. He's going dead. Strong A. And, yes, Nihilus is reuse. No, I'm sorry. Actually, I think Nihilus is reuse. I believe Mr. Stevie told me that he is on... No, he didn't tell me. He actually posted it. Nihilus is on parts from, like, Anakin Skywalker. But, whatever. It looks new, because he's got a robe covering everything. And, while they have done him before, the last Nihilus was on the Darth Maul body. The first Darth Maul body, which, good luck getting that piece of crap to stand. Garbage. Garbage body. So, this Nihilus, for me, great, great upgrade to the original. [01:08:01] Speaker 4: It is a huge upgrade. [01:08:04] Speaker 2: And then, Darth Treyya comes with one of the coolest lightsaber effects that they've done so far. These little semen-esque stands that hold the lightsabers, because, apparently, her power is she spins lightsabers around her, which is cool. How cool is that, right? It's so, like, I'm looking at it right now. It's on my shelf above my monitor. Badass. So, that two-pack, another strong A. So, A, A, and B, I'm giving these two-packs an A. [01:08:30] Speaker 4: I, too, am giving these two-packs an A. And, when they announced Nihilus, I was pissed, because we already had one, and I do prefer new characters. And then, once I had it in hands, like, the upgrade is massive. Like, it is a great body. Like, his butterflies work better than any other Black Series figure we have. [01:08:49] Speaker 2: No bicep swivel, right? Right. But the butterflies and the way you can bring it in, he can still two-hand his lightsaber. In fact... [01:08:56] Speaker 4: He can two-hand it well, though. Like, it's almost like Savage Crucible level of butterfly-ness, whatever you want to fucking call that. So, make them big. Yeah, look at that. That is fucking... Great figure. [01:09:11] Speaker 2: That is awesome. So cool. So, yeah. This two-pack, strong A. So, I'm giving the... I'm calling it the Jedi two-packs, A's. A's. A's all around. Even though I know the two in the middle aren't Jedi. [01:09:25] Speaker 4: Whatever. I don't care. Yep. Six figures, four new characters, two worthy upgrades, A. Yep. [01:09:31] Speaker 2: Okay. So, let's stop the poll, and B. Okay. So, we got A, A, B. A, A, B. Here we go. Who gave this an F? Come on, folks. [01:09:41] Speaker 4: Come on. Maybe some people only like the original trilogy. It was the Luke Ness monster, because he has bad taste. Had to be him. You got some housekeeping. [01:09:54] Speaker 2: So, this is a... Yeah, this is an A. [01:09:57] Speaker 4: Jersey wouldn't know about handling two anything. Fucking Robert Diaz. [01:10:06] Speaker 2: You got Hightower here. What's up, Sean? $5. Too many crappy Black Series. I'm out! Too many. No, no, no. Black Series names should be changed to bullshit. Shut up, bitch! I agree with you, Hightower. That's right. I love that guy. He's the best. Yeah, he's awesome. We're going to see him at Toy Unity, no doubt. Hell yeah. We got Lengelstein here for $2. Thank you. I want Ewoks, but not a lame holiday figure. Dude, the pink Ewok is... Is that the worst Black Series figure of all time? [01:10:39] Speaker 4: It could be. [01:10:40] Speaker 2: It's in the top five. Oh, without question. [01:10:42] Speaker 4: It's definitely in the top five. What? Since you like Ewoks too, what do we need? What do you want? Like, what do you want? Now the names. You can describe them. It's good enough. [01:10:56] Speaker 2: I got to look. So they did Roomba. They did Chief Chirpa. No, that's not Chief Chirpa. That's the Medicine Man guy. The Medicine Man guy. And they did Wicket. I don't know names. [01:11:06] Speaker 4: I don't know names either. So how many more do you want? Like, we have four distinctive ones. How many more do you want? I'd take like three more. [01:11:15] Speaker 2: All right. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Linglesteam. We got KJ Smith for $2. He says, boots with them furs. [01:11:26] Speaker 4: Nuts to butts. [01:11:27] Speaker 2: Apple bottom jeans, boots with them furs. He said that on a show like twice, and it was stuck in my head for days. And I was just walking around the house, and I would just scream it out. Apple bottom jeans, boots with them furs. Mrs. LP was going to kill me. [01:11:44] Speaker 4: I'm going to watch out for that Mrs. LP. Yeah, she's scary. [01:11:48] Speaker 2: KJ, I almost died because of you. See? We got Razakai for $5. Thank you. You guys should also do this grading for G.I. Joe Classified, by the way. I agree. I would like to, but I got to have someone that is like G.I. Joe Expert, because I buy very little of Classified. [01:12:07] Speaker 4: Excuse me. We do know a guy named Yo-Jo. [01:12:11] Speaker 2: Sure. That's true. Well, if Jerk wants to do a Classified show, I will absolutely do that. [01:12:17] Speaker 4: Hell yeah. Let's do it. [01:12:18] Speaker 2: Let's see here. We got Razakai. I got that. Thank you, Razakai. We got Head Cannon for $10. Thank you. You can tell they are desperate when they have to go to the Legends well. Disney flushed Legends, but every time they give us something from the EU, it does well. Absolutely. [01:12:34] Speaker 4: So, this is why we ignore whatever Kathleen Kennedy did, and we consider EU canon. [01:12:41] Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. I like that. Fuck her. [01:12:43] Speaker 4: Fuck her. Fuck them. We like the EU. [01:12:45] Speaker 2: I pick and choose what I like. Like, so I like the EU, but a lot of it is shit. Complete. [01:12:51] Speaker 4: Yeah, dude. How shitty is it to have all these guys writing all these books for all those years and then just say, yeah, no, they don't mean anything. Get fucked. Like, that's so scummy. [01:13:03] Speaker 2: I get it. I read all of the EU post-Jedi as a kid and through my adult years, I read all of it and I loved it, but it wasn't all good. However, what was good was good, and it was all better than the sequel trilogy. So, thank you, Head Cannon. We got John Garrett here. Thank you, John Garrett, for $10. He says, has anyone else noticed there's not a single figure from the original trilogy released this year for Black Series, not counting repaints? [01:13:34] Speaker 4: That is wild. Have we seen any? We haven't. That is insane. [01:13:38] Speaker 2: That is nothing. [01:13:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. So, no, I didn't notice that, but now that I have, crazy. [01:13:47] Speaker 2: When did that Luke and Han re-release come, or upgrade? I guess that was last year. [01:13:52] Speaker 4: Last year, yeah. Last year, they made a lot, in fairness, and so think of it. For the anniversary, they're going to do a ton. So, maybe that's why. [01:14:01] Speaker 2: Oh, next year is going to be heavy. Heavy episode four. [01:14:04] Speaker 4: And heavy repaints. Like, prepare yourselves, folks. Next year is great. It ain't going to be this good. [01:14:10] Speaker 2: Next year is the year to just give us a metric ton of Cantina aliens. Please, like, please. You know, just like, just like, stop screwing around. Just do them. Like, they've done MoMA, Nadon, and they've done Dr. Evazan, and Ponda Baba, and Greedo, and the Biff, the Biff band. I want, I want all of them. [01:14:32] Speaker 4: I want the most insignificant motherfuckers standing back there. [01:14:35] Speaker 2: If we don't get at least three, I might have to show up at Hasbro headquarters. [01:14:41] Speaker 4: I mean, so I'll go with you, first of all. But three is not enough. Like, we need, like, we need, like, 20. [01:14:47] Speaker 2: Can we, like, give Mr. Stevie a wedgie and put him in a locker? [01:14:51] Speaker 4: I don't see why not. I don't see why not. We could definitely take Brandon for that. He looks scrawny, so. [01:14:56] Speaker 2: Yeah. I'll hang him from the flagpole. [01:14:59] Speaker 4: Yes, we are getting Squid Face, though. So that was on the leak list from our friend 501Set. So I would like Denizens as well. Like, that's equally as good to me. Yeah, Squid Face is Jabba's palace. [01:15:10] Speaker 2: But still, I, yeah, I want those, too. We don't have a Weequay. [01:15:15] Speaker 4: How is that possible? [01:15:17] Speaker 2: We don't have any of the Skiff Guards. [01:15:20] Speaker 4: No Skiff Guards. [01:15:21] Speaker 2: No Skiff. They could make a Skiff. It shouldn't even be that much money. Dude, they're doing made-to-order stuff the size of the Skiff. Make the Skiff. Like, if they're doing the Arctic Hiss, made-to-order, there's no reason why the Skiff can't be a made-to-order. Do it. Stop playing around. Stop playing. All right. So we got to move on to John Garrett. Thank you. [01:15:43] Speaker 4: We read that one. [01:15:45] Speaker 2: Okay. Thank you, John Garrett. RC Archaeologist for $2. Yub-yub, Commander. [01:15:50] Speaker 4: Thank you, RC Archaeologist. Tebow, by the way. Tebow was the name you were looking for of the one they made. Tebow. [01:15:57] Speaker 2: There's Tebow, Roomba, uh, uh, Wicket and something else. I just, I can't always put the name to the face of the Ewok, except Wicket, of course. [01:16:08] Speaker 4: That's it. That's the only one I really know. And Tebow. I would have got Tebow eventually. [01:16:13] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, let's see here. We got, um, Mersenne Twister with $20. Thank you, Mersenne Twister. Damn. Got here late. Looking forward to the replay. You gotta catch the replay, Mersenne Twister. [01:16:28] Speaker 4: She loves Star Wars, too. That's why she watches us. I mean, come on. And we love, and we love this one. We do. [01:16:34] Speaker 2: We do. Every show, Mersenne Twister. Thank you so much. She's amazing, really. Amazing. In fact, how about one of these? [01:16:53] Speaker 4: The moves, kids. The moves. [01:16:56] Speaker 2: All right. We need to, uh, let's see here. I need to hide that. There we go. The Trooper 2-Packs. Oh, boy. How would we, uh, rank these? I think I know how I'm going to rank them. Polls in the chat. There we go. Uh, bam. The Trooper 2-Packs. So, we got a bunch of, okay, so the clones and the droids there at the top left. [01:17:20] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. [01:17:20] Speaker 2: Those are trainers, like, the, the trainee look. [01:17:24] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. [01:17:25] Speaker 2: Weren't they? [01:17:27] Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't play Battlefronts 2. Like, it was, it was terrible. Like, Battlefronts 1 was, or no, I'm sorry. Battlefront 2 was great. The one they made after that, terrible. So, I don't, never seen these troopers. [01:17:38] Speaker 2: Whatever they are. [01:17:39] Speaker ?: Yeah. [01:17:40] Speaker 2: Trash. [01:17:40] Speaker 4: Trash. Garbage. [01:17:41] Speaker 2: Hot garbage. Trash repaints the, yeah. Not as bad as Credit Collection, but pretty bad. [01:17:47] Speaker 4: Pretty bad. [01:17:47] Speaker 2: Um, so F and F for me. Yeah. For those two. Yep. Yep. In fact, the one next to it, let me, uh, move this, uh, this, uh, move your widget. There we go. The, uh, the other one is, that is, what's the name of the game? Jedi Fallen Order, right? [01:18:07] Speaker 4: Yes. [01:18:10] Speaker 2: And one of them is from Solo, whatever, F. The three of the top Fs. Fs. [01:18:15] Speaker 4: Dude, the Purge Trooper they made as a Walmart exclusive is, like, one of the nicest figures we have. Like, I love that figure. We got it a lot, though. Just that one. The regular Purge Trooper. This helmet, like, I hate it. Fucking hate it. And that's the old body, too. Oh, my God. Of course. Yeah, dude. Like, no. It's more. Get that the fuck out of here. [01:18:41] Speaker 2: And then this guy from the Solo movie, the Patrol Trooper. Yeah, F. That's an F. Now, uh, the Jedi one is a little bit better. However, we already have this, this clone. Yep. That, isn't that, uh, who is that? Is that? Wolf. [01:18:57] Speaker 4: Wolf. [01:18:57] Speaker 2: It's a re-release of Wolf. [01:18:59] Speaker 4: Yep. [01:19:00] Speaker 2: So you gotta buy another Wolf. Now, the Plo Koon, I made this as a custom to go on my Clone Wars display. I had bought an extra Plo Koon and swapped Stormtrooper forearms. Yeah, that's all you have to do. And now they're doing the official release, different color robe. That's kind of fine. He kind of saves that two-pack for me. I'm not buying it. Unless it's on Deep Clarence. I'm not buying it. Uh, but I would give that two-pack a C, not an F. [01:19:25] Speaker 4: Oh, I give that an F. Okay, so you're four Fs. Yes, I'm four Fs. The next one is the one I do like because I would love to finish this fucking team. They're never gonna do it because they gotta fully tool the big guy, whatever the fuck his name is. Like, I don't see them doing that. [01:19:43] Speaker 2: They'll put it on the Republic Commando body and say it's gonna work. [01:19:46] Speaker 4: Oh, God. [01:19:47] Speaker 2: That's totally what they're gonna do. Yep. That's what they're gonna do. And then, eventually, in like three years, they will tool it up and they'll ask you to buy it again. And by that time, Black Series will cost $40 each for a regular figure. Of course they will. [01:20:02] Speaker 4: Someone in the chat. What's the big guy from the Scar Squadron's name? What's his name? Please. So, these two dudes, I forget their names too, but these are nice. Like, I do have this. They're still just Stormtroopers. This is out? Oh, yeah. This is out. This has been out. [01:20:18] Speaker 2: I kind of want this. Like, I like the look of these Stormtroopers. I like the idea. Are they like defective Stormtroopers or what? [01:20:27] Speaker 4: What's the story? You know, I never read the story either. I found out about them when they made Creel and then just looked into them very briefly and found out that it was just a separate team of Stormtroopers from the comics. And I was like, ah, it's good enough for me. I'm in. [01:20:41] Speaker 2: I like, I mean, they're kind of like, to me, it kind of makes me think of like the Bad Batch. [01:20:45] Speaker 4: Zook. Thank you. And that's actually not bad. Someone said they could use the Wrecker body. Maybe they can for that. There you go. [01:20:54] Speaker 2: There you go. That's what they'll do. Come on. Yeah. It's a matter of time. Yeah. I would give, I don't want to give it a B. I think I would still give it a C. [01:21:05] Speaker 4: I give this a B. This one, I give a B for sure. [01:21:09] Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to change. I'm going to change my mind. Maybe a B. Yeah. Because I kind of want it. Is it sold out? Did I miss out? [01:21:18] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yeah. So is Plo Koon, believe it or not. Really? Yeah. Unless it's on Disney somewhere, which I'm not sure of because I don't even bother to go there to look. How was the Stormtrooper 2-pack released? [01:21:28] Speaker ?: What? [01:21:29] Speaker 4: That was Pulse. [01:21:31] Speaker 2: Oh, so I'm screwed. [01:21:33] Speaker 4: You're fucked. Yeah. [01:21:33] Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to get rid of the other ones then. [01:21:35] Speaker 4: Until they reissue it, though. [01:21:37] Speaker 2: Yeah. [01:21:37] Speaker 4: So just hang in there. Yeah. [01:21:39] Speaker 2: Okay. So because it sold out and I didn't get it, it's an F. So I give this whole wave or all these two-packs get an F for me. Hey, it's my opinion. [01:21:49] Speaker 4: Yeah. [01:21:50] Speaker 2: It's my opinion. [01:21:51] Speaker 4: What do you give the whole? I have to give it an F, too, because I'm four Fs and one B. So that's an F. That is a failing grade. [01:22:00] Speaker 2: All right. So I'm going to stop the poll here in the chat and let's see where it ended up. A C from the chat. [01:22:05] Speaker 4: A C. So in fairness, this is a D and it's just not. [01:22:09] Speaker 2: It's not a choice. It's not a choice. So we got to round down to an F. We do. But it's a failing grade. If we knew one more Black Series collector that would come on here. Actually, we need two more. Then the chat would be the tiebreaker. [01:22:24] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. [01:22:25] Speaker 2: You know, if there was like a four-way tie. Yeah. Next year. Next year. Next or not four-way tie. Two, whatever. Yeah. Next time. Maybe at the end of 2026, we'll do this again. I was going to say, we can do a final grade. Yeah. A final grade for the year. Yeah. And we'll bring back the grades we gave this half. Yep. And then we'll do the second half. And then we'll get a final grade for the whole year. [01:22:48] Speaker 4: I love that. I like that. I love that. Yep. [01:22:52] Speaker 2: Yep. It may bring great shame upon Mr. Stevie and Brandon and the others. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Okay. [01:22:59] Speaker 4: Me neither. [01:23:01] Speaker 2: Now, the deluxe figures. There's been three deluxe figures so far. Let's see. Hold on. I got to take this down. So, go ahead and start grading. [01:23:17] Speaker 4: I do not like that any of these three are deluxes. I do not feel like any of them warrant an extra price at all. So, how come, riddle me this, Chad, how come they can release Chewbacca, which is a very tall figure? The last one they made, I believe, was entirely all new. Was it not, LP? The what? The last Chewbacca they made was all new and all updated, right? [01:23:46] Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, yeah. I think it was all new sculpt. It was much better than the original. [01:23:50] Speaker 4: Much better. Regular price. So, why is Zeb exclusive or deluxe? Because he comes with an extra weapon and an extra head? Get the fuck out of here. [01:24:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, they could fit him in a normal size box, but they will use any excuse they can to make something a deluxe and charge an extra, what, 10 bucks? [01:24:08] Speaker 4: Yeah, it's ridiculous. [01:24:10] Speaker 2: It is completely ridiculous. Yeah. [01:24:12] Speaker 4: 35 for that one. 35 for Zeb. [01:24:15] Speaker 2: Okay, so $8 more. Right. 7-7. [01:24:18] Speaker 4: Like, wasn't this Mando 40 or 42? Like, wasn't he even more? [01:24:25] Speaker 2: Am I making that up? [01:24:27] Speaker 4: Not the Lord Starkiller. Oh, I am? [01:24:31] Speaker 2: You were a little. Lord Starkiller was 42 or 43 and Mando was 35. [01:24:37] Speaker 4: He was 35. Okay. [01:24:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, at Target. Yeah. [01:24:40] Speaker 4: Okay, so it's still, I mean, it doesn't warrant a $35 price tag at all. [01:24:46] Speaker 2: When you are putting more Mandos on the shelf at Target when there is already Mandos on the shelf from, like, two years ago? No good. No good. No good at all. So, that Mando, and I know they want to put something out for the movie. They were already out, guys, and no one was buying them. So, F. Yes. Mando with Grogu, which we have 13 of. I'm guessing, but I'm probably guessing low. [01:25:12] Speaker 4: No, you're about right. [01:25:14] Speaker 2: Yeah. That's an F. Zeb, that's a new sculpt. That's his new look. I'm fine with that. I give it a B. Okay. I'm dropping it from an A to a B because of the price tag. It doesn't need to be a deluxe. It's just a deluxe because they can get away with it because he's slightly bigger. Okay. Lord Starkiller, I love, and it should be here on Wednesday, and I cannot wait. The price hurts. I think $35 would have been fine. [01:25:43] Speaker 4: Even $35 for this dude, like, why are we paying so much for those wires? [01:25:48] Speaker 2: Well, it's a wired cape, right? [01:25:51] Speaker 4: Yes, but McFarlane charges nothing for those, you know? Like, it's not that big of a deal. [01:25:56] Speaker 2: You're not wrong. Well, McFarlane's are $35. [01:25:59] Speaker 4: Well, now, but he has released wired capes at his lower price of $22, $25. [01:26:04] Speaker 2: I still say, to me, I think $35, I would have, okay, fine. I still bought it at full price. Me too. But I have the illness. That's my excuse. Me too. [01:26:14] Speaker 4: Me too, buddy. [01:26:15] Speaker 2: So when something as cool as Lord Starkiller, which a game I did play and I did love, both of them, even though two was too short. Yeah, that's an A for me. Like, I know it's too much. I know I'm stupid collector brain moron. But they got me with Lord Starkiller. Every now and then, they get me with one like that. [01:26:34] Speaker 4: They do. [01:26:35] Speaker 2: So A, F, and a B, which I think averages out to a B. [01:26:41] Speaker 4: I remember when someone told us that we were getting this Lord Starkiller, you lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. You were so excited. Like Ralphie. Yep. With the BB gun. So it is a nice, like, it's a nice figure. But, you know, all right. I have to, for a Black Series figure. Right. One, two, three, four, five, six. Too many. Too many. Too many blames. I give, I give this overall, like, again, I want to give it a fucking D. Like, it's not an F, but it's not a C either. So I'll, I'll round it up again. We'll go with a fucking C. [01:27:19] Speaker 2: I think because Zeb is all new, all new sculpt, and Lord Starkiller is a first time character and he's badass, I think C is fair. So even though I'm giving it a B, you're giving it a C. We're going to see what the chat gave it. [01:27:32] Speaker 4: Do you see what the poll? I can. Yep. The chat's pretty solid. [01:27:36] Speaker 2: I'm stopping the poll and we are at a C from the chat. Okay. So I think that ends up with us being at a C for that wave. Let's see here, which is a three, four, one. [01:27:50] Speaker 4: He sure will. [01:27:51] Speaker ?: Yeah. [01:27:51] Speaker 2: And the final, the final one. So I'm going to set up this poll. I'm calling the next one super deluxes because they're more than two packs. They're more than deluxe figures. I'm calling them super deluxes. You ready? [01:28:13] Speaker 4: I'm ready. Here we go. Boom. There they are. Boom. God. Am I buying this Walker thing, dude? It's like, I don't know. [01:28:23] Speaker 2: So we got the clone, the clone commander three pack, the arc trooper. Sorry. Arc trooper three pack. And the, what is it? The ATRT? Something like that. ATRT, right? [01:28:36] Speaker 4: Yeah. [01:28:37] Speaker 2: Yeah. [01:28:38] Speaker 4: Yeah. [01:28:39] Speaker 2: How do you rank them, Jersey? [01:28:41] Speaker 4: So this three pack does nothing for me. Absolutely nothing. And I don't like this body. And the left hands don't have trigger fingers, which is so fucking retarded. [01:28:53] Speaker 2: Yeah. [01:28:54] Speaker 4: F. [01:28:55] Speaker 2: F. [01:28:55] Speaker 4: F. F. I didn't, I didn't even consider buying this. And it sold out, which was pretty well, except for on Big Bad, which somehow had it for close to 90, they like had it for like 10 extra dollars. [01:29:04] Speaker 2: No, it's on NerdZoic. [01:29:06] Speaker 4: Right. It's on NerdZoic. [01:29:07] Speaker 2: Oh, it's still available on NerdZoic? I thought, well, yeah, I thought, see, I thought it had sold out everywhere, but I looked at NerdZoic and it was still there. So let me look. [01:29:15] Speaker 4: Well, if you need it, buy it from NerdZoic. [01:29:17] Speaker 2: I'm just surprised people still want troopers because that's like all they ever do. [01:29:22] Speaker 4: Me too, dude. There's way too many troopers. I'm so troopered out. [01:29:28] Speaker 2: So many troopers. [01:29:31] Speaker 4: Let's see here. But I would get, like, I would get the distinctive commanders. Those I would be happy about. But that's it. [01:29:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, the, uh, it looks like it's sold out on, on, on, uh, NerdZoic too. Yeah. Yep, the arc troopers are sold out. So, huh, save me money. That's fine. [01:29:50] Speaker 4: Yeah. No, it did well. We are apparently in the minority here. [01:29:53] Speaker 2: All right. Okay. So, okay. So that's, uh, you're giving an F. I give it a C. Okay. The arc trooper with the, or not arc trooper, but the ARF. Is it ARF trooper? I think they're called. I don't even know. On an AT-RT. Um. ARF. I want, I want to give it an A. I want to give it an A. Yeah, because it's not the coolest vehicle, but it is a vehicle. And they're basically doing one vehicle a year now. [01:30:19] Speaker 4: Yeah, they are. They don't do a lot. And this one comes with a rock. I mean, how great is that? [01:30:24] Speaker 2: How about the, the rock helps it stand up. Oh, totally. You need that. Look at this rock dial. [01:30:31] Speaker 4: It's silly. Dude, they really went all out, like, telling us about this rock, too. [01:30:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really impressed with the rock. I threw a rock at it. [01:30:39] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. [01:30:40] Speaker 2: I killed the rock. Anyway. [01:30:42] Speaker 4: Hit him with a rock. [01:30:43] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to give, well, I, do I give the, I think I give the ARC Troopers a C. And I give, I'm going to give the two combined a B. Because I'm going to give, I'm going to give the vehicle an A. Yeah, I'm giving this one a B. [01:31:03] Speaker 4: So I would give, I still, like, I don't know if I'm getting this or not. But I, I mean, you're right. One vehicle a year. Is it terrible? No. They should have made the one from Mando, though. No? Like, wouldn't that have been a better choice? It's so close to this anyway. [01:31:16] Speaker 2: No. No? I would rather, I would rather collect stuff from the Clone Wars than, than the Mando movie. All right. That's fair. Like, I, but I'm buying Imbo. He's going in my Clone Wars display. Of course. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. He's not going in a Mando display, no. [01:31:31] Speaker 4: No. God, no. I'll give it, I'll give it a C. Again, like, it's, it's, it's not bad. I still don't know if I'm going to buy this vehicle. [01:31:40] Speaker 2: I, I might. I am not going to stress about it. But when it goes up, if I'm there and I see it and I can get it, I'll get it. But I'm not going to, like, do the whole stress out, set a reminder to try to get it online, you know. But if it's anything like Darth Maul, it'll be available for a while. The Darth Maul with the speeder. That was available for a very long time. [01:31:59] Speaker 4: Very long time. The other one, the one with the battle droid, that's still available. So. [01:32:05] Speaker 2: Oh, the STAP? The S-T-A-H-P or whatever? The STAP? Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. So let's, let's stop this poll. We're tied to the B and a C on this one. [01:32:15] Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm going to resume it. We need more votes. Somebody break the tie, please. Break the tie. We got to, we got to wait for an update, though. It's kind of slow. [01:32:29] Speaker 2: There we, there we go. [01:32:31] Speaker 4: You brought, God, you brought it up a ton. I did? Yeah. [01:32:35] Speaker 2: It still says 33 for me. I'm stopping it. [01:32:38] Speaker 4: It's 50 now. Oh, it's B. [01:32:40] Speaker 2: Okay. So C, C, B, C. As you wish. No, C, C, B, B. Because I gave it a B. Chat gave it a B. So now I got to do some math. So I need you to do some talking while I do math. [01:32:54] Speaker 4: What's up, hooligans? Are you enjoying this Star Wars-themed show? That we do anyway, even though we get less views for it. Rigged. Shockwave. Every time. Every poll. Rigged. Come on, bro. Why would we rig this? There is no excuse for commanders and arc troopers not to come with a Phase 1 and 2 helmet. I completely agree with that. They've already made the fucking Phase 1 helmet. Why not fucking throw it in there? The show is amazing. I completely agree. Tons enjoying this, Marseille Twister. Star Wars isn't dead, Bill. It just needs to be very far from Kathleen the cunt. You know? That's it. That's all we need. So let's see if we can get there. [01:33:47] Speaker 2: Okay, guys. [01:33:49] Speaker 4: Drew G from the futon. How are we doing, Drew G? [01:33:53] Speaker 2: Here we go. I got the overall. I've got the grade for Black Series for the year. [01:34:00] Speaker 4: Okay, do tell. [01:34:01] Speaker 2: I'm going to remove this. I'm going to remove this. Hide that. There we go. [01:34:07] Speaker 4: You got the drum roll? Okay. We need the drum roll. [01:34:10] Speaker 2: Hold on. I'm going to go back and we're just going to rerun through it. Okay. Yeah, we're good. Let me back this up and we're going to go through the final tally for the first half of the 2026 Black Series grade. Starting off with the Django Fett wave. We gave that a C. Collectively, you, me, and the chat gave it a C. [01:34:33] Speaker 4: Generous, but yes. [01:34:34] Speaker 2: We've got the Kyle Katarn wave. We gave that an A. [01:34:40] Speaker 4: An A. [01:34:40] Speaker 2: Deserves an A. Yep. The Watto wave we gave a B. Solid. Yep. Solid B. Mando wave, an F. Garbage. Maul wave, an A. Mando wave, too. F. F. Troy's wave, come on now. That's an F. Come on. [01:35:01] Speaker 4: No, come on. [01:35:02] Speaker 2: F. [01:35:03] Speaker 4: Gamer wave, a C. A C. I feel like that's a B wave, so we fucked up there, but that's okay. Well, it's a C. It's a C. [01:35:13] Speaker 2: We got the May the 4th or holiday wave. A, F. The Target exclusives, three, which was a C. A C. Yep. Hit this. Jedi 2-packs, an A. Trooper 2-packs, F. Deluxe figures got a C. They deserve it. And the Super Deluxes got a B. [01:35:43] Speaker 4: I don't even know what this tally is. What is it? [01:35:46] Speaker 2: The Black Series GPA is a 2.7. So we would round that to a 3, which is a C. Which is a C. So the Black Series gets a C grade for the year. I don't know if that's not very good, but they didn't fail. They passed the test. We'll say that. They passed the class with a C. They did just enough to get by. [01:36:15] Speaker 4: It's unfortunate because the highs are really nice and high, but there's just too many lows. Too many. [01:36:22] Speaker 2: Too many. Way too many lows. Yep. We do have a new member here. We do. We have Crazy Sith Reviews became a channel member. Thank you, Crazy Sith Reviews. Like I said, channel members, stay tuned for the after show tonight. We got KJ Smith coming on. Cruiser said he was right. He gave it a C. Flownon gave it a C+. C- Yeah. If only the poll could have a D, you know? [01:36:54] Speaker 4: Yeah. [01:36:55] Speaker 2: But I think, honestly, I think we were more than fair. [01:36:58] Speaker 4: Oh, very fair. Definitely. [01:37:00] Speaker 2: So was the chat. The chat didn't really fuck anything up either. The fact that there's a Retro Droids tribute wave that's just repaints. That's true. And a May the 4th holiday wave. And they still got a C. They weren't expelled from school. We were being very nice. [01:37:18] Speaker 4: We were. And they showed us this year that you can do good repaints. [01:37:23] Speaker 2: Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. Yep. All right. So, I mean, there you go. Black Series. We'll do a part two at the end of the year in Jersey. And hopefully, maybe we get Yak Face on with us. That would be cool. Absolutely. Yeah. Or maybe, I don't know, maybe I get Big Nerdy on. [01:37:40] Speaker 4: Maybe we get them both. We need four. [01:37:41] Speaker 2: Maybe get them both. Let's get them both. That'd be ideal. Get those guys on together. That'd be fun. Also, July 11th. If you guys like this, July 11th, come back. Because we got Anthony's Customs coming on to do the Marvel Legends report card. That's right. Confirmed with Anthony. So, we're doing the Marvel Legends report card. Same thing. Same format. 49er, Brian. Very fair. But Seahawks still blow. [01:38:09] Speaker 4: It's okay. Speaking of fair, Anthony is going to be a tough grader. This is going to be very interesting. [01:38:15] Speaker 2: But, you know, when he grades his figures in a review, he's like, for a Marvel Legends, this is a, then he gives it a score. So, I think that's a good way to do it. You wouldn't take a Marvel Legend Spider-Man and give it an A, let's say. Let's say you're going to give it an A or whatever. And then take a Hot Toys Spider-Man. [01:38:38] Speaker ?: No. [01:38:39] Speaker 2: Right? Like, you're not going to do that, right? No. So, you grade the line for what it is. You kind of grade it against itself. Yes. We could do overall grade. I mean, dude, we could rank lines. That'd be a good show. [01:38:54] Speaker 4: Okay. I'm in. [01:38:56] Speaker 2: That would be, yeah, that's an idea. [01:38:58] Speaker 4: You want to do, like, a whole, like, the whole run of the, God, we'd have to do Legends in, like, five parts, but. [01:39:03] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That'd be so much. [01:39:06] Speaker 4: But Classified, Black Series, we could get that done. [01:39:09] Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, like, rank them against each other. Have we done that? Like, Marvel Legends versus Black Series versus. Oh, you mean against each other? Classified. I think Classified would win just because of sculpt and value. No, let's do that. No, let's do that. [01:39:25] Speaker 4: That's a good idea. You want to see that, chat? I want to do that. So, yeah. [01:39:29] Speaker 2: That would. See, he says we already did that. [01:39:32] Speaker 4: We just kind of. We ranked the toy teams. We did. We ranked toy teams. [01:39:39] Speaker 2: We were judging people. [01:39:40] Speaker 4: Yeah. We didn't put them against each other. [01:39:43] Speaker 2: Right. Well, we could. I would love to judge people again. That's always fun. Always fun. We love when you're judging. Yeah. We need more personal insults next time, though. Okay. Fuck you, dickhead. That's good. All right. All right, guys. That's the show. The Black Series, so far this year, gets a C. Will they do better in the second half of the year? Probably not. Probably not. Let's be honest. Probably not. Probably not. 2027 will be interesting to see what they do for the 50th anniversary of Star Wars. I'm thinking they're going to be doing a Death Star, HasLab, $1,000. [01:40:19] Speaker 4: They better. Yeah. The thing is, though, dude, like, they are going to put out retro cards again, and it's going to be the Luke, the Han, the Chewie, and we are going to be miserable. [01:40:30] Speaker 2: Dude, like, yeah, it's, you're right. They'll do that again. [01:40:35] Speaker 4: They celebrate anniversaries with reissues. Like, it's the worst possible thing they could do. [01:40:41] Speaker 2: Oh, but it's the card from 50 years ago. We get it. You've done it before, many times. [01:40:46] Speaker 4: Nobody gives a rat's ass about the fucking cards. [01:40:49] Speaker 2: No. Give me Chowman, the cantina bartender. Give me the Tonika sisters. Give me the Wolfman. [01:41:00] Speaker 4: The Wolfman. Give me that. [01:41:02] Speaker 2: Black Sivrak. [01:41:04] Speaker 4: Give me that dude and his creature from the back there that we got in the legacy collection whose name I've completely forgotten. But I want that. Like, that's the shit I want. Anyone sitting in the cantina, give me. The astronaut guy. The astronaut guy. No one's ever made that, right? That's one of the ones that's... [01:41:21] Speaker 2: No, they made them in three and three quarter. [01:41:22] Speaker 4: Did they? Okay. There's a couple left. Isn't there a couple left from the cantina they've never made in any form? [01:41:28] Speaker 2: Didn't they fix that with the newest cantina three and three quarter Haslab? I don't think... They finished it or something? [01:41:34] Speaker 4: I don't think so. Definitely the Tonika sisters that were never made. They definitely did those. But I think there's more. [01:41:41] Speaker 2: Yeah. Little Lex. They're like the blue aliens with the red eyes. Those guys. One has normal human hands and gloves. One has long sucky fingers. Yeah. Need those. And that would be easy. They have pilot bodies. Like, how hard is that? Yeah. Come on. Gurindan, whatever. The squeaky spy with the snoot. That dude. Long snoot. Yeah. [01:42:02] Speaker 4: Don't have him. Again, they have a million... [01:42:04] Speaker 2: It could be anybody. It goes under a robe. Anybody. Just make the head. Anybody. Anybody. Easy. Done. Done. Make the human Jabba the Hutt. [01:42:14] Speaker 4: That's going too far. [01:42:15] Speaker 2: Okay. Fine. [01:42:16] Speaker 4: I want the twins, though. You know what? This show proves we should be in charge of Black Series. [01:42:21] Speaker 2: It's the bottom line. Bottom line. Bottom line, guys. And the bottom line is this show is over. So, Hooligans, stay tuned for the after show. And if this is your first time watching, please hit that subscribe. Hit that like button. If you're on mobile, slide over. Hit the hype. You've got to hit the hype. The hype is new. Hype is important. You've got to hit that hype button. Thank you all so much. Enjoy these outro credits. I spent a lot of time making these. Good night, everybody. [01:42:49] Speaker 3: This is for the collectors. The hunters. The ones buried in plastic addiction. 3POA. We stand united. Late night. Late night hunts in the cold, florescent glow. Empty place, but we never let it go. Self-wars raging in the aisles again. Scalpers lurking like wolves among men. Hands on the car, eyes on the prize. Grail after grail, under bloodshot eyes. From the toy booth to the live stream lights. We built this kingdom through endless fights. As a past brings chaos when the cameras roll. Bobby speaks truth straight into your soul. No fake flex. No cloud chasing lies. Only real collectors survive. We won't back down. We won't be silenced. We won't be silenced. Built from passion. Built from violence. 3PO. Shout it loud. We're here to stay. 3PO. For the collectors every day. 3PO. Through the hate we dominate. 3PO. One community. One faith. We order snack like bricks to the sky. See your realm is built while the years pass by. Trip photography under midnight lamps. Plastic soldiers marching through the camp. Prevention floors become battleground zones. Every hunter fighting for the throne. Fake fans crumble when the pressure hits. But the real ones stay and never quit. Comments flock past on the YouTube stream. Thousands watching while we kill the scene. Every episode ignites the fire. Hardcore hearts fueled by pure desire. Break. The. Eight keepers. No more lives. No more greed. This community is all we need. Scalpers. Run. The collectors rise tonight. Burn. Burn. Through broken self we fight. Burn. Burn. Through plastic pain and pride. [01:45:23] Speaker ?: Free P. Free P.O. Alive. Free P.O. [01:45:27] Speaker 3: United by the shelf display. Free P.O. We hunt the girls they hide away. Free P.O. No toxic cloud can break this chain. Free P.O. We bleed. For this every day. From the toy aisles. From the toy aisles. To the live streams. From the conventions. To the collector's dreams. This is more than plastic. More than chills. More than toys. This is Brotherhood. *Outro music*

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