RANKING KIDS GACHA TOYS - QUICKIES

[00:00:00] Speaker 1: - All right, welcome. Today we are looking at Kid Slop. We are exploring the world of kids' gotcha toys and surprise mystery boxes. [00:00:10] Ash: - Oh, close, come on, all right. - Can I, can I? [00:00:13] Speaker 1: Why is Ash here? - What am I doing here? - We couldn't find anyone else, I'll be honest. - No, no, she's here for joy. She sparks joy. - She's an expert in kids' toys. You are going to be examining several different children's gotcha toys and then you're going to rate them on our brand new tier list. Wow, I spent a lot of time on this, all right? Compliment it, okay? [00:00:35] Ash: - Yes. [00:00:36] Speaker 1: - We are going to start from the cheapest and work our way up to the most expensive kids' gotcha toys. - So I wonder if price will have any sort of indication. - We are going to start off. We have here a National Geographic Outer Space Gemstone Dig Brick and also a Thames and Cosmos Dig It Rocks and Fossils Egg Excavation Kit. - I do think there's probably some tools it came with, like a chisel thing. [00:01:00] Ash: - No. [00:01:01] Speaker 1: - You could try to- [00:01:01] Ash: - I lost my chisel. [00:01:05] Speaker 1: - Did you want to? [00:01:06] Ash: - I mean, yeah. [00:01:07] Speaker 1: - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. [00:01:09] Ash: - Is this the expectation? - This thing isn't working. [00:01:11] Speaker 1: - Oh, thank you, there's a- [00:01:13] Ash: - Oh! - I missed, I missed. [00:01:15] Speaker 1: - That's solid. [00:01:16] Ash: - That's hard. That one's hard. [00:01:18] Speaker 1: - There's some peeking out there too. I think you're discovering a fossil. [00:01:21] Ash: - We need- [00:01:24] Speaker 1: - I have to hit it. [00:01:24] Ash: - Yes, yeah. Just don't break the fossil. [00:01:26] Speaker 1: - Yeah, oh, okay. [00:01:27] Ash: - It's important for science. - Oh, oh! - Oh, oh! [00:01:32] Speaker 1: - That's not a fossil. - Yes! It's not a fossil. [00:01:35] Ash: - That's not a fossil. - This isn't a fossil at all. Wait, wait. Where's the little brush? [00:01:38] Speaker 1: - Could you clean it up, please? [00:01:39] Ash: - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. [00:01:41] Speaker 1: - It's disappointing. It's a piece of shit plastic. [00:01:44] Ash: It's a dinosaur. [00:01:45] Speaker 1: - Don't you feel like you earned it, though? Did we? - Uh, we need to put it on the board. Okay, what are you feeling? [00:01:51] Ash: - Um, I would put it here. [00:01:52] Speaker 1: - We both in agreement here? - Yes. - Yeah, I think so. - What did you write down for it? - What did you write down for it? - Digger. [00:01:57] Ash: We're digging. [00:01:58] Speaker 1: - Barely know her. - It's between these, but I think a kid would like it, so it's niece, nephew. Do you want to guess the price? - Oh! [00:02:04] Ash: - I'll say seven. [00:02:05] Speaker 1: - Yeah, I'm gonna say, more than five bucks, I'm out. These are $2.33 a pop. - That's pretty good. [00:02:10] Ash: - That's pretty good for Nat Geo, actually. [00:02:13] Speaker 1: - This is not a bad category, but okay. [00:02:15] Ash: - Yeah. - I do agree with that. [00:02:16] Speaker 1: - Definitely, definitely. - Um, Peanut, starting with the messiest product. - Absolutely, yes, sir. [00:02:22] Ash: - Can you clean this in? - I got it, just hold on. [00:02:24] Speaker 1: - Give Ash a minute, please, guys. [00:02:25] Ash: - Just give me a second. We gotta tell this whole last thing. [00:02:28] Speaker 1: - I have an idea. I need you to hold anything you don't want to lose right now. Anything you don't want to lose. - Like a finger? - Everything. - And then we do this. Did you guys read much growing up? [00:02:40] Ash: - Yes, I did. [00:02:41] Speaker 1: A lot. - Yeah, I know. - Maybe you read a little book series called Warriors. - No, you can take this back. [00:02:47] Ash: - Is this warrior cats? [00:02:49] Speaker 1: - These are warrior cats. Gotcha. [00:02:52] Ash: - Oh my God, they're mystery figures! [00:02:54] Speaker 1: - Mystery figures. - Ash, you gotta pretend like we're judging them. [00:02:58] Ash: - It's mystery. [00:02:59] Speaker 1: - So? [00:03:00] Ash: - There's always fun in mystery. [00:03:02] Speaker 1: - Ash, what's in my pocket? [00:03:03] Ash: - It's a mystery. Hold on. [00:03:05] Speaker 1: - You passed the test though, low key. [00:03:07] Ash: You open up yours first. [00:03:08] Speaker 1: Okay. I got... These are... Oh, these are... Those are... These are huge! These are not terrible quality. I got... Hold on. I got... Graystripe. [00:03:16] Ash: This is... Brightfire. Brightheart. Brightheart. [00:03:20] Speaker 1: Let's make him Brightfire. [00:03:22] Ash: Break that one. [00:03:23] Speaker 1: You really... You really... Wow, she... I'm so glad she's here. Wubby. [00:03:29] Ash: Start spreading. Wubby. Wubby. Wubby. Wubby. Wubby. Wubby. Wubby. [00:03:32] Speaker 1: Wubby. Oh. It's out. It's burning green. [00:03:42] Speaker ?: How the fuck did it get fired? [00:03:46] Speaker 1: No, it's just... No, hands. The dust. We do have 20 more products. Yeah, we got... We got to go faster. Could you write the name down, Ash? Oh, yeah. I'm going to throw out my opinion. You can tell me if you disagree. I'm in landfill slop. [00:03:56] Ash: Absolutely. [00:03:56] Speaker 1: That is nothing. [00:03:57] Ash: Absolutely. [00:03:58] Speaker 1: Maybe we put it in eh, because the figures aren't terrible quality. That's true. They did, and... Would you like to guess the price? [00:04:03] Ash: It's not flammable. Oh, well, for mystery... I don't know. Maybe five bucks. No more than five bucks. No more. [00:04:07] Speaker 1: I'm out if it's more than five bucks. These were bought for $5.99 at Target. Okay. We are moving up in price with each one. I guess. Aren't you glad we put an eh? We're just like eh. Yeah, we're just like eh. Dude, this is fused to the tablecloth. Start spread. You're next, bitch. No, fuck. Go ahead. I'm out, I'm out. Next, we are rocking with Jurassic World Captives Smash and Hatch Dino Eggs. More eggs. Dude, more eggs. These are not... Oh, you smash. Oh. Wait, hold on. Let's get in safely. They lit up their autism. Should I do mine first? Yeah. I'm going to crack you first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. How did that feel? It might be a sensory nightmare for you. [00:04:50] Ash: Wait, wait, wait. [00:04:51] Speaker 1: Well, no, it's not sticky. You're good. Is there anything in it or is it just slime? There is a little dinosaur in here. [00:04:59] Ash: Dino and slime inside. Let's see if I can just one hand it. Oh, yeah, absolutely. [00:05:04] Speaker 1: For babies. [00:05:05] Ash: Yep. Literally for children. [00:05:07] Speaker 1: Mine is in pieces. [00:05:08] Ash: Oh, mine's also in pieces. Fuck. I don't like the slime. This is dog shit. [00:05:15] Speaker 1: Hey. [00:05:15] Ash: Kids would eat this. They'd be like, isn't it? [00:05:17] Speaker 1: I'm sure it's safe to eat, though. Oh, I doubt it. Is it? [00:05:21] Ash: Choking hazard, small parts. Caution. Slime not for consumption. That made a splash. [00:05:33] Speaker 1: Can I know the price before I rate it? I feel like that helps a lot. Or are we not going to do it? Sure, throw it, I guess. [00:05:37] Ash: Jurassic World, I don't know. Eight bucks? I'm thinking like eight or nine bucks. Eight bucks. Maybe. Six dollars and 27 cents per. Come on, that's not bad. Yeah, that's not horrible. [00:05:46] Speaker 1: This is, oh, it is destroyed. God help you if you open this on carpet as like a parent. Look at this. Look at this. [00:05:52] Ash: Oh, my lanta. Yeah, no, that's not good. This is no good. [00:05:54] Speaker 1: That's not good. [00:05:55] Ash: Honestly, probably niece and nephew swap. [00:05:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd love it, but like the parents wouldn't. [00:05:59] Ash: Oh, absolutely. Yeah. [00:06:00] Speaker 1: I do like this. This feels kind of good. Hey, Peanut, you think this sticks to ceilings? There's only one way to find out. [00:06:07] Ash: Try again. Here, here, here. [00:06:09] Speaker 1: You want to put it up. [00:06:12] Ash: God, fuck. [00:06:13] Speaker 1: Let's go next. Next one. Catch. Skibbity Toilet Mystery Figure Collector Series. [00:06:19] Ash: All right. [00:06:20] Speaker 1: You like Skibbity Toilet or are you too old? [00:06:21] Ash: No. [00:06:22] Speaker 1: Did you ever like it? [00:06:23] Ash: No. That's for like brain dead babies. [00:06:26] Speaker 1: You're right. But I had to ask. [00:06:29] Ash: Do you think I'm a brain dead baby? [00:06:30] Speaker 1: No, but you can like little things sometimes. Well, yeah. I've seen you like little, you know, doohickeys. Like what? You kind of like the cats at first. You were like, ah. [00:06:38] Ash: Because they're cats. And also, I didn't want you to burn mine. [00:06:42] Speaker 1: See, I believe that's going on a shelf. [00:06:45] Ash: No. No, no, no. Maybe. [00:06:47] Speaker 1: Good. It might be. Okay. Which one are we going to gun for? What's your favorite? I kind of like Chief Scientist Skibbity Toilet. [00:06:53] Ash: I think that one's the coolest one. [00:06:55] Speaker 1: You open it. I don't want to be involved with this one. Really? I just want to burn something. Yeah. Here, I'll make it a show. Ready? That burns green. That's crazy. Is that alarming to you that it burns green? [00:07:04] Ash: A little bit. Yeah, that's like toxic on like some sort of level. Oh, we have to put it together? I'm good. [00:07:14] Speaker 1: For the camera? I'm, oh. [00:07:15] Ash: We have to, oh. [00:07:16] Speaker 1: I was really excited and then it's kind of like, eh. I don't like there's a clip of us existing, getting excited over this. That was, we looked real dumb. I know where this is going. Yeah. I'm not going to, it's not open for debate either. Okay. This is landfill slop. [00:07:28] Ash: Oh, absolutely. [00:07:28] Speaker 1: This is just landfill slop. [00:07:30] Ash: This is garbage. This is for literal babies. [00:07:33] Speaker 1: This serves no purpose. It's dumb. [00:07:34] Ash: This is just consumerism at its finest. [00:07:37] Speaker 1: Cat and his shirt. Do you, do you want to guess the price on that? Five bucks. $9.97. We've entered the $10 range with that one. Nope. As well as, uh, a lot of the next few ones we have. This is the Zuru My Mini Miniverse. [00:07:51] Ash: What? My mini baby. [00:07:54] Speaker 1: 15 babies to collect. I don't like this. [00:07:57] Ash: Who wants one? Pop it. [00:07:58] Speaker 1: Let's do it. [00:07:59] Ash: 3, 2, 1. [00:08:01] Speaker 1: Oh my God. Wait, why is there, these look like condoms. [00:08:04] Ash: So these are the different type of babies than mine. [00:08:07] Speaker 1: Mine didn't come with a baby. I got a fucking scale. Mine didn't come with a, oh wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait, sorry. I found him. [00:08:13] Ash: I was about to say. [00:08:14] Speaker 1: You lost the baby? Feel this. [00:08:16] Ash: I hate that. Are you aware? You can stretch it. I'm sorry. [00:08:26] Speaker 1: The painting of Saturn eating his baby. [00:08:28] Ash: Oh, there's a little outfit. Okay. [00:08:31] Speaker 1: Ash, I'm going to show you something. Mine has a butthole. [00:08:33] Ash: Okay. I don't want to say anything. Mine also has a small butthole. [00:08:36] Speaker 1: No, it has a butthole. You could put something in there. Start spreading. [00:08:41] Ash: Start spreading the news. [00:08:44] Speaker 1: Oh, wait. I can check my baby's pulse. It's not moving. Pulse? [00:08:49] Ash: Mouth to mouth? It's dead. It's dead. [00:08:55] Speaker 1: It's dead. You want to see what's inside of him? Yes, yes. Let's do it. [00:08:58] Ash: Yes, actually, yes. [00:08:59] Speaker 1: Doctor, pull him. Where do you want me to cut from? [00:09:02] Ash: Sternum. [00:09:05] Speaker 1: Patreon. Oh. Oh. Oh. [00:09:13] Ash: Not looking too good. [00:09:15] Speaker 1: I think the baby has died. That's me and Ash. We're having fun. Start spreading the news. Do you have a push pin? The king in the north. Oh, my God. [00:09:35] Ash: We just pinned the baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:09:37] Speaker 1: I think it's just, eh. [00:09:39] Ash: I think it's, eh. [00:09:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to need your help. [00:09:41] Ash: Oh, no, wait. Crucify the baby. [00:09:45] Speaker 1: Yo, are we good? Okay, hold on. I'll do it. That's crazy. No, no, no. Oh, my God. Hold on. Dude, this is some... I'm going to, like, bolt it in. Is she a Ramsey Bolton? Yeah. Start spreading the news. [00:10:02] Ash: Perfect. [00:10:03] Speaker 1: Wait, can you cross his feet? [00:10:05] Ash: Yes. That's perfect. [00:10:08] Speaker 1: The baby stigmata. Wait, can we make this, like, really sick? [00:10:13] Ash: Can we miss the baby? [00:10:15] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Baby was in the baby. Start spreading the news. Bro, this video has gone off the rails. Can we show any of this? I feel weird. Up next, we have actually a highly sought-after item. Magic jellykins. What? And for this one, if you are confused, you have an empty jar. There's nothing in the jar. [00:10:39] Speaker ?: What? [00:10:40] Speaker 1: Okay. Step one, open the jar. Okay. Pour water to this fill line. I'm already kind of entertained here. Put the lid on. [00:10:52] Ash: Okay. [00:10:53] Speaker 1: Shake for 30 seconds when it's tightened. And make sure you shake so the camera can see it. [00:10:57] Ash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. One, Mississippi, two. Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [00:11:04] Speaker 1: Wait, that's actually so cool. [00:11:06] Ash: Do I just keep on shaking? [00:11:07] Speaker 1: I think it's probably about done. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, my God. [00:11:13] Ash: Oh, my God. [00:11:13] Speaker 1: I want to watch this happen. Ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. How cool is that? I got one of the Piggleton twins. Oh! Ew. [00:11:23] Ash: It's, like, hard. [00:11:25] Speaker 1: It's not as soft. It doesn't... Yeah! I thought it would feel like a sponge. It's not. It's like a hacky sack almost. [00:11:30] Ash: Yes. Yeah. [00:11:31] Speaker 1: These are cool. These were cool. How much are they? [00:11:33] Ash: I don't know. [00:11:34] Speaker 1: You want to guess? Ah, shit. I'm going to guess, like, 15 bucks. [00:11:37] Ash: Well, I guess they were really sought after. So, I would say, like, maybe 10 or 12. [00:11:41] Speaker 1: Paid normal price for these. These were still $9.99. [00:11:43] Ash: Ah, okay. [00:11:45] Speaker 1: I think these are kind of cool. I mean, like, again, I was impressed. And I think a kid's mind will be blown. [00:11:51] Ash: I think it... I think it... I think it deserves it. [00:11:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, they're, like, filled with jelly. It's not, like... It filled with slime. All right, next. Next. Next. It's kind of cool. One more miniverse item, but it's a little bit more expensive and a little bit more special. This is the Minecraft make-it-mini miniverse. And see, it's not a sphere. [00:12:08] Ash: It's a cube. Cake. Are we making... Are we making a cake? We're making a cake. [00:12:13] Speaker 1: No, we're not. [00:12:14] Ash: Yes, we are. [00:12:14] Speaker 1: Oh, you... [00:12:15] Speaker ?: Oh. [00:12:16] Speaker 1: I was like, maybe not. [00:12:20] Ash: This is resin. [00:12:21] Speaker 1: Cool. [00:12:23] Ash: Oh, yeah, because there's a little... It's a little silicone base, so you pour the resin. It comes out of a goat? [00:12:28] Speaker 1: Wait, what? There's live resin in this? [00:12:31] Ash: That's what... Yes. Yes. It's, like, milky. [00:12:34] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. There's, like, live liquid in there. And then does it go in here? [00:12:39] Ash: I'm assuming so. [00:12:40] Speaker 1: Wait, what? This is a mold. A mold. Yes. To make a cake with... Do we get a UV light? This isn't UV resin, is it? [00:12:46] Ash: Are you pouring it in the right thing? [00:12:47] Speaker 1: I don't... Oh. [00:12:49] Ash: Oh. It looks like cum. [00:12:51] Speaker 1: You squeeze. [00:12:51] Ash: You squeeze. He's coming, dude. [00:12:53] Speaker 1: He's cum. What? What the fuck is this? What the fuck? So that... It's gonna dry, and that's gonna just be a cake? Uh, this is cool. [00:13:03] Ash: This is cool. [00:13:03] Speaker 1: Like, there's so much to do here, and we're too dumb. [00:13:06] Ash: Yeah. [00:13:06] Speaker 1: We needed an adult. You made him cum. We'll check it back in on that later. Oh, wait. We put this in Ed? No, no, no. [00:13:14] Ash: You put it in Ed. [00:13:15] Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. This is fucking cool. [00:13:17] Ash: You put it in Ed. [00:13:18] Speaker 1: That's actually really cool. [00:13:19] Ash: We now understand. [00:13:20] Speaker 1: I believe that was $12.99 as well. Honestly, it's a whole thing. $12.99? $10.97. I bet. That's fine. That's not bad. I like it. That's not bad. All right, next. Up next. You guys like K-pop, right? Nope. All right, well, too bad. K-pop Demon Hunters. [00:13:37] Ash: For the fans. [00:13:38] Speaker 1: For the fans. Why is yours so heavy? [00:13:41] Ash: They're both. [00:13:42] Speaker 1: No, yours is heavy. [00:13:43] Ash: Collect them all. Okay, it's another collectible thing. [00:13:48] Speaker 1: Wow. [00:13:49] Ash: It's just so sparkly. [00:13:50] Speaker 1: It's a demon dog. [00:13:52] Ash: It's a demon cat. [00:13:53] Speaker 1: What am I? I don't even care. This feels like a McDonald's toy. That's not a good thing. [00:13:59] Ash: Right. [00:14:00] Speaker 1: Okay, I got mine. What would you rate this? [00:14:02] Ash: This is landfill truck. [00:14:04] Speaker 1: This is landfill truck. I'm sorry. This is landfill dog shit. Peanut said to put it away nicely, so I'm going to do that. No. Do you want this? [00:14:18] Speaker ?: No. [00:14:20] Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to shatter. [00:14:21] Ash: Except I think that one is the rare. [00:14:23] Speaker 1: Oh, was the rare? Was the rare. Hey, it didn't shatter. Maybe that's a sign. [00:14:28] Ash: Just because this one, it looks, it's shiny. [00:14:32] Speaker 1: Next. And there it goes. [00:14:33] Ash: Oh, no. I'll come. No. [00:14:35] Speaker 1: No. No. Oh, no. We need that. We need that. We need that. Careful with the switch. I'm actually, give me the next product. I'm devastated. It went everywhere. Oh, did it get in your face? Oh, my God. What? [00:14:50] Ash: Ah. [00:14:51] Speaker 1: Are you okay? No. [00:14:52] Ash: All the resin just splashed onto my face. I'm so sorry. It went straight into my nose. [00:14:58] Speaker 1: David Dobrik moment. [00:15:00] Ash: Oh, come on. [00:15:01] Speaker 1: I'm sorry. [00:15:01] Ash: I'm smelling something right now. [00:15:03] Speaker 1: I feel so bad. Woo! K-pop demon hunters, by the way. $12.99 for those. Who cares? That's garbage. Who cares? Moving on. Primal hatch. Hybrid hatchers. Oh, there's more come over here. Oh, wait. That's my spin. Hybrid. So, and then you inject this. We inject right here. It says it's going to pop out on its own. Give it a good inject. [00:15:26] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:15:28] Speaker 1: Okay. [00:15:30] Speaker ?: Oh, my God. [00:15:32] Ash: Oh! That's insane. Is it going to pop out even more? [00:15:35] Speaker 1: I think that's it. And then, and then, oh. It's like viscera. This is crazy. [00:15:41] Ash: This is actually kind of cool. [00:15:43] Speaker 1: Wait, you said the thing. I think that means it's got the thing. You kind of said the exact words. Here. I'm going to cut him out. Let me free. Ew, he's dripping. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. [00:15:54] Ash: He's leaking. [00:15:56] Speaker 1: There's that for you. And a tail. [00:15:57] Ash: His tail. Oh, he's some sort of, oh, hybrid. It's a shark, Carno. Oh, a Sharno. [00:16:03] Speaker 1: He's a Sharno. It's kind of in the name. Is this chocolate? [00:16:09] Ash: I wouldn't eat that. [00:16:11] Speaker 1: Okay. But is it flammable? [00:16:13] Ash: But is it flammable? Do you want to write the thing? Yeah. [00:16:16] Speaker 1: I think that this is kind of cool. And I mean, this is fun. He can bite things. Okay. Come on. I like that. Come on. Admittedly, I'm a fan. He can bite it. He can do this, Ash. Ready? Oh, wait. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. It worked. There's too many people watching. [00:16:33] Ash: Primal Hatch. I definitely think it goes in actually kind of cool. [00:16:36] Speaker 1: I think it's actually kind of cool. That's crazy. Then moving on from Zuru again. They make a lot of these. The Robo Alive Dino Fossil Fine Amber Adventure. That thing is so big. That is so huge. Good luck getting into that. Okay. Hold on. Step one. Dig it out. Step two. Build it. Should we just say fuck it? This one doesn't hatch on its own. Why do I care? [00:17:01] Ash: We have to hatch it? Like, what? [00:17:03] Speaker 1: Care, care, hands. Care, hands. There you go. Oh. [00:17:07] Ash: Oh, I see. There's like a whole little turn thing in here, and then it releases. Suck my dick. [00:17:12] Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not on this. Smash this. Yeah. Smash it. Take cover. Here it comes. You do get to excavate something. No. That's like pure. No. It's not even good chalk. No. The $3 one was better quality, like, shit to, like, undo. Yeah. [00:17:31] Ash: I don't like it. Eat that. [00:17:34] Speaker 1: You hungry? Me in Vegas. Up next. I believe this is just called Scruff-a-loves. From scruffy to fluffy. [00:17:49] Ash: There's a... [00:17:50] Speaker 1: I will read the instructions. I don't know what is going on there. [00:17:53] Ash: Prepare. To rescue your pet, you will require a bowl of warm water, child-safe shampoo, towel, and or a hair dryer. We got to wash it. What the fuck? [00:18:04] Speaker 1: Can I just pee on it? You want to come, Ash? [00:18:06] Ash: Yeah. [00:18:07] Speaker 1: We're going to go to the bathroom. We're going to go to the bathroom. We're going to go to the sink. Pam, let's go to the bathroom with it. [00:18:12] Ash: Bathroom time. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. [00:18:20] Speaker 1: Look at how pretty it is. How much peanut... How much was this? $19.99. $20 for an 80-cent plushie. [00:18:30] Ash: I didn't like anything about that. [00:18:31] Speaker 1: I didn't like it at all. Niece-nephew slop? I guess. [00:18:35] Ash: Sure. [00:18:36] Speaker 1: Honestly, I picture my nieces and nephews, if I gave this to them, the parents would be like, what the hell? [00:18:41] Ash: They're like... [00:18:42] Speaker 1: I got to do this shit now? [00:18:43] Ash: Yeah. You're supposed to towel dry and or blow dry it. [00:18:46] Speaker 1: And then comb it. Yeah. And also, it doesn't do anything. [00:18:49] Ash: It's just a stuffed animal with extra steps. [00:18:51] Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd get it out of here. Mr. Beast Lab Mutators. [00:18:57] Ash: Look at how many fucking zip ties there are. Oh, he is such a nice person. [00:19:02] Speaker 1: Or you can censor that. Okay. So it says, add mutation fluid. So we need... I think it's in the handle. All right. Adding the mutation fluid. [00:19:10] Ash: Oh, why is it bubbly? [00:19:11] Speaker 1: Oh. [00:19:13] Ash: That's toxic, right? That just looks like symbiote. It's gotta be. [00:19:15] Speaker 1: Yeah. This is what turns you into venom. Press the fingerprint scanner. Yeah. That's the way... That's you. [00:19:22] Ash: That's me. [00:19:23] Speaker 1: Okay. [00:19:24] Ash: It did it. [00:19:25] Speaker 1: And then it just says, reveal mutation. I think maybe take off that paper. Yeah. Okay. So you gotta tell me what happens here. [00:19:34] Ash: Is there anything? Are we fucking dead ass right now? This is so dumb. Mr. Beast, what the fuck? [00:19:42] Speaker 1: What did we do wrong? I'm gonna be like, what did we do wrong? I gotta do that right now. You don't have his number, do you? Well, yo, we're using the Mr. Beast lab. Where the fluid go. [00:19:59] Ash: That was the stupidest fucking toy. Lift out the beast, cut him out. [00:20:03] Speaker 1: And then it just says, yeah, pour the liquid out, by the way. I sent it to him. [00:20:07] Ash: Landfill. [00:20:07] Speaker 1: Landfill. [00:20:08] Ash: Landfill. [00:20:08] Speaker 1: There were cooler things, too, that involved the kids getting involved. Yeah. And this was not it. [00:20:13] Ash: This was just plastic, pour water, turn thing. [00:20:17] Speaker 1: This feels like everything Mr. Beast puts out, which is just like a weird, soulless, copy of something better. I'll let you know if he responds. Likelihood low. Oh, Mr. Beast's thing was 19 bucks, by the way. Hatchimals. Alive. Hatchimals, Ash. You like animals? [00:20:32] Ash: I love animals. [00:20:34] Speaker 1: I'll take the instructions. Don't worry. [00:20:35] Ash: I've seen every animal. [00:20:37] Speaker 1: You will need water for this one. I'm unclear if you need a bowl. Ash, take an egg out of the bowl. [00:20:42] Ash: Okay. [00:20:42] Speaker 1: Okay, that's perfect. Take it out of the center. And then pour water to the fill line in there, here. Okay. Put the egg in its little cocoon thing there. That little thing. [00:20:55] Ash: Okay. [00:20:57] Speaker 1: Okay. And then step four, it just shows the image hatching. Oh, it's peeing. It's like, look, look, look, look. Oh, it's peeing. [00:21:03] Ash: It's peeing. [00:21:04] Speaker 1: It's like turning colors. [00:21:05] Ash: It's peeing in there. It's pissing in the pool. [00:21:07] Speaker 1: Okay. [00:21:07] Ash: What's happening? [00:21:08] Speaker 1: I don't know. Then what? Is that like the- [00:21:10] Ash: Is it dying? [00:21:11] Speaker 1: Oh, it's cracking. It's cracking. It's cracking. [00:21:16] Ash: Oh, my God. It is cracking. [00:21:18] Speaker 1: Oh, it's actually- [00:21:19] Ash: Oh, my God. I'm about to be a mommy. [00:21:22] Speaker 1: There's something unsettling about it. Very unsettling. It's too real. Oh, dude. And you kind of missed, too. Like, it's still not open. [00:21:36] Ash: Oh, little guy. [00:21:38] Speaker 1: Oh, it's just- Can you just peel it off of the- Oh. [00:21:41] Ash: It's just a piece of dog shit. It's just a little bunny. It's so small. I don't want to know. [00:21:46] Speaker 1: Oh, I see what's happening. [00:21:47] Ash: Oh, it- [00:21:48] Speaker 1: There's a little thing raising and cracking. This is like a soft- Yep, look at this. Yeah, you're done. You're done. I'm really disappointed in what came out of it. It was all about the show. And these are cheap. [00:22:01] Speaker ?: Yeah. [00:22:01] Speaker 1: Like, really cheap. This is one of our most expensive items. Well, it's a giant pack of them, but still. It is. I mean, okay, how much is it? This was flat $19.99 from Amazon. Slop. That's landfill, I think. Slop, yeah. The egg hatching was, like, weirdly unsettling. It wasn't even, like- No, it was- I didn't love it. [00:22:16] Ash: It was creepy. [00:22:17] Speaker 1: All right, Ash, you ready to get wet? Wet one last time. The final item. [00:22:22] Ash: One more time. [00:22:23] Speaker 1: I don't think involves water. It is a Pets Alive, Polly the Surprise, magic bird. Okay, so remove. Let's do this correctly. Okay, shit. All right. Shit. [00:22:32] Ash: Fuck. [00:22:32] Speaker 1: Go ahead. It's taped. Oh, it's taped. All right. Okay. [00:22:36] Ash: Okay. Okay. So this is what's inside. Okay. It's more picture diaphragm. So there's a wand in there. [00:22:41] Speaker 1: Yep. [00:22:42] Ash: We have to get it out. [00:22:43] Speaker 1: I have this. [00:22:44] Ash: Don't know what the fuck that is. [00:22:46] Speaker 1: So how do I do this? I just hit it? [00:22:47] Ash: So it says, wave your magic wand. Close the curtain. You will hear Polly singing inside the cage. Okay. [00:22:54] Speaker 1: Okay. [00:22:57] Ash: And then close it. [00:22:58] Speaker 1: Okay. [00:23:02] Ash: Polly, are you in there, bub? [00:23:03] Speaker 1: Maybe. Polly's just dead. [00:23:12] Ash: Something's in there. [00:23:13] Speaker 1: Go ahead. [00:23:15] Ash: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. [00:23:17] Speaker 1: Show the camera. Is it there? [00:23:21] Ash: Oh. Polly, is it there? Oh, it's Polly. Polly has a surprise for you to find. A hatching egg with a baby bird. [00:23:32] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I think she's dying. Is it repeating? Does it want its egg? Say I love you. She flew. [00:23:50] Ash: She's singing this little song. Polly has unfortunately passed away, but she did leave a baby behind. One last flight. Oh, let's. Oh. [00:24:01] Speaker 1: Oh. Join your fucking mother. Um, I don't give a fuck about this dog shit. I think it's so cheap. [00:24:10] Ash: It's, it's, yeah, it's, it's whatever. It, it really sucks that Polly, you know, Polly drank too much and decided to crash it. [00:24:15] Speaker 1: - Yeah, took one last flight into the ground. All right, bye. - Bye. - Thanks for watching more. Thanks for something, well. - Extended version on Patreon? - Maybe. There's an extended version on Patreon, but if not, this won't make it. Thanks for watching, bye.